Note: This fic is not to be taken seriously. It is merely a spoof of Rita Repulsa and the show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers". Please R+R
The Adventures of Rita Repulsa
--Chapter 3: Three Thousand Years Later
by RedCrystalRanger
Three thousand years have passed as Rita Repulsa awakens...
"Ugh...never again" she says as she looks at her Nyquil bottle and throws it. A loud clunk and an
"Ouch!" from a masculine voice is heard. Rita looks to her right as she sees Goldar in her bed.
"Ah! GET OUT!" she screams as he falls out of the bed and gets up.
"My empress...I had no idea you woke up! I thought you died! I had to reproduce before our army was finished!" Goldar says as little tiny Goldar and Ritas run around.
"You-you mean you...you...." she notices the mini-aliens running around. "I HAVE CHILDREN!!!! NO!!!!!" she gets up and looks at Goldar. "LIAR!" she screams as she zaps Goldar's upper lip, which falls off. "That was annoying me." she says as she looks down. "Ah!!" she runs out of her chamber as the little mini Ritas chase after her. "Ah! Ah! They're attacking!" she says as she teleports to earth. "Oh Dear Bob.." she says to herself.
The mini-aliens teleport to earth and begin chasing after Rita. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" she screams as she runs down the streets of Angel Grove.
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Will Rita ever escape the attacking minis? Will Goldar's upper jaw ever heal? How did Rita give birth while sleeping?! Find out next time on..."The Adventures of Rita Repulsa"!
Next Chapter--"Attack of the Mini Ritas!"
The Adventures of Rita Repulsa
--Chapter 3: Three Thousand Years Later
by RedCrystalRanger
Three thousand years have passed as Rita Repulsa awakens...
"Ugh...never again" she says as she looks at her Nyquil bottle and throws it. A loud clunk and an
"Ouch!" from a masculine voice is heard. Rita looks to her right as she sees Goldar in her bed.
"Ah! GET OUT!" she screams as he falls out of the bed and gets up.
"My empress...I had no idea you woke up! I thought you died! I had to reproduce before our army was finished!" Goldar says as little tiny Goldar and Ritas run around.
"You-you mean you...you...." she notices the mini-aliens running around. "I HAVE CHILDREN!!!! NO!!!!!" she gets up and looks at Goldar. "LIAR!" she screams as she zaps Goldar's upper lip, which falls off. "That was annoying me." she says as she looks down. "Ah!!" she runs out of her chamber as the little mini Ritas chase after her. "Ah! Ah! They're attacking!" she says as she teleports to earth. "Oh Dear Bob.." she says to herself.
The mini-aliens teleport to earth and begin chasing after Rita. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" she screams as she runs down the streets of Angel Grove.
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Will Rita ever escape the attacking minis? Will Goldar's upper jaw ever heal? How did Rita give birth while sleeping?! Find out next time on..."The Adventures of Rita Repulsa"!
Next Chapter--"Attack of the Mini Ritas!"