Joe: EAT THIS! SCREW UPPER!
*the Giant Tornado engulfs RoboM, but has no effect*
RoboM: Ha! I am invicible!
Joe: Grrr... TIGER KICK!
RoboM: *giant Robo Backhands Joe, Sending him crashing through the wall*
Saikyo: Joe! Grrr... You'll pay for that Miyamoto....
*leaps up at Giant Robo Miyamoto*
RoboM: I think not! *grabs Captain Saikyo and palm blasts a energy beam, sending him up against the wall*
*elsewhere, in the lab*
Joe: *comes crashing in through the wall*
Joe: Ahh! *lands at the feet of Mai*
Mai: JOE! JOE! You gotta help me!
Joe: Huh? *seeing stars*
Mai: Joe! The Lab techs left when the explosions started, you have to hit the boob machine to reverse!
Joe: Boob..... boob machine? Huh? MAI! What happened to your melons!
Mai: The evil Nintendo drained them with that machine *nods at the machine with the jar of boob juice on top* Switch it backwards so I can get my breasts back!
Joe: Your boobs? *walks over to the machine*
Mai: Yeah, hurry this place is gonna fall apart! *the room is shook with an explosion*
Joe: *gets shit eating grin*
Mai: Joe, what.... what are you doing?
Joe: *grabs the 10 gallon jug of boob juice*
Mai: What?
Joe: AAAAHHAHAAAHAAAHAAA! *chugs down Mai's boob juice*
Mai: Joe NOO!!!!
Joe: *chug chug chug chug* Ah! *drops empty jug* That hit the spot!
Mai: Joe..... how... why....
Joe: I always wanted to know what they taste like Mai, kinda like buttermilk... huh? *begins to glow with a faint pink aura* Whats, happening to me?
*back at the battle*
Saikyo: *lays in a pile of rubble, armor cracked, coughing up blood*
RoboM: Over so soon? Surely you have more fight left? Oh well, no matter, now I finish this!
????: PIMP KICK!!!
RoboM: What?
*a bolt of "bright bright oh my god hide your eyes" Pink energy flies into the battlefield, striking Robo-Miyamoto Sunshine, doubling him over*
????: JIGALO KNEE!! *The Energy flies upward and hits Robo-M in the chin, knocking him back*
RoboM: What? Who, WHO ARE YOU?
*The Energy Lands, and the colors fade a little, showing that the source of the bright light and energy are enemating from Joe Higashi's Bright Pink Boxer Shorts*
Joe?: Whats the matter Miyamoto? Beaten at your own game?
RoboM: But I killed you!
Joe?: You might have killed Joe, but not..... JIGALO JOE!!
RoboM: What?
JigJoe: Eat this! *his boxers get bright again* SCREW UP HERS!!!! *A Giant Tornado of Pure Sexual Energy erupts from Joe and engulfs Robo-Miyamoto*
RoboM: What is this? Strength.... fading! Strong.... too strong! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
JigJoe: He is done for, but when he goes he is going to take us all with him! I gotta get all the babes out of here! *runs out of room*
Saikyo: Ummm.... Joe? Help?
Joe: *flies back into the room, arms full of all the SNK/Capcom women* Crap, forgot about you Dan! Quick, jump on!
Saikyo: But, there is no room!
JigJoe: Just grab unto Chunnies Love Handles!
Saikyo: OK! Lets get outta here!
*Flies out of Nintendo HQ as Miyamoto explodes, destroying the entire facilty in a giant ball of energy*
*our Heroes watch it all from a nearby cliff in silence*
Joe: ......
Dan: ......
Sakura: This means..... its all over right?
Terry: Yeah.....
Joe: *takes off boxers and throws them off the cliff*
Dan: *grabs microphone* OOOOOOOHHHHH AAAANNNGGEEEELLLLLL COME MEET THE SUN ITS A BRAND NEW DAY!!! OOOOOHHHHH ANNNNGGEELLL!
Mai: SHUT IT DAN!
And so, thanks once again to Dan and Joe, as they pulled the world's asses out of the fire yet again. Ryu was killed by Terry, Iori and Rock, but Capcom quickly made an excuse to bring him back to life. The Hammer Pants Ninja's hunted down and murdered the surviving Nintendo Fanboys, but The Real Link and Zelda's bodies were never found. Some have spotted them in Nude Beaches in Jamaica. As for Mai's globes, they eventually healed back
*the Giant Tornado engulfs RoboM, but has no effect*
RoboM: Ha! I am invicible!
Joe: Grrr... TIGER KICK!
RoboM: *giant Robo Backhands Joe, Sending him crashing through the wall*
Saikyo: Joe! Grrr... You'll pay for that Miyamoto....
*leaps up at Giant Robo Miyamoto*
RoboM: I think not! *grabs Captain Saikyo and palm blasts a energy beam, sending him up against the wall*
*elsewhere, in the lab*
Joe: *comes crashing in through the wall*
Joe: Ahh! *lands at the feet of Mai*
Mai: JOE! JOE! You gotta help me!
Joe: Huh? *seeing stars*
Mai: Joe! The Lab techs left when the explosions started, you have to hit the boob machine to reverse!
Joe: Boob..... boob machine? Huh? MAI! What happened to your melons!
Mai: The evil Nintendo drained them with that machine *nods at the machine with the jar of boob juice on top* Switch it backwards so I can get my breasts back!
Joe: Your boobs? *walks over to the machine*
Mai: Yeah, hurry this place is gonna fall apart! *the room is shook with an explosion*
Joe: *gets shit eating grin*
Mai: Joe, what.... what are you doing?
Joe: *grabs the 10 gallon jug of boob juice*
Mai: What?
Joe: AAAAHHAHAAAHAAAHAAA! *chugs down Mai's boob juice*
Mai: Joe NOO!!!!
Joe: *chug chug chug chug* Ah! *drops empty jug* That hit the spot!
Mai: Joe..... how... why....
Joe: I always wanted to know what they taste like Mai, kinda like buttermilk... huh? *begins to glow with a faint pink aura* Whats, happening to me?
*back at the battle*
Saikyo: *lays in a pile of rubble, armor cracked, coughing up blood*
RoboM: Over so soon? Surely you have more fight left? Oh well, no matter, now I finish this!
????: PIMP KICK!!!
RoboM: What?
*a bolt of "bright bright oh my god hide your eyes" Pink energy flies into the battlefield, striking Robo-Miyamoto Sunshine, doubling him over*
????: JIGALO KNEE!! *The Energy flies upward and hits Robo-M in the chin, knocking him back*
RoboM: What? Who, WHO ARE YOU?
*The Energy Lands, and the colors fade a little, showing that the source of the bright light and energy are enemating from Joe Higashi's Bright Pink Boxer Shorts*
Joe?: Whats the matter Miyamoto? Beaten at your own game?
RoboM: But I killed you!
Joe?: You might have killed Joe, but not..... JIGALO JOE!!
RoboM: What?
JigJoe: Eat this! *his boxers get bright again* SCREW UP HERS!!!! *A Giant Tornado of Pure Sexual Energy erupts from Joe and engulfs Robo-Miyamoto*
RoboM: What is this? Strength.... fading! Strong.... too strong! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!
JigJoe: He is done for, but when he goes he is going to take us all with him! I gotta get all the babes out of here! *runs out of room*
Saikyo: Ummm.... Joe? Help?
Joe: *flies back into the room, arms full of all the SNK/Capcom women* Crap, forgot about you Dan! Quick, jump on!
Saikyo: But, there is no room!
JigJoe: Just grab unto Chunnies Love Handles!
Saikyo: OK! Lets get outta here!
*Flies out of Nintendo HQ as Miyamoto explodes, destroying the entire facilty in a giant ball of energy*
*our Heroes watch it all from a nearby cliff in silence*
Joe: ......
Dan: ......
Sakura: This means..... its all over right?
Terry: Yeah.....
Joe: *takes off boxers and throws them off the cliff*
Dan: *grabs microphone* OOOOOOOHHHHH AAAANNNGGEEEELLLLLL COME MEET THE SUN ITS A BRAND NEW DAY!!! OOOOOHHHHH ANNNNGGEELLL!
Mai: SHUT IT DAN!
And so, thanks once again to Dan and Joe, as they pulled the world's asses out of the fire yet again. Ryu was killed by Terry, Iori and Rock, but Capcom quickly made an excuse to bring him back to life. The Hammer Pants Ninja's hunted down and murdered the surviving Nintendo Fanboys, but The Real Link and Zelda's bodies were never found. Some have spotted them in Nude Beaches in Jamaica. As for Mai's globes, they eventually healed back