Note: This fic is not to be taken seriously. It is merely a spoof of Rita Repulsa and the show "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers". Please R+R
The Adventures of Rita Repulsa
--Chapter 4: Attack of the Mini Ritas!
This chapter contains strong language and some things that may be offensive towards certain people. If it's offensive towards you, do not read any further.
by RedCrystalRanger
"Oh my GOD!" Rita screams as the mini people chase after her. "Mini people! Mini people! GET AWAY! AGH!" she screams to the little Ritas as she coincidently runs past a group of midgets.
"What's her problem?" one of them asks.
"Hater." the female midget says.
"Rita! Rita! Rita!" the mini Ritas scream as they chase after her. "Get back! Get back! I'm armed and dangerous!" she screams as she holds out a nail filer.
"Rita! Rita! Rita!" they continue to chant as they close in on her. She grabs one of them and holds the nail filer to it's throat. "I'm going to give you what you DESERVE!" Rita screams as she grabs the mini Rita's hand and begins filing her nails.
The mini Ritas begin to grab her and they each hold on to her. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" she screams as she throws them off.
"Empress Rita!" one of them scream. "Get back you....you...DOUCHE BAG." she says deeply. She then turns a corner and runs into a 7/11. "Get back all of you!" she screams as the people.
"Excuse me ma'am--" one of the clerks starts as Rita pulls out her staff. "LIAR! LIAR!" she screams as she zapps everyone in sight, leaving her all alone. She then runs over and locks the doors.
"Whew..I'm safe." she says to herself as the mini Ritas wait outside. "Oh great...I'm trapped in here!" she screams.
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Will Rita ever destroy the mini Ritas? Will she live in the 7/11 forever? Should I stop asking questions?! Find out next time on..."The Adventures of Rita Repulsa"!
Next Chapter--"Two Weeks and the Campell Soup Defense"
The Adventures of Rita Repulsa
--Chapter 4: Attack of the Mini Ritas!
This chapter contains strong language and some things that may be offensive towards certain people. If it's offensive towards you, do not read any further.
by RedCrystalRanger
"Oh my GOD!" Rita screams as the mini people chase after her. "Mini people! Mini people! GET AWAY! AGH!" she screams to the little Ritas as she coincidently runs past a group of midgets.
"What's her problem?" one of them asks.
"Hater." the female midget says.
"Rita! Rita! Rita!" the mini Ritas scream as they chase after her. "Get back! Get back! I'm armed and dangerous!" she screams as she holds out a nail filer.
"Rita! Rita! Rita!" they continue to chant as they close in on her. She grabs one of them and holds the nail filer to it's throat. "I'm going to give you what you DESERVE!" Rita screams as she grabs the mini Rita's hand and begins filing her nails.
The mini Ritas begin to grab her and they each hold on to her. "Ah! Ah! Ah!" she screams as she throws them off.
"Empress Rita!" one of them scream. "Get back you....you...DOUCHE BAG." she says deeply. She then turns a corner and runs into a 7/11. "Get back all of you!" she screams as the people.
"Excuse me ma'am--" one of the clerks starts as Rita pulls out her staff. "LIAR! LIAR!" she screams as she zapps everyone in sight, leaving her all alone. She then runs over and locks the doors.
"Whew..I'm safe." she says to herself as the mini Ritas wait outside. "Oh great...I'm trapped in here!" she screams.
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Will Rita ever destroy the mini Ritas? Will she live in the 7/11 forever? Should I stop asking questions?! Find out next time on..."The Adventures of Rita Repulsa"!
Next Chapter--"Two Weeks and the Campell Soup Defense"