Remember this i dont own Inu Yasha or Emperors new groove thought i remind you all XD!!!

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Naraku: Good work! Hurry, take the body out!

Yume: Oh they're easy to make. I'll give you the recipe.

Sesshoumaru: * wakes up* So what was that?

Naraku: Nothing..nothing

Sesshoumaru: Hey buddy, can you top me off again HAR HAR * starts turning into a llama*

Naraku:.......... * starts hitting broccoli on top of each other* Yume...

Yume: Huh.. * shows broccoli* You want some more??

Naraku: * smashes fist into hand*

Yume: Oh! * grabs the bowl and hits Sesshoumaru on the head*

Naraku: A LLAMA!! HES SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!

Yume: Yea ...weird

Naraku: * grabs the vile* This isn't poison this is extract of llama URG!! Take him out at MIDNIGHT!!

Later that night O_O DUNANANA

Yume: * has a bag over shoulder and is skipping down stairs making up a theme song*

Sesshoumaru: OH MY GOD he has his own theme song... Talk about stupid!

Old guys walk by

Yume: * stops and goes up next to the wall* Duuuuh..... * watches them go by then starts up again * DUDADUDA.....* walks over the bridge and drops the bag in the water*

Jr. Angel Yume: You're not gonna let him die are you??

Jr. Devil Yume: You should just leave

Jr. Angel Yume: Dont listen to him

Jr. Devil Yume: Dont listen to him! He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness, I'm gonna lead you down a path that rocks!

Jr. Angel Yume: You, come off it

Jr. Devil Yume: You! Here are 3 reasons why you should just walk away! 1. Look at that sissy string thing!

Jr. Angel Yume: It's a harp!

Jr. Devil Yume: Yea and thats a dress!

Jr. Angel Yume: It's a ROBE!! How Many times do i have to tell you this!

Jr. Devil Yume: 2. Look what i can do! * does a one-handed handstand* Heh Haha!

Yume: What's that gotta do with this!

Jr. Angel Yume: No.he's got a point!

Yume: What do I say to get rid of you guys?? Leave??

Both the Jrs.: That will work!

Yume: * thinks and panics and gets the bag and drops it on a cart of the villager*

Inu Yasha: * walks away sighing*

Yume: Hey!! HEY YOU!!

Inu Yasha:* walks home*

Rin and Shippou: Look DADDY HOME!!! * both run up to Inu Yasha*

Kagome: Watch out lady with a baby coming through! We've all been measured today.

Shippou: Yea I'm on a growth spurt. and I ate a bug!!

Rin: Well I have a lose tooth!!

Kagome: Now you two, it's time to go to bed.

Both kids: No, I dont want to!

Inu Yasha: Fine you two can stay up, but were just gonna be telling each other how much we love each other:

Both: Yuk!! * both run away*

Kagome: So what did the Emperor want with you?

Inu Yasha: He was busy he couldn't see me...

Kagome: WHAT? AFTER HE SENT YOU! IF I WAS YOU I MARCH RIGHT BACK THERE AND DEMAND TO SEE HIM!! * SNORTS*

Inu Yasha: Honey calm down...

Kagome: URG!! So mad! I need to go clean something * walks away*

Inu Yasha: * walks to the stable to put the llama away*

Sango: * walks up to Inu Yasha and eats some grass*

Sesshoumaru: * film stops* Okay I just want you to remember this story isn't about him, it's about me and I'm in the bag! * circles the bag* Now let's continue the story * Comes back and scratches out Inu Yasha* Heh Heh... * story starts up again*

Inu Yasha: Where'd this bag come from??
Dunananana Oooo what's in the bag !! Anyways sorry I didn't write this over spring break i became lazy O_O sorry * bows many times* Forgive me!!! -.- Please leave reviews though XD more the merrier!