~ Ha, I wrote a lot more here than before. Anywayz.. damn, I can't think of
anything to say. Well, if you wanna, just a suggestion: READ RL!!!!! It's
so hard to find readers, sniff. Well, I'll just loiter around and spend the
time by talking gibberish to prevent you from reading..
*few moments later
owie..
When the doors where opened, the girls squealed and ran inside. "We've got a waterbed!!" Peach laughed out while she jumped up and down. "Peach, get down," Zelda demanded, "You'll break it." Samus raised an eyebrow and grinned. She whistled lightly as she passed by Peach, and a moment later -
WHOOSH!!
"Ugh..my HAIR!" Zelda said through mess of wet blonde knots. Samus smiled deviously as she patted her arm cannon while watching Peach stand up. "You.." the princess said with an evil hatred. "Peachy," Samus replied, "Been putting up a lot of carbs lately?" Peach glared silently, and the two of them were throwing daggers at each other.
"Help me.." Nana's voice called out. "Nana? Jigglypuff?" Zelda cried out. "Help.." All three looked up and gasped. "Yea," Nana and Jigglypuff moaned as they hung pitifully on a fan, "get us down."
***
The guys dropped their duffel bags when they reached their rooms. "Sweet," Link muttered in awe. Fox and Falco peeked in, and gave each other a wink. "Look at all this stuff!" Ness pointed out. "Nice silverware," Popo commented. "Not like you'll be using it!" Young Link shouted. "Whee! I get the top bunk!!" "No you don't!" Link ran over to pull him down.
"Hey!" Young Link struggled against his cousin's grip. Link shouted, "Get down! You'll break your neck you little bastard!" Young Link grabbed his hand and bit it in the flesh. "ARRRGH!!!!!"
Young Link grinned as Link fell on the bed, grasping his bleeding hand. "Haha!! Uh oh," he said as Link scrambled up and chased after him. They ran past the bathroom, where Luigi was taking photographs.
"Mama mia!" the green plumber cried out, "you are-a beautiful! Yes-a you are! Give-a me some, aw.. that's-a my baby. Oh yes-a! Hot! Gorgeous!!!" "Uh, Luigi?" Mario came in and tapped him on the shoulder, "What're you doing?" Luigi paused from his camera and looked up. "Mario!" he shouted happily and pushed his brother in front of him, "There, look-a! Isn't-a she a beaut?"
Mario stared silently at his brother oddly. "Bro, it's a toilet," he said slowly. Luigi gasped and ran over to the toilet and placed his gloved hands on the sides of it. "Don't let-a yourself hear 'im, sweetheart," he muttered to it and snapped at Mario angrily, "You fool-a!! You've-a broken her heart-a! Que tontisimo! Que es-a su problemo, eh?! She is-a the most lovely creature I've-a ever seen! Look-a at this, look-a at this!! Polished, sleek-a surface.. ahhhh.."
A very disturbing look came over Luigi's face as he grinned idiotically and caressed the toilet. His brother sighed and shook his head to leave the bathroom. The guys were all raiding the kitchen, where Falco and Fox were pocketing several pieces of china and porcelain. "Heyy.. MARGAITAS!!" Pikachu slammed the door to the fridge carrying three bottles of beer. "Yo, I need a Bud," Captain Falcon swiped one of the bottles. Ganondorf stood alongside him sniffing.
"Don't you know that alcohol is bad for you?" he said, "You can get liver disease and die! Don't throw your life away!" Captain Falcon gave the grinning Gerudo a weird look. "Man, get outta my sight," he moaned and went away. Ness looked up from his plate of ice cream and quietly slipped away. He followed Captain Falcon out the kitchen, leaving a sad Ganondorf nearly in tears.
Pichu walked up to him and placed a tiny paw on his back. "Aw, don't worry Ganondorf," he said, "I'm sure Captain Falcon didn't mean it." Ganondorf bawled loudly. Pichu patted his hand. "There there," he assured him, "It's alright." Ganon, completely obsolete to Pichu's presence, slammed his hand down on the table and went down sobbing. "Piiiichuuuu!!!!!" Pichu flew into the living room, where Roy was showing some of the guys his collection of um.. not decent pictures of girls.
"Duude!" Bowser exclaimed over them, "Man, these are HOT!" "Hey!" Popo and Young Link came up from behind the crowd and tried to climb their way in, "Whatcha' looking at?" "Go away, no kids allowed!" Fox shoved them over. "I've seen those before!" Young Link cried out, "They're all over Link's room!!" Link turned red and raised a gloved fist. Young Link and Popo ran out to the other room laughing and screaming.
Roy placed the first picture on the bottom of the pile, revealing the next one. "AW.." the guys moaned. "What do you think, huh?" Roy said with a mischievous smile. Mr. Game and Watch held up a sign with a number "1". "Heh, that ain't nothin," Kirby sat up and smiled, "They're not half as big as the ones I've seen."
A skeptical look frowned on Roy's face. "Oh yea?" he challenged, "Show us your best." Kirby grinned and sped off to his suitcase. The guys waited for about a minute when he returned with a folder. "Fellow gentlemen," Kirby said leisurely, "I give you.. The Twin Mount Everests."
He flipped open the folder, and the guys gawked. They were speechless for a moment when Roy turned red and suddenly ran into the bathroom. There was a loud outburst in Luigi's voice from behind the door a moment later.
"WHAT-A THE FUCK-A ARE YOU DOING?!! THAT'S-A SICK!! THAT'S SO ASS-FUCKING A- SICK!!!!!!!!"
***
After they had spent half an hour getting Jigglypuff and Nana down, two whole hours blow drying their hair, and one more hour for Peach and Samus to decide who gets which room, the girls sat cross-legged on floor in their PJs. "Come on," Nana started, "let's have a girl talk." "Alright," said Peach grinning wildly, "Which of the guys do you think is the hottest?" Samus flipped her blond hair and smiled. "That blond, what was his name again?" "Link?" Zelda said with a raised eyebrow, "Are you serious?!" Samus licked her finger and touched the rug with a hiss.
Zelda turned up her lip. "He's okay.." she started, "but really.. LINK? I mean, for Godsakes he's a virgin who lives in a TREE." Peach looked at Zelda suspiciously. "How would YOU know he's a virgin?" Jigglypuff stopped playing with her curl and leaned forward enthusiastically. "Well um.." Zelda stumbled and looked from side to side. The girls squealed before she could say anymore.
"Oh.. my.. GOD!" Samus screeched, "You can't be serious!" "No!" Zelda retorted, "He just got high and started saying all this..stuff." Jigglypuff scooted closer to the Hylian princess. "Like what?" she asked interestedly. "Did he mention," Peach said, "how.. TALL he is?" She coughed suggestively.
"Mmm," Samus licked her lips, "I bet he's got the best sword ever." "Actually," Nana added, "Marth and Roy's aren't too bad either." Everyone stopped and stared at her blankly. Nana looked around her in confusion. "What?" she asked, "Their swords are pretty great, too."
"Nana.." Jigglypuff started, "Don't tell me that you've been..uh, well how should I put this?" "Would you like to explain in FULL detail," Zelda said slowly, "just how you came by that information?" Nana raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" she said, "Didn't we all see their swords?"
"Huh," Peach replied, "Unless I entirely missed something back there in the auditorium, I don't think so." Nana shook her head. "No, really! We saw them!" she said, "Roy's and Marth's were all gold at one end and even, and Link's had blue on one end and a long thing coming out of it!"
That led everyone off the line.
"Nana!" Zelda reprimanded while Peach and Samus were giggling furiously. Nana was completely shocked and confused that she scratched her head. "Holy crap," Jigglypuff sighed with relief, "and I actually thought you were downright serious." "But I was!" Nana retorted defiantly.
Samus cleared her throat and placed an arm around her. "Nana," she said comfortingly, "we weren't referring to.. those kind of swords, honey." She ended with a splitting grin. Nana looked at her strangely.
"What other kinds are there?" she asked curiously. "WELL.." Peach started and was met with Zelda's glare. "Don't," she threatened, "She doesn't need to know about that kind of thing now." "What?" Nana persisted, "I wanna know!" "Forget it," Samus replied and edged back to her seat, "I guess having no male role in the family really stunts our incredible feminine knowledge."
"That's not true," Nana protested, "Popo's older than me and my brother." Jigglypuff rolled over. "Yeah well," she started, "Popo's still not exactly our typical male figure, ya know?"
"What's wrong with Popo?"
"Wait a minute," Peach stopped, "You mean that short kid in the blue coat? Is that your brother?" Nana nodded and Peach shuddered. "Oh my god," she stated, "no wonder you're so deprived." Zelda shot her a warning death stare and Peach quietly shut her mouth. "Really, what's wrong with Popo?" Nana asked. Popo's always known more stuff than her, and he was older despite their heights. She couldn't see any real problem with him.
"Girl-friend," Samus sighed, "I just don't think Popo's old enough to have known anything really important. Seriously, if you want a good image I suggest you try and get yourself away from that little kid." Nana wrinkled her nose. 'Little kid?' she thought.
Zelda waved the topic away. "Forget it," she said, "let's not go there. Besides, there are some real pervs in those guys." "Ugh," Jigglypuff shuddered, "You mean that what's-his-face red head? He's got issues.. we were standing there and he kept staring at me and started saying that I was really.. 'round'." The girls all except Nana broke in a series of squeals.
Nana was silent and reviewed the facts. Popo WAS really dumb. Like the times he'd stare up towards the sky for a long time until a block of ice would hit him on the head and send him unconscious for two or three hours. Now that she sat and think about it, Popo was pretty shallow. Even compared to Young Link, he was kind of stupid. When the girls all tucked themselves into their beds, Nana pulled the yellow covers over herself and made a solemn oath.
From that day forward, she will NOT be around Popo any longer..
**
"Hey.." Sheik said, "Is there something wrong with that dude over there?" A few other guys crept over and looked at where Sheik was pointing at.
A little green thing was huddled in the corner. It was muttering something and stroking a round object in its arms. "Mine.." it was murmuring in a gnarly voice, "My own.. my precious!!" "Yo, man," Roy started and reached out his hand to touch its shoulder, "You alright?" The green thing turned and hissed.
"Whoa!" Roy said and doubled back against Mewtwo. The green thing bared its teeth and started hissing towards them menacingly. "Get back!" Sheik warned them. Roy stumbled and both he and Mewtwo fell back on the ground. "UGH!" Roy screamed and got up quickly, "Oh fuck, I've been touched by a purple pussy!" Mewtwo's eyes glared blue. "Who you calling a pussy?!" he roared and started his psybeam attack.
"What's goin on?" Link yawned and walked towards the living room. "Hey, come look at this!" Sheik motioned him and pointed at the green little thing in the corner. Soon Falco and Fox got up to join them, followed by just about everyone else. "What is it?" Marth asked curiously. Inside the kitchen, Roy and Mewtwo were brawling. "You want some of this?!" Roy's voice called out, and there was a loud curse from Mewtwo.
Ness crept under Mario's legs trying to get a better look. "Hey!" he stated, "It's got something!" Upon his words the green thing leaped six feet in the air above their heads, hissing and glaring. It landed behind them, and started crawling up along the walls like a spider. "Lemme see, lemme see!" Young Link shouted and pushed his way through the crowd. "Yo, go back to sleep!" Link told him.
"It's holding an egg!" Kirby announced, and the green creature snarled and jumped on him. "URHAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME!!!!!" Falco and Mario both ran over and tried to pry it away from Kirby. The green creature wailed and swung them both backwards. "MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOOOOPP!!!" Kirby screamed in terror.
Everyone pounced on the green thing and tried to pull it away. Finally, they held it by its hands, feet, and tail snarling and wriggling from Kirby's reach. "Hey, it's Yoshi!" Popo declared. Yoshi let out a horrifying screech and struggled to reach its egg that was left lying on the ground. "Keep.. him.. STILL!" Captain Falcon strained as he held on to the green dinosaur's left arm.
From behind them, Roy and Mewtwo could still be heard fighting. "Say 'Uncle!'" Mewtwo demanded as he pinned Roy back by both legs. "Un- unn.. Fuck you, PUSSY!!" There was a tumble and a Xena battle-cry from Roy's lungs as he jumped Mewtwo with his sword.
Just then, DK walked out from the lavatory (amidst Italian cursings from Luigi) and stopped dead when he saw the egg. "BIG tennis ball!" he cried out and grabbed his racket from behind. Yoshi's eyes widened in fright as DK advanced towards its egg.
"YEAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All the guys holding it down were blown halfway across the room as Yoshi leaped forward. "Urgh?" DK said and looked up. Immediately the green dinosaur less than half the ape's body mass attacked him. They rolled over the ground, breaking the table and rolling up the carpet. There were growls from DK as Yoshi clawed and bit into the thick fur.
The guys all stood up, and Pikachu turned to Mewtwo and Roy keeping each other in a death-lock. "Hey, stop that!" he demanded. Roy and Mewtwo ignored him, which irritated the Pokemon. They continued fighting, and Pikachu started to join in. "I told you two assholes to STOP IT!" he yelled as he shocked the two of them. Roy punched Pikachu in the face, and Mewtwo kicked Roy in the shins. They fought with tooth and fists, while in the opposite ring was DK and Yoshi tearing up the living room.
Sheik stood up after a long moment of dizziness. "Man," he mumbled, "Somebody call the Animal Control Center or something!" Marth ran to the telephone and flipped through the Yellow Pages. Bowser cursed and saw a figure in the corner. He approached it and noticed Ganondorf huddled in a ball, his back facing the commotion.
"Dude," Bowser said to him, "what's wrong with you?" Ganondorf's eyes darted from side to side as he whined meekly. "Too much.. fighting," he whimpered and covered his ears, "Me want.. nice and happy places.. sunshine and daisies.. rainbows are nice, too.. little bunny foo-foo carrying his tiny basket of goodies is coming to take me home!" He hunched over and began sucking his thumb.
Meanwhile Marth dialed up a number on the phone. He waited for it to ring, looking anxiously at the fighting as he tapped the table impatiently. "Come on, come on!" he muttered and someone on the other end picked up. "Hello?"
"Yea, is this the Animal Control Center?"
Young Link bumped into him from behind. "I'm not going to bed!! You can't make me!!" he screamed as Link chased him. "Oh yes you are!" Link replied, "You're gonna be in bed either sleeping or in a coma when I'm through with you!" They scrambled around the living room, where Luigi was blocking the door to the bathroom.
"Jeez, Luigi!" Popo said holding his crutches, "I gotta GO!" Luigi shook his head defiantly. "You aren't-a coming in here!" he replied hotly, "She's a-sleeping!" "Damnit, Luigi!" Popo cursed, "I'm gonna piss in my snowpants!" Mario stepped in and went up to his brother. "Luigi," he said calmly, "Come on, let Popo use the toilet!"
A look of pure horror crossed Luigi's face as he ran into the bathroom and hugged the rims of the toilet. "You monsters!" he cried out, "She's-a gone through enough-a already!" Mario lost his patience and stepped inside the bathroom. "That's IT!" he said and pounced on his brother.
Marth cursed as he strained to hear the other line and shouted over the fighting. "CAN EVERY ASSHOLE IN HERE PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!!?!" he yelled and returned with one finger plugging his ear. Just then Falco and Fox scrambled into the room and locked the door. Marth gave them an inquiring look. "What are you two doing in here?" he asked them, "Get out, I'm making a phone call!"
Falco turned and hushed him while Fox peered out the window from the top of the door. Marth muttered and went back to the phone. "No, no," he said in frustration, "no, I don't NEED a deluxe package of DDT, just get some squat team here and take care of the situation. No, I'm not Canadian. What? What does that have to do with anything?"
There was a loud thumping against the door. "You bastards!" came Captain Falcon's voice, "Give me back my car keys!" Fox and Falco grinned at each other as they held the door with their backs. The pounding became louder, and Marth turned to the two of them. "Get OUT right now!" he demanded, and went back to the phone. There was a still silence from the door, and Fox tiptoed to look out the window.
"Holy crap," he cursed. With a burst of flames, Captain Falcon broke in the door with a Falcon punch and left a mess of smoke and debris. He stood in a menacing glare as he scanned the room for the two thieves. Marth motioned him and pointed to the couch. Captain Falcon walked over and threw over the couch, revealing Fox and Falco hiding underneath. He picked them up by the scruff of their necks with an evil grin.
Marth waved smiling benevolently at Falco and Fox as they left shooting glares towards him, and went back to the phone. "Okay?" he asked, "We're at HAL Laboratories Nintendo Land. Got that? Great, thanks, bye." He left the room and stood in awe at the sight of the dorm. A pipe was broken and leaking out water, flooding the floor. There were tears on every piece of furniture, and the walls were charred by fire from Roy and Captain Falcon. The lights kept flickering on and off, and sparks flew out at every direction.
The doorbell rang, and Sheik ran over the pool of water to open it. "Thank gods you're here," he said and stopped when he opened the door. Crazy Hand and Master Hand (standing respectively) appeared at the door with nets and electric shockers. They were both in pink gloves that had "I love kittens" written all over it. "Hi," Crazy Hand began and the two of them stepped inside.
They walked straight towards Yoshi holding down DK in attempts to drowning him in the pipe water and netted him. Then they shocked DK and carried the motionless ape out of the water. Keeping Yoshi under restrains, they headed out the door. "Bye," Master Hand said as they left. Sheik and Marth stared at each other, then at the chaos that was still commencing. They fell in a wet sofa with a groan out of exhaustion.
~ I hope that was better as I promised. Ya like? *cause if you don't, tell me and I'll go see my counselor for emotional support. ^.^
Reviews!! *yes, I do this ALL the time, hehe
Rai Dorian - hehe, yes DK has a primal instinct to wack things ^_^ thanks for reading!
Link's Princess - lol, I KNOW!!!! I can't help it how he's just so.. *drools, lol
Spidoy - hehe, I hope ya liked it!
Chibialandra - yea, they're getting in trouble a lot more often. Hehe.. dynamic duo, hmm..
Ice-Dragoness - hehe, you're the second person who's said that! I should get them more parts..
Sephi Kitsune - yea.. peace loving little rodent ~_~
*few moments later
owie..
When the doors where opened, the girls squealed and ran inside. "We've got a waterbed!!" Peach laughed out while she jumped up and down. "Peach, get down," Zelda demanded, "You'll break it." Samus raised an eyebrow and grinned. She whistled lightly as she passed by Peach, and a moment later -
WHOOSH!!
"Ugh..my HAIR!" Zelda said through mess of wet blonde knots. Samus smiled deviously as she patted her arm cannon while watching Peach stand up. "You.." the princess said with an evil hatred. "Peachy," Samus replied, "Been putting up a lot of carbs lately?" Peach glared silently, and the two of them were throwing daggers at each other.
"Help me.." Nana's voice called out. "Nana? Jigglypuff?" Zelda cried out. "Help.." All three looked up and gasped. "Yea," Nana and Jigglypuff moaned as they hung pitifully on a fan, "get us down."
***
The guys dropped their duffel bags when they reached their rooms. "Sweet," Link muttered in awe. Fox and Falco peeked in, and gave each other a wink. "Look at all this stuff!" Ness pointed out. "Nice silverware," Popo commented. "Not like you'll be using it!" Young Link shouted. "Whee! I get the top bunk!!" "No you don't!" Link ran over to pull him down.
"Hey!" Young Link struggled against his cousin's grip. Link shouted, "Get down! You'll break your neck you little bastard!" Young Link grabbed his hand and bit it in the flesh. "ARRRGH!!!!!"
Young Link grinned as Link fell on the bed, grasping his bleeding hand. "Haha!! Uh oh," he said as Link scrambled up and chased after him. They ran past the bathroom, where Luigi was taking photographs.
"Mama mia!" the green plumber cried out, "you are-a beautiful! Yes-a you are! Give-a me some, aw.. that's-a my baby. Oh yes-a! Hot! Gorgeous!!!" "Uh, Luigi?" Mario came in and tapped him on the shoulder, "What're you doing?" Luigi paused from his camera and looked up. "Mario!" he shouted happily and pushed his brother in front of him, "There, look-a! Isn't-a she a beaut?"
Mario stared silently at his brother oddly. "Bro, it's a toilet," he said slowly. Luigi gasped and ran over to the toilet and placed his gloved hands on the sides of it. "Don't let-a yourself hear 'im, sweetheart," he muttered to it and snapped at Mario angrily, "You fool-a!! You've-a broken her heart-a! Que tontisimo! Que es-a su problemo, eh?! She is-a the most lovely creature I've-a ever seen! Look-a at this, look-a at this!! Polished, sleek-a surface.. ahhhh.."
A very disturbing look came over Luigi's face as he grinned idiotically and caressed the toilet. His brother sighed and shook his head to leave the bathroom. The guys were all raiding the kitchen, where Falco and Fox were pocketing several pieces of china and porcelain. "Heyy.. MARGAITAS!!" Pikachu slammed the door to the fridge carrying three bottles of beer. "Yo, I need a Bud," Captain Falcon swiped one of the bottles. Ganondorf stood alongside him sniffing.
"Don't you know that alcohol is bad for you?" he said, "You can get liver disease and die! Don't throw your life away!" Captain Falcon gave the grinning Gerudo a weird look. "Man, get outta my sight," he moaned and went away. Ness looked up from his plate of ice cream and quietly slipped away. He followed Captain Falcon out the kitchen, leaving a sad Ganondorf nearly in tears.
Pichu walked up to him and placed a tiny paw on his back. "Aw, don't worry Ganondorf," he said, "I'm sure Captain Falcon didn't mean it." Ganondorf bawled loudly. Pichu patted his hand. "There there," he assured him, "It's alright." Ganon, completely obsolete to Pichu's presence, slammed his hand down on the table and went down sobbing. "Piiiichuuuu!!!!!" Pichu flew into the living room, where Roy was showing some of the guys his collection of um.. not decent pictures of girls.
"Duude!" Bowser exclaimed over them, "Man, these are HOT!" "Hey!" Popo and Young Link came up from behind the crowd and tried to climb their way in, "Whatcha' looking at?" "Go away, no kids allowed!" Fox shoved them over. "I've seen those before!" Young Link cried out, "They're all over Link's room!!" Link turned red and raised a gloved fist. Young Link and Popo ran out to the other room laughing and screaming.
Roy placed the first picture on the bottom of the pile, revealing the next one. "AW.." the guys moaned. "What do you think, huh?" Roy said with a mischievous smile. Mr. Game and Watch held up a sign with a number "1". "Heh, that ain't nothin," Kirby sat up and smiled, "They're not half as big as the ones I've seen."
A skeptical look frowned on Roy's face. "Oh yea?" he challenged, "Show us your best." Kirby grinned and sped off to his suitcase. The guys waited for about a minute when he returned with a folder. "Fellow gentlemen," Kirby said leisurely, "I give you.. The Twin Mount Everests."
He flipped open the folder, and the guys gawked. They were speechless for a moment when Roy turned red and suddenly ran into the bathroom. There was a loud outburst in Luigi's voice from behind the door a moment later.
"WHAT-A THE FUCK-A ARE YOU DOING?!! THAT'S-A SICK!! THAT'S SO ASS-FUCKING A- SICK!!!!!!!!"
***
After they had spent half an hour getting Jigglypuff and Nana down, two whole hours blow drying their hair, and one more hour for Peach and Samus to decide who gets which room, the girls sat cross-legged on floor in their PJs. "Come on," Nana started, "let's have a girl talk." "Alright," said Peach grinning wildly, "Which of the guys do you think is the hottest?" Samus flipped her blond hair and smiled. "That blond, what was his name again?" "Link?" Zelda said with a raised eyebrow, "Are you serious?!" Samus licked her finger and touched the rug with a hiss.
Zelda turned up her lip. "He's okay.." she started, "but really.. LINK? I mean, for Godsakes he's a virgin who lives in a TREE." Peach looked at Zelda suspiciously. "How would YOU know he's a virgin?" Jigglypuff stopped playing with her curl and leaned forward enthusiastically. "Well um.." Zelda stumbled and looked from side to side. The girls squealed before she could say anymore.
"Oh.. my.. GOD!" Samus screeched, "You can't be serious!" "No!" Zelda retorted, "He just got high and started saying all this..stuff." Jigglypuff scooted closer to the Hylian princess. "Like what?" she asked interestedly. "Did he mention," Peach said, "how.. TALL he is?" She coughed suggestively.
"Mmm," Samus licked her lips, "I bet he's got the best sword ever." "Actually," Nana added, "Marth and Roy's aren't too bad either." Everyone stopped and stared at her blankly. Nana looked around her in confusion. "What?" she asked, "Their swords are pretty great, too."
"Nana.." Jigglypuff started, "Don't tell me that you've been..uh, well how should I put this?" "Would you like to explain in FULL detail," Zelda said slowly, "just how you came by that information?" Nana raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?" she said, "Didn't we all see their swords?"
"Huh," Peach replied, "Unless I entirely missed something back there in the auditorium, I don't think so." Nana shook her head. "No, really! We saw them!" she said, "Roy's and Marth's were all gold at one end and even, and Link's had blue on one end and a long thing coming out of it!"
That led everyone off the line.
"Nana!" Zelda reprimanded while Peach and Samus were giggling furiously. Nana was completely shocked and confused that she scratched her head. "Holy crap," Jigglypuff sighed with relief, "and I actually thought you were downright serious." "But I was!" Nana retorted defiantly.
Samus cleared her throat and placed an arm around her. "Nana," she said comfortingly, "we weren't referring to.. those kind of swords, honey." She ended with a splitting grin. Nana looked at her strangely.
"What other kinds are there?" she asked curiously. "WELL.." Peach started and was met with Zelda's glare. "Don't," she threatened, "She doesn't need to know about that kind of thing now." "What?" Nana persisted, "I wanna know!" "Forget it," Samus replied and edged back to her seat, "I guess having no male role in the family really stunts our incredible feminine knowledge."
"That's not true," Nana protested, "Popo's older than me and my brother." Jigglypuff rolled over. "Yeah well," she started, "Popo's still not exactly our typical male figure, ya know?"
"What's wrong with Popo?"
"Wait a minute," Peach stopped, "You mean that short kid in the blue coat? Is that your brother?" Nana nodded and Peach shuddered. "Oh my god," she stated, "no wonder you're so deprived." Zelda shot her a warning death stare and Peach quietly shut her mouth. "Really, what's wrong with Popo?" Nana asked. Popo's always known more stuff than her, and he was older despite their heights. She couldn't see any real problem with him.
"Girl-friend," Samus sighed, "I just don't think Popo's old enough to have known anything really important. Seriously, if you want a good image I suggest you try and get yourself away from that little kid." Nana wrinkled her nose. 'Little kid?' she thought.
Zelda waved the topic away. "Forget it," she said, "let's not go there. Besides, there are some real pervs in those guys." "Ugh," Jigglypuff shuddered, "You mean that what's-his-face red head? He's got issues.. we were standing there and he kept staring at me and started saying that I was really.. 'round'." The girls all except Nana broke in a series of squeals.
Nana was silent and reviewed the facts. Popo WAS really dumb. Like the times he'd stare up towards the sky for a long time until a block of ice would hit him on the head and send him unconscious for two or three hours. Now that she sat and think about it, Popo was pretty shallow. Even compared to Young Link, he was kind of stupid. When the girls all tucked themselves into their beds, Nana pulled the yellow covers over herself and made a solemn oath.
From that day forward, she will NOT be around Popo any longer..
**
"Hey.." Sheik said, "Is there something wrong with that dude over there?" A few other guys crept over and looked at where Sheik was pointing at.
A little green thing was huddled in the corner. It was muttering something and stroking a round object in its arms. "Mine.." it was murmuring in a gnarly voice, "My own.. my precious!!" "Yo, man," Roy started and reached out his hand to touch its shoulder, "You alright?" The green thing turned and hissed.
"Whoa!" Roy said and doubled back against Mewtwo. The green thing bared its teeth and started hissing towards them menacingly. "Get back!" Sheik warned them. Roy stumbled and both he and Mewtwo fell back on the ground. "UGH!" Roy screamed and got up quickly, "Oh fuck, I've been touched by a purple pussy!" Mewtwo's eyes glared blue. "Who you calling a pussy?!" he roared and started his psybeam attack.
"What's goin on?" Link yawned and walked towards the living room. "Hey, come look at this!" Sheik motioned him and pointed at the green little thing in the corner. Soon Falco and Fox got up to join them, followed by just about everyone else. "What is it?" Marth asked curiously. Inside the kitchen, Roy and Mewtwo were brawling. "You want some of this?!" Roy's voice called out, and there was a loud curse from Mewtwo.
Ness crept under Mario's legs trying to get a better look. "Hey!" he stated, "It's got something!" Upon his words the green thing leaped six feet in the air above their heads, hissing and glaring. It landed behind them, and started crawling up along the walls like a spider. "Lemme see, lemme see!" Young Link shouted and pushed his way through the crowd. "Yo, go back to sleep!" Link told him.
"It's holding an egg!" Kirby announced, and the green creature snarled and jumped on him. "URHAAAARRRGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME!!!!!" Falco and Mario both ran over and tried to pry it away from Kirby. The green creature wailed and swung them both backwards. "MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOOOOPP!!!" Kirby screamed in terror.
Everyone pounced on the green thing and tried to pull it away. Finally, they held it by its hands, feet, and tail snarling and wriggling from Kirby's reach. "Hey, it's Yoshi!" Popo declared. Yoshi let out a horrifying screech and struggled to reach its egg that was left lying on the ground. "Keep.. him.. STILL!" Captain Falcon strained as he held on to the green dinosaur's left arm.
From behind them, Roy and Mewtwo could still be heard fighting. "Say 'Uncle!'" Mewtwo demanded as he pinned Roy back by both legs. "Un- unn.. Fuck you, PUSSY!!" There was a tumble and a Xena battle-cry from Roy's lungs as he jumped Mewtwo with his sword.
Just then, DK walked out from the lavatory (amidst Italian cursings from Luigi) and stopped dead when he saw the egg. "BIG tennis ball!" he cried out and grabbed his racket from behind. Yoshi's eyes widened in fright as DK advanced towards its egg.
"YEAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
All the guys holding it down were blown halfway across the room as Yoshi leaped forward. "Urgh?" DK said and looked up. Immediately the green dinosaur less than half the ape's body mass attacked him. They rolled over the ground, breaking the table and rolling up the carpet. There were growls from DK as Yoshi clawed and bit into the thick fur.
The guys all stood up, and Pikachu turned to Mewtwo and Roy keeping each other in a death-lock. "Hey, stop that!" he demanded. Roy and Mewtwo ignored him, which irritated the Pokemon. They continued fighting, and Pikachu started to join in. "I told you two assholes to STOP IT!" he yelled as he shocked the two of them. Roy punched Pikachu in the face, and Mewtwo kicked Roy in the shins. They fought with tooth and fists, while in the opposite ring was DK and Yoshi tearing up the living room.
Sheik stood up after a long moment of dizziness. "Man," he mumbled, "Somebody call the Animal Control Center or something!" Marth ran to the telephone and flipped through the Yellow Pages. Bowser cursed and saw a figure in the corner. He approached it and noticed Ganondorf huddled in a ball, his back facing the commotion.
"Dude," Bowser said to him, "what's wrong with you?" Ganondorf's eyes darted from side to side as he whined meekly. "Too much.. fighting," he whimpered and covered his ears, "Me want.. nice and happy places.. sunshine and daisies.. rainbows are nice, too.. little bunny foo-foo carrying his tiny basket of goodies is coming to take me home!" He hunched over and began sucking his thumb.
Meanwhile Marth dialed up a number on the phone. He waited for it to ring, looking anxiously at the fighting as he tapped the table impatiently. "Come on, come on!" he muttered and someone on the other end picked up. "Hello?"
"Yea, is this the Animal Control Center?"
Young Link bumped into him from behind. "I'm not going to bed!! You can't make me!!" he screamed as Link chased him. "Oh yes you are!" Link replied, "You're gonna be in bed either sleeping or in a coma when I'm through with you!" They scrambled around the living room, where Luigi was blocking the door to the bathroom.
"Jeez, Luigi!" Popo said holding his crutches, "I gotta GO!" Luigi shook his head defiantly. "You aren't-a coming in here!" he replied hotly, "She's a-sleeping!" "Damnit, Luigi!" Popo cursed, "I'm gonna piss in my snowpants!" Mario stepped in and went up to his brother. "Luigi," he said calmly, "Come on, let Popo use the toilet!"
A look of pure horror crossed Luigi's face as he ran into the bathroom and hugged the rims of the toilet. "You monsters!" he cried out, "She's-a gone through enough-a already!" Mario lost his patience and stepped inside the bathroom. "That's IT!" he said and pounced on his brother.
Marth cursed as he strained to hear the other line and shouted over the fighting. "CAN EVERY ASSHOLE IN HERE PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!!?!" he yelled and returned with one finger plugging his ear. Just then Falco and Fox scrambled into the room and locked the door. Marth gave them an inquiring look. "What are you two doing in here?" he asked them, "Get out, I'm making a phone call!"
Falco turned and hushed him while Fox peered out the window from the top of the door. Marth muttered and went back to the phone. "No, no," he said in frustration, "no, I don't NEED a deluxe package of DDT, just get some squat team here and take care of the situation. No, I'm not Canadian. What? What does that have to do with anything?"
There was a loud thumping against the door. "You bastards!" came Captain Falcon's voice, "Give me back my car keys!" Fox and Falco grinned at each other as they held the door with their backs. The pounding became louder, and Marth turned to the two of them. "Get OUT right now!" he demanded, and went back to the phone. There was a still silence from the door, and Fox tiptoed to look out the window.
"Holy crap," he cursed. With a burst of flames, Captain Falcon broke in the door with a Falcon punch and left a mess of smoke and debris. He stood in a menacing glare as he scanned the room for the two thieves. Marth motioned him and pointed to the couch. Captain Falcon walked over and threw over the couch, revealing Fox and Falco hiding underneath. He picked them up by the scruff of their necks with an evil grin.
Marth waved smiling benevolently at Falco and Fox as they left shooting glares towards him, and went back to the phone. "Okay?" he asked, "We're at HAL Laboratories Nintendo Land. Got that? Great, thanks, bye." He left the room and stood in awe at the sight of the dorm. A pipe was broken and leaking out water, flooding the floor. There were tears on every piece of furniture, and the walls were charred by fire from Roy and Captain Falcon. The lights kept flickering on and off, and sparks flew out at every direction.
The doorbell rang, and Sheik ran over the pool of water to open it. "Thank gods you're here," he said and stopped when he opened the door. Crazy Hand and Master Hand (standing respectively) appeared at the door with nets and electric shockers. They were both in pink gloves that had "I love kittens" written all over it. "Hi," Crazy Hand began and the two of them stepped inside.
They walked straight towards Yoshi holding down DK in attempts to drowning him in the pipe water and netted him. Then they shocked DK and carried the motionless ape out of the water. Keeping Yoshi under restrains, they headed out the door. "Bye," Master Hand said as they left. Sheik and Marth stared at each other, then at the chaos that was still commencing. They fell in a wet sofa with a groan out of exhaustion.
~ I hope that was better as I promised. Ya like? *cause if you don't, tell me and I'll go see my counselor for emotional support. ^.^
Reviews!! *yes, I do this ALL the time, hehe
Rai Dorian - hehe, yes DK has a primal instinct to wack things ^_^ thanks for reading!
Link's Princess - lol, I KNOW!!!! I can't help it how he's just so.. *drools, lol
Spidoy - hehe, I hope ya liked it!
Chibialandra - yea, they're getting in trouble a lot more often. Hehe.. dynamic duo, hmm..
Ice-Dragoness - hehe, you're the second person who's said that! I should get them more parts..
Sephi Kitsune - yea.. peace loving little rodent ~_~