~ Hey, long time no see! Finally updated this story along with all my other fics, and ugh, I can't say I liked this chapter personally. Stuck on a big writer's block still, but I hope it's okay with what I got so far. Just went ahead to explaining a few things and clearing up the events that happened last chappy, that sort of thing (was gonna get into further detail about why they're all there, but I already went up to 8 pages and decided to cut it down, hehe)
if you like it, please tell me! And if you don't.. well, that'll be our little secret ^_~ (readers glaring at elfboylover menacingly) um.. (gulp) well read and tell me how it is!
Zelda woke up to the first rays of dawn, and sat up in her bed. She yawned and stretched her arms and looked outside blissfully. The sunlight touched the branches of trees over a magnificent small pond. Birds chirped near her window, flitting and darting across the sky. Zelda held her legs and sighed. It was going to be such a beautiful and peaceful –
CRASH!!
"PEACH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BED?!" Samus roared through the entire dorm, "YOU FILED DOWN THE SUPPORTERS TO MY CANOPY!" "Why'd you think I did it?! Maybe you just knocked it over with your big fat self!" Peach said and cackled insanely. "You bitch!" Samus screamed and suddenly a shot rang in the air from her arm cannon. "I can't believe.." Peach's slighting voice said, "you shot.. MY GOWN!"
"Jiggly! Please, could you two stop it?!" "You stay out of this!" "I'll make you pay for my dress!" "Jiggly, I've had enough!" The chaos commenced and the three screamed as tearing and shouting filled the entire dorm.
Zelda held her face and shook her head in frustration. She growled and yanked open the door to the living room, where Jigglypuff, Peach, and Samus started throwing anything they could find at each other. "STOP!" Zelda screamed.
The three froze, Samus in the middle of charging her arm canon, Peach holding a vase over her head, and Jigglypuff prepared to initiate a Rollout attack and spun across the floor in random zigzags. "Let's stop this nonsense," Zelda said calmly, "now where's Nana?" "Hello, dears," Nana said and stepped out of her dorm. They all gaped and blinked simultaneously.
"Nana?" Peach asked and dropped the vase, "Sweetie, what happened to you?" Nana stood in a little miniskirt and a green tank top. She lightly touched her brown hair which was now feathered gave her bangs that parted on one side. "I just thought I'd be a little more sophisticated," she answered in a rich tone, "So, are we going downstairs for breakfast?" "Uh guys," Samus said worriedly, "I can't shut this thing off!"
Her fully charged arm cannon went off with a tremendous blast. Everyone ducked and was blown away by the force from the proximity. The girls laid on the ground for a silent moment as debris fell from the ceiling. Then they slowly crawled up and peered at the gaping hole that passed several rooms down the building. "Hey," someone's voice in the distance said, "what's going on?"
The girls squinted as a figure became clear from the cloud. "Who's that?" Jigglypuff asked. The smoke barely cleared, but the girls could make out someone out there standing amidst the fog. "Jeez," Marth said as he stepped in and examined the hole, "What happened here?" They stared at him, and Marth looked down slowly. The towel that was covering his essentials laid on the ground.
"ARRRRRGGHH!!!" he screamed. "Yeargh, my eyes!" Jigglypuff screeched and turned around. Zelda covered Nana's and Peach's eyes, but Samus looked on and made a sly grin. "Ooh lala," she said huskily as Marth darted back to his dorm, "that boy's got a tight little package." "Samus!" Zelda reprimanded and stood up, brushing dust off her PJs." "Great, now we have a shortcut to the boy's dorm!" Peach said excitedly.
"No we don't," Zelda answered and went back to her room, "Right after we all get changed, we're going to talk to Master and Crazy Hand about this. They'll have to get it fixed somehow." Peach pouted after her. "Party pooper," she muttered. Zelda glared at her before she shut the door to her room. A few chunks of the ceiling fell down and Nana sighed. "My, that's a shame," she said, "Come along now, we don't have all day."
"Nana," Jigglypuff said inquiringly, "really, what's gotten into you?" "What?" Nana said, acting surprised, "What do you mean, Jiggly darling?" Peach leaned over next to the two of them and rested her hands on her knees. "It's just that, well," she said, "this new look and the way you talk, what are you up to?" "Nothing, Peach," Nana answered, "in fact, I wasn't quite myself yesterday actually. You must forgive my crude behavior. Now shall we all get dressed and head on out?"
She gave a short nod and walked out the door. When she closed it, a larger part of the ceiling broke down into fragments. Samus, who was assembling her hand cannon to her suit, watched as the door slowly crack and fall over the other side. "Tell me she ate something old and decayed last night," she said.
***
All the guys were now crowded next to the splintered hole in Marth's room. "Dude!" Roy said excitedly as he pushed his way to the front, "You can see the girl's dorms!" "We know that, you idiot," Kirby answered, "We're trying to see if any of them are out there." "Hey," Link said suspiciously, "isn't that like eavesdropping?" "Well.." Captain Falcon answered, "that's only if you're doing it illegally. We're just checking up on them, that's all."
"Wow, is that Zelda's room?"
Everyone looked down at their feet. Popo and Young Link were lying on their bellies and peered out from between Captain Falcon's legs. "Whoa there," the captain said, "uh, you guys shouldn't be down there." "Hey what're you doing?!" Link said and grabbed Young Link and dragged him off the floor. "Go," he said and dropped him outside Marth's room, "Go and brush your teeth or something."
"You're not the boss of me!" Young Link yelled and blew a raspberry. Popo appeared and the two of them ran off laughing. "Hey," Sheik said to the two as they ran past him. He was wrapping his head with a long, tattered ribbon and walked towards Link, who was guarding Marth's door with an evil glare at his younger cousin. Sheik peeked under his arm and at the room. "What's everyone doing?" he asked.
Link answered, "Marth's room got blown up and we can see down the girl's dorm. Care to join?" "Hey!" Roy screamed and jumped from excitement, "I see someone! I think it's.. oh my fucking god it's Zelda!" All the guys around him crowded and pushed through the hole. "Lemme see! What she doin'?" "Aw, man, I think she's changing!"
They were all knocked over by something long that wrapped itself around their feet and flipped them towards the ground. "Owww.." Kirby moaned. Mr. Game and Watch laid next to him, waving a white flag. "Alright," Captain Falcon got up and flexed his muscles, "who's the asshole who did that?!" He looked at Link, who shrugged, and then at Sheik who was holding his palm out and jerked his arm as if drawing something back.
"Sheik?" Roy asked, "You did this? Man how can you be so low, huh?!" Sheik glared at him through amber red eyes. "Look, I know you didn't like it, but I had to, alright?" he answered. "Why, something personal about peeping on girls?" Captain Falcon asked. Sheik made a light shrug. "Hey, as long as you're not caught I don't care," he answered, "I just can't let anything happen to Zelda, I'm supposed to be her guide."
"Guide?" Link asked, "Since when? And hey, how come I'm not the guide?" Sheik patted him on the back. "Sorry buddy, direct orders from the big man," he replied, "I'm sure her dad woulda' let you take care of her, but he trusts me more." Link brushed off his hand angrily. "So, what diff does that make?" Sheik cleared his throat and added, "Um, let's just say that the king went into your house one day you weren't there and uh.. didn't like what he saw."
Link's face was crestfallen. "Oh fuck," he muttered, "I knew I should've started taking those off the wall.." "Bummer for you man," Kirby said, "That happened to me once, my girl never talked to me again." "Yea well," Roy sighed and got off the floor, "Zelda just left the room anyways. But as long as we keep Marth's room a secret we should get another chance."
"Hey," Captain Falcon asked, "Where is Marth anyway?" "I saw him," Link answered, "he looked kinda shook up. Don't know what could've happened to him. Oh well, let's – oh no.." Ganondorf stood at the door, his eyes wide in terror. "Have you been peeking at girls?" he said trembling. "Uh..," Kirby said, "no?" Ganon stared at the hole and traced it to the girl's dorm. He let out a dreaded gasp and pointed while covering his eyes with the other hand. "I just saw a girl's bedroom!" he screamed and ran out the room yelling, "I am so ashamed! Forgive me mama!!"
"That man is so sad," Sheik said in a low voice. "What's his problem?" Roy asked, "He was surrounded by beautiful women all his life. Lucky bastard.." They left the room and headed out. Pikachu stood in the kitchen clutching an empty bottle of ketchup. "Who took all the margaritas?!" he screamed, voltage streaming out of his cheeks, "I stored three bottles of ketchup in the fridge, who used up all my ketchup?!" Falco and Fox glanced at each other and grinned. They walked past Captain Falcon's room; which was open and empty. "Yoink," Fox said and picked up Captain Falcon's keys from his table. "Got it?" Falco asked from the side of his beak. They dashed out of the dorm just before Mario arrived and knocked on the bathroom door wearily.
"Come on Luigi, let's go downstairs," he said. "No!" Luigi's muffled voice said defiantly from the other side, "Not until you've-a apologized to her!" "Luigi, damnit!" Mario screamed and pounded on the door, "I am NOT apologizing to the toilet, now open up!" Luigi gasped and running feet could be heard. "He didn't-a mean it, my-a darling," he crooned, "You just-a rest now." "Come on Luigi," Mario said exasperatedly, "I hear they're serving pancakes and waffles downstairs."
Luigi held his breath and Mario grinned to himself. "You know you want some," he continued, "Dripping, hot syrup smothered over a tall stack of freshly made flapjacks, maybe even with a slice of butter to top it all. Or maybe topped with a twirl of rich, thick whipped cream over a stack of warm, fluffy, light pancakes. But if you don't want any I'll just get myself seconds."
"nooOO!!" Luigi sprang out and stampeded over Mario. "Pancakes!" he screamed and dashed out the stairs past Marth and Mewtwo. "Hey," Link said as he checked under the sofa, "anyone see that little bastard anywhere?" Browser walked out with a can of beer. "Yea, I saw him and that other little guy run downstairs," he said and took a swig out of the can. "Damnit," Link cursed and ran out while trying to put on his boots hopping on one foot. Bowser shrugged and sat down.
Pichu walked up to him and sat down next to Bowser. "Pi," he chirped, "do you want to be friends?" "No I don't," Bowser answered roughly and kept drinking. "Pichu! But we'll have so much fun together!" Pichu said brightly.
"No we won't."
"How do you know?"
"Cause you scare the shit out of me."
"Pi! I'm not scary!"
Bowser stopped drinking and gave him a harsh glare. "Look," he said slowly to the baby Pokemon, "why don't you go and annoy the hell out of someone else, okay?" He expected Pichu to burst into tears, but instead the Pokemon's cheeks began to spark. "Whoa, Pichu?" Bowser said cautiously and moved backwards, "Listen man, it's cool, right?" Pichu let out a strip of energy that went out the ceiling. Moments later, a huge thunder crashed above and shook the dorm slightly.
"What's going on?" Captain Falcon asked, "And where the hell are my car keys?!" He stopped in short of Pichu walking away shooting a devious glare at him before he left the dorm. He gave Bowser an inquiring look, whose eyes were wide and clutched a crushed can of beer. "Er," Bowser said after a while, "I'm gonna go and uh.. get another beer.." He went towards the kitchen and was stopped by Pikachu before he reached the refridgerator.
"PIKA! You took my ketchup and margaritas, didn't you, Bowser?!" the Pokemon shrieked. "I don't got any ketchup," Bowser replied irritatedly, "I'm just gettin' another can of beer, that's all." Pikachu slammed the door to the fridge. "Tell it to the judge, Pi! Pikapi, we're gonna settle this right here, right now, you and me buster!" Bowser gave a loud roar and threw his empty can at the wall. "What the hell is the problem with me and Pokemon?! All I wanted was a little drink!" He covered his face and made frustrated groans.
***
Eventually, everyone made it downstairs to the dining room where five long tables in a row were laden with food and drink. They were all seated in small groups of three on several circular tables. Luigi sat in front of a mountain of pancakes, stuffing them in three at a time while Mario and Sheik looked on amused. Ganondorf was babbling off while Mewtwo and Bowser tried to settle him down.
"Come on, man," Mewtwo said exasperatedly, "Knock it off! It makes us bad guys look.. er, bad." "B-but," Ganon sputtered and wiped his snot with the back of his hand, "I'm n-not bad! I've always listened to Mama!" "Yea," Bowser said under his voice, "and that's a repeatin' problem I've been seein'." He leaned forward to Ganon and placed a paw on his shoulder. "Look, like it or not we are the bad guys," he said soothingly, "in games, we're the ones that the good guys, like Mario and Link and Pokemon, beat up to bloody shit until those Nintendo quacks are happy. So we gotta' stick together, you, me, and Mewtwo."
Ganon stopped crying and looked up at him with glistening eyes. "You mean, we'll be best buddies?" he said with a shaking grin. Mewtwo and Bowser looked at each other blankly. "Uh.. yea," Mewtwo said, "buddies.. now the first thing we have to do is get this crap out of your system." "Yea," Bowser added, "toughen you up." Ganon sniffled and beamed. "You guys will do that for me?" he asked. "Sure," Bowser answered. "That's what 'buddies' are for," Mewtwo replied. The Gerudo wrapped them together in a great big hug. "Best friends, FOREVER!" he cried out jubilantly. "Aw, cut it out," Bowser said as they disentangled themselves and started conversing to Ganon in low voices.
Ness, Young Link and Popo were starting a mini food fight among themselves. Nana looked at her brother reproachfully and turned away defiantly when he waved at her. "Popo," Ness said to the Eskimo still in his overstuffed snow attire, "was that your sister?" "Yea..," Popo replied with a hint of confusion, "I don't get it, she's usually kinda' nice."
"Incoming!" Young Link yelled as he positioned a grape in his slingshot. The other two boys ducked, and the grape zoomed to the other side of the room. "So I'm just standing there waiting for the monster to show up," Link narrated to a twittering Peach and a un-amused Zelda, "and up comes this big thing that just hits me from-" A grape knocked the back of his head and sends the Hylian pummeling into his bowl of Grapenuts.
"Uh oh," Young Link said and the three boys ducked under their table just as Link turned around. He stood up dripping with milk and made his way to their table. "Come out here, you little shit, I'm gonna kill you!!" he screamed. Roy glanced at Link's empty seat and ran for it. He sat down and beamed at Peach and Zelda. "Hello, ladies," the red-head said and winked. "Great, first I lose my car keys and now a chance to pass at the babes!" Captain Falcon said as Roy started chatting animatedly to the two girls, "I can't believe him, taking all the booty for himself." Mr. Game and Watch ringed in agreement just as Link came and sat in Roy's chair, still dripping wet and growling under his voice.
"You know, Jigglypuff," Kirby said with a casual pass through his nonexistent hair, "You got real taste, doll. We'd make it good, eh babyface? What's say a 'ren-deh-vooh' with you an' me, blue eyes, and we'll paint the town round?" He winked at the Pokemon, who had a blank stare and a fake, frozen smile on her face. Nana leaned over and whispered, "What's he talking about?" Jigglypuff shook her head, her face stuck in the same expression. "I have no idea," she answered.
Falco and Fox were counseling Pikachu as he lamented over his great loss. "..and they were Heinz tomato ketchup, too!" Pikachu wailed, "Why?! How could anyone do such a horrible thing?!" Fox sighed and patted Pikachu's head. "Yea, that sure beats me," he said and winked over to Falco. Pichu sat in a distant table alone, his face in a malicious expression of rage. Just then, the door sprang open and Donkey Kong and Yoshi appeared with frozen smiles and dressed in black and white tuxedos.
"Hey," Sheik said benevolently as he stuck his head out from the side of Luigi's huge stack of pancakes, "welcome back." DK looked at him and said, "Harlo, g-oo-d morning." Yoshi grinned toothily as he stuck out a paw and rigidly waved. The two of them walked unblinkingly to Pichu's table and sat down. "So," Pichu said to them, "what happened to you guys?" DK's teeth showed as he put up a great effort to smile. "We're friends," he said, and the two of them mechanically shook hands.
"Harlo, my name's D..K.." Yoshi responded with equally stiff chorus of unintelligible noises. Pichu stared at the two of them. "What did they do to you?" he cried and jumped on the table, "Don't you remember what happened last night? Yoshi, don't you remember your egg?" Yoshi's eye twitched, and Pichu grinned to himself. He picked up an orange and began playing with it. DK's nostrils flared as he sniffed. His pupils started growing small, and his muscles bulged and tore up his tux.
With a mighty roar, he grabbed the orange and began smacking it to the wall. Then he picked up a cantaloupe and served it over the heads of Roy and Falco on their way to the buffet line. Yoshi let out a shrill shriek and patted himself down, searching in vain. He ran out the doors with a death-chilling cry while Pichu sat gleefully. 'Hmm..,' he thought, 'I think I'm going somewhere with this..' DK was shooting grapefruits everywhere when Pichu ran off back to the dorms.
Marth turned red as Samus took off her helmet and leaned forward in her seat. "So.." she said while tracing figures on the tablecloth, "I guess you must work out quite occasionally." He gulped and glanced between her and the empty seat next to him. 'I'm in deeep shit,' he thought. Samus was hot, sure, but he didn't count on the girls seeing his – the thoughts were interrupted by Samus leaning even closer to him, her face inches from his nose. She smiled flirtatiously and tapped his nose with a finger. "You know," she whispered, "you'd make a lot of girls.. happy." Marth's eyes widened as she started to close hers and move closer.
'OH MY FREAKIN' - '
The doors swung open and both Master Hand and Crazy Hand appeared. Yoshi dashed in behind them, clutching his egg and ran off to a corner, where he started petting it and crooned over it. "Well it's nice to see," Master Hand started. "Everyone so full," Crazy Hand finished. "We have-" "-a new guest." "Please welcome-" "-the doctor."
Mario in a white lab coat and a light bulb strapped around his head entered carrying a case with a medical sign over it. Luigi stopped eating and stared between Mario sitting next to him and the Mario at the door. "Mama mia!" he said, "Mario, you have-a twin brother!" "That's not my twin," Mario answered, "that's Dr. Mario, remember him? Came to star my part that time when I got sick."
Dr. Mario nodded to various people as he passed by them. "Nice to meet you," Peach said courteously. He bowed politely and kissed her hand. "The pleasure's all mine," he replied. "Ooh," Peach said with a flush, "and you don't even have an accent, just how do you do it?" Roy shot him an envious glare as Dr. Mario approached Samus's and Marth's table and sat down in the empty seat. "Hey, I'm Marth," the swordsman said. "I'm Samus," Samus added with a smile, "what a gentleman."
"Just wanted you to know," Crazy Hand said and Master Hand finished, "Meeting in five minutes"
"..down at the auditorium."
"Don't
be
late."
"Well," Samus stated and carried her helmet, "you have your breakfast, doctor, Marth will just be taking me across the hall." "I..am?" Marth muttered and was bewildered as Samus slid her hand between his arm and was walking out with him. Dr. Mario waved good-bye to them and smiled at the people who started leaving and greeting him. Soon the room was nearly deserted, left Fox and Falco wrapping donuts in napkins and stuffed them in their pockets.
"Good bye," Dr. Mario said to them as they left, "good bye, pleasure meeting you." When the door swung shut, he smiled toothily to himself and dropped his bag on top of the table. He opened the bags and inspected the contents. Boxes of pills and a tin container with a large "W" written across it lay inside, and he chuckled as he pulled out a small notebook. "Things to Do" was written on the top and he crossed off the first line that said: Dress as Dr. Mario, go to SSB assembly. "Yess.." he said in a deeply accented voice, "soon, veerry soon, I shall take ever-y-thing! Greed is good, yes, greed is veeerrry good."
He let out a soft cackle and took a few slices of pancake before running out the door.
~ yea, like I said, reaalllly weak. I'd be happy and open to suggestions! ^_^ hopefully the next chapter won't be as bad, I'll see what I can do! (readers: you'd better..) eh hehehehe.. (dashes out the door)
REVIEWS!!! THANK YOU FOR THEM!!
Eve Arraguchi – yea, I kno it's pretty messed up. That's the beauty of it, hehehe. Lol, captain falcon against goku and vageta, I'd like to see that
Shadow master mewtwo – true, according to the actual game they're the same person. But I was playing ssbmelee and just thought, 'migod, sheik is FLAT.' So I thought the idea of them being separate people would be cool (plus I'm trying to see if I could do something with that.. hmm..)
Chibilandra – oh I know, finals are hell. It's like teachers are a conspiracy to ruin your social life and oppress you for 12 years before you can get out and torment them with your kids and your grandkids and your.. lol, jk
SkyBound Latias – aww, thanks! I'm glad the last chapter was appealing, but this one was..eh. sry about that, I'll try hard on the next one, promise!! ^_^
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Torquisefox – yes, I believe that Ganon in real life is a real wuss. I mean, the guy's been raised completely by women, you'd think it'll stunt his male development!
Shadey – hehe, poor Marth. Sorry I had to make him taken, I had to deal with the loss too (bawls herself to tears)
if you like it, please tell me! And if you don't.. well, that'll be our little secret ^_~ (readers glaring at elfboylover menacingly) um.. (gulp) well read and tell me how it is!
Zelda woke up to the first rays of dawn, and sat up in her bed. She yawned and stretched her arms and looked outside blissfully. The sunlight touched the branches of trees over a magnificent small pond. Birds chirped near her window, flitting and darting across the sky. Zelda held her legs and sighed. It was going to be such a beautiful and peaceful –
CRASH!!
"PEACH! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BED?!" Samus roared through the entire dorm, "YOU FILED DOWN THE SUPPORTERS TO MY CANOPY!" "Why'd you think I did it?! Maybe you just knocked it over with your big fat self!" Peach said and cackled insanely. "You bitch!" Samus screamed and suddenly a shot rang in the air from her arm cannon. "I can't believe.." Peach's slighting voice said, "you shot.. MY GOWN!"
"Jiggly! Please, could you two stop it?!" "You stay out of this!" "I'll make you pay for my dress!" "Jiggly, I've had enough!" The chaos commenced and the three screamed as tearing and shouting filled the entire dorm.
Zelda held her face and shook her head in frustration. She growled and yanked open the door to the living room, where Jigglypuff, Peach, and Samus started throwing anything they could find at each other. "STOP!" Zelda screamed.
The three froze, Samus in the middle of charging her arm canon, Peach holding a vase over her head, and Jigglypuff prepared to initiate a Rollout attack and spun across the floor in random zigzags. "Let's stop this nonsense," Zelda said calmly, "now where's Nana?" "Hello, dears," Nana said and stepped out of her dorm. They all gaped and blinked simultaneously.
"Nana?" Peach asked and dropped the vase, "Sweetie, what happened to you?" Nana stood in a little miniskirt and a green tank top. She lightly touched her brown hair which was now feathered gave her bangs that parted on one side. "I just thought I'd be a little more sophisticated," she answered in a rich tone, "So, are we going downstairs for breakfast?" "Uh guys," Samus said worriedly, "I can't shut this thing off!"
Her fully charged arm cannon went off with a tremendous blast. Everyone ducked and was blown away by the force from the proximity. The girls laid on the ground for a silent moment as debris fell from the ceiling. Then they slowly crawled up and peered at the gaping hole that passed several rooms down the building. "Hey," someone's voice in the distance said, "what's going on?"
The girls squinted as a figure became clear from the cloud. "Who's that?" Jigglypuff asked. The smoke barely cleared, but the girls could make out someone out there standing amidst the fog. "Jeez," Marth said as he stepped in and examined the hole, "What happened here?" They stared at him, and Marth looked down slowly. The towel that was covering his essentials laid on the ground.
"ARRRRRGGHH!!!" he screamed. "Yeargh, my eyes!" Jigglypuff screeched and turned around. Zelda covered Nana's and Peach's eyes, but Samus looked on and made a sly grin. "Ooh lala," she said huskily as Marth darted back to his dorm, "that boy's got a tight little package." "Samus!" Zelda reprimanded and stood up, brushing dust off her PJs." "Great, now we have a shortcut to the boy's dorm!" Peach said excitedly.
"No we don't," Zelda answered and went back to her room, "Right after we all get changed, we're going to talk to Master and Crazy Hand about this. They'll have to get it fixed somehow." Peach pouted after her. "Party pooper," she muttered. Zelda glared at her before she shut the door to her room. A few chunks of the ceiling fell down and Nana sighed. "My, that's a shame," she said, "Come along now, we don't have all day."
"Nana," Jigglypuff said inquiringly, "really, what's gotten into you?" "What?" Nana said, acting surprised, "What do you mean, Jiggly darling?" Peach leaned over next to the two of them and rested her hands on her knees. "It's just that, well," she said, "this new look and the way you talk, what are you up to?" "Nothing, Peach," Nana answered, "in fact, I wasn't quite myself yesterday actually. You must forgive my crude behavior. Now shall we all get dressed and head on out?"
She gave a short nod and walked out the door. When she closed it, a larger part of the ceiling broke down into fragments. Samus, who was assembling her hand cannon to her suit, watched as the door slowly crack and fall over the other side. "Tell me she ate something old and decayed last night," she said.
***
All the guys were now crowded next to the splintered hole in Marth's room. "Dude!" Roy said excitedly as he pushed his way to the front, "You can see the girl's dorms!" "We know that, you idiot," Kirby answered, "We're trying to see if any of them are out there." "Hey," Link said suspiciously, "isn't that like eavesdropping?" "Well.." Captain Falcon answered, "that's only if you're doing it illegally. We're just checking up on them, that's all."
"Wow, is that Zelda's room?"
Everyone looked down at their feet. Popo and Young Link were lying on their bellies and peered out from between Captain Falcon's legs. "Whoa there," the captain said, "uh, you guys shouldn't be down there." "Hey what're you doing?!" Link said and grabbed Young Link and dragged him off the floor. "Go," he said and dropped him outside Marth's room, "Go and brush your teeth or something."
"You're not the boss of me!" Young Link yelled and blew a raspberry. Popo appeared and the two of them ran off laughing. "Hey," Sheik said to the two as they ran past him. He was wrapping his head with a long, tattered ribbon and walked towards Link, who was guarding Marth's door with an evil glare at his younger cousin. Sheik peeked under his arm and at the room. "What's everyone doing?" he asked.
Link answered, "Marth's room got blown up and we can see down the girl's dorm. Care to join?" "Hey!" Roy screamed and jumped from excitement, "I see someone! I think it's.. oh my fucking god it's Zelda!" All the guys around him crowded and pushed through the hole. "Lemme see! What she doin'?" "Aw, man, I think she's changing!"
They were all knocked over by something long that wrapped itself around their feet and flipped them towards the ground. "Owww.." Kirby moaned. Mr. Game and Watch laid next to him, waving a white flag. "Alright," Captain Falcon got up and flexed his muscles, "who's the asshole who did that?!" He looked at Link, who shrugged, and then at Sheik who was holding his palm out and jerked his arm as if drawing something back.
"Sheik?" Roy asked, "You did this? Man how can you be so low, huh?!" Sheik glared at him through amber red eyes. "Look, I know you didn't like it, but I had to, alright?" he answered. "Why, something personal about peeping on girls?" Captain Falcon asked. Sheik made a light shrug. "Hey, as long as you're not caught I don't care," he answered, "I just can't let anything happen to Zelda, I'm supposed to be her guide."
"Guide?" Link asked, "Since when? And hey, how come I'm not the guide?" Sheik patted him on the back. "Sorry buddy, direct orders from the big man," he replied, "I'm sure her dad woulda' let you take care of her, but he trusts me more." Link brushed off his hand angrily. "So, what diff does that make?" Sheik cleared his throat and added, "Um, let's just say that the king went into your house one day you weren't there and uh.. didn't like what he saw."
Link's face was crestfallen. "Oh fuck," he muttered, "I knew I should've started taking those off the wall.." "Bummer for you man," Kirby said, "That happened to me once, my girl never talked to me again." "Yea well," Roy sighed and got off the floor, "Zelda just left the room anyways. But as long as we keep Marth's room a secret we should get another chance."
"Hey," Captain Falcon asked, "Where is Marth anyway?" "I saw him," Link answered, "he looked kinda shook up. Don't know what could've happened to him. Oh well, let's – oh no.." Ganondorf stood at the door, his eyes wide in terror. "Have you been peeking at girls?" he said trembling. "Uh..," Kirby said, "no?" Ganon stared at the hole and traced it to the girl's dorm. He let out a dreaded gasp and pointed while covering his eyes with the other hand. "I just saw a girl's bedroom!" he screamed and ran out the room yelling, "I am so ashamed! Forgive me mama!!"
"That man is so sad," Sheik said in a low voice. "What's his problem?" Roy asked, "He was surrounded by beautiful women all his life. Lucky bastard.." They left the room and headed out. Pikachu stood in the kitchen clutching an empty bottle of ketchup. "Who took all the margaritas?!" he screamed, voltage streaming out of his cheeks, "I stored three bottles of ketchup in the fridge, who used up all my ketchup?!" Falco and Fox glanced at each other and grinned. They walked past Captain Falcon's room; which was open and empty. "Yoink," Fox said and picked up Captain Falcon's keys from his table. "Got it?" Falco asked from the side of his beak. They dashed out of the dorm just before Mario arrived and knocked on the bathroom door wearily.
"Come on Luigi, let's go downstairs," he said. "No!" Luigi's muffled voice said defiantly from the other side, "Not until you've-a apologized to her!" "Luigi, damnit!" Mario screamed and pounded on the door, "I am NOT apologizing to the toilet, now open up!" Luigi gasped and running feet could be heard. "He didn't-a mean it, my-a darling," he crooned, "You just-a rest now." "Come on Luigi," Mario said exasperatedly, "I hear they're serving pancakes and waffles downstairs."
Luigi held his breath and Mario grinned to himself. "You know you want some," he continued, "Dripping, hot syrup smothered over a tall stack of freshly made flapjacks, maybe even with a slice of butter to top it all. Or maybe topped with a twirl of rich, thick whipped cream over a stack of warm, fluffy, light pancakes. But if you don't want any I'll just get myself seconds."
"nooOO!!" Luigi sprang out and stampeded over Mario. "Pancakes!" he screamed and dashed out the stairs past Marth and Mewtwo. "Hey," Link said as he checked under the sofa, "anyone see that little bastard anywhere?" Browser walked out with a can of beer. "Yea, I saw him and that other little guy run downstairs," he said and took a swig out of the can. "Damnit," Link cursed and ran out while trying to put on his boots hopping on one foot. Bowser shrugged and sat down.
Pichu walked up to him and sat down next to Bowser. "Pi," he chirped, "do you want to be friends?" "No I don't," Bowser answered roughly and kept drinking. "Pichu! But we'll have so much fun together!" Pichu said brightly.
"No we won't."
"How do you know?"
"Cause you scare the shit out of me."
"Pi! I'm not scary!"
Bowser stopped drinking and gave him a harsh glare. "Look," he said slowly to the baby Pokemon, "why don't you go and annoy the hell out of someone else, okay?" He expected Pichu to burst into tears, but instead the Pokemon's cheeks began to spark. "Whoa, Pichu?" Bowser said cautiously and moved backwards, "Listen man, it's cool, right?" Pichu let out a strip of energy that went out the ceiling. Moments later, a huge thunder crashed above and shook the dorm slightly.
"What's going on?" Captain Falcon asked, "And where the hell are my car keys?!" He stopped in short of Pichu walking away shooting a devious glare at him before he left the dorm. He gave Bowser an inquiring look, whose eyes were wide and clutched a crushed can of beer. "Er," Bowser said after a while, "I'm gonna go and uh.. get another beer.." He went towards the kitchen and was stopped by Pikachu before he reached the refridgerator.
"PIKA! You took my ketchup and margaritas, didn't you, Bowser?!" the Pokemon shrieked. "I don't got any ketchup," Bowser replied irritatedly, "I'm just gettin' another can of beer, that's all." Pikachu slammed the door to the fridge. "Tell it to the judge, Pi! Pikapi, we're gonna settle this right here, right now, you and me buster!" Bowser gave a loud roar and threw his empty can at the wall. "What the hell is the problem with me and Pokemon?! All I wanted was a little drink!" He covered his face and made frustrated groans.
***
Eventually, everyone made it downstairs to the dining room where five long tables in a row were laden with food and drink. They were all seated in small groups of three on several circular tables. Luigi sat in front of a mountain of pancakes, stuffing them in three at a time while Mario and Sheik looked on amused. Ganondorf was babbling off while Mewtwo and Bowser tried to settle him down.
"Come on, man," Mewtwo said exasperatedly, "Knock it off! It makes us bad guys look.. er, bad." "B-but," Ganon sputtered and wiped his snot with the back of his hand, "I'm n-not bad! I've always listened to Mama!" "Yea," Bowser said under his voice, "and that's a repeatin' problem I've been seein'." He leaned forward to Ganon and placed a paw on his shoulder. "Look, like it or not we are the bad guys," he said soothingly, "in games, we're the ones that the good guys, like Mario and Link and Pokemon, beat up to bloody shit until those Nintendo quacks are happy. So we gotta' stick together, you, me, and Mewtwo."
Ganon stopped crying and looked up at him with glistening eyes. "You mean, we'll be best buddies?" he said with a shaking grin. Mewtwo and Bowser looked at each other blankly. "Uh.. yea," Mewtwo said, "buddies.. now the first thing we have to do is get this crap out of your system." "Yea," Bowser added, "toughen you up." Ganon sniffled and beamed. "You guys will do that for me?" he asked. "Sure," Bowser answered. "That's what 'buddies' are for," Mewtwo replied. The Gerudo wrapped them together in a great big hug. "Best friends, FOREVER!" he cried out jubilantly. "Aw, cut it out," Bowser said as they disentangled themselves and started conversing to Ganon in low voices.
Ness, Young Link and Popo were starting a mini food fight among themselves. Nana looked at her brother reproachfully and turned away defiantly when he waved at her. "Popo," Ness said to the Eskimo still in his overstuffed snow attire, "was that your sister?" "Yea..," Popo replied with a hint of confusion, "I don't get it, she's usually kinda' nice."
"Incoming!" Young Link yelled as he positioned a grape in his slingshot. The other two boys ducked, and the grape zoomed to the other side of the room. "So I'm just standing there waiting for the monster to show up," Link narrated to a twittering Peach and a un-amused Zelda, "and up comes this big thing that just hits me from-" A grape knocked the back of his head and sends the Hylian pummeling into his bowl of Grapenuts.
"Uh oh," Young Link said and the three boys ducked under their table just as Link turned around. He stood up dripping with milk and made his way to their table. "Come out here, you little shit, I'm gonna kill you!!" he screamed. Roy glanced at Link's empty seat and ran for it. He sat down and beamed at Peach and Zelda. "Hello, ladies," the red-head said and winked. "Great, first I lose my car keys and now a chance to pass at the babes!" Captain Falcon said as Roy started chatting animatedly to the two girls, "I can't believe him, taking all the booty for himself." Mr. Game and Watch ringed in agreement just as Link came and sat in Roy's chair, still dripping wet and growling under his voice.
"You know, Jigglypuff," Kirby said with a casual pass through his nonexistent hair, "You got real taste, doll. We'd make it good, eh babyface? What's say a 'ren-deh-vooh' with you an' me, blue eyes, and we'll paint the town round?" He winked at the Pokemon, who had a blank stare and a fake, frozen smile on her face. Nana leaned over and whispered, "What's he talking about?" Jigglypuff shook her head, her face stuck in the same expression. "I have no idea," she answered.
Falco and Fox were counseling Pikachu as he lamented over his great loss. "..and they were Heinz tomato ketchup, too!" Pikachu wailed, "Why?! How could anyone do such a horrible thing?!" Fox sighed and patted Pikachu's head. "Yea, that sure beats me," he said and winked over to Falco. Pichu sat in a distant table alone, his face in a malicious expression of rage. Just then, the door sprang open and Donkey Kong and Yoshi appeared with frozen smiles and dressed in black and white tuxedos.
"Hey," Sheik said benevolently as he stuck his head out from the side of Luigi's huge stack of pancakes, "welcome back." DK looked at him and said, "Harlo, g-oo-d morning." Yoshi grinned toothily as he stuck out a paw and rigidly waved. The two of them walked unblinkingly to Pichu's table and sat down. "So," Pichu said to them, "what happened to you guys?" DK's teeth showed as he put up a great effort to smile. "We're friends," he said, and the two of them mechanically shook hands.
"Harlo, my name's D..K.." Yoshi responded with equally stiff chorus of unintelligible noises. Pichu stared at the two of them. "What did they do to you?" he cried and jumped on the table, "Don't you remember what happened last night? Yoshi, don't you remember your egg?" Yoshi's eye twitched, and Pichu grinned to himself. He picked up an orange and began playing with it. DK's nostrils flared as he sniffed. His pupils started growing small, and his muscles bulged and tore up his tux.
With a mighty roar, he grabbed the orange and began smacking it to the wall. Then he picked up a cantaloupe and served it over the heads of Roy and Falco on their way to the buffet line. Yoshi let out a shrill shriek and patted himself down, searching in vain. He ran out the doors with a death-chilling cry while Pichu sat gleefully. 'Hmm..,' he thought, 'I think I'm going somewhere with this..' DK was shooting grapefruits everywhere when Pichu ran off back to the dorms.
Marth turned red as Samus took off her helmet and leaned forward in her seat. "So.." she said while tracing figures on the tablecloth, "I guess you must work out quite occasionally." He gulped and glanced between her and the empty seat next to him. 'I'm in deeep shit,' he thought. Samus was hot, sure, but he didn't count on the girls seeing his – the thoughts were interrupted by Samus leaning even closer to him, her face inches from his nose. She smiled flirtatiously and tapped his nose with a finger. "You know," she whispered, "you'd make a lot of girls.. happy." Marth's eyes widened as she started to close hers and move closer.
'OH MY FREAKIN' - '
The doors swung open and both Master Hand and Crazy Hand appeared. Yoshi dashed in behind them, clutching his egg and ran off to a corner, where he started petting it and crooned over it. "Well it's nice to see," Master Hand started. "Everyone so full," Crazy Hand finished. "We have-" "-a new guest." "Please welcome-" "-the doctor."
Mario in a white lab coat and a light bulb strapped around his head entered carrying a case with a medical sign over it. Luigi stopped eating and stared between Mario sitting next to him and the Mario at the door. "Mama mia!" he said, "Mario, you have-a twin brother!" "That's not my twin," Mario answered, "that's Dr. Mario, remember him? Came to star my part that time when I got sick."
Dr. Mario nodded to various people as he passed by them. "Nice to meet you," Peach said courteously. He bowed politely and kissed her hand. "The pleasure's all mine," he replied. "Ooh," Peach said with a flush, "and you don't even have an accent, just how do you do it?" Roy shot him an envious glare as Dr. Mario approached Samus's and Marth's table and sat down in the empty seat. "Hey, I'm Marth," the swordsman said. "I'm Samus," Samus added with a smile, "what a gentleman."
"Just wanted you to know," Crazy Hand said and Master Hand finished, "Meeting in five minutes"
"..down at the auditorium."
"Don't
be
late."
"Well," Samus stated and carried her helmet, "you have your breakfast, doctor, Marth will just be taking me across the hall." "I..am?" Marth muttered and was bewildered as Samus slid her hand between his arm and was walking out with him. Dr. Mario waved good-bye to them and smiled at the people who started leaving and greeting him. Soon the room was nearly deserted, left Fox and Falco wrapping donuts in napkins and stuffed them in their pockets.
"Good bye," Dr. Mario said to them as they left, "good bye, pleasure meeting you." When the door swung shut, he smiled toothily to himself and dropped his bag on top of the table. He opened the bags and inspected the contents. Boxes of pills and a tin container with a large "W" written across it lay inside, and he chuckled as he pulled out a small notebook. "Things to Do" was written on the top and he crossed off the first line that said: Dress as Dr. Mario, go to SSB assembly. "Yess.." he said in a deeply accented voice, "soon, veerry soon, I shall take ever-y-thing! Greed is good, yes, greed is veeerrry good."
He let out a soft cackle and took a few slices of pancake before running out the door.
~ yea, like I said, reaalllly weak. I'd be happy and open to suggestions! ^_^ hopefully the next chapter won't be as bad, I'll see what I can do! (readers: you'd better..) eh hehehehe.. (dashes out the door)
REVIEWS!!! THANK YOU FOR THEM!!
Eve Arraguchi – yea, I kno it's pretty messed up. That's the beauty of it, hehehe. Lol, captain falcon against goku and vageta, I'd like to see that
Shadow master mewtwo – true, according to the actual game they're the same person. But I was playing ssbmelee and just thought, 'migod, sheik is FLAT.' So I thought the idea of them being separate people would be cool (plus I'm trying to see if I could do something with that.. hmm..)
Chibilandra – oh I know, finals are hell. It's like teachers are a conspiracy to ruin your social life and oppress you for 12 years before you can get out and torment them with your kids and your grandkids and your.. lol, jk
SkyBound Latias – aww, thanks! I'm glad the last chapter was appealing, but this one was..eh. sry about that, I'll try hard on the next one, promise!! ^_^
Purplepenguins – hehe, we should start a cult for like-minded people
Rai dorian – lol, thanks! The whole toilet thing was a venture in dangerous waters, but I'm glad it worked out, heheh
Mags - ^.^ yep, driving people nuts (blows nails runs them across her shirt) all in a days work lol
Celtic Goth – lol, you should join our cult for sick minded people (read few lines above)
Kristi Carlson Fernandez – YES, I AGREE! People do need to review this more!!! (rubs hands and grins toothily) yess, greed is gooood ^.~
Dudette_Candy – thaaaaank yoou! Glad you liked it!
Torquisefox – yes, I believe that Ganon in real life is a real wuss. I mean, the guy's been raised completely by women, you'd think it'll stunt his male development!
Shadey – hehe, poor Marth. Sorry I had to make him taken, I had to deal with the loss too (bawls herself to tears)