Chili Cook Off
By: DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. I give credit to all the authors of books I have read over the years that help teach me to tell a story. I'm just using the characters for a moment in fun and entertainment. Dangerous to be bored on a Monday. No beta forgive mistakes there all mine. Rated: G
"Aeryn?"
"What?"
"Are you feeling all right?"
"No."
"Are you feeling any pain?"
"No."
"Do you still feel nauseate?"
"No."
"Is the baby keeping you awake again?"
"No."
"Then what's wrong?"
"I'll be all right, John, don't worry about it."
"Babe, you know I'll worry anyway. Come on tell me what's wrong. You know I'll help if I can."
"John, I'm trained to handle any discomfort. Now be a good boy and go to sleep."
"Aeryn."
"Sleep, John, or I'll help you along."
"All right, you don't have to get testy about it."
"Then close your mouth and go to sleep."
"If you want to talk about it just let me know."
"Okay! You really want to know."
"Only if you want to talk about it."
Silence.
Pop.hiss.pop.hiss.
"Aeryn, what was that?"
"Yes, that is better now," she sighs with contentment.
"I swear I just felt a draft under."
"John, I wouldn't do."
"Ahhh.frell! It smells worst then Rygel. Man, you could have warn me, Aeryn!"
"Stop whining. It's your fault anyway.
"My fault? How can it be my fault after that gas explosion? Damn, we're going to have to change the bed covers."
"It's not that bad. I wouldn't have had this gaseous problem, but you kept wanting me try that chicshit."
"That's chili and you like it. I mean, woman, you ate four bowls of the stuff."
"I was hungry. I'm a lot hungrier then before, all because of YOU wanted to play stud of the universe."
"I wanted to.I.well, if I know anything about conception it takes two to get it on."
"John, you started all this conversation by demanding I tell you what was wrong. I have. It's over. Now go to sleep."
"Yeah, right. Like I can sleep with this."
"Don't you dare say it."
"Say it? Aeryn, every time you move.ouch.what was that for?"
"If you don't like the odor stop fanning the covers, or you can go sleep with Rygel."
"Aeryn?"
Silence once more.
"Women. I don't care what species they are, Human or Sebacean they're all a like. Always the man's fault when you get." he was muttering under his breath.
Crash.thump.
"Frell! Aeryn, that hurts."
"So sorry. I didn't realize you were still in bed. Does it smell better down there?"
"Yeah."
"Good, then here's your pillow and cover."
"Aeryn honey, please."
"I do love you, but you do understand the baby and I need a lot of sleep. "
"I love you too. One thing for sure, I'll never cook you no more chicshit.chili while you're pregnant."
Yawn.
"Night, John."
"Night, Babe."
Finis
By: DekotaSkye
DISCLAIMER: I don't own the characters, the Jim Henson Company does, and.whoever else. I give credit to all the authors of books I have read over the years that help teach me to tell a story. I'm just using the characters for a moment in fun and entertainment. Dangerous to be bored on a Monday. No beta forgive mistakes there all mine. Rated: G
"Aeryn?"
"What?"
"Are you feeling all right?"
"No."
"Are you feeling any pain?"
"No."
"Do you still feel nauseate?"
"No."
"Is the baby keeping you awake again?"
"No."
"Then what's wrong?"
"I'll be all right, John, don't worry about it."
"Babe, you know I'll worry anyway. Come on tell me what's wrong. You know I'll help if I can."
"John, I'm trained to handle any discomfort. Now be a good boy and go to sleep."
"Aeryn."
"Sleep, John, or I'll help you along."
"All right, you don't have to get testy about it."
"Then close your mouth and go to sleep."
"If you want to talk about it just let me know."
"Okay! You really want to know."
"Only if you want to talk about it."
Silence.
Pop.hiss.pop.hiss.
"Aeryn, what was that?"
"Yes, that is better now," she sighs with contentment.
"I swear I just felt a draft under."
"John, I wouldn't do."
"Ahhh.frell! It smells worst then Rygel. Man, you could have warn me, Aeryn!"
"Stop whining. It's your fault anyway.
"My fault? How can it be my fault after that gas explosion? Damn, we're going to have to change the bed covers."
"It's not that bad. I wouldn't have had this gaseous problem, but you kept wanting me try that chicshit."
"That's chili and you like it. I mean, woman, you ate four bowls of the stuff."
"I was hungry. I'm a lot hungrier then before, all because of YOU wanted to play stud of the universe."
"I wanted to.I.well, if I know anything about conception it takes two to get it on."
"John, you started all this conversation by demanding I tell you what was wrong. I have. It's over. Now go to sleep."
"Yeah, right. Like I can sleep with this."
"Don't you dare say it."
"Say it? Aeryn, every time you move.ouch.what was that for?"
"If you don't like the odor stop fanning the covers, or you can go sleep with Rygel."
"Aeryn?"
Silence once more.
"Women. I don't care what species they are, Human or Sebacean they're all a like. Always the man's fault when you get." he was muttering under his breath.
Crash.thump.
"Frell! Aeryn, that hurts."
"So sorry. I didn't realize you were still in bed. Does it smell better down there?"
"Yeah."
"Good, then here's your pillow and cover."
"Aeryn honey, please."
"I do love you, but you do understand the baby and I need a lot of sleep. "
"I love you too. One thing for sure, I'll never cook you no more chicshit.chili while you're pregnant."
Yawn.
"Night, John."
"Night, Babe."
Finis