*Its me again, beginner writer, romance seeker, drama queen...Mrs. Kusanagi! *everyone claps because they feel sorry for me* Anyway! I saw these Naruto figures! They are so cute! Mm-hm! I know that you know that I know that I'm gonna order them! Oh yeah! The disclaimer. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN (the most wunderful, laudable, handsome, perfectly dangerous) NARUTO! On with Chappie 3!*

CHAPPIE 3: GET YOUR OWN JOB!



The next day everyone of team 7 was hot and tired. They've had enough! They are tired of walking on their vacation! It was absurd to walk in the heat on your vacation! Would you want to? If you do, your strange! Sakura decided to break the silence.

"Master Kakashi, wh-why are we walking on our vacation?!"

"Well, its good excercise and think about it, you get to enjoy the fresh air of the great outdoors!" Kakashi said stretching while walking.

"B-but I'm tired!" Sakura whined.

"Me too Master! Can we please take a break!?" Naruto asked trying to help Sakura.

"Hnm. But we already took one 10 mins. ago! By the time you take all your breaks, we won't make it into the town futher up the road." Kakashi replied.

Sakura thought for a moment. Town =Inn. Inn = room. Room = A bath. Bath = rest and relaxation! "Whoo hoo!" Sakura squealed. "I'm up for it! Lets keep truckin!" Kakashi with his keen sense read her mind.

"Where are we gonna get money for the Inn?" He said sarcasticly. Those words shot Sakura right through the heart (preferably with a M4).

Sasuke spoke."We could work for it." The whole group stopped moving and looked at him. Naruto looked scared, Kakashi looked like 'no he didn't say that', and Sakura just stared. "WHAT?"

Sakura cautiously went over. "You feeling alright Sasuke?"

"Must be heat exaustion!" Naruto blurted.

"Your right!" Kakashi yelped.

"I'm FINE! It was just a suggestion, ah, forget it!" Sasuke started walking again.

Sakura followed him. "C'mon we were just playing! You don't speak alot though! So we were caught by surprise." Sakura shaped her pink lips into a smile.

Sasuke looked at her. He rolled his eyes and turned his head the opposite direction. Sakura thought he had blushed slightly and didn't want anyone to see him. She giggled at the thought. "Alright. So what do you think about it? We could get money and buy a bus ticket..."

"Sounds like a plan to me." Kakashi said.

"Aww! But I don't wanna work! Working sucks! Its for losers! And I-" Naruto whined.

Kakashi corrected him patting his head. "Now now Naruto. You have to work to get what you want out of life. Do you want to lazy about and expect things to go your way?"

"Yeea-"

"Of course you do." He interuppted again. "Now your going to go to this town and behave and WORK! Unless you don't wanna go to the beach." He bent over to whisper in Naruto's ear. "You do want to see Sakura-chan in her bathing suit don't you?" Naruto imagined her with a two-peice. Then as like any other male, started drooling.

"WHAT ARE YOU WHISPERING TO HIM!?" Sakura screeched. "I heard my name!!!"

"Oh nothing!" Kakashi stood up and spoke to the whole group. "You all have to make your own money alright? If you don't, you won't be able to get a bus ticket, so you will escort yourself back home!"

Sasuke looked as if, 'thats really what I want to do'...



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After some quarling, bitterness and war, they finally made their way to the town.

The towns vibe was friendly. Everyone was bright and smiling as they walked the unpaved streets. Some set up little booths to make that extra cash. It looked like a little market. The houses made of stone and brick. The windows filled with flowers. Little kids run and play while young women stand and gossip to each other. Men of all ages do their chores and play pranks on each other. To simpify this, it was a town you would probably like to settle down in. Or gag.

"Well, lets find an Inn." Sakura said hesitantly while the young men stare at her. Naruto saw this and ran to her side. He was not going to let these losers have Sakura. Not over his fox demon body. They stared at the beauty for a minute longer and went back to their afternoon work. "Hmph!" Naruto huffed to himself.

They found a nice looking Inn on a corner. Immediately Sasuke and Sakura asked for a job.

"Your right in time." Said the counter lady. She was round with curly red hair. "We need some people to wait our restaurant tables. You two can do it. Its only for a while though because the people that were waiting them are sick! Room is free. And for your little friends! Thank you so much!"

"Thank you!" Sakura said politely bowing. Sasuke grunted as a thank you.

"What am I gonna do!?" Naruto yelled. "Don't you have any jobs for me?"

"No." The counter lady said plainly.

"Grr!"

"Calm down Naruto! You'll have your chance! Lets get a good nights sleep okay!?" Sakura asked calming him before he shoots him a person. He calmed and sat down at a table.

"I'm hungry! Lets get something to eat!" One of the waiters that was not sick served the 4 guests.

A few minutes later, Naruto felt a gentle tap on his shoulder while eating his dessert. "Excuse me,".

Naruto turned around to find a very gorgeous girl. She had black hair with blue highlights and a very delicate voice. She wore a black shirt with a black skirt. She had a nice complextion and her face was an angel. She looked about 17.

"Well hello!" Naruto greeted a little too cheerful.

"Yes, uh hi..." She looked at his group and saw Sasuke. Like every other girl, she blushed and giggled at the sight of him. "Um, I heard you were looking for a job sir."

"Yeah I am." He smiled a foxy smile.

"Well, I have a job for you. Here take this address and meet me there at 10 sharp tommorow. I'll tell you what it is then. I don't have much time so, see you!"

Naruto stood there wide eyed. He looked at his comrades. They said nothing. All was silence. Until Naruto screamed. "YES! SHE DIGS ME! I'M GONNA GET A DATE!!"

Everyone in the room sweatdropped.



Team 7 shared one room due to lack of money9and the lady only gave them one room).

"NARUTO DO YOU SEE THIS INVISIBLE LINE?" Sakura screamed claiming her territory. She pointed at the floor.

"SURE! If it wasn't invisible I'd never see it!" Naruto said sarcastically. He slapped his head like he had never noticed the invisible line.

"You know what I'm talking about Naruto!" She put him in a headlock. "If you pass that line your a dead man!"

"Yeah yeah! Who'd wanna cross you line when I've got that hot chick that wants me?" He said losing breath. Sasuke was sitting on his bed in the corner away from the maddess.

"Yeah right loser boy! But Sasuke-kun, you can cross the line whenever you want to!" Sakura said sweetly. The complete opposite of what she was doing to Naruto. Sasuke just shuddered at the thought.

"LEGGO! Losing...air...."

Kakashi got fed up with the fighting.

"Alright you little freaks..." He said like a country coach chewing tobacco. He kicked in his fake accent. "If any of ya get in one anothers bed, ya gonna have ta sleep outside like hobos. Your gonna be expelled from this here trip and you'll have ta apologize ta each of the opposite sex you meet. Thats a lot of people. So I suggest no one goes near yer protection bubble! Yer bubble is the standard of 3 feet around yer bed." Sakura looked sad. Sasuke was happy. And Naruto did not care!

"Where are you going to sleep Master Kakashi?" Sakura asked.

Kakashi thought for a moment. "I dunno! I'll find a spot. Don't worry about me, just your self for the time being....Could you by any chance let Naruto go now. He's turning blue..."

Sakura just noticed that she was still squeezing Naruto's head. "OH! Sorry!" She let him free.

"Are you trying to kill me?!" He gasped.

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Naruto woke up to find Sakura and Sasuke gone. He walked downstairs to get him something to eat when,

"NARUTO!" A fimilar feminine voice called.

"Uh?" He didn't recongize his pink-haired comrade in the frilly aprin and high-heeled shoes. Her legs were shone from the lower thighs and down. She had a gold necklace adored on her neck which laced down to her little cleavage. She had her hair tied back into a low ponytail. She looked great. Naruto couldn't beliveve his eyes. He looked at his crush for a few more minutes and managed a good morning.

"Would you like a table!? Were serving breakfast now!" She grinned.

"Yeah, I'm hungry." Naruto just counldn't stop thinking about Sakura in her waitress dress he forgot Sasuke was here. "Hey where is Sasuke?"

"Over there!" She pointed over in the corner of the room where he was taking an order from an old lady. He had dress pants on with a dress shirt.(Sexy sexy!) His sleeves were rolled up to his elbows.

"Hahaha! Hey you! The dork with the dress pants in the corner!" Naruto yelled. Sakura slapped him with the notepad. Naruto clutching his head took a seat that Sakura assigned him.

"What do you want to eat Naruto?" She said sarcasticly nice.

"Why do you even ask me that question?"

"Just dumb I guess. One miso ramen! Anything else?"

"Are you gonna charge me?"

"How else would I get money?"

"Aw man! Forget it! I'm going to my girlfriend!" Sakura's heart skipped a beat. She gripped onto her notepad tighter.

"Y-your girlfriend? That lady is not your girlfriend!" Her words were a little shoken up. Naruto could hardly make out what she was saying.

"W-whats wrong? Are you okay? Sakura?" Naruto asked worried. He got up to hold her shoulders. Sakura turned and looked at the ground trying not to let him see her eyes watering. 'Whats wrong with me...Why am I...' Sakura tried to think but Naruto kept shaking her and asking questions.

"Whats going on?" Sasuke popped up and scared Naruto.

"Sasuke-kun." Sakura finally looked up. Naruto glanced at her, he didn't see anything wrong with her. "Um...guys, I have to get back to work. Sorry." She said in a low tone.

Sakura ran to the back of the restaurant.

Naruto didn't say anything. So Sasuke decided to find out for himself.

"Look, I'll take care of Sakura, you go to your job. Whatever it is..."

Naruto nodded.

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'That was too awkward....'Naruto thought walking down the street to get to the address the lady gave him.' Sakura was acting so weird. Could she be jealous? Ha! Thats only in my imagination. Oh! There it is! Found it!"

Naruto looked at the house he will be working in for a day (hopefully just one). It was brick like most of the houses on the street. The steps to the door had a garden on each side. There was two floors to the house. But it looked like the second floor isn't used much. He could see that the window was dirty and there were no curtains. He climbed up the steps and knocked on the wooden door.

He could hear a womans voice inside. "Coming!" Naruto listened closer. He could her the woman struggling to get to the door. She ran into a million things before finally opening the door. Sounded like she was tripping over toys and such.

"Hello again!" She was just as pretty as yesterday.She had a black tight skirt on and a light blue blouse on. "C'mon in! Have some tea, we can talk!" Naruto smiled devilishly. 'Oh yeah, she totally loves me. I'm gonna get some!' He thought. Then a cheezy image popped up in his mind. Umm...he's 16 you know what he's thinking!

They came into the livingroom. "Please sit down." She said smiling. Naruto sat down across from her. Inbetween them was a table with cookies and hot tea. She poured him a cup and handed it to him.

"Well, why are you here looking for a job?" She asked crossing her legs and staring at him seductively. She threw some of her hair back with her hands.

"Well, me and my crew were going to travel to the beach. But we got tired of walking so I came up with the idea of getting a job here in this town." Oh, Naruto was lying. But his story just got worse. "Since I am an Elite ninja, I was taking them to the beach so they could brush up on there training. They are just beginners so I wanted to take them to some place fun."

"Oh! You are kind!"

"Very. Now what is your name? We haven't be properly introduced."

"Yes. My name is Melinda. And yours?"

"Naruto. You have a lovely name Ms. Melinda. As lovely as you are. I take it your not married."

"No, no! I never want to get married!" Just what Naruto wanted to hear. "I just don't know about getting married! I'm too young for commitments..."She smiled shyly. "But you sound like your great with kids." She got up and walked over to Naruto. "So..." She sat on the arm of Naruto's chair. "...I wouldn't mind being married to you..." She leaned over to kiss Naruto when-

"ZAP! ZAP!"

"Zap? Zap?" Naruto looked around for the mysterious noise. Naruto looked down and saw a child with a water gun. He had black hair just like...

"Lemme guess, he's yours?"

Melinda got up and sat on her couch. "Well, um...Yes he is." She giggled."Well, you can guess what your job will be can't you?"

"Is he a pain?"

"To me?"

"No, to the president! Yes you!"

"DUH! Of course he's a pain. Thats why I have to have a babysitter. I'm going on a date all day so I'll need you to babysit!"

"No way! Uh-uh! I ain't babysitting that little brat!" Naruto yelled. The little boy squirted water at Naruto. "Why you little-"

"I'm not a brat Mister! And my name is Jeffery. And I suggest that you use it for now on!" He squirted him again.

"That does it!!" Naruto chased him around through living room.

"Your perfect with him!" Melinda said happily."Look if you babysit him all day, I'll give you 20 bucks! If Jeffery has a good time with you, I'll give you a bonus of 20! C'mon please I'm begging you! 40 bucks is enough for a bus ticket here!"

Naruto looked at her. "Fine."

"YAY!" The child screeched.

"Thank you so much!" Melinda said.

"This is gonna be one long stupid trip..." Naruto mumbled.



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