A HUGE Thank-you goes out to Arayuldawen for being my only reviewer for chapter 10 so far and for reviewing almost all of my stories!! Thank you!!!

Anyway. Chapter 11.

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The gang is huddled in a muddy ditch in the rain lost in the middle of the forest, and people are starting to act mental, all because of YamiMalik, who everyone wants to murder right about now.

All: *shivering, except for Serenity who still has Yami's stupid jacket thing*

Ivy: Argh! YamiMalik you are soo lucky that I don't have my backpack right now.

YamiMalik: And why's that?

Ivy: *mumbles* I had a butter knife in there...

Bakura: Hmmm, the points on this Milennium Ring might be sharp enough to...

YamiMalik: Don't forget, I still have my rod.. *evil grin*

Yami: Bakura... What did I say earlier?

Bakura: To behave on the hike. But we're not on the hike anymore, are we?

Yami: *glares at Bakura*

Bakura: *stares at Yami, then leans against the muddy wall of the ditch*

Ivy: Where is Malik, anyway?

YamiMalik: He's uh.. Well, I.. I'm not really sure.

*long silence*

Serenity: I'm bored.

Yami: *pulls out a deck of cards* Want to play--

All: NO!

Ivy: *snatches Yami's deck of cards and chucks it out of the ditch where it hits a tree and falls into the mud*

Yami: *sighs and takes out his hairgel*

*longer silence*

Mai: How much of that stuff do you use a year?

Yami: Oh, well, I'm not exactly sure. Probably around 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,0000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bottles I guess.

Mai: Oh.

*a silence so long that the authoress died and we had to hire a new one*

Yugi: This...is...absolutely...INSANE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I AGREED TO COME ON THIS STUPID TRIP!!! AND IT'S YOUR FAULT WE WE'RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! *lunges at Ivy*

All but Ivy: *stare at Yugi*

Ivy: Well I-- Ummrff! *is squished by Yugi* Help-- Mrfurgg!

Yugi: *cackles evilly as he induces pain upon Ivy*

All: *stare at them rolling around in the ditch for amusement*

Seto: Maybe we should--

All: *stare at Seto*

Seto: ......

All: *continue to stare at Yugi and Ivy*

Ivy: Yugi, please don't-- Agh! Alright, that's IT!!! *takes a banana from her pocket and starts poking Yugi with it*

Yugi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Not the banana!!!! *screams like a little girl and hides from Ivy behind everyone else*

All: *turn around and stare at Yugi*

Yugi: Well, I... I... *sobs* I have Bananaphobia!! There, are you all happy?!

All: *nod and turn towards Ivy again*

Ivy: ...What? *tosses the banana back and forth*

All: *stare the banana maliciously*

Ivy: *stops tossing the banana* WHAT?!

All but Yugi: *attack Ivy at once, grabbing for the banana still in her hand*

Ivy: ARGH! *is squished by everyone but Yugi, who is huddled next to the wall of the ditch*

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Seto: BANANA!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Mai: FRUIT!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Serenity: NOURISHMENT!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Tristan: FOOD!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Mokuba: MINE!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Tea: NO IT'S MINE!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Yami: I WILL WIN THE FOOD!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Bakura: NOT IF I STEAL IT FIRST!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Ryou: YELLOW!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

YamiMalik: ONLY I WILL HAVE THAT BANANA!

Joey: AAAAAGH!

Ivy: I HAD IT FIRST!

Yugi: Guys? Guys! GUYS! LOOK OVER THERE!!! *points*

All: *stop trying to kill each other and look*

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Haha, you guys get a cliffie! XP

PS. As of right now, all flames will be used to roast marshmallows for the s'mores that will be fed to the cast to make them sugar high. Thank you for your time.