SOULCRUSHER- I don't own Super Smash Brothers Melee, Roy, Marth or any other character that appears in this story except me of course!!! Dragon Princess- If she owned anything important that could make money she wouldn't be writing this story. Oh, just to tell you as if you didn't know I own myself as well. Yes, I do appear in this story.
Chapter One : Their Life
The story begins in the middle of a battle, Roy vs. Link.
"3, 2, 1,Go!!" said a mysterious voice.
Then, the battle began. Roy started the battle by running up to Link, and hitting him once with his sword. Link hit him back with his sword, and then, throws his boomerang at Roy. Link begins to run in and charge at Roy. At that very moment Roy got up and used his counter attack. A bursting flame comes from his sword, knocking Link down to the floor. Before he even had a chance to get up, Roy charged his sword and let it fall upon Link, sending him flying. They both emerged from the field after their battle.
" Great battle, wouldn't you say??" said Link.
" Yeah," Roy replied.
" You were great out there," said Marth.
" Thanks, Marth."
They both walked out and emerged in the shower room.
" I'll be out in one minute," Roy said as he went into the shower.
" You now there's no point in changing now," started Marth, " you've got a big match with Bowser in three hours."
" You're right," Roy replied as he stepped out of the shower.
" ........ ROY!!! Please step back into the shower.
He looks down and notices he's wearing no clothes, and I mean naked!!!!
( SOULCRUSHER: Now I'm really scared..... Dragon Princess: Poor Marth...... SOULCRUSHER: .... I completely forgot to say this me and my friend Dragon Princess will be visiting in on this story a lot commenting on stuff and we might even come in when we have nothing to do. Dragon Princess: That will be every day of the week but SOULCRUSHER's too lazy to put us in til a long while later. * gives Dragon Princess an angry glare* SOULCRUSHER: We can settle this outside.....)
" Shit...." Roy said as he ran back into the shower.
He grabbed a towel and came back out. He was graciously accepted by Marth.... yeah right!!!
" GET YOUR CLOTHES ON WE'RE LEAVING!!!" he yelled, disgusted.
" Fine," Roy replied.
Then, he went into the shower and changed back into his outfit. They both left and went to their apartment. Come time for them to leave........
" ROY!!!!!!!" Marth yelled, as he banged on the door. " You moron get your armor on we have to go!!" he yelled again.
" Hold on, hold on," he replied.
He burst out of the room, only to be held back by the collar of his shirt.
" What the hell are you doing?!?" he yelled at Marth. " I'm going to be late...." he started.
" Roy!" Marth interrupted.
" What?" he snapped back.
" You forgot two things."
" What would that be??" he asked.
" YOUR PANTS AND YOUR SWORD YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" MArth yelled trying to get it through his thick skull.
Roy was wearing his telletubbies undies at the time.
" Oooopppps," he said while covering his boxers.
That's the end of the chapter. Find out if Roy puts his pants on again and if this story will ever get exciting in the next exciting chapter: Their Life Part 2.
Dragon Princess: Sure the next chapter will be so much more exciting.
SOULCRUSHER: Okay... I admit it won't be too exciting but once they....
Dragon Princess: Don't give all of it away, SOULCRUSHER.
SOULCRUSHER: Fine, but not giving stuff away makes me pissed, I'm going to help cg blow up your house. *leaves and goes to Dragon Princess's house to blow it up*
Dragon Princess: No, don't!! I don't care if you give the story away just don't blow up my house. Shit!!! *leaves and tries to go and save her house*
The author and friend are gone leave a message after the beep.............
Chapter One : Their Life
The story begins in the middle of a battle, Roy vs. Link.
"3, 2, 1,Go!!" said a mysterious voice.
Then, the battle began. Roy started the battle by running up to Link, and hitting him once with his sword. Link hit him back with his sword, and then, throws his boomerang at Roy. Link begins to run in and charge at Roy. At that very moment Roy got up and used his counter attack. A bursting flame comes from his sword, knocking Link down to the floor. Before he even had a chance to get up, Roy charged his sword and let it fall upon Link, sending him flying. They both emerged from the field after their battle.
" Great battle, wouldn't you say??" said Link.
" Yeah," Roy replied.
" You were great out there," said Marth.
" Thanks, Marth."
They both walked out and emerged in the shower room.
" I'll be out in one minute," Roy said as he went into the shower.
" You now there's no point in changing now," started Marth, " you've got a big match with Bowser in three hours."
" You're right," Roy replied as he stepped out of the shower.
" ........ ROY!!! Please step back into the shower.
He looks down and notices he's wearing no clothes, and I mean naked!!!!
( SOULCRUSHER: Now I'm really scared..... Dragon Princess: Poor Marth...... SOULCRUSHER: .... I completely forgot to say this me and my friend Dragon Princess will be visiting in on this story a lot commenting on stuff and we might even come in when we have nothing to do. Dragon Princess: That will be every day of the week but SOULCRUSHER's too lazy to put us in til a long while later. * gives Dragon Princess an angry glare* SOULCRUSHER: We can settle this outside.....)
" Shit...." Roy said as he ran back into the shower.
He grabbed a towel and came back out. He was graciously accepted by Marth.... yeah right!!!
" GET YOUR CLOTHES ON WE'RE LEAVING!!!" he yelled, disgusted.
" Fine," Roy replied.
Then, he went into the shower and changed back into his outfit. They both left and went to their apartment. Come time for them to leave........
" ROY!!!!!!!" Marth yelled, as he banged on the door. " You moron get your armor on we have to go!!" he yelled again.
" Hold on, hold on," he replied.
He burst out of the room, only to be held back by the collar of his shirt.
" What the hell are you doing?!?" he yelled at Marth. " I'm going to be late...." he started.
" Roy!" Marth interrupted.
" What?" he snapped back.
" You forgot two things."
" What would that be??" he asked.
" YOUR PANTS AND YOUR SWORD YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" MArth yelled trying to get it through his thick skull.
Roy was wearing his telletubbies undies at the time.
" Oooopppps," he said while covering his boxers.
That's the end of the chapter. Find out if Roy puts his pants on again and if this story will ever get exciting in the next exciting chapter: Their Life Part 2.
Dragon Princess: Sure the next chapter will be so much more exciting.
SOULCRUSHER: Okay... I admit it won't be too exciting but once they....
Dragon Princess: Don't give all of it away, SOULCRUSHER.
SOULCRUSHER: Fine, but not giving stuff away makes me pissed, I'm going to help cg blow up your house. *leaves and goes to Dragon Princess's house to blow it up*
Dragon Princess: No, don't!! I don't care if you give the story away just don't blow up my house. Shit!!! *leaves and tries to go and save her house*
The author and friend are gone leave a message after the beep.............