SOULCRUSHER- I DON'T WANT TO SAY THIS DAMN THING AGAIN... SOME ELSE DO IT FOR ME *SNAPS FINGERS AND MEGAMAN APPEARS*
Megaman- Ni.... I mean SOULCRUSHER doesn't own this stupid story, or the stupid characters. They aren't hers. Get that strait. If she could think up of things like that she wouldn't do this damn things.
Chapter Two: Getting More Complex
To Marth's (my, and I hope your) relief Roy put his pants on and got his sword. Then, he ran out the door followed by Marth.
" Here we go again," Marth said.
They saddled up their horses and rode off to Super Smash Brothers Melee Headquarters.(S.S.B.M.H.Q) After some time the two arrived there.
" We're here!" Roy announced.
Bowser got outraged and yelled," DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE YOU'RE LATE?!?!?"
" Calm down. Let's just battle," Roy replied, with caution.
" Fine," he grumbled.
They both got transported to Poke'mon Stadium. Marth went into the crowd.
" Good luck!" he shouted from the crowd. (the crowd are fake people.. that's strange)
" Ready? GO!!!" the voice said.
Then, the battle began. Roy charged in for the first attack. He picked Bowser up, kicked him, and threw him to the side. ( Note: Bowser had 0 H.P and he is to heavy to throw that far) Bowser let out an angry roar, and then, Body Slammed him. Roy got up from the attack and charged his sword shortly, then let it down. Bowser flew off the field. He used Whirling Fortress (his high jump attack) to land back on the field. He jumped over Roy to use his Bowser Bomb attack on him.(the attack where he jumps over someone and slams them from above) Right when Bowser came down upon him, he brought his sword up to stop the attack. When Bowser eventually landed, a burst of flames emerged from Roy's sword, engulfing Bowser in it. Bowser flew off the field. He went higher and higher, until he was only a speck in the sky. Then, he crashed down into S.S.B.M.H.Q. Roy walked into the room shortly afterward.
" Owww.... that hurt," Bowser said as he got up.
" Another great victory!" Roy exclaimed.
" That was a great battle!" Marth cheered.
Then, they did their secret handshake. (classified info if I told you what it was I think Roy and Marth would kill me. Now, you don't want that, do you??[don't answer that])
" Well, see you at the party tonight," Samus said as she walked past them.
" Hey, isn't Samus cute?" he asked Marth.
" Yeah, but you know she really doesn't like you at all," he replied.
" Well, there's always Zelda. Umm.... Marth?"
" Yeah," he replied.
" What was that last thing Samus said?"
" Don't you remember?? She said,'See you at the party tonight'. "
" Oh okay...... PAARRTTYYY!!!!!!!!!!!" Roy exclaimed.
" Yeah, don't you pay attention??"
Roy just stood there, stunned.
" Apparently not..." Ganondorf muttered to himself. (I forgot to say Ganondorf was in the background)
" It's a fighting party and it starts at nine," Marth said.
" Great, just what I need, more fighting."
"....... You don't want to fight?? That's a first."
" It's just I'm so damn tired."
" Oh.... if it wasn't that I would of thought something was wrong with you. Well, better leave," Marth said as they went out the door.
" Like I care," Ganondorf muttered again and took a sip of Wily beer. (Don't ask me how he got beer from Megaman)
Roy and Marth saddled up their horses and rode to their apartment.
" At last a break!" Roy said as he let out a cry of relief. " You know riding home isn't easy on a horse. I mean Captain Falcon gets his F-ZERO racer, Samus and Fox both have spaceships, even Kirby has it easy. He gets to ride a star, although it's not my choice of transportation....." he started to whine.
" SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP WHINING!!!!" Marth yelled, frustrated. (you can obviously tell Marth is much more mature of the two)
" Well, sorrryyy," he said arrogantly back at him.
" IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE'RE BROKE!!!" Marth yelled.
" WELL IT'S NOT MINE EITHER!!" Roy yelled.
Then, they started yelling and screaming until Marth got an idea.
" Hey I've got an idea," Marth said.
" WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!" Roy yelled. " Oh..... we stopped yelling??"
" Yeah Roy.... as I was saying I have an idea. If we beat everyone at the party, and win then we'll get a big cash prize."
" Wait....... what party??"
That's the end of that chapter. Will Roy ever understand what's happening?? Will this comic ever get good? Find out in the next chapter.
SOULCRUSHER: SO THIS CHAPTER WAS LONGER THAN EXPECTED THAT'S A GOOD THING RIGHT???
Dragon Princess: I guess. What should we do now??
Celtic Guardian(cg): Hey what's up??
Dark Magician(dm): Yeah, what are you guys doing??
The two authoresses got a sinister look on their faces.
dm: I don't think we came at the right time.
cg: What do you mean??
SOULCRUSHER: You take dm, cg is all mine.
cg: *gulps* Now I get it.
The two advance on their poor victims.
Lesson Learned: Never approach bored authoresses.
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY..............
Megaman- Ni.... I mean SOULCRUSHER doesn't own this stupid story, or the stupid characters. They aren't hers. Get that strait. If she could think up of things like that she wouldn't do this damn things.
Chapter Two: Getting More Complex
To Marth's (my, and I hope your) relief Roy put his pants on and got his sword. Then, he ran out the door followed by Marth.
" Here we go again," Marth said.
They saddled up their horses and rode off to Super Smash Brothers Melee Headquarters.(S.S.B.M.H.Q) After some time the two arrived there.
" We're here!" Roy announced.
Bowser got outraged and yelled," DID YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE YOU'RE LATE?!?!?"
" Calm down. Let's just battle," Roy replied, with caution.
" Fine," he grumbled.
They both got transported to Poke'mon Stadium. Marth went into the crowd.
" Good luck!" he shouted from the crowd. (the crowd are fake people.. that's strange)
" Ready? GO!!!" the voice said.
Then, the battle began. Roy charged in for the first attack. He picked Bowser up, kicked him, and threw him to the side. ( Note: Bowser had 0 H.P and he is to heavy to throw that far) Bowser let out an angry roar, and then, Body Slammed him. Roy got up from the attack and charged his sword shortly, then let it down. Bowser flew off the field. He used Whirling Fortress (his high jump attack) to land back on the field. He jumped over Roy to use his Bowser Bomb attack on him.(the attack where he jumps over someone and slams them from above) Right when Bowser came down upon him, he brought his sword up to stop the attack. When Bowser eventually landed, a burst of flames emerged from Roy's sword, engulfing Bowser in it. Bowser flew off the field. He went higher and higher, until he was only a speck in the sky. Then, he crashed down into S.S.B.M.H.Q. Roy walked into the room shortly afterward.
" Owww.... that hurt," Bowser said as he got up.
" Another great victory!" Roy exclaimed.
" That was a great battle!" Marth cheered.
Then, they did their secret handshake. (classified info if I told you what it was I think Roy and Marth would kill me. Now, you don't want that, do you??[don't answer that])
" Well, see you at the party tonight," Samus said as she walked past them.
" Hey, isn't Samus cute?" he asked Marth.
" Yeah, but you know she really doesn't like you at all," he replied.
" Well, there's always Zelda. Umm.... Marth?"
" Yeah," he replied.
" What was that last thing Samus said?"
" Don't you remember?? She said,'See you at the party tonight'. "
" Oh okay...... PAARRTTYYY!!!!!!!!!!!" Roy exclaimed.
" Yeah, don't you pay attention??"
Roy just stood there, stunned.
" Apparently not..." Ganondorf muttered to himself. (I forgot to say Ganondorf was in the background)
" It's a fighting party and it starts at nine," Marth said.
" Great, just what I need, more fighting."
"....... You don't want to fight?? That's a first."
" It's just I'm so damn tired."
" Oh.... if it wasn't that I would of thought something was wrong with you. Well, better leave," Marth said as they went out the door.
" Like I care," Ganondorf muttered again and took a sip of Wily beer. (Don't ask me how he got beer from Megaman)
Roy and Marth saddled up their horses and rode to their apartment.
" At last a break!" Roy said as he let out a cry of relief. " You know riding home isn't easy on a horse. I mean Captain Falcon gets his F-ZERO racer, Samus and Fox both have spaceships, even Kirby has it easy. He gets to ride a star, although it's not my choice of transportation....." he started to whine.
" SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP WHINING!!!!" Marth yelled, frustrated. (you can obviously tell Marth is much more mature of the two)
" Well, sorrryyy," he said arrogantly back at him.
" IT'S NOT MY FAULT WE'RE BROKE!!!" Marth yelled.
" WELL IT'S NOT MINE EITHER!!" Roy yelled.
Then, they started yelling and screaming until Marth got an idea.
" Hey I've got an idea," Marth said.
" WHAT THE HELL IS IT?!?!" Roy yelled. " Oh..... we stopped yelling??"
" Yeah Roy.... as I was saying I have an idea. If we beat everyone at the party, and win then we'll get a big cash prize."
" Wait....... what party??"
That's the end of that chapter. Will Roy ever understand what's happening?? Will this comic ever get good? Find out in the next chapter.
SOULCRUSHER: SO THIS CHAPTER WAS LONGER THAN EXPECTED THAT'S A GOOD THING RIGHT???
Dragon Princess: I guess. What should we do now??
Celtic Guardian(cg): Hey what's up??
Dark Magician(dm): Yeah, what are you guys doing??
The two authoresses got a sinister look on their faces.
dm: I don't think we came at the right time.
cg: What do you mean??
SOULCRUSHER: You take dm, cg is all mine.
cg: *gulps* Now I get it.
The two advance on their poor victims.
Lesson Learned: Never approach bored authoresses.
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY..............