Ash: Hey my name's Ash Catchup and.......
SOULCRUSHER- GET OUT OF MY STORY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: We better get out of here before she explodes.
Pikachu: Pik- Pikachu!* *translation: damn straight*
SOULCRUSHER- OUT, OUT, OUT , OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ash and Pikachu run out*
SOULCRUSHER- FUCK, THAT WAS SCARY.
Dragon Princess- I know. I'm gonna get those pokemon freaks. * takes out katana and chases after the incredibly stupid pokemon characters*
SOULCRUSHER- WHEN YOU PEOPLE REVIEW PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHARACTER I SHOULD MAKE DO A SPECIAL APPEARANCE. THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS. PLUS, THEY WON'T ONLY BE SAYING THE DISCLAIMER THEY'LL ALSO BE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH ME AND DRAGON PRINCESS. SHIT THE DISCLAIMER I'LL SAY IT FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY UNLESS I MAKE UP MY OWN WHICH I'M NOT, BUT I MIGHT BE DOING THAT IN THE SEQUEL. DAMN IT!!! I SPOILED SO MUCH. I'LL STOP NOW BEFORE I REVEAL ANYMORE.
Dragon Princess- Die you fucking pokemon freaks!!!! * Dragon Princess runs past*
SOULCRUSHER- ................. DON'T ASK.
Chapter Three: Their apartments weird
" The one Samus told you about, remember??" Marth questioned.
" Oh yeah," Roy replied as he zoned in again." So..... I guess we should just lay around our apartment for a while."
" That's the smartest thing you've said all day," Marth said.
Then, the two of them walked up to their apartment and a bid sign was on it, 'EVICTED' Marth tore down the sign and Roy stuck the key in the door to their apartment.
" Turn, turn, you stupid little key!!" Roy yelled.
He unsheathed his sword and broke the door down with it. They both walked into the apartment through a pile of broken doors. Marth picked up the phone and called the door repair store.
" Yeah, uh..... we need another door. Thank you," Marth said as he hung up the phone. He wearily walked over to the couch while Roy went to his room. Marth fell down on the couch.
" WHAT THE HELL?!?!" Marth yelled.
Then, he picked up a crunched beer can from under him and threw it in a big pile of them.
" Stupid Roy," he muttered as he fell asleep.
After a couple hours Marth woke up and walked over to the fridge. Then, he grabbed a beer from the fridge( not Wily beer) and walked back to the couch. He took a sip of beer and looked at the clock.
" 8:50!!" he yelled, while spitting a stream of beer out of his mouth.
He chugged down the whole can of beer and then ran over to Roy's room. The door wouldn't' when he turned the knob.
" ROY!! ROY!!" he yelled as he banged on the door." Come on," he said to himself," I know."
Marth unsheathed his sword and chopped down the door. Roy was lying on the bed.... NAKED!!! No clothes, no telletubby undies, no nothing!!
" ROY!!!!!!!" he yelled while he covered his eyes.
He woke up and stared at Marth.
" WHAT?" he asked.
" YOU'RE NAKED!!!"he yelled.
Upon hearing this he wrapped himself in his telletubby bed sheets.
" YOU'RE SUCH A BABY!" Marth said.
That's the end of this edition of Roy and Marth's Misadventures. Will Roy ever keep his pants on, will our heroes ever make it to the party?? Find out in the next exciting chapter.
SOULCRUSHER- OKAY ANOTHER BORING CHAPTER BUT DON'T WORRY IT'S LEADING UP TO SOME VERY STRANGE HAPPENINGS INDEED.
Dragon Princess- Yeah like when.....
SOULCRUSHER- * shoves cork into Dragon Princess's mouth* DON'T REVEAL THE PLOT TO EVERYONE.
Dragon Princess- * spits cork out* So you can reveal the plot and I can't?
SOULCRUSHER- OF COURSE..... THIS IS MY STORY.
Dragon Princess- That's it. *runs off to destroy SOULCRUSHER'S house*
SOULCRUSHER- WAIT!! WAIT!!
Ash: Tough luck.....
SOULCRUSHER- AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! * runs after Dragon Princess and away from the pokemon freaks*
Answering Machine: Remember to review and leave any messages for SOULCRUSHER after the beep. BEEP.....................
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY................
SOULCRUSHER- GET OUT OF MY STORY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: We better get out of here before she explodes.
Pikachu: Pik- Pikachu!* *translation: damn straight*
SOULCRUSHER- OUT, OUT, OUT , OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Ash and Pikachu run out*
SOULCRUSHER- FUCK, THAT WAS SCARY.
Dragon Princess- I know. I'm gonna get those pokemon freaks. * takes out katana and chases after the incredibly stupid pokemon characters*
SOULCRUSHER- WHEN YOU PEOPLE REVIEW PLEASE TELL ME WHAT CHARACTER I SHOULD MAKE DO A SPECIAL APPEARANCE. THE ONE WITH THE MOST VOTES WINS. PLUS, THEY WON'T ONLY BE SAYING THE DISCLAIMER THEY'LL ALSO BE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH ME AND DRAGON PRINCESS. SHIT THE DISCLAIMER I'LL SAY IT FOR THE LAST TIME I DON'T NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY UNLESS I MAKE UP MY OWN WHICH I'M NOT, BUT I MIGHT BE DOING THAT IN THE SEQUEL. DAMN IT!!! I SPOILED SO MUCH. I'LL STOP NOW BEFORE I REVEAL ANYMORE.
Dragon Princess- Die you fucking pokemon freaks!!!! * Dragon Princess runs past*
SOULCRUSHER- ................. DON'T ASK.
Chapter Three: Their apartments weird
" The one Samus told you about, remember??" Marth questioned.
" Oh yeah," Roy replied as he zoned in again." So..... I guess we should just lay around our apartment for a while."
" That's the smartest thing you've said all day," Marth said.
Then, the two of them walked up to their apartment and a bid sign was on it, 'EVICTED' Marth tore down the sign and Roy stuck the key in the door to their apartment.
" Turn, turn, you stupid little key!!" Roy yelled.
He unsheathed his sword and broke the door down with it. They both walked into the apartment through a pile of broken doors. Marth picked up the phone and called the door repair store.
" Yeah, uh..... we need another door. Thank you," Marth said as he hung up the phone. He wearily walked over to the couch while Roy went to his room. Marth fell down on the couch.
" WHAT THE HELL?!?!" Marth yelled.
Then, he picked up a crunched beer can from under him and threw it in a big pile of them.
" Stupid Roy," he muttered as he fell asleep.
After a couple hours Marth woke up and walked over to the fridge. Then, he grabbed a beer from the fridge( not Wily beer) and walked back to the couch. He took a sip of beer and looked at the clock.
" 8:50!!" he yelled, while spitting a stream of beer out of his mouth.
He chugged down the whole can of beer and then ran over to Roy's room. The door wouldn't' when he turned the knob.
" ROY!! ROY!!" he yelled as he banged on the door." Come on," he said to himself," I know."
Marth unsheathed his sword and chopped down the door. Roy was lying on the bed.... NAKED!!! No clothes, no telletubby undies, no nothing!!
" ROY!!!!!!!" he yelled while he covered his eyes.
He woke up and stared at Marth.
" WHAT?" he asked.
" YOU'RE NAKED!!!"he yelled.
Upon hearing this he wrapped himself in his telletubby bed sheets.
" YOU'RE SUCH A BABY!" Marth said.
That's the end of this edition of Roy and Marth's Misadventures. Will Roy ever keep his pants on, will our heroes ever make it to the party?? Find out in the next exciting chapter.
SOULCRUSHER- OKAY ANOTHER BORING CHAPTER BUT DON'T WORRY IT'S LEADING UP TO SOME VERY STRANGE HAPPENINGS INDEED.
Dragon Princess- Yeah like when.....
SOULCRUSHER- * shoves cork into Dragon Princess's mouth* DON'T REVEAL THE PLOT TO EVERYONE.
Dragon Princess- * spits cork out* So you can reveal the plot and I can't?
SOULCRUSHER- OF COURSE..... THIS IS MY STORY.
Dragon Princess- That's it. *runs off to destroy SOULCRUSHER'S house*
SOULCRUSHER- WAIT!! WAIT!!
Ash: Tough luck.....
SOULCRUSHER- AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET AWAY YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! * runs after Dragon Princess and away from the pokemon freaks*
Answering Machine: Remember to review and leave any messages for SOULCRUSHER after the beep. BEEP.....................
SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY................