SOULCRUSHER:*Ahem* I do not and I repeat do not own Super Smash M or any
characters in this story except me. Yes, I do own me...umm wait what's
this??*picks up paper* "In order to keep this story going Soul Crusher has
sold herself to..."
Wait a sec...When did I sell myself?
Zero: Yeah. Umm…you've been gone for a long while. Roy and Marth decided that they needed more money for beer and shit so they sold you.
SOULCRUSHER: And to whom may I ask??
Zero: *evil smirk* Me.
SOULCRUSHER: Awww...crap. Don't I get any say in this??
Zero: Nope.*drags Soul Crusher away* don't worry we'll have lots of fun... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ROY AND MARTH'S MISADVENTURES Chapter Four: The Tournament Commences
*continuing from last chapter* Marth ran out of the room and yelled back at Roy," WE'RE LEAVING IN TWO MINUTES SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES ON!!"
Roy slipped on his armor and grabbed his sword.(oddly enough he had all of his clothes on)
"Let's go!" said Roy as they walked through the door less doorway. They jumped on their horses and rode to S.S.B.M.H.Q.They arrived there at 9:40, and every single character in the game stood their, annoyed at the duo's tardiness.
"Ahem," said Mario as he cleared his throat." Now that we're all here," he said while staring at Roy and Marth in particular," the tournament can begin. I've separated everyone here into their own battle against an opponent." Then, he brought a large chart out. "Everybody's match is here on this chart.." he explained,"…the first match will be Marth vs. Pikachu, the second DK vs. Luigi, third will be Mewtwo vs. Peach,(a.k.a Princess Momo)forth will be Kirby vs. Jigglypuff,(the fight of the puffballs) fifth will be Bowser vs. Link, sixth will be Zelda vs. Game and Watch, the next one will be Falco vs. Pikachu...yadadadada.."(Don't worry, when it get past those battles I'll be announcing the fighters anyway so Mario's blabbing does not matter to you viewers let the story go on)
"What field would you like?" Mario asked, rather politely compared to his usual self.
"Pika-pika!" said Pikachu. (Need a translation…well here you go, {Great Bay})
"What the hell…I'll let the little fuzz ball choose," Marth replied.
"Pika-Pikachu…"({I resent that}...oh, the poor fuzz ball can't curse)
"Fine," Mario said as he waved his hand and transported them to their designated field, Great Bay.
"Ready? Go!!" said the unknown voice.
With that the battle had begun.
"Pika!" yelled Pikachu at the top of his tiny lungs.
A giant stream of lightning engulfed Pikachu's body a sent an electric charge towards Marth. Marth rolled to the left, and dodged the lightning attack. Then, he hits Pikachu five times with his special sword slash attack. Pikachu got up and charged at Marth with his electric spin attack. Marth got hit by the attack, but jumped right back up as though it were nothing. Then, to buy some time he kicked Pikachu to the side, and right after started to charge his sword. By the time Pikachu recovered from the kick it was too late and the sword, fully charged, hit him. He went soaring through the air and he would have lost if he hadn't at the last second done his high jump attack. He landed back on the field and launched a thunder shock attack the second he landed. Marth easily dodged this feeble attempt at an attack. Then, Pikachu ran right up to Marth attempting to use his Thunderbolt attack. Marth realized this was his chance to end the whole match. While Pikachu was summoning the great bolt of lightning Marth slashed his sword at the rodent with all his might. Since the rodent was not ready for this sudden attack, he went flying off the field and had no time to get back up. The match had been won, the victor, Marth.
"Pika!!!!!" the small rat-like rodent yelled as it fell. (Translation: shit!)
Mario appeared and with a wave of his hand they were back at S.S.B.M.H.Q.
"Great battle!" complimented Roy," and you did a great job beating up that weak rodent."
"Pika-Pik-Pikachu. (Translation: Sour winners)
"Awww…the poor rodent is sad," Marth said sarcastically. Makes a face resembling Pikachu and then laughs hysterically.
It ran off with tears in its eyes.
"Pika!" (Translation: Jerks!)
"Boy what a wimp…" teased Roy.
Will this story ever get interesting? Will the wimp Pikachu ever curse at people? Find out in the next episode of…ROY AND MARTH'S MISADVENTURES!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SOULCRUSHER walks in the room with bruises and blood all over her. If you hadn't guessed already yes these were from Zero the maverick hunters.
SOULCRUSHER: Damn that Roy, damn that Marth!! They will both die by my hands!! Why would they sell me off as a part time target for a maverick hunter those morons!! *collapses from all the wounds*
Roy: Wasn't my idea.
Marth: You very well know it was…now let's get her to her next "mission" before she wakes up and kills us.
Roy: Good idea. Let's get going.
Zero: Yeah. Umm…you've been gone for a long while. Roy and Marth decided that they needed more money for beer and shit so they sold you.
SOULCRUSHER: And to whom may I ask??
Zero: *evil smirk* Me.
SOULCRUSHER: Awww...crap. Don't I get any say in this??
Zero: Nope.*drags Soul Crusher away* don't worry we'll have lots of fun... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ROY AND MARTH'S MISADVENTURES Chapter Four: The Tournament Commences
*continuing from last chapter* Marth ran out of the room and yelled back at Roy," WE'RE LEAVING IN TWO MINUTES SO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES ON!!"
Roy slipped on his armor and grabbed his sword.(oddly enough he had all of his clothes on)
"Let's go!" said Roy as they walked through the door less doorway. They jumped on their horses and rode to S.S.B.M.H.Q.They arrived there at 9:40, and every single character in the game stood their, annoyed at the duo's tardiness.
"Ahem," said Mario as he cleared his throat." Now that we're all here," he said while staring at Roy and Marth in particular," the tournament can begin. I've separated everyone here into their own battle against an opponent." Then, he brought a large chart out. "Everybody's match is here on this chart.." he explained,"…the first match will be Marth vs. Pikachu, the second DK vs. Luigi, third will be Mewtwo vs. Peach,(a.k.a Princess Momo)forth will be Kirby vs. Jigglypuff,(the fight of the puffballs) fifth will be Bowser vs. Link, sixth will be Zelda vs. Game and Watch, the next one will be Falco vs. Pikachu...yadadadada.."(Don't worry, when it get past those battles I'll be announcing the fighters anyway so Mario's blabbing does not matter to you viewers let the story go on)
"What field would you like?" Mario asked, rather politely compared to his usual self.
"Pika-pika!" said Pikachu. (Need a translation…well here you go, {Great Bay})
"What the hell…I'll let the little fuzz ball choose," Marth replied.
"Pika-Pikachu…"({I resent that}...oh, the poor fuzz ball can't curse)
"Fine," Mario said as he waved his hand and transported them to their designated field, Great Bay.
"Ready? Go!!" said the unknown voice.
With that the battle had begun.
"Pika!" yelled Pikachu at the top of his tiny lungs.
A giant stream of lightning engulfed Pikachu's body a sent an electric charge towards Marth. Marth rolled to the left, and dodged the lightning attack. Then, he hits Pikachu five times with his special sword slash attack. Pikachu got up and charged at Marth with his electric spin attack. Marth got hit by the attack, but jumped right back up as though it were nothing. Then, to buy some time he kicked Pikachu to the side, and right after started to charge his sword. By the time Pikachu recovered from the kick it was too late and the sword, fully charged, hit him. He went soaring through the air and he would have lost if he hadn't at the last second done his high jump attack. He landed back on the field and launched a thunder shock attack the second he landed. Marth easily dodged this feeble attempt at an attack. Then, Pikachu ran right up to Marth attempting to use his Thunderbolt attack. Marth realized this was his chance to end the whole match. While Pikachu was summoning the great bolt of lightning Marth slashed his sword at the rodent with all his might. Since the rodent was not ready for this sudden attack, he went flying off the field and had no time to get back up. The match had been won, the victor, Marth.
"Pika!!!!!" the small rat-like rodent yelled as it fell. (Translation: shit!)
Mario appeared and with a wave of his hand they were back at S.S.B.M.H.Q.
"Great battle!" complimented Roy," and you did a great job beating up that weak rodent."
"Pika-Pik-Pikachu. (Translation: Sour winners)
"Awww…the poor rodent is sad," Marth said sarcastically. Makes a face resembling Pikachu and then laughs hysterically.
It ran off with tears in its eyes.
"Pika!" (Translation: Jerks!)
"Boy what a wimp…" teased Roy.
Will this story ever get interesting? Will the wimp Pikachu ever curse at people? Find out in the next episode of…ROY AND MARTH'S MISADVENTURES!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SOULCRUSHER walks in the room with bruises and blood all over her. If you hadn't guessed already yes these were from Zero the maverick hunters.
SOULCRUSHER: Damn that Roy, damn that Marth!! They will both die by my hands!! Why would they sell me off as a part time target for a maverick hunter those morons!! *collapses from all the wounds*
Roy: Wasn't my idea.
Marth: You very well know it was…now let's get her to her next "mission" before she wakes up and kills us.
Roy: Good idea. Let's get going.