The Dating Experiment Gone Wrong
Disclaimer: My house was robbed, and the only thing they took was my Yu Yu Hakusho movie set and the first 3 Volumes *sobs* Why me?!?!?! now I don't own it anymore *sniffle* I'm so sad! (lol, j/k)
A/N: Sorry for not updating sooner!!!!! Been....busy, no actually just too lazy and no inspiration to write, been drawing now, I actually just got out of my drawing slump by finally finishing a drawing of (who of all characters...) Hiei! I'm happy now, and I'm currently drawing a picture of Yusuke for my friend, with his hair down and not slicked back, cuz it's all cute and fluffy when it's down....okay, well at least that's what Cherry thinks...okay, okay I think it too!
Anyway, thanks for the reviews everyone! Glad you like it or at least are reading it.
Nabooru the Tempest of Fate: Yes I have read Dragon Singer, actually all of the Harper trilogy and almost all of the Dragonrider of Pern Series. And yes that is where I got my name, and harper is also a nickname for me.
FFF: I don't really know if I'll do a Lemon in this story, I think it's too humor to do a Lemon, this is just a funny fic, plus then I'd have to up the rating to R but then I'd still get reported by someone who shall remain nameless. I also already used Kuwabara in the 1st chapter.
As for a threesome....sorry, but no. Never, threesomes just....weird me out too much, I could never write one even if I tried. I'd be running away screaming if I did...(Oh and as for your first review, you said you never saw Hiei as gay? Just watch the first and second movie, him and Kurama, it's there, definitely there.)
Alright, now on with chapter three!
Oh and no offense to fan-girls in this chapter, come on, it's just for laughs you know? *backs away from rabid growling fan-girls that have flaming pitchforks in hand...* help me...
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Chapter Three: Why Me?
~Hiei's POV~
"Kill me now, oh please just kill me now. When will all this goddamn insanity end?!?! I can't take this much longer! I mean to say WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER!?! OF ALL PEOPLE SHE...SHE SETS ME UP WITH SOME SORT OF RABID GIRL OR SOMETHING! One of the girls that follow Kurama, one of his...what did he call them? Fan-girls, that's right. I knew I should have just killed off his fan club when I had the can, of course when Kurama wasn't looking. Yep. I'm going to kill her, I'm definitely going to kill her. Probably both hers. I can't wait until then, it will be so satisfying when I hear the blade of my sword slice across her throat....
Well, after I kill the damn crazy rabid fan-girl, I won't let her, nor any of them near my Ku ku...." I thought furious and the dammed oar-rider from hell. "And why does she right off think that I'm gay? That just kills down my masculinity a notch. I mean for crying out loud, she must have brain damage or something, or maybe some sort of gay-dar? (I can't remember where I got that from...)
The creature kept staring at me with these crazed eyes...I crossed my arms over my chest and "hn'd" again for about the twentieth time during this supposedly call 'date'. I have the sudden urge to just reach across the table with my hand and clamp it over her neck, strangling her. Why I get these impulses you ask? Let's see, I'm a demon, and I have one hell of a temper, hence me being a fire demon as well. Hm....maybe I could set her on fire like I do the that Baka (of course Kuwabara) That would be...amusing to say the least.
~Rabid Fan-girl who shall now be referred to as Cherry POV~
"Bishy....hehehe *drool* ooooh...bad thoughts...hehehe" *foams at mouth ready to jump the poor unsuspecting fire demon*
~Hiei's POV~
"Oh crap. Now it's foaming at the mouth...." My face twisted into nervousness and oh what the hell, she scared the hell out of me. "Power happy demons I could handle...but nooooo, I can't seem to handle even looking at some rabid ningen girl! I am so disgusted with myself for acting like this. Wait... what? She's moving....Oh Kami!"
"AHHHHH!!! HELP ME! HEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPPPP!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY IT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH-*muffled*" "Now I'm scared out of my demonic mind....Oh hey...what's that smell? OOOOooo! Haziness....pretty colors!"
And then it all went black and I was out cold.
Later....in some dark office...in a building somewhere in Tokyo....
Cackling could be heard throughout the entire floor of the building, oh to hell with it, they didn't care, they owned the building for Kami's sake!
This could only mean one thing....they caught him.
"Excellent..." a voice said from behind a desk, hidden by the shadows, interlacing their fingers together in a very Mr. Burns' like fashion.
"One down, two to go...our mission is one step of the way complete. Where is the one they have caught?" The voice asked.
On the third floor, with security keeping a close watch," from the shadows, the one behind the desk shot an inquisitive look to the informer. "And of course security is under surveillance as well. We don't want to have a mistake like what happened to the last one brought here again." the messenger continued, getting a far away look as remembering what had happened that day...
"Alright, thank you, you may go now." The woman behind the desks' voice interrupted the messenger's memories, they left then.
"And finally...we are finally going to succeed in our plan....isn't that right Mr. Fluffy?" She asked the gray and white ferret that rested in the crook of her arm.
The ferret looked up at her, then lay his head back down and went to sleep.
"The International Secret Society of Fan-girls Extraordinary (ISSFE) will finally take control!!!"
And more cackling could be heard, now, throughout all floors as all fan-girls joined together in cackling as celebration in their first successive step in their super exclusive secret of their secret society. (Yes I know I keep contradicting myself, I'm doing it on purpose.)
The Next Morning....
~Hiei's POV~
I felt myself coming out of deep sleep, I slowly blinked my eyes open, rubbing them immediately because the light and all the white. I sat up on the bed that I was in, thankfully still fully clothed. I heard a voice suddenly.
"Good morning and welcome Hiei."
"Who the hell are you? And where the hell am I?!?!" I yelled, frustration getting the better of me.
"Calm down Hiei. You are now at your new home," and then suddenly I swore that the voice took on an evil tone and it said "forever...*voice cackles insanely and evilly then*"
My eyes widened. "How am I going to get out of this now...?"
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And that's all for chapter three. By Joe! I think we've actually found a plot! Oh no! Not a plot! (Oh the horror) ha. Ha ha. So tell me what you think. Please review!
Oh and on my other account Jade Harper, please go to my Bio and read it. I draw, and I drew characters from YYH and CCS, and I want to know if anyone wants me to e-mail them any of the drawings, I don't mind, if so, e-mail me at jadedragon2878@yahoo.com with which drawing(s) you want to be e-mailed, there is a list of the characters that I have drawn in my Bio on Jade Harper. And please e-mail me back with what you thought of it, you know feed back, if I e-mail you a drawing.
Arigato,
~Menolly
Chapter started: Wednesday, July 16th, 2:57 A.M.
Chapter finished: Wednesday, July 16th, 4:21 A.M.