The Dating Experiment Gone Wrong
Disclaimer: Muwahahahahaha!!!!! I now own the series on DVD! It's mine! ...all mine....*cackles insanely* Oh and I don't own that freaky little song at the end of Nightmare on Elm street, you know, Freddie Crouger? Remember that movie, I haven't seen that in soo long, surprised I still remember the song, took me a minute to remember all of it.
Chapter Four: Oh k'so!
Recap: And we find ourselves in quite a dire situation: Hiei (Poor, poor Hiei) has been captured by merciless rabid fan-girls in the chapter beforehand. Kurama is unbeknownst to the others, distraught with worry and rage about his missing koi. Koemna tole Yusuke and Kuwabara to find Hiei, of course Yusuke and Kuwabara are still 'left in the dark' about Kurama and Hiei. Botan is still psychotic and obsessed with setting Hiei up on yet another date with someone. And now let us see how our favorite fire demon is coping...
~Hiei's POV~
"One, two...Freddie's comin' to get you...three, four...lock the door....five, six...get a crucifix (A/N: Might I add, my mother threatened to crucify me once, she really is running out of creative threats for me now a days...) ...seven, eight...better stay up late...nine, ten...he's coming again." I sang in a small hushed voice, rocking back and forth pathetically in the fetal position.
"Curse Kurama for letting me watch all those baka ningen horror movies! K'so, this place is getting to me quickly..." I thought to myself.
They had his katana and they used wards so I couldn't slit any of their throats or make them burst into flames.
"Damn them." I muttered.
Suddenly, the door swung open and the leader of all of this came into view as she stepped through...: a tall girl with waist length red-brown hair and green-blue eyes strode toward me and stopped about two feet in front of me, looking at me with an evil grin on playing on her face. Another girl, not much shorter, with shoulder-length blond hair and blue eyes was on the taller girls' heels.
"So...."
The first girl started but Hiei cut her off saying,
"Who are you? What do you want?"
"I am Salera, you know, from 'Midnight Waters', one of the authoress' other stories. (A/N: Hehehe, shameless plugging.) And this is my assistant, Krystal." Salera indicated toward the girl behind her, who was practically drooling at the mere sight of me, well, she actually was drooling, Salera handed her a cup and a paper towel to staunch it. I really did not like the gleam in her eyes, it was worse than Botan's. And that's saying something.
"And you are here because....*camera focuses in on face.* ...so you can entertain us. Now pose." Salera finished evilly.
My eyes widened in shock and then I stated indignantly, "No. I refuse." I glared at them, but really I was scared out of my ever-loving-wits.
The blond, Krystal, she seemed to be drooling even more while staring at me hungrily.
"Do it now. Or," the auburn-haired girl turned her head slightly to the side toward Krystal, "...I let 'her' loose..." Krystal had started to foam at the mouth by now and growl lowly, ready to jump Hiei at any moment at Salera's signal
I took a step back, the back of my legs hitting the hideous 'thing' in which they called a bed. It had a hot pink comforter with neon green swirls with lavender sheets. I reluctantly struck a pouty pose that drove the two girls into nearly a dead faint. Unfortunately they didn't so I couldn't escape, instead they whipped out a camera each and started taking snap shots of me, oh Kami I'm afraid.
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After the many horrendous hours of the snap shots, I was finally, and thankfully left alone. Curled up into a ball again, by the window that informed me that there were indeed other prisoners beside me. I would take 100 years in the Rekai Prison any day instead of this.
A while later, all of us were led out of our imprisonment to a big room, filled with chairs and light pouring through the sadly barred windows, which were also covered with wards.
It seems that these ningen girls didn't take any chances.
Damn.
I felt sorry for them. They had been here longer than me.
Suddenly, someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around quickly to find someone who looked vaguely familiar. Maybe it was the vest? Or the big hat, maybe the pointy ears...I don't know.
The somehow familiar stranger invited me to come sit with him and a tall dark haired boy, about 18 or so.
I reluctantly sat down, might as well talk to someone here instead of just staring off into space.
The young boy introduced himself as Touya, of course this surprised me a bit because the only Touya I knew was the Ice Magician Ninja from the Dark Tournament.
And the other, the familiar one, to my surprised introduced himself as...
"I'm Kuronue." I gaped, well, nearly, I had more pride than that. This was Kurama's old partner then? "Hn. Doesn't look so special to me."
"I've been here for nearly 18 years or so, it's hard to keep track here, your always locked up." Kuronue stated, looking around the room dully.
"So you didn't die?" I blurted out, I mentally kicked myself for my lack of tact.
"How did you know? How do you know about my past." He asked, a bit shocked that I knew.
"Uh...A friend." I admitted vaguely, I mean I wasn't lying, not that much anyway.
"Oh? And who might that be?" The other raised an eyebrow inquisitively.
"Kurama........"
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Muwahahaha~ I love leaving a cliffhanger. How will Kuronue take this? How will he react toward Hiei, if he finds out about Hiei and Kurama, will there be fighting? Acceptance? Well you'll just find out in the next chapter, so ha. lol, j/k.
Sorry it's so short, I just felt it needed to end there, it seemed like the right place.
Oh and a big thanks to my faithful reviewers, you stick by me, even if I don't update for about a week...or on my other two fan fics...more than a month...heh, actually, I might be updating on Midnight Waters soon, for those of you who read it.
Oh and I do give some credit to my friends Krystal and Cherry on this story, but mostly for this chapter, for without their insane ideas and expansive imagination, I would have continuous writers block, and never laugh as much as I do now because of their crazy antics.
~Arigato