Ranma Matrix Style
Disclaimer: I don't own Matrix or Ranma. )( are also signs. Like from Genma.
Chapter 2: Going Out
Ranma was sitting on a chair. He was taking a snooze though. There were chains tied around him to the chair. The chair itself was made of metal. He was in a big room; the room belonged to a pretty unused building. The walls were covered with dust and cobwebs. In front of Ranma was a man sitting on a lazy boy recliner. His hands were folded together. He was bald and he had a beard. He looked to be in his early 40's. He wore a leather coat over some black clothes. He wore shades too. At the doorway, the girl and the driver stood guard. The girl was leaning back against the wall resting. Koji was in a bathroom filling up a bucket with icy cold water. (Nothing like a good ol bucket of ice-cold water to wake the punk up.) After he was satisfied with the amount of water in the bucket, he entered the room and spotted the bald man.
"Hey Suzaki, we gonna wake him up now? I got the bucket," Koji asked the bald guy.
"Yeah, sure," Suzaki replied. Koji readied the bucket and splashed Ranma with the cold water. Koji jumped in shock.
"What the hell?!!!" he yelled out loud. Suzaki's eyes widened as Ranma's body transformed into a female one. Ranma stirred a bit.
"Huh?" she said to herself not yet fully awake. The girl standing guard by the door was still resting and was oblivious to what was happening. The driver wanted to know what all the commotion was about since the chair that Ranma was sitting on had its back towards her. She decided to stay though, she would find out soon enough and also because she was lazy. The pig- tailed girl fully gained consciousness and realized something cold was rubbing itself against her skin. It was the chains. "Hey, what is this!" she screamed.
"Calm down," Suzaki ordered.
"What? Who are you!" She struggled against the chains. (Why can't I break them?) Koji noticed this.
"Ha! Those chains are made up of a special metal that cannot be broken! The density of it has been increased than that of your average chain."
"Nyahh!" Ranma made stuck out her tongue at him.
"Are you Ranma?"
"Well who do you think I am?" Her eyes shot open and then she smiled as she realized something. The driver by the door was puzzled with the female voice. (Did I just hear a girl talk over there?)
"How did you do that, turn into girl? Is that a trick or something?" Koji asked.
"No, it's a curse. Who are you guys and what the hell am I doing here!"
"Hey you know, you're actually kind of cute," Koji commented.
"Koji, shut up!!" Suzaki ordered. "Now what is this curse you're talking about?"
"Why should I talk to you? Get me out of these chains!" (I guess I should find out who these guys are before I get out.)
"My name is Suzaki, I'm here to tell you something."
"Like I care."
"Do you know that you are living in a world generated by computers?"
"Heh heh heh, what are you, crazy?"
"This world you're living in doesn't even exist! You're just a human battery for robots that have taken over the world."
"Listen, I don't give a damn about any of this. Let me just get back home or you'll be sorry!"
"Yeah, that sounds really scary. Especially coming from a girl like you," Koji sarcastically added.
"Hey!!! Well you know what? I'm going anyways!" She loosened herself from the chains.
"How the?!" Suzaki yelled. The driver fell down when she saw the girl get up from the chair. Ranma found a window and she jumped through it. She got up from the shower of glass and ran away. (Good thing they splashed me with cold water. I'm smaller in that form! That slackened the chains. I would get them but is Akane okay?)
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Suzaki looked at the broken window.
"That fool! Does she, I mean he, not know that this is the very exact thing the Matrix wants him to do?"
"No, I don't think he does know that since you never really did explain to him about the Matrix," Koji criticized.
"Shut up. He's good, that's why we HAVE to free him. Regardless of any choice."
"May I propose we shove it down his throat?"
"Whatever works."
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"So tired," Ranma said to herself as she opened the door to the Tendo household. She slowly walked up the stairs. "They took me all the way to Okinawa?" Earlier, she had been running for hours until she reached Nerima. She opened the door to Akane's room and peeked inside. Akane was sleeping soundly in her bed. Ranma smiled weakly, she went into her room and slept next to the snoozing panda.
Five minutes later, Kasumi woke up and started to get the house ready.
Ten minutes later, the alarm in Akane's room starting ringing. She slowly opened her eyes and she pressed the snooze button.
"More sleep," she drowsily murmured.
Five minutes later, the alarm ringed again. Akane got up and turned the alarm clock off. She let out a sigh as she made her way over to the bathroom. It was early in the morning and Kasumi had started to make breakfast.
Several minutes later, in the Saotome's room, the panda had awakened and it rubbed its eyes. It's eyes shifted over to Ranma. It raised its arms and grabbed a bag of chips. Then he took out a sign.
(Wake up boy!) The sign had written on it. The girl was still silently sleeping. The panda got out another sign. (Aren't you listening to me!)
"Growf!" The panda grabbed the girl and threw her out into the pond. Splash! The panda walked out of the room munching on the chips.
"Huh? W-w-what?" Ranma squeezed the water out of her hair. As soon as she climbed out she lay on the ground beside the pond and began sleeping. Akane walked down the stairs and saw Ranma lying out in the yard. (What's this?) She quickly ran outside and looked down on the redhead.
"Sometimes you tire me Ranma." She lightly kicked Ranma in the side. She lay sleeping still. "Hmmm." She grabbed the pig-tailed martial artist's shoulder and began shaking her furiously.
"No, more sleep," Ranma shrugged.
"Wake up Ranma!!!" Akane wailed. Ranma looked up.
"You don't have to be so loud 'kane."
"Look at the time! We're going to be late already. Hurry up!" Ranma sighed.
"Okay." Akane was surprised that Ranma had agreed so easily.
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Ranma and Akane were walking along with each other to school. Akane noticed something odd about this.
"Ranma, why aren't you walking on the fence?" Ranma was slouched down. "Hey Ranma!" The redhead slowly lifted her head.
"What?" Akane rolled her eyes.
"Never mind, just hurry up."
"Oh okay." They picked up the pace and continued to walk in silence.
"Akane! Pig-tailed goddess!"
"Oh it's just you, Kuno," Akane realized.
"What is this? My pig-tailed goddess, what has happened? Why are you so down?"
"Oh, I'm just a little tired Kuno. Thanks for caring."
"What?!!" Akane and Kuno shouted at once.
"Oh! My pig-tailed goddess!" Kuno started to hug the redhead. Her eyes shot open.
"Hey!!!" She wrestled her way out of Kuno's grip and kicked Kuno square in the jaw. Akane looked on the situation with familiarity.
"What was THAT Ranma?"
"I was dreaming, I think." The school bell started to ring.
"Damn it Ranma, hurry up!" They started running to school.
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Ranma and Akane were standing outside the classroom holding buckets of water.
"You always make us late," Akane said under her breath. "If you could just wake up for once."
"What do you mean? Don't you remember what happened last night?"
"Yeah, you tried to apologize to me. Ranma, it was so nice of you when you decided to be nice after the wedding but I guess I was wrong."
"That's not what I meant!"
"Then what did you mean?"
"I got kidnapped by these girls and-,"
"Kidnapped by girls? You expect me to believe that? Sounds like some perverted fantasy to me."
"No! Seriously, there were these people in your room and one of them held you by gunpoint. And-,"
"Are you sure weren't dreaming?"
"I could tell whether or not I was dreaming."
"Are you sure? Let me guess, the girls were also Shampoo and Ukyo."
"No! Can you at least hear me out you damn macho chick?" Akane gritted her teeth together.
"Shut up Ranma!"
"Listen to what I have to say first! Stop being so stupid!"
"I'm not stupid!"
"Of course you are, I mean you hit me and say I deserve it! Things aren't always what they seem!"
"Oh, like when Shampoo glomps on you. You don't do anything to push her off! To me, you're just an insensitive jerk who likes stringing your fiancés along. Besides, you do deserve to be hit!"
"Forget about that! Just listen to me right now!"
"Why should I? Just leave me alone." Akane started walking away.
"Hey wait!" A hand placed itself on Ranma's shoulder.
"Just leave her alone for a while, she'll get things sorted out." The pig- tailed girl turned around to see whose hand it was. It was Koji!
"Hey! You're that guy from yesterday!"
"My name is Koji. Just follow me and nobody gets hurt." Ranma chuckled.
"Nobody gets hurt? Are you talking about me or yourself? You must be talking about yourself because you're gonna be in for a world of hurt if you don't get lost."
"Well I have something that might change you mind." Koji reached in his jacket pocket for something.
So how do you like it? R&R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Matrix or Ranma. )( are also signs. Like from Genma.
Chapter 2: Going Out
Ranma was sitting on a chair. He was taking a snooze though. There were chains tied around him to the chair. The chair itself was made of metal. He was in a big room; the room belonged to a pretty unused building. The walls were covered with dust and cobwebs. In front of Ranma was a man sitting on a lazy boy recliner. His hands were folded together. He was bald and he had a beard. He looked to be in his early 40's. He wore a leather coat over some black clothes. He wore shades too. At the doorway, the girl and the driver stood guard. The girl was leaning back against the wall resting. Koji was in a bathroom filling up a bucket with icy cold water. (Nothing like a good ol bucket of ice-cold water to wake the punk up.) After he was satisfied with the amount of water in the bucket, he entered the room and spotted the bald man.
"Hey Suzaki, we gonna wake him up now? I got the bucket," Koji asked the bald guy.
"Yeah, sure," Suzaki replied. Koji readied the bucket and splashed Ranma with the cold water. Koji jumped in shock.
"What the hell?!!!" he yelled out loud. Suzaki's eyes widened as Ranma's body transformed into a female one. Ranma stirred a bit.
"Huh?" she said to herself not yet fully awake. The girl standing guard by the door was still resting and was oblivious to what was happening. The driver wanted to know what all the commotion was about since the chair that Ranma was sitting on had its back towards her. She decided to stay though, she would find out soon enough and also because she was lazy. The pig- tailed girl fully gained consciousness and realized something cold was rubbing itself against her skin. It was the chains. "Hey, what is this!" she screamed.
"Calm down," Suzaki ordered.
"What? Who are you!" She struggled against the chains. (Why can't I break them?) Koji noticed this.
"Ha! Those chains are made up of a special metal that cannot be broken! The density of it has been increased than that of your average chain."
"Nyahh!" Ranma made stuck out her tongue at him.
"Are you Ranma?"
"Well who do you think I am?" Her eyes shot open and then she smiled as she realized something. The driver by the door was puzzled with the female voice. (Did I just hear a girl talk over there?)
"How did you do that, turn into girl? Is that a trick or something?" Koji asked.
"No, it's a curse. Who are you guys and what the hell am I doing here!"
"Hey you know, you're actually kind of cute," Koji commented.
"Koji, shut up!!" Suzaki ordered. "Now what is this curse you're talking about?"
"Why should I talk to you? Get me out of these chains!" (I guess I should find out who these guys are before I get out.)
"My name is Suzaki, I'm here to tell you something."
"Like I care."
"Do you know that you are living in a world generated by computers?"
"Heh heh heh, what are you, crazy?"
"This world you're living in doesn't even exist! You're just a human battery for robots that have taken over the world."
"Listen, I don't give a damn about any of this. Let me just get back home or you'll be sorry!"
"Yeah, that sounds really scary. Especially coming from a girl like you," Koji sarcastically added.
"Hey!!! Well you know what? I'm going anyways!" She loosened herself from the chains.
"How the?!" Suzaki yelled. The driver fell down when she saw the girl get up from the chair. Ranma found a window and she jumped through it. She got up from the shower of glass and ran away. (Good thing they splashed me with cold water. I'm smaller in that form! That slackened the chains. I would get them but is Akane okay?)
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Suzaki looked at the broken window.
"That fool! Does she, I mean he, not know that this is the very exact thing the Matrix wants him to do?"
"No, I don't think he does know that since you never really did explain to him about the Matrix," Koji criticized.
"Shut up. He's good, that's why we HAVE to free him. Regardless of any choice."
"May I propose we shove it down his throat?"
"Whatever works."
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"So tired," Ranma said to herself as she opened the door to the Tendo household. She slowly walked up the stairs. "They took me all the way to Okinawa?" Earlier, she had been running for hours until she reached Nerima. She opened the door to Akane's room and peeked inside. Akane was sleeping soundly in her bed. Ranma smiled weakly, she went into her room and slept next to the snoozing panda.
Five minutes later, Kasumi woke up and started to get the house ready.
Ten minutes later, the alarm in Akane's room starting ringing. She slowly opened her eyes and she pressed the snooze button.
"More sleep," she drowsily murmured.
Five minutes later, the alarm ringed again. Akane got up and turned the alarm clock off. She let out a sigh as she made her way over to the bathroom. It was early in the morning and Kasumi had started to make breakfast.
Several minutes later, in the Saotome's room, the panda had awakened and it rubbed its eyes. It's eyes shifted over to Ranma. It raised its arms and grabbed a bag of chips. Then he took out a sign.
(Wake up boy!) The sign had written on it. The girl was still silently sleeping. The panda got out another sign. (Aren't you listening to me!)
"Growf!" The panda grabbed the girl and threw her out into the pond. Splash! The panda walked out of the room munching on the chips.
"Huh? W-w-what?" Ranma squeezed the water out of her hair. As soon as she climbed out she lay on the ground beside the pond and began sleeping. Akane walked down the stairs and saw Ranma lying out in the yard. (What's this?) She quickly ran outside and looked down on the redhead.
"Sometimes you tire me Ranma." She lightly kicked Ranma in the side. She lay sleeping still. "Hmmm." She grabbed the pig-tailed martial artist's shoulder and began shaking her furiously.
"No, more sleep," Ranma shrugged.
"Wake up Ranma!!!" Akane wailed. Ranma looked up.
"You don't have to be so loud 'kane."
"Look at the time! We're going to be late already. Hurry up!" Ranma sighed.
"Okay." Akane was surprised that Ranma had agreed so easily.
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Ranma and Akane were walking along with each other to school. Akane noticed something odd about this.
"Ranma, why aren't you walking on the fence?" Ranma was slouched down. "Hey Ranma!" The redhead slowly lifted her head.
"What?" Akane rolled her eyes.
"Never mind, just hurry up."
"Oh okay." They picked up the pace and continued to walk in silence.
"Akane! Pig-tailed goddess!"
"Oh it's just you, Kuno," Akane realized.
"What is this? My pig-tailed goddess, what has happened? Why are you so down?"
"Oh, I'm just a little tired Kuno. Thanks for caring."
"What?!!" Akane and Kuno shouted at once.
"Oh! My pig-tailed goddess!" Kuno started to hug the redhead. Her eyes shot open.
"Hey!!!" She wrestled her way out of Kuno's grip and kicked Kuno square in the jaw. Akane looked on the situation with familiarity.
"What was THAT Ranma?"
"I was dreaming, I think." The school bell started to ring.
"Damn it Ranma, hurry up!" They started running to school.
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Ranma and Akane were standing outside the classroom holding buckets of water.
"You always make us late," Akane said under her breath. "If you could just wake up for once."
"What do you mean? Don't you remember what happened last night?"
"Yeah, you tried to apologize to me. Ranma, it was so nice of you when you decided to be nice after the wedding but I guess I was wrong."
"That's not what I meant!"
"Then what did you mean?"
"I got kidnapped by these girls and-,"
"Kidnapped by girls? You expect me to believe that? Sounds like some perverted fantasy to me."
"No! Seriously, there were these people in your room and one of them held you by gunpoint. And-,"
"Are you sure weren't dreaming?"
"I could tell whether or not I was dreaming."
"Are you sure? Let me guess, the girls were also Shampoo and Ukyo."
"No! Can you at least hear me out you damn macho chick?" Akane gritted her teeth together.
"Shut up Ranma!"
"Listen to what I have to say first! Stop being so stupid!"
"I'm not stupid!"
"Of course you are, I mean you hit me and say I deserve it! Things aren't always what they seem!"
"Oh, like when Shampoo glomps on you. You don't do anything to push her off! To me, you're just an insensitive jerk who likes stringing your fiancés along. Besides, you do deserve to be hit!"
"Forget about that! Just listen to me right now!"
"Why should I? Just leave me alone." Akane started walking away.
"Hey wait!" A hand placed itself on Ranma's shoulder.
"Just leave her alone for a while, she'll get things sorted out." The pig- tailed girl turned around to see whose hand it was. It was Koji!
"Hey! You're that guy from yesterday!"
"My name is Koji. Just follow me and nobody gets hurt." Ranma chuckled.
"Nobody gets hurt? Are you talking about me or yourself? You must be talking about yourself because you're gonna be in for a world of hurt if you don't get lost."
"Well I have something that might change you mind." Koji reached in his jacket pocket for something.
So how do you like it? R&R!