Disclaimer: Hey, how was I supposed to know that use of tranquilizers and
stealing of copyrights are illegal?
~!@#$%^&*()_ Lila, didn't we have an -ever so- interesting friendship? ~!@#$%^&*()_
Hi madam -ever so- Lila, If you are reading this then I'm dead and I have to thank you for a whole bunch of stuff, and beg forgiveness for even more, course what do you want to bet I forget most of it while I right this? Well my intentions are good so, don't get mad at me. I want to thank you profusely for not telling Arnold my secret, and for giving me the role of Juliet in the play. Oh speaking of, Football head is gonna drop by Pheebs' house, then yours then possibly even Dr. Bliss's. Poor guy just can't believe black and white ink,,, wait, didn't I write that in phoebe's letter? Oh well,,, I'd also like to beg forgiveness for being -ever so- mean to you over the years. Oh crud there I go, I can't even be nice to you when I'm dead. Well, I can't think of much else to say, except, well, there are two more favors I'd like added to my tab. First of all, give Arnold a chance ok? I know, I know, you only like him, but well, maybe if you got to know him,,, Number two, PLEASE for the sake of the universe, STOP SAYING 'EVER SO'! Wow, you'd think someone like me would be able to write more than that. DARN! How is it when I'm thanking people I manage to think of something else to ask them? Ok, this is the last one I SWEAR! Can you show this note to Phoebe, who is in charge of all my belongings, and have her publish just one of my poems, UNDER HER NAME. Don't let her back out, she needs the publicity, it may force her to come out of shyness.
Remember Arnold deserves his chance, and you were a better friend then I ever gave you credit for
Best wishes,
Helga G. (Geraldine) Pataki
~!@#$%^&*()_ Lila, didn't we have an -ever so- interesting friendship? ~!@#$%^&*()_
Hi madam -ever so- Lila, If you are reading this then I'm dead and I have to thank you for a whole bunch of stuff, and beg forgiveness for even more, course what do you want to bet I forget most of it while I right this? Well my intentions are good so, don't get mad at me. I want to thank you profusely for not telling Arnold my secret, and for giving me the role of Juliet in the play. Oh speaking of, Football head is gonna drop by Pheebs' house, then yours then possibly even Dr. Bliss's. Poor guy just can't believe black and white ink,,, wait, didn't I write that in phoebe's letter? Oh well,,, I'd also like to beg forgiveness for being -ever so- mean to you over the years. Oh crud there I go, I can't even be nice to you when I'm dead. Well, I can't think of much else to say, except, well, there are two more favors I'd like added to my tab. First of all, give Arnold a chance ok? I know, I know, you only like him, but well, maybe if you got to know him,,, Number two, PLEASE for the sake of the universe, STOP SAYING 'EVER SO'! Wow, you'd think someone like me would be able to write more than that. DARN! How is it when I'm thanking people I manage to think of something else to ask them? Ok, this is the last one I SWEAR! Can you show this note to Phoebe, who is in charge of all my belongings, and have her publish just one of my poems, UNDER HER NAME. Don't let her back out, she needs the publicity, it may force her to come out of shyness.
Remember Arnold deserves his chance, and you were a better friend then I ever gave you credit for
Best wishes,
Helga G. (Geraldine) Pataki