To my family (if you deserve the title.),

Look, I hate to say it, but, your gonna be the thing I miss least of all. You see, you weren't exactly,,,Wonderous,,, in fact you guys sucked, I mean look at it. Perfect Olga, always causing me to be overlooked and ignored. The dad of doom, aka, big bob, and mother Miriam, the forgetful almost drove me insane, mom. I mean, do you remember my first day of preschool? Of course not, you were busy fawning over Olga, and her darned piano. I walked 12 blocks, IN THE RAIN, to get there! I got lunch STOLEN from me by a dog! If there was even anything in the box, which I highly doubt! But hey, you guys ARE family, and although I wouldn't go as far as love, per se, but I liked you ok-ish.

Maybe you'll do better next time, it's a coin flip whether you get good mention, your 2nd daughter,

Helga (Not Olga, dad) Geraldine Pataki

Hehe ^_^U I'm really sorry guys, but I was, and still am in a major rut, I mean a 4 month kind of rut, this is really a hard thing to do, I'm just inspiration-less, and Kylie, saying SPOON! Didn't work,,, any good suggestions (or even bad ones) are defiantly accepted!