Alrighty, fans, another goofy song from me. To tell the truth, I don't
really like this song, but when I heard it on the radio, the muse bit me
and is now clinging for dear life, because if I ever get her off I'm gonna
smack 'er silly for making me write this. Anyway, this is a tribute to all
you fuzztakus out there (you know who you are).
Disclaimer: I own squat. No, wait, I don't even own squat! I own NOTHING! NO-THING! Not even a stuffed Ratchet... Not even a Decoy Glove blowup dummy. You think a poor little girl like me makes money? Ha!
She Thinks My Fur Is Sexy
Fighting these 'bots in the hot Veldin sun,
Over by the ship, lordy, here she comes!
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold can of nano,
I make like a rocket but she grabs a-hold,
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust,
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me!
She thinks my fur is sexy;
It really turns her on.
She's always staring at me
While I'm fightin' along.
She likes the way it feels runnin' underneath her hand;
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my tiger stripes.
She's the only one who ever caught up to me 'boardin'!
She thinks my fur is sexy.
We run back and forth until we run out of light;
Hope she'll leave me 'lone and get some rest for the night!
Climb up in the ship, sit and wait for her to leave;
She says she's got a dream - I don't know how it'd work! -
She wants her own fur and a den full of kids!
One more teeny weeny pet before I wrench her off.
She thinks my fur is sexy;
It really turns her on.
She's always staring at me
While I'm fightin' along.
She likes the way it feels runnin' underneath her hand;
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my tiger stripes.
She's the only one who ever caught up to me 'boardin'!
She thinks my fur is sexy.
Well she ain't into guns or buildin' ships,
But if it feels like velvet, man, her eyes light up!
She thinks my fur is....
She thinks my fur is sexy;
It really turns her on.
She's always staring at me
While I'm fightin' along.
She likes the way it feels runnin' underneath her hand;
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my tiger stripes.
She's the only one who ever caught up to me 'boardin'!
She thinks my fur is sexy.
She thinks my fur is sexy.
She thinks my fur is sexy!
Okay, girls, who doesn't agree here? Come on, ten bolts to pet the Lombax! And then ten bolts back if you review! See? Nice little trade off there. That took me very little time... And now, the muse has left, and I must find her and beat some sense into her. Here, musey-musey-musey...
Oh, and yes, you can sing it to the origional tune. I always make sure you can do that. Go have fun at a kareoke club or something.
Disclaimer: I own squat. No, wait, I don't even own squat! I own NOTHING! NO-THING! Not even a stuffed Ratchet... Not even a Decoy Glove blowup dummy. You think a poor little girl like me makes money? Ha!
She Thinks My Fur Is Sexy
Fighting these 'bots in the hot Veldin sun,
Over by the ship, lordy, here she comes!
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold can of nano,
I make like a rocket but she grabs a-hold,
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust,
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me!
She thinks my fur is sexy;
It really turns her on.
She's always staring at me
While I'm fightin' along.
She likes the way it feels runnin' underneath her hand;
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my tiger stripes.
She's the only one who ever caught up to me 'boardin'!
She thinks my fur is sexy.
We run back and forth until we run out of light;
Hope she'll leave me 'lone and get some rest for the night!
Climb up in the ship, sit and wait for her to leave;
She says she's got a dream - I don't know how it'd work! -
She wants her own fur and a den full of kids!
One more teeny weeny pet before I wrench her off.
She thinks my fur is sexy;
It really turns her on.
She's always staring at me
While I'm fightin' along.
She likes the way it feels runnin' underneath her hand;
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my tiger stripes.
She's the only one who ever caught up to me 'boardin'!
She thinks my fur is sexy.
Well she ain't into guns or buildin' ships,
But if it feels like velvet, man, her eyes light up!
She thinks my fur is....
She thinks my fur is sexy;
It really turns her on.
She's always staring at me
While I'm fightin' along.
She likes the way it feels runnin' underneath her hand;
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my tiger stripes.
She's the only one who ever caught up to me 'boardin'!
She thinks my fur is sexy.
She thinks my fur is sexy.
She thinks my fur is sexy!
Okay, girls, who doesn't agree here? Come on, ten bolts to pet the Lombax! And then ten bolts back if you review! See? Nice little trade off there. That took me very little time... And now, the muse has left, and I must find her and beat some sense into her. Here, musey-musey-musey...
Oh, and yes, you can sing it to the origional tune. I always make sure you can do that. Go have fun at a kareoke club or something.