Afroken: Hello hello my mignons! Do you want to see some blood and
guts...in a FUNNY way?? Well you've come to the right story. My good friend
Sam and I have written this for....vous. The story of Kingdom Hearts,
ruined all by two young girls....innocent and sweet...but don't forget the
fact they are PSYCOPATHS! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: We own NOTHING. Not even CLR....And we are not insulting any overweight people out there....just for the sake of this story, that one little chunky ass child will be made fun of. Thank you.
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Kingdom Hearts--The Heist
---On this small, insignificant planet...Earth...There were born two chosen ones....--- **Dramamtic music plays**
---One a raving crazy nutcase...the other a evil genius bent on world domination...Lin and Sam...Enter Stage Left---
**Lin and Sam are on the street making fun of a chubby kid**
Lin: Haha! Lay off the puddin' cups chunky!
Sam: Haha! You're faaaaaaaaaat...*Points and laughs*
Lin: *Nudges Sam. And in a mocking voice* Ahem! Attention ! Attention! We have a lipo-suction patitent in desperate need!!
Sam: *Cracks up*
Boy: *Suddenly burts into flames*
Lin: Holy shit! He spontaneously combusted!!
Sam: Whoa...that was a BIG word for you Lin. *Pats her on the back* I'm proud of you.
**The Flames turning into a GIANT dark....monster...thing...with and AFRO**
Voice from beyond: The closer you get to the light the greater your shadow becomes...
Sam: What the fuck? *Looks around* Who's there!?
Lin: it's GOD! *Cries out of happiness*
Sam: it's not God you asswipe!! *Kicks her in the ass* It's........I don't know who it is...but it's NOT God.!!
Lin: oh...
Voice from beyond: But do not be afraid...*The Monster thingy roars like a beast*
Lin: I AM AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!
Sam: *Screams*
Voice form beyond: You hold the key....*Fades*
Lin: Key? *Take sout her house key* I have my KEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!
Sam: Huh...wonder what that key is for.
**Suddenly they sink into darkness. They get spun and twisted around. It all stops and they appear in the backstreets of Traverse Town**
Lin: Whooooa...I think I'm gonna blow chunks....
Sam: *Edges away*
Rapists: *Slowly approaching them*
Sam: Don't TOUCH meeeeee!!!!
Lin: Take her first! HER FIRST!
Sam: gee...some friend YOU are...
Lin: yeah...I know. *Pats Sam*
**Rapists get BLOWN up by a man in the shadows**
Lin: COOL! More spontaneous combustion!!
Sam: no you asshole!! It was HIM who gone and done it. *Sounds like a hillbilly*
Leon: *Walks out* Thought you might need some help...
Lin: *Whispers loudly to Sam* Is he hitting on us???
Sam:..*gawking* I HOPE SO! hoo hoo!
Leon: What was that?
Lin: Uh..I just said...Did the cow hit the bus.....yeah....that's it..
Sam: yeah and I said....I'm a stupid hoe..I MEAN! WAIT! NOO!
Lin: *Cracking up*
Sam: Oh shut your hole!
Leon: Riiiiight.....I'll be going...now...
Sam: *Clings onto him* Nooooooooooooo! Don't leave us! We're LOOOOOOOOOST! We don't even know where we are!!!
Leon: *Points up big flashing screen that reads "You are in Traverse Town"*
Lin: Now we do,...
Sam: *Shuts her eyes* I can't seeeeeeee it!! So technically...I don't know where we are still! Mwhahahaha....
Leon: Well...I could take you to a motel...
Lin: Is it a cheesy trailer home park? Any chance by a street called 8 Mile Road?
Leon: no...
Lin: JUST wondering! *Innocent Smile*
-------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Afroken: So! That's how it all STARTS. Read and Review if you want a new chapter. but hey I'll put it up even if you don't want it. You buttmuches. I LOVE YOOOOUUUUU!
Disclaimer: We own NOTHING. Not even CLR....And we are not insulting any overweight people out there....just for the sake of this story, that one little chunky ass child will be made fun of. Thank you.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------
Kingdom Hearts--The Heist
---On this small, insignificant planet...Earth...There were born two chosen ones....--- **Dramamtic music plays**
---One a raving crazy nutcase...the other a evil genius bent on world domination...Lin and Sam...Enter Stage Left---
**Lin and Sam are on the street making fun of a chubby kid**
Lin: Haha! Lay off the puddin' cups chunky!
Sam: Haha! You're faaaaaaaaaat...*Points and laughs*
Lin: *Nudges Sam. And in a mocking voice* Ahem! Attention ! Attention! We have a lipo-suction patitent in desperate need!!
Sam: *Cracks up*
Boy: *Suddenly burts into flames*
Lin: Holy shit! He spontaneously combusted!!
Sam: Whoa...that was a BIG word for you Lin. *Pats her on the back* I'm proud of you.
**The Flames turning into a GIANT dark....monster...thing...with and AFRO**
Voice from beyond: The closer you get to the light the greater your shadow becomes...
Sam: What the fuck? *Looks around* Who's there!?
Lin: it's GOD! *Cries out of happiness*
Sam: it's not God you asswipe!! *Kicks her in the ass* It's........I don't know who it is...but it's NOT God.!!
Lin: oh...
Voice from beyond: But do not be afraid...*The Monster thingy roars like a beast*
Lin: I AM AFRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!
Sam: *Screams*
Voice form beyond: You hold the key....*Fades*
Lin: Key? *Take sout her house key* I have my KEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!
Sam: Huh...wonder what that key is for.
**Suddenly they sink into darkness. They get spun and twisted around. It all stops and they appear in the backstreets of Traverse Town**
Lin: Whooooa...I think I'm gonna blow chunks....
Sam: *Edges away*
Rapists: *Slowly approaching them*
Sam: Don't TOUCH meeeeee!!!!
Lin: Take her first! HER FIRST!
Sam: gee...some friend YOU are...
Lin: yeah...I know. *Pats Sam*
**Rapists get BLOWN up by a man in the shadows**
Lin: COOL! More spontaneous combustion!!
Sam: no you asshole!! It was HIM who gone and done it. *Sounds like a hillbilly*
Leon: *Walks out* Thought you might need some help...
Lin: *Whispers loudly to Sam* Is he hitting on us???
Sam:..*gawking* I HOPE SO! hoo hoo!
Leon: What was that?
Lin: Uh..I just said...Did the cow hit the bus.....yeah....that's it..
Sam: yeah and I said....I'm a stupid hoe..I MEAN! WAIT! NOO!
Lin: *Cracking up*
Sam: Oh shut your hole!
Leon: Riiiiight.....I'll be going...now...
Sam: *Clings onto him* Nooooooooooooo! Don't leave us! We're LOOOOOOOOOST! We don't even know where we are!!!
Leon: *Points up big flashing screen that reads "You are in Traverse Town"*
Lin: Now we do,...
Sam: *Shuts her eyes* I can't seeeeeeee it!! So technically...I don't know where we are still! Mwhahahaha....
Leon: Well...I could take you to a motel...
Lin: Is it a cheesy trailer home park? Any chance by a street called 8 Mile Road?
Leon: no...
Lin: JUST wondering! *Innocent Smile*
-------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------- Afroken: So! That's how it all STARTS. Read and Review if you want a new chapter. but hey I'll put it up even if you don't want it. You buttmuches. I LOVE YOOOOUUUUU!