Traverse Town And Beyond
Lin: *Jumping up and down on the bed happily* WHEEEE!! *Bounces higher and hits the ceiling* Aaaaah … PAAAAAAIN …
Sam: Beheheh … so anyways … *Turns to Leon and smiles* Hellooooo … anyways, what do you do around here?? *Raises eyebrows suggestively*
Leon: Well … I … actually, I'm one of those pointless characters that seem cold and heartless and then I give you items … and encourage you.
Sam: I know ONE way you can encourage me … *Winks*
Lin: Aww, poor Leon … he's useless … like monkeys. MONKEYS ARE USELESS … but they make good traveling companions … they eat bugs off their own ass and yours … *Giggles*
**Aeris and Yuffie enter the room**
Lin: *Gasps, shrieks and points* OOOOOOHHHHHH … MYYYYYYYYYY …. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!
Sam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
**Sam and Lin huddle into a corner and point in fear at Aeris**
Lin: SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!
Sam: SHE'S COME BACK, OHHH NOOOOOO!!!
Leon: Well … yes … anyways …
Aeris: Hi, pleased to meet you … *Smiles at Sam and Lin*
Sam: NOT PLEASED TO MEET YOU!!!
Lin: GO BACK TO HELL WHERE YOU CAME FROM!! *In Scottish accent* AND LEAVE THE RABBITS ALONE!
**Sora, Goofy and Donald enter**
Sam: *Shrieks ever more high pitched* OH MY GOD!
Lin: *Points* THE EVIL, THE UNBEARABLE EVIL!
Leon: Hey … that's strange … we've got two teams!
Sam: What speaks of you?
Leon: Well, when I saw you I thought you were the supposed wielders of the key … but looks like he's got the one we're talking about …
Lin: *Holds up her house key* I have a key … *It glows very oddly*
Leon: Woah … that's some weird shit …
Yuffie: I agree … you know, they're probably going to have to face each other …
Sam: HAH! We're going to BEAT YOUR ASSES IN, NO PROBLEMO, BUSTO!
Leon: Well … technically, I'd believe that … but you're supposed to be a team of three …
Sam: *Grabs hold of his arm* Listen fruitcake, you better clam it before I bust a cap in your ass … *Wiggly eyebrows*
Lin: Hold it, hold it Sam … I have a better idea … *Evil glint in eye* GET HIM!!!
Sam; *Grabs a bat from hammer space and smashes him on the head* CONVERT, CONVERT YE HEATHING!
Lin: *Takes out battery operated blow dryer* DON'T MAKE ME TURN YOUR HAIR ALL FLUFFLY-LIKE!! *Points it at people in doorway* C'mon! Get out of the way, git on da floor!
Sam: *In gangster voice* Listen y'all to us, dawgs, and no one'll get a hurting …
**Everyone edges to the other side of the room as Sam desperately struggles to drag Leon out of the room and into the second district of Traverse Town**
Sam: Wooah there, been putting on some weight there, Leon … *Heaves*
Lin: I shall pray to the God of Peanuts and all things salty … *Starts chanting* Aid us make this tub of lard, fruit pie eating, obese hippo of a man turn into a MONKEY!
Leon: *Turns into a monkey*
Sam: *Gasps*
Lin: HE'S BEAUTIFUL!! *Scoops into arms* And I shall call him Mr. Twiddles … and he shall be my Mr. Twiddles …
Sam: Mr. Twiddles, mhmm … right … *Looks the other way and gasps and points* SWEET JESUS OF NAZARETH!!! A SHIP!
Lin: MOSES OF EGYPT!!
Mr. Twiddles: *Still thinks he's Leon and tries to say something but it comes out as monkey noises, gasps … holds throat and cries like a monkey*
Lin: There, there Mr. Twiddles … *Holds him and gives him a peanut*
Sam: WE'RE GUNNA HIJACK OUR RIDE!!!
Lin: YAAAAAAH!
**They all head towards the gummi ship in anticipation and Sora and Goofy and Donald suddenly appear**
Sora: YEAH?? Well we're going to get a better ship than you and WE'RE GOING TO BEAT YOUR BUTT!!
Sam: Butt? That is SO kindergarten!
**Lin and Mr. Twiddles get on the ship and urge Sam to come in**
Lin: *At the wheel, in a low ecstatic hiss* Aaaah … my prrrreciiooouss … THE POOOOOOWER!!! *Suddenly all gangster-like* Yo monkey-man, this is my ride, y'all! I'm going to ride it like a bitch …
Sam: *Had recently entered* No, no you really won't you SICK WEIRDO! *Smacks Lin*
Lin: *Sniffles* … yo ….
Sam: TAAAAAAKE OFFF!!!
**Lin presses random buttons and sends them FLYING into orbit**
Authors' Note: Yeeeah, read and review or we'll do to you what we did to
LEON! AaHAHAAA, REVIEW!!! *Cough
suddenly* Ew, FLEM …