A/N: Yay! My first X-Men Fanfic! Woo! Just remember that Wanda has been brainwashed by MasterMind since this takes place AFTER The Toad, The Witch and The Wardrobe.
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Chapter one: Get out!
"BUZZET! BUZZET! BUZZET! CRASH!!!" Were the noises heard from Wanda's room as her alarm went off. After the third 'BUZZET', she hexed that accursed machine and its circuits danced about on the inside, then the wretched thing combusted!! Leaving a black mark and some flames where it had been. Wanda rolled over in her sheets and sighed. She was still really tired and did not want to get up... but if she didn't, then she'd have the boys knocking on her door. With a yawn and a long stretch, the Witch got up out of bed and went to her dresser drawers. She got out her usual clothes and spread them out on her bed. She began to undo the straps of her nightgown when her door flew open!
"You slept in late, my crimson cutie! But I madeja breakfast in bed!!" Todd Tolensky, also known as Toad, said as he jumped into her room with a tray of not very good-looking items to eat for breakfast. Wanda quickly covered herself by wrapping her arms about her body, then glared at Todd.
"TOAD!!!! GET OUT!!!!" Wanda yelled and the things on the tray exploded conveniently into Todd's eyes. Wanda sent Todd flying out of her room into the hall. The door slammed shut magically.
"Heh... still playin' hard ta get, ey?" Todd asked no one in particular as he slowly stood up. Luckily, he had the body of a plush toy so getting thrown into walls weren't so bad for him. He cleaned up the mess and sat down next to Wanda's door, waiting ever so faithfully for the love of his life.
Fred, who had been sent upstairs to see what was going on, looked at Todd and then at Wanda's door. "Hey, little guy.... Same old thing?" Fred asked Todd.
"Ey, so I'll knock next time, yanno?" Todd said and Fred shook his head. He grabbed Todd by the arm and began to drag him down stairs. "No! I need ta wait fer Wanda, yo!" Todd said as he tried to flee, but Fred was too strong.
"You need to leave the 'lady' alone... you don't need to get hurt." Fred said as he dragged Todd into the other room.
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Mumbling to herself, Wanda came down from her room. She was careful not to walk near the entrance to the door where the boys were as she made her way to the kitchen. But, naturally, Toad heard her and followed her to the kitchen.
"Yo! Sweetie pie! How'dja like ta go for a little walk wit me, eh muffin's?" Toad asked as he leaned against the frame of the door way to the kitchen.. Wanda grabbed an apple and turned around to shoot Todd a dangerous glare.
"Go to hell." Wanda growled as she walked out of the kitchen, pushing past Todd. "I'm going out." Wanda yelled to the other brotherhood members. But none of them protested for fear of Wanda's wrath.... Except for Todd, who, shortly after Wanda exited, hopped out the door in pursuit.
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A/N: Ok, so this is going to be a short story type of thing, all right? I know it's short, but Hell! I think it's funny! Next chappy will be up soon!!!
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Chapter one: Get out!
"BUZZET! BUZZET! BUZZET! CRASH!!!" Were the noises heard from Wanda's room as her alarm went off. After the third 'BUZZET', she hexed that accursed machine and its circuits danced about on the inside, then the wretched thing combusted!! Leaving a black mark and some flames where it had been. Wanda rolled over in her sheets and sighed. She was still really tired and did not want to get up... but if she didn't, then she'd have the boys knocking on her door. With a yawn and a long stretch, the Witch got up out of bed and went to her dresser drawers. She got out her usual clothes and spread them out on her bed. She began to undo the straps of her nightgown when her door flew open!
"You slept in late, my crimson cutie! But I madeja breakfast in bed!!" Todd Tolensky, also known as Toad, said as he jumped into her room with a tray of not very good-looking items to eat for breakfast. Wanda quickly covered herself by wrapping her arms about her body, then glared at Todd.
"TOAD!!!! GET OUT!!!!" Wanda yelled and the things on the tray exploded conveniently into Todd's eyes. Wanda sent Todd flying out of her room into the hall. The door slammed shut magically.
"Heh... still playin' hard ta get, ey?" Todd asked no one in particular as he slowly stood up. Luckily, he had the body of a plush toy so getting thrown into walls weren't so bad for him. He cleaned up the mess and sat down next to Wanda's door, waiting ever so faithfully for the love of his life.
Fred, who had been sent upstairs to see what was going on, looked at Todd and then at Wanda's door. "Hey, little guy.... Same old thing?" Fred asked Todd.
"Ey, so I'll knock next time, yanno?" Todd said and Fred shook his head. He grabbed Todd by the arm and began to drag him down stairs. "No! I need ta wait fer Wanda, yo!" Todd said as he tried to flee, but Fred was too strong.
"You need to leave the 'lady' alone... you don't need to get hurt." Fred said as he dragged Todd into the other room.
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Mumbling to herself, Wanda came down from her room. She was careful not to walk near the entrance to the door where the boys were as she made her way to the kitchen. But, naturally, Toad heard her and followed her to the kitchen.
"Yo! Sweetie pie! How'dja like ta go for a little walk wit me, eh muffin's?" Toad asked as he leaned against the frame of the door way to the kitchen.. Wanda grabbed an apple and turned around to shoot Todd a dangerous glare.
"Go to hell." Wanda growled as she walked out of the kitchen, pushing past Todd. "I'm going out." Wanda yelled to the other brotherhood members. But none of them protested for fear of Wanda's wrath.... Except for Todd, who, shortly after Wanda exited, hopped out the door in pursuit.
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A/N: Ok, so this is going to be a short story type of thing, all right? I know it's short, but Hell! I think it's funny! Next chappy will be up soon!!!