Chapter 2: At the Coffee house

Wanda stormed out of the brotherhood house down the street towards the coffee house. Meanwhile, Todd wasn't too far behind her. As he watched his red beauty go into the shop, he was debating on how he should go in there.. But then, just in time, he saw his old pal Kurt! Todd quickly hopped over to him.

"Hey, ol'buddy ol'pal!" Todd said.

"Ah.. Vat do you vant, Toad?" Kurt asked as he tried to walk away as quickly as he could from Todd... that smell was offensive!

"Jus' a favor, yo!" Todd said and pushed Night Crawler into an alleyway. "I need to borrow that fancy watch you got, yanno!" Todd said hopefully. Kurt rolled his eyes and looked down at his watch, which was on at the moment.

"Doez zis 'ave anything to do vith Vanda?" Kurt asked then shook his head. "No! You can't use it!" Kurt said and pushed past Todd to walk away, but Todd used his long tongue to grab the watch off of Kurt's wrist, then jump up the wall. "Toad!" Kurt yelled and teleported himself to the roof of the building he looked down while trying to hide himself from the public eye, but couldn't find Todd... he had disappeared! "Zat little... AHH!" Kurt yelled in frustration. "Vhen I vind 'im..."

Todd had jumped the wall of the alleyway and had stood on the edge of the building for a moment.. before he lost balance and fell inside a dumpster... normally, he would be looking for lunch, but right now he was programming the watch so he would look like Wanda's gorgeous prince charming! "Ok... Black hair.... Uh.... Black eyes..... Dark clothes.... OK!" Todd said to himself as he set the watch and put it on. He turned the watch on and Todd disappeared! Replacing him, was a good looking Gothic adolescent who was now making his way to the coffee house where his snookums is.

Todd walked into the coffee shop and put on his character. He acted and walked very differently as he went over to the counter and ordered himself a small cup of Joe. He looked around and saw that Wanda was sitting at the bar/counter and walked over to her. He took a seat next to her smoothly.

"Hi, there. Nice place, huh?" Todd asked. Wanda glanced over at him with a sideways look, then looked back at her cup.

"Yeah, whatever...." Wanda said, than she did a double take to look over at the one sitting next to her again. Her eyes widened slightly, then she quickly devoted all of her attention to her coffee cup once more. "It's ok." Wanda mumbled, and Todd laughed.

"Yanno, it's always nice to find a place to be alone..... But you always have to have some one to talk to on occasion." Todd said in a charming voice... that actually was charming! Wanda felt herself give him a half smile.

"But sometimes people can talk too much." Wanda said and took a drink of her coffee. Todd and Wanda talked a little bit more and the people around them slowly disappeared, going their separate ways as the bell over the door constantly rang. After most of the people had left, there was a final ring and a strange 'BAMF' sound.....

"I'll be taking zis!" Kurt said as he 'bamfed' onto the stool right next to Todd's and took the image inducer. Todd returned to his normal self and Kurt stuck out his tongue. Kurt 'bamfed' out of the coffee shop, but not before throwing the clumsy Toad off balance..... Making him fall right on Wanda and knocked her down with him. He not only spilt his coffee on her, but he fell face first onto her chest as he landed on top of her.

"TOAD!!!" Wanda yelled as she hexed Todd off of her and to the ceiling. After making a large indent of himself up on the ceiling, he was attacked left and right by chairs, tables, and hot liquid.

"No!! Yo! Snoodles! Babe cakes! I was jus' tryin' ta talk to yas! NO! Don't hurt me! I love yas!!" Todd said as he was trying to dodge the objects that his 'true love' was trying to kill him with. Soon, Wanda walked out of the coffee shop and towards the brotherhood house with a hotter temper than the coffee that was now spilled down the front of her scarlet shirt. And the poor love sick Toad followed her back, but he kept his distance. By the time Todd had reached the outside sidewalk of the boarding house, it was already late noon. Todd had taken his time walking around and nearly got ran over by about 3 cars for not watching where he was going... and daydreaming about Wanda, so he had an excuse!

Todd looked up at the window that he knew was his Babe-Cakes' room and saw that it was open. Immediately, Todd's mouth dropped to the floor as he ran closer to the house. He was now standing on what dead grass the brotherhood had left and had a perfect view of the inside of Wanda's room. Todd's eyes went wide as he realized what was going on. She was getting dressed!!!!

'I love yas, babe cakes!' Todd thought to himself as he grinned wide. Wanda just took off her shirt and she was in her underwear!!! This day is a blessed day in Toad's mind as he began to drool. "Ah.... I think I'm gonna faint...." Toad said to himself. But then, Wanda looked out her window and screamed.

"TOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wanda yelled so loud she thought the entire house could hear her. She quickly ducked out of sight and came back up with a shirt covering her front as she pointed down at Toad.

"Uh oh." Todd said as he tried to make a getaway, but the dead grass was ignited and a raging fire tried to make burnt toad for dinner. "Ahhh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

A/N: Alrighty, whatcha think so far, eh? Review fer me!!! Please?

--AJ