A/N: YAY!! I have a review!!! Yay! I swear all I wanted was just for one person to review!! Yayness!! Thank you thank you thank you!! Oh yeah! I practically drool every time I think about Todd as a Goth... drools over keyboard But you also gots ta love him as he is, yanno!!!! Big grin
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Chapter 3: The Kitchen of Hell
Todd stumbled into the brotherhood house looking like he was well done right out of the oven. Todd drug himself into the living room where Pietro and Blob were playing cards and Lance was just watching TV. The poor frogger sat down on the floor and shook his head trying to get all the soot out of his dirty blonde hair. He wiped the blackness off his face with the sleeve of his shirt. The other boys looked at him and couldn't help but to laugh at him. Pietro 'zoomed' over to where Todd was.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, spying on my sister again, are you? Tut, tut, tut, you should know better than that by now!" Pietro mused, then his expression got darker. "Just stay away from my sister, Toad!"
"I can take care of myself, brother." Wanda's voice came from behind Todd. She didn't stop to chat; she just kept walking to the kitchen. She was wearing her tight crimson pants with a blank tank top. Todd perked up and looked behind him.
"Come on, cuddle bumps! Let's kiss and make up, yo! I'm sorry!" Todd said as he hopped over to and in front of Wanda. The boys moved to the doorway to watch the action.
"Out of my way." Wanda growled as she clenched her fists.
"But poopsy! Don't tell me you didn't like that last one!" Todd said arrogantly. He put his hands behind his head and leaned against the wall in his 'I'm so cool' pose. "I know you are just dying to get another one. pucker up!" Todd said and a burst of laughter could be heard from the other 3 boys who were watching.
"You actually kissed Toad?!?!" Lance said and held his sides.
"Did you think he was gonna turn into a prince or what?!" Pietro asked as he laughed and laughed with the other two boys. Wanda looked at Todd, then at the crowd of idiots that dared laugh at her. She moved her hand in front of her and all four boys flew backwards against the farthest wall at the end of the hall. Pietro and Lance hit it first side by side, then Fred smashed into it right in the middle of them. Then Todd was thrown right into Blob's face! The boys groaned painful groans... but mostly from Pietro and Lance who got squished by the unmovable and unstoppable Blob.
"I need to rinse my mouth out." Wanda muttered to herself as she walked into the kitchen. She got herself a glass of tap water and leaned up against the sink with her back the room. Flies and some bugs moved around in the kitchen, but that didn't really bother her. What DID bother her was the Toad-man hopping into the room and jumped on the table. Even though she knew he was there, Wanda kept her back to him and continued to stare out the window above the sink.
"Listen Angel face, I'm sorry! A'ight? I'm sorry! What can I do ta say I'm sorry?" Todd pleaded, but Wanda just took a drink from her glass. Todd eyed the bugs in the kitchen with a hungry eye, and naturally, the bugs around Wanda seemed to insult her in his mind. "I know! I can make it up to you, my little honey bunches of sweets!" He said in his most charming voice.
"Hmph. How are you going to do that if you keep following me?!" Wanda asked and still didn't move.
"It's easy, yo!" Todd said as he carefully eyed a HUGE fly buzzing around. "But I can't tell yas!" Todd said and he let his extremely long tongue out and caught the fly..... but the fly had landed on Wanda, and the part that it, (and Todd's tongue), landed on wasn't the best of places for Todd's situation. He had 'spanked' her butt with his tongue! Todd was in such a state of shock by his own actions he didn't recall his tongue so it remained on Wanda's back pocket.
The glass in Wanda's hand broke.
About five minutes later, Lance was going towards the kitchen for some chips and spotted Todd on the floor. Todd had his entire tongue wrapped around him like a rope and it was even knotted at his shoes! Lance rolled his eyes and pulled out a pencil from his back pocket. He undid the knot from a safe distance (and avoided touching the tongue) and Todd's dry tongue went back into his mouth after unwinding.
"Alright, what did you do now, Toad?" Lance asked as Todd sat up.
"It wasn't none o' my fault! I was jus' tryin' ta get some late lunch and Wanda was right there!! I mean I didn't want the fly ta land on her crimson hiney!" Todd said.
"You spanked her?!" Lance asked in disbelief. "I surprised you're alive!"
"I didn't do it on purpose, yo!!" Todd said.
"Yeah, right.... What ever, Toad. What were you doing in there, then?"
"I jus' wanna think o' a way ta say sorry!" Todd said.
"Why don't you just give her an "I'm sorry" note or something. Chicks dig those." Lance said and walked into the kitchen. Todd stood up and smiled widely. He went up into his room to form his ultimate plan.....
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Chapter 3: The Kitchen of Hell
Todd stumbled into the brotherhood house looking like he was well done right out of the oven. Todd drug himself into the living room where Pietro and Blob were playing cards and Lance was just watching TV. The poor frogger sat down on the floor and shook his head trying to get all the soot out of his dirty blonde hair. He wiped the blackness off his face with the sleeve of his shirt. The other boys looked at him and couldn't help but to laugh at him. Pietro 'zoomed' over to where Todd was.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, spying on my sister again, are you? Tut, tut, tut, you should know better than that by now!" Pietro mused, then his expression got darker. "Just stay away from my sister, Toad!"
"I can take care of myself, brother." Wanda's voice came from behind Todd. She didn't stop to chat; she just kept walking to the kitchen. She was wearing her tight crimson pants with a blank tank top. Todd perked up and looked behind him.
"Come on, cuddle bumps! Let's kiss and make up, yo! I'm sorry!" Todd said as he hopped over to and in front of Wanda. The boys moved to the doorway to watch the action.
"Out of my way." Wanda growled as she clenched her fists.
"But poopsy! Don't tell me you didn't like that last one!" Todd said arrogantly. He put his hands behind his head and leaned against the wall in his 'I'm so cool' pose. "I know you are just dying to get another one. pucker up!" Todd said and a burst of laughter could be heard from the other 3 boys who were watching.
"You actually kissed Toad?!?!" Lance said and held his sides.
"Did you think he was gonna turn into a prince or what?!" Pietro asked as he laughed and laughed with the other two boys. Wanda looked at Todd, then at the crowd of idiots that dared laugh at her. She moved her hand in front of her and all four boys flew backwards against the farthest wall at the end of the hall. Pietro and Lance hit it first side by side, then Fred smashed into it right in the middle of them. Then Todd was thrown right into Blob's face! The boys groaned painful groans... but mostly from Pietro and Lance who got squished by the unmovable and unstoppable Blob.
"I need to rinse my mouth out." Wanda muttered to herself as she walked into the kitchen. She got herself a glass of tap water and leaned up against the sink with her back the room. Flies and some bugs moved around in the kitchen, but that didn't really bother her. What DID bother her was the Toad-man hopping into the room and jumped on the table. Even though she knew he was there, Wanda kept her back to him and continued to stare out the window above the sink.
"Listen Angel face, I'm sorry! A'ight? I'm sorry! What can I do ta say I'm sorry?" Todd pleaded, but Wanda just took a drink from her glass. Todd eyed the bugs in the kitchen with a hungry eye, and naturally, the bugs around Wanda seemed to insult her in his mind. "I know! I can make it up to you, my little honey bunches of sweets!" He said in his most charming voice.
"Hmph. How are you going to do that if you keep following me?!" Wanda asked and still didn't move.
"It's easy, yo!" Todd said as he carefully eyed a HUGE fly buzzing around. "But I can't tell yas!" Todd said and he let his extremely long tongue out and caught the fly..... but the fly had landed on Wanda, and the part that it, (and Todd's tongue), landed on wasn't the best of places for Todd's situation. He had 'spanked' her butt with his tongue! Todd was in such a state of shock by his own actions he didn't recall his tongue so it remained on Wanda's back pocket.
The glass in Wanda's hand broke.
About five minutes later, Lance was going towards the kitchen for some chips and spotted Todd on the floor. Todd had his entire tongue wrapped around him like a rope and it was even knotted at his shoes! Lance rolled his eyes and pulled out a pencil from his back pocket. He undid the knot from a safe distance (and avoided touching the tongue) and Todd's dry tongue went back into his mouth after unwinding.
"Alright, what did you do now, Toad?" Lance asked as Todd sat up.
"It wasn't none o' my fault! I was jus' tryin' ta get some late lunch and Wanda was right there!! I mean I didn't want the fly ta land on her crimson hiney!" Todd said.
"You spanked her?!" Lance asked in disbelief. "I surprised you're alive!"
"I didn't do it on purpose, yo!!" Todd said.
"Yeah, right.... What ever, Toad. What were you doing in there, then?"
"I jus' wanna think o' a way ta say sorry!" Todd said.
"Why don't you just give her an "I'm sorry" note or something. Chicks dig those." Lance said and walked into the kitchen. Todd stood up and smiled widely. He went up into his room to form his ultimate plan.....