A/N: Ok. So some of you might be uttering curse words at me for that (shame on you, didn't your mother teach you anything? Oh, wait, it's not your mom's fault, you just didn't listen. Unless she's a sailor, in which case we know where you got your mouth). Anyway, the point here is for those of you who weren't quite tracking with me is that only the first paragraph of Chapter 1 and the last half of Chapter 7 are real. The rest is Nick's dream. Did anyone catch how his shirt kept coming up? Perhaps Nicky is a little too preoccupied with his clothes. He does dress well, now doesn't he? Perhaps I can be persuaded to write a sequel, but I'm leaving on vacation in 3 days, so you'll just have to wait until I get back. (I'm pretty sure there aren't too many computers where I'm going in Africa). (