New Comer Chapter 2
By. Evil Sorata
Authors Note: Yes Chapter 2 of my Love Hina saga. More Keitaro bashing with me getting bashed also. Yet Motoko is trying to kill me or even kill me. I hope yall like it. (Yes im a Texan)
Current Music- Nelly Air Force Ones
[Next Morning]
Me: ::yawn:: oh man I cant believe I slept in the streets again. ::looks around:: what am I doing in this house did I break in? Well would be the
first time. ::thinks:: oh yeah I remember this is a girls dorm and the girls let me stay here to be the apartment manager with Keitaro I think it was. Also I saw that beautiful girl. I think her name was Motoko wow she
was a goddess. ::falls to the floor looking at the ceiling.::
[I hear a scream outside and see someone flying into orbit.]
Me: Whoa what the hell!?
Naru: That's for trying to feel me up you pervert.
[Naru see's me]
Naru: Oh good morning
[I have a scared look on my face.]
Me: Uhhh... morning. What was that?
Naru: Oh that always happens he always gets pummeled by us and manages to
survive.
Me: I think you went too far I doubt he will survive that.
Naru: Well just wait and see.
Me: Ok
Su: Hey Jazzy!
Sarah: Hey!
Me: Huh?
[Su jump kicks me in the face & Sarah punches me in the face, & I fly out
the window and hit my head on a rock.]
Kitsune: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Shinobu & Naru run out.]
Shinobu: Oh my god!
Naru: What happened?
Sarah: Uhh that would be our fault.
Su: Yeah
Naru: In case yall forgot he might not be immortal like Keitaro that dork.
Su: Sorry we forgot.
Naru: Well don't do it again!
[Naru runs out to check on me. Between all the yelling my blood is on the rock I hit and my body is on the ground. So she brings some bandages for my
head.]
Naru: Hey you alright?
Me: Uhhh y-yeah I guess so except I feel a little light headed.
[Keitaro falls from orbit and lands in the hot springs.]
Naru: Ah there's Keitaro now.
[I follow Naru to the hot springs while I bandage my head.]
Me: Well I'll be dammed.
Naru: So I told you he'd survive.
Me: Ugh yeah whatever you say.
[I forget about Keitaro because now I know he is immortal. I go back to my room and grab my cd player and my mixed cd to put in my cd player and I put
my head phones on and start playing the music. I go out to the balcony where Shinobu hangs the cloths and I just sit on the step listening to my
music.]
Note: In real life when I have my head phones on I can't hear a damn thing.
It's true.
Motoko: Hey what are you doing there?
Me: [Silence]
Motoko: Hey are you listening?
Me: [Still silence]
Motoko: Grrr
[She swings her sword at my face. I catch a glimpse of it and push of the
steps with my fight into a back flip to evade her slash.]
Motoko: Finally I get your attention.
[I take off my headphones and turn off my music.]
Me: Huh?
Motoko: Iv been trying to get your attention for some time now.
Me: Oh uh sorry I can't hear anything when my music is playing and my
headphones on.
Motoko: Stop lying you were spying on me to learn my sword technique!
Me: Why would I when I have my own sword technique?
Motoko: So you can counter it with your technique.
Me: Nice guess ill give you that.
Motoko: It's not a guess it's the truth!
Me: No it was a guess why would I learn your sword technique when im just sitting there with my eyes opened my head straight forward, listening to my
music, and not even knowing you were there?
Motoko: Grrrrr. Just go away while I train. Also keep your head phones off
so I won't have to kill you trying to get your attention.
Me: Will do. Heh.
[I leave the balcony and turn on my cd player with my headphones off.]
Note: Another note my music is always loud and basically everyone can hear
it. At school it happens one end of the commons area to the other end
people can hear it clearly.
[I walk into another room where Naru and Keitaro are watching TV. I hide behind a corner because I suspect something is going to happen. I also turn
of my cd player for silence.]
Me: [Quietly]hmmmm
[Keitaro leans closer to Naru turns her head and they are about to kiss then I accidentally turn on my cd player and Mudvayne's Dig song is blaring
out of my headphones.]
Me: Oh shit I should've put it on hold so this wouldn't happen.
Naru: Hey!
Me: Oh shit!
Keitaro: What were you doing?
Me: Uh I was just passing through.
Naru: Yeah sure likely story.
Me: [in my head] Oh shit im dead. Im so dead.
[Naru comes over to me and whispers in my ear.]
Naru: If you won't tell anybody about this then we won't kick you out.
Deal?
Me: I nod my head.
By. Evil Sorata
Authors Note: Yes Chapter 2 of my Love Hina saga. More Keitaro bashing with me getting bashed also. Yet Motoko is trying to kill me or even kill me. I hope yall like it. (Yes im a Texan)
Current Music- Nelly Air Force Ones
[Next Morning]
Me: ::yawn:: oh man I cant believe I slept in the streets again. ::looks around:: what am I doing in this house did I break in? Well would be the
first time. ::thinks:: oh yeah I remember this is a girls dorm and the girls let me stay here to be the apartment manager with Keitaro I think it was. Also I saw that beautiful girl. I think her name was Motoko wow she
was a goddess. ::falls to the floor looking at the ceiling.::
[I hear a scream outside and see someone flying into orbit.]
Me: Whoa what the hell!?
Naru: That's for trying to feel me up you pervert.
[Naru see's me]
Naru: Oh good morning
[I have a scared look on my face.]
Me: Uhhh... morning. What was that?
Naru: Oh that always happens he always gets pummeled by us and manages to
survive.
Me: I think you went too far I doubt he will survive that.
Naru: Well just wait and see.
Me: Ok
Su: Hey Jazzy!
Sarah: Hey!
Me: Huh?
[Su jump kicks me in the face & Sarah punches me in the face, & I fly out
the window and hit my head on a rock.]
Kitsune: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Shinobu & Naru run out.]
Shinobu: Oh my god!
Naru: What happened?
Sarah: Uhh that would be our fault.
Su: Yeah
Naru: In case yall forgot he might not be immortal like Keitaro that dork.
Su: Sorry we forgot.
Naru: Well don't do it again!
[Naru runs out to check on me. Between all the yelling my blood is on the rock I hit and my body is on the ground. So she brings some bandages for my
head.]
Naru: Hey you alright?
Me: Uhhh y-yeah I guess so except I feel a little light headed.
[Keitaro falls from orbit and lands in the hot springs.]
Naru: Ah there's Keitaro now.
[I follow Naru to the hot springs while I bandage my head.]
Me: Well I'll be dammed.
Naru: So I told you he'd survive.
Me: Ugh yeah whatever you say.
[I forget about Keitaro because now I know he is immortal. I go back to my room and grab my cd player and my mixed cd to put in my cd player and I put
my head phones on and start playing the music. I go out to the balcony where Shinobu hangs the cloths and I just sit on the step listening to my
music.]
Note: In real life when I have my head phones on I can't hear a damn thing.
It's true.
Motoko: Hey what are you doing there?
Me: [Silence]
Motoko: Hey are you listening?
Me: [Still silence]
Motoko: Grrr
[She swings her sword at my face. I catch a glimpse of it and push of the
steps with my fight into a back flip to evade her slash.]
Motoko: Finally I get your attention.
[I take off my headphones and turn off my music.]
Me: Huh?
Motoko: Iv been trying to get your attention for some time now.
Me: Oh uh sorry I can't hear anything when my music is playing and my
headphones on.
Motoko: Stop lying you were spying on me to learn my sword technique!
Me: Why would I when I have my own sword technique?
Motoko: So you can counter it with your technique.
Me: Nice guess ill give you that.
Motoko: It's not a guess it's the truth!
Me: No it was a guess why would I learn your sword technique when im just sitting there with my eyes opened my head straight forward, listening to my
music, and not even knowing you were there?
Motoko: Grrrrr. Just go away while I train. Also keep your head phones off
so I won't have to kill you trying to get your attention.
Me: Will do. Heh.
[I leave the balcony and turn on my cd player with my headphones off.]
Note: Another note my music is always loud and basically everyone can hear
it. At school it happens one end of the commons area to the other end
people can hear it clearly.
[I walk into another room where Naru and Keitaro are watching TV. I hide behind a corner because I suspect something is going to happen. I also turn
of my cd player for silence.]
Me: [Quietly]hmmmm
[Keitaro leans closer to Naru turns her head and they are about to kiss then I accidentally turn on my cd player and Mudvayne's Dig song is blaring
out of my headphones.]
Me: Oh shit I should've put it on hold so this wouldn't happen.
Naru: Hey!
Me: Oh shit!
Keitaro: What were you doing?
Me: Uh I was just passing through.
Naru: Yeah sure likely story.
Me: [in my head] Oh shit im dead. Im so dead.
[Naru comes over to me and whispers in my ear.]
Naru: If you won't tell anybody about this then we won't kick you out.
Deal?
Me: I nod my head.