TOBIAS'S SECRET
By Silver Wolf
NEW CHARACTERS FOR THIS CHAPTER
ELLIMIST: An omnipotent being from the Animorph universe. He appears in this fic as a glowing blue old man with electric pink hair (Thanks to Tobias). Likes to hire Tobias for certain jobs. Hangs out with either Tobias or Sirius. Knows Tobias's secret.
CRAYAK: Another omnipotent being from the Animorph universe. In this fic he appears as a tall figure in a hooded black cloak. All that can be seen from underneath the hood are a pair of glowing red eyes (which change to green occasionally - Tobias got bored one day...). Hangs out with Remus. Knows Tobias's secret.
DRODE: Crayak's alien slave. In this fic he appears as an orange koala (again, thanks to a very bored Tobias with help from Fred and George.). Likes to hang out with Harry. Knows Tobias's secret.
VISSER THREE: The leader of the Yeerk invasion on Earth. Has an Andalite host body. Is married to Kyra. Loves playing Monopoly because he can beat Chapman. Knows Tobias's secret.
KYRA: Visser Three's human wife. Not a controller. She is Marco's cousin. Knows Tobias's secret.
CHAPMAN: The Animorphs assistant principal who sucks at Monopoly. He is Visser Three's right hand Yeerk. Knows Tobias's secret.
MELISSA: Chapman's daughter who is also a controller. Loves shopping and her cat Fluffer McKitty. Knows Tobias's secret, but is also the only person who knows how Tom knew it.
ARBRON: As Tobias began to speak..........three new characters suddenly appeared.
ELLIMIST: No! You cant tell them here Tobias!
DRODE: Or at all.
TOBIAS: Why the hell not???
CRAYAK: Because (leans over to whisper in Tobias's ear.)
DRODE: That's why not.
TOBIAS: I don't care if the readers find out! SW wanted to me to tell them last chapter!
ELLIMIST: (Sighs) Oh fine then, spill your bloody secret to the world, see if I care.
TOBIAS: Ellimist, if you didn't care you wouldn't even be here. But I have to tell them, you know that.
CRAYAK: Oh for shame! Humour here people, humour! Don't forget to laugh! Are you trying to make this a drama fic or something???
TOBIAS: You three are the ones who came barging in and telling me what to do!
DRODE: Well, don't let us stop you from ruining your perfect career.
TOBIAS: Okay, I wont. (Turns back to his friends) Guys, I work for Silver Wolf.
CRAYAK: Keep going; don't keep 'em in suspense.
TOBIAS: (Gives Crayak a weird look) Whatever. I'm an Inter-Universal Spy.
(Silence)
(Five minutes pass)
CHRISTOPHER: (Blinks) A what?
TOBIAS: An Inter-Universal Spy. Which means I go into all the different fictional universes and find out stuff for SW.
REMUS: Don't forget the rest of it! You've got them curious now!
TOBIAS: Remus, how often do you hang out with Crayak?
REMUS: Um, pretty often.
TOBIAS: (Rolls eyes) Don't elaborate or anything.
CRAYAK: We get together at least once a week. I mean, Remus has no life, and I have no career except fanfiction.
DRODE: And all that evil lord of the universe stuff.
CRAYAK: That's not a career, that's my hobby.
TOBIAS: Bugger. Anyway, (turns to the Animorph + EverWorld characters) I'm also working for several other people. But the main thing, other than the spy stuff, is that since my mother was a witch, I possess magical talent.
AX: But...coupled with your Andalite father, the results would be... well, to put it bluntly, amazingly powerful magic.
RACHEL & APRIL: Ax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARCO: Bang!
AX: What?
MARCO: You didn't play with your words.
AX: What do you think I am, a social retard? Do you really think that I would still play with my words after all my time on Earth? I listen to all of you speaking, and the sounds no longer entertain me.
(Silence)
ARBRON: Everyone stared at him due to his unflawed English. Hell, he even had an English accent!
TOBIAS: Does everyone understand what my secret is?
JAKE: Yep, you're an Inter-Universal Spy for SW, your mother was a witch and your father was an Andalite, and you have amazing magical talent.
DAVID: Not to mention that you also do work for other people when they pay you, but you answer only to SW. Also, you forgot to mention that you are also an assassin.
TOBIAS: How the hell did you know that???
DAVID: (Dryly) Loki tried to pay you to assassinate us EverWorlders.
TOBIAS: Oh yeah. I couldn't do it because you guys are the main characters of the series.
ARBRON: Tobias told them all more details of his work, but as they're all pretty boring we're not going to go into all of them. Even though it was rather obvious that something had happened to one of the Animorphs and one of the EverWorlders, no one noticed the change because they were too preoccupied with Tobias. Meanwhile, back in Brickie's secret lair...
BRICKIE: (singing) Yeah, I'm so evil! I am the evilest guy in the world! I am the most evil! I am an evil brick! I will rule the world! I will I will I will!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah! I am so bloody evil! Uh huh, I am evil! I have evil intentions! I have aspirations for world domination! Yeah, that's right, I'm evil! I'm more evil that Crayak! I'm more evil than yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I have an evil purpose! Yeah, I'm more evil than Silver Wolf, I am -
HARRY: Would you shut up!!!!!!!!!!
BRICKIE: (hurt) You don't like my song? (Pouts)
HARRY: No! (Shudder) It sounds like something Voldemort might sing.
BRICKIE: Who asked your opinion anyway?
HARRY: You did. Hey, when is your stupid psychiatrist friend coming back?
BRICKIE: Soon, I hope. I need him to do something very evil for me.
HARRY: But you're the evil brick. Aren't you supposed to do your own evil stuff?
BRICKIE: Oh just shut up you demented little freak with a hero complex! You aren't as special as you think! You suck! You are a goody two shoes. You don't like evil. You are pathetic, I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts singing again)
HARRY: Whatever....... (Backs away slowly in fright)
WEBSTER: Poor Harry!
MONTY: Yeah, I'd be scared if Brickie started singing at me like that.
ARBRON: Guys? I'm not finished yet.
MONTY & WEBSTER: Cool!!!
MONTY: Hey, where has Mac gone?
ARBRON: Hiding from you two I think.
MAC: Actually I was discussing a certain matter with the author. About how Tom found out about Tobias's secret.
ARBRON: Can I get back to work now?
ARBRON: Back in the barn, everyone was getting tired of asking Tobias repetitive questions. They were all sitting on the floor/hay bales trying to think of something to do. Suddenly the door flew open and Dr. Brian ran in.
TOBIAS: Dr. Brian! What are you doing here???
EREK: Good question.
DR. BRIAN: TOBIAS!!! EREK!!! Thank god I found you! I need your help!
EREK: Our help?! Why would we help you? You want us back in the loony bin!
DR. BRIAN: Look, I'm real sorry about that and all, but Mr. Psychiatrist is working with Brickie.
TOM & JALIL: Brickie?!?!?!?!
DR. BRIAN: Yeah, you know him?
TOM: We had a bit of an encounter at Crayak's birthday party.
JALIL: What did you mean about Mr. Psychiatrist working with Brickie? What are they doing that has you so worried?
CHRISTOPHER: I thought that you were the brains of the outfit. Wouldn't that mean you have control over Mr. Psychiatrist?
DR. BRIAN: No, unfortunately. Mr. Psychiatrist decided to go and work for Brickie when I went to find my lunatic-stunner. (Holds up large pink gun)
HAGRID: Which brings us back to his question. (Points in the general direction of Jalil and Tom)
DR. BRIAN: Whose question?
JALIL: Mine.
DR. BRIAN: Oh yeah. Well, Brickie is the Lord High Brick of Brickland. He is evil. He and Mr. Psychiatrist have kidnapped Harry Potter. Unfortunately I don't know why.
SIRIUS & ELLIMIST: They kidnapped Harry Potter???
HERMIONE: Oh no! I've read about Brickland and it's inhabitants.
RON: You've read about everywhere and it's inhabitants.
HERMIONE: Shut up Ron!
TOBIAS: What were you going to say, Hermione?
HERMIONE: I read that the bricks from Brickland are all very strange. They decide that they are either evil or good. The good ones are the ones that humans use to build houses and such. The evil ones run Brickland and try to take over the various fictional universes, depending on where their interests lay.
DRODE: So you're saying that Brickie wants to take over the Harry Potter universe?
HERMIONE: Either that, or......
RACHEL & APRIL: Or what?
MARCO: Bang!!! Yeah, or what?
DRACO: Or, he's trying to lure Tobias in. With Tobias's power and influence, he could rule all of the fictional universes!!!
ARBRON: What next? Will Brickie succeed? Will they be able to stop him in time? Will we find out how Tom knew Tobias's secret before he told them? Will Brickie stop his singing? Will Dr. Brian ever get to use his lunatic- stunner? Will anyone notice what it is that has changed about one of the Animorphs and one of the EverWorlders since the last fic? Will Ax start playing with his words again?
MONTY: Find out soon! Answers coming to a chapter near you!
MAC: As soon as SW stops being lazy and actually gets back to writing seriously.
WEBSTER: (To Monty) Did he just call SW lazy???
MAC: I did. I'm a wolf, Webster, I have very good hearing.
ARBRON: Hey, I want to know what that lunatic-stunner is for.
MAC: (Blinks) Stunning lunatics.
ARBRON: Yeah, but do you think Dr. Brian is going to use it?
WEBSTER: I don't know.
MAC & MONTY: Please review! We love reviews!
ARBRON: But they don't love them as much as SW does.
ARBRON & MAC: See ya next time!!!
WEBSTER: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARBRON: Why?
WEBSTER: (Hands Arbron a sheet of paper.) SW wants to keep going for a bit.
ARBRON: Why not? (Grins)
ARBRON: While everyone else is either in the barn or Brickie's secret lair, there are still four more characters that have yet to make an appearance. We have yet to visit Chapman's house........
MELISSA: Hey Kyra? Are you busy?
KYRA: Nope. The boys are off trying to take over the world or something like that. Why?
MELISSA: Well, I'm bored. Do you want to do something?
KYRA: Sure! But what?
MELISSA: I don't know. Maybe we could go shopping?
KYRA: I'd love to, but I spent all my money last time we went. Besides, your father forbade me to let you go shopping.
MELISSA: Bugger.
KYRA: Yeah. D'you want to go swimming at the new pool?
MELISSA: Sure! And then we can go for pizza!
(Toby Hamee is heard screaming in the distance)
KYRA: (Shrugs) Whatever.
ARBRON: So Kyra and Melissa grabbed their swimming gear and headed for the new pool, leaving Visser Three and Chapman alone in the house. A very bad thing to do. Very, very bad.
VISSER THREE: Snap! Ha! I have all the cards now Chapman! Ha!
CHAPMAN: Great game, Visser. So now what do we do?
VISSER THREE: Oh, I don't know. Hey! I have an idea!
CHAPMAN: Really? Cool!
VISSER THREE: Let's get a pool installed in the backyard! That way Kyra and Melissa wont have to go so far when they want to swim!
CHAPMAN: That's a brilliant idea, Visser Three! You are truly a genius.
VISSER THREE: Yes I am, aren't I?
ARBRON: Visser Three and Chapman got their pool installed by the time the girls got back with (begins to shout) LOTS OF PIZZA!
(Toby Hamee begins to scream again. She is then carted off to the Ten Star Psychiatric Hospital)
ARBRON: (Grins) I love doing that to her.
MAC: Is that it?
MONTY: Yep, we've reached the end.
WEBSTER: Bugger. I was hoping that it would be longer.
ARBRON: Don't be so ungrateful, you stupid bird.
WEBSTER: Sorry mate, couldn't help it.
MAC: Whatever. Okay, this is really the end. Hopefully SW will get the next part written soon.
ARBRON: Please REVIEW!!!
MONTY & WEBSTER: PLEASE???????????????????????
MAC: They DID say please, give them some credit here.
ARBRON: Thanks for reading. We hope you enjoyed the ride.
MONTY: You may now disembark from the vehicle.
(Mac, Webster and Arbron give Monty weird looks.)
Listen to the insane animals! And Andalite! Review! Please! Pretty please? Pretty please with chocolate fudge on top? Lots of chocolate fudge? And a chocolate frog? (Can ya tell that I'm desperate?)
Next chapter should be out within two weeks. I hope.
By Silver Wolf
NEW CHARACTERS FOR THIS CHAPTER
ELLIMIST: An omnipotent being from the Animorph universe. He appears in this fic as a glowing blue old man with electric pink hair (Thanks to Tobias). Likes to hire Tobias for certain jobs. Hangs out with either Tobias or Sirius. Knows Tobias's secret.
CRAYAK: Another omnipotent being from the Animorph universe. In this fic he appears as a tall figure in a hooded black cloak. All that can be seen from underneath the hood are a pair of glowing red eyes (which change to green occasionally - Tobias got bored one day...). Hangs out with Remus. Knows Tobias's secret.
DRODE: Crayak's alien slave. In this fic he appears as an orange koala (again, thanks to a very bored Tobias with help from Fred and George.). Likes to hang out with Harry. Knows Tobias's secret.
VISSER THREE: The leader of the Yeerk invasion on Earth. Has an Andalite host body. Is married to Kyra. Loves playing Monopoly because he can beat Chapman. Knows Tobias's secret.
KYRA: Visser Three's human wife. Not a controller. She is Marco's cousin. Knows Tobias's secret.
CHAPMAN: The Animorphs assistant principal who sucks at Monopoly. He is Visser Three's right hand Yeerk. Knows Tobias's secret.
MELISSA: Chapman's daughter who is also a controller. Loves shopping and her cat Fluffer McKitty. Knows Tobias's secret, but is also the only person who knows how Tom knew it.
ARBRON: As Tobias began to speak..........three new characters suddenly appeared.
ELLIMIST: No! You cant tell them here Tobias!
DRODE: Or at all.
TOBIAS: Why the hell not???
CRAYAK: Because (leans over to whisper in Tobias's ear.)
DRODE: That's why not.
TOBIAS: I don't care if the readers find out! SW wanted to me to tell them last chapter!
ELLIMIST: (Sighs) Oh fine then, spill your bloody secret to the world, see if I care.
TOBIAS: Ellimist, if you didn't care you wouldn't even be here. But I have to tell them, you know that.
CRAYAK: Oh for shame! Humour here people, humour! Don't forget to laugh! Are you trying to make this a drama fic or something???
TOBIAS: You three are the ones who came barging in and telling me what to do!
DRODE: Well, don't let us stop you from ruining your perfect career.
TOBIAS: Okay, I wont. (Turns back to his friends) Guys, I work for Silver Wolf.
CRAYAK: Keep going; don't keep 'em in suspense.
TOBIAS: (Gives Crayak a weird look) Whatever. I'm an Inter-Universal Spy.
(Silence)
(Five minutes pass)
CHRISTOPHER: (Blinks) A what?
TOBIAS: An Inter-Universal Spy. Which means I go into all the different fictional universes and find out stuff for SW.
REMUS: Don't forget the rest of it! You've got them curious now!
TOBIAS: Remus, how often do you hang out with Crayak?
REMUS: Um, pretty often.
TOBIAS: (Rolls eyes) Don't elaborate or anything.
CRAYAK: We get together at least once a week. I mean, Remus has no life, and I have no career except fanfiction.
DRODE: And all that evil lord of the universe stuff.
CRAYAK: That's not a career, that's my hobby.
TOBIAS: Bugger. Anyway, (turns to the Animorph + EverWorld characters) I'm also working for several other people. But the main thing, other than the spy stuff, is that since my mother was a witch, I possess magical talent.
AX: But...coupled with your Andalite father, the results would be... well, to put it bluntly, amazingly powerful magic.
RACHEL & APRIL: Ax!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARCO: Bang!
AX: What?
MARCO: You didn't play with your words.
AX: What do you think I am, a social retard? Do you really think that I would still play with my words after all my time on Earth? I listen to all of you speaking, and the sounds no longer entertain me.
(Silence)
ARBRON: Everyone stared at him due to his unflawed English. Hell, he even had an English accent!
TOBIAS: Does everyone understand what my secret is?
JAKE: Yep, you're an Inter-Universal Spy for SW, your mother was a witch and your father was an Andalite, and you have amazing magical talent.
DAVID: Not to mention that you also do work for other people when they pay you, but you answer only to SW. Also, you forgot to mention that you are also an assassin.
TOBIAS: How the hell did you know that???
DAVID: (Dryly) Loki tried to pay you to assassinate us EverWorlders.
TOBIAS: Oh yeah. I couldn't do it because you guys are the main characters of the series.
ARBRON: Tobias told them all more details of his work, but as they're all pretty boring we're not going to go into all of them. Even though it was rather obvious that something had happened to one of the Animorphs and one of the EverWorlders, no one noticed the change because they were too preoccupied with Tobias. Meanwhile, back in Brickie's secret lair...
BRICKIE: (singing) Yeah, I'm so evil! I am the evilest guy in the world! I am the most evil! I am an evil brick! I will rule the world! I will I will I will!!! Yeah, yeah, yeah! I am so bloody evil! Uh huh, I am evil! I have evil intentions! I have aspirations for world domination! Yeah, that's right, I'm evil! I'm more evil that Crayak! I'm more evil than yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! I have an evil purpose! Yeah, I'm more evil than Silver Wolf, I am -
HARRY: Would you shut up!!!!!!!!!!
BRICKIE: (hurt) You don't like my song? (Pouts)
HARRY: No! (Shudder) It sounds like something Voldemort might sing.
BRICKIE: Who asked your opinion anyway?
HARRY: You did. Hey, when is your stupid psychiatrist friend coming back?
BRICKIE: Soon, I hope. I need him to do something very evil for me.
HARRY: But you're the evil brick. Aren't you supposed to do your own evil stuff?
BRICKIE: Oh just shut up you demented little freak with a hero complex! You aren't as special as you think! You suck! You are a goody two shoes. You don't like evil. You are pathetic, I tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Starts singing again)
HARRY: Whatever....... (Backs away slowly in fright)
WEBSTER: Poor Harry!
MONTY: Yeah, I'd be scared if Brickie started singing at me like that.
ARBRON: Guys? I'm not finished yet.
MONTY & WEBSTER: Cool!!!
MONTY: Hey, where has Mac gone?
ARBRON: Hiding from you two I think.
MAC: Actually I was discussing a certain matter with the author. About how Tom found out about Tobias's secret.
ARBRON: Can I get back to work now?
ARBRON: Back in the barn, everyone was getting tired of asking Tobias repetitive questions. They were all sitting on the floor/hay bales trying to think of something to do. Suddenly the door flew open and Dr. Brian ran in.
TOBIAS: Dr. Brian! What are you doing here???
EREK: Good question.
DR. BRIAN: TOBIAS!!! EREK!!! Thank god I found you! I need your help!
EREK: Our help?! Why would we help you? You want us back in the loony bin!
DR. BRIAN: Look, I'm real sorry about that and all, but Mr. Psychiatrist is working with Brickie.
TOM & JALIL: Brickie?!?!?!?!
DR. BRIAN: Yeah, you know him?
TOM: We had a bit of an encounter at Crayak's birthday party.
JALIL: What did you mean about Mr. Psychiatrist working with Brickie? What are they doing that has you so worried?
CHRISTOPHER: I thought that you were the brains of the outfit. Wouldn't that mean you have control over Mr. Psychiatrist?
DR. BRIAN: No, unfortunately. Mr. Psychiatrist decided to go and work for Brickie when I went to find my lunatic-stunner. (Holds up large pink gun)
HAGRID: Which brings us back to his question. (Points in the general direction of Jalil and Tom)
DR. BRIAN: Whose question?
JALIL: Mine.
DR. BRIAN: Oh yeah. Well, Brickie is the Lord High Brick of Brickland. He is evil. He and Mr. Psychiatrist have kidnapped Harry Potter. Unfortunately I don't know why.
SIRIUS & ELLIMIST: They kidnapped Harry Potter???
HERMIONE: Oh no! I've read about Brickland and it's inhabitants.
RON: You've read about everywhere and it's inhabitants.
HERMIONE: Shut up Ron!
TOBIAS: What were you going to say, Hermione?
HERMIONE: I read that the bricks from Brickland are all very strange. They decide that they are either evil or good. The good ones are the ones that humans use to build houses and such. The evil ones run Brickland and try to take over the various fictional universes, depending on where their interests lay.
DRODE: So you're saying that Brickie wants to take over the Harry Potter universe?
HERMIONE: Either that, or......
RACHEL & APRIL: Or what?
MARCO: Bang!!! Yeah, or what?
DRACO: Or, he's trying to lure Tobias in. With Tobias's power and influence, he could rule all of the fictional universes!!!
ARBRON: What next? Will Brickie succeed? Will they be able to stop him in time? Will we find out how Tom knew Tobias's secret before he told them? Will Brickie stop his singing? Will Dr. Brian ever get to use his lunatic- stunner? Will anyone notice what it is that has changed about one of the Animorphs and one of the EverWorlders since the last fic? Will Ax start playing with his words again?
MONTY: Find out soon! Answers coming to a chapter near you!
MAC: As soon as SW stops being lazy and actually gets back to writing seriously.
WEBSTER: (To Monty) Did he just call SW lazy???
MAC: I did. I'm a wolf, Webster, I have very good hearing.
ARBRON: Hey, I want to know what that lunatic-stunner is for.
MAC: (Blinks) Stunning lunatics.
ARBRON: Yeah, but do you think Dr. Brian is going to use it?
WEBSTER: I don't know.
MAC & MONTY: Please review! We love reviews!
ARBRON: But they don't love them as much as SW does.
ARBRON & MAC: See ya next time!!!
WEBSTER: WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARBRON: Why?
WEBSTER: (Hands Arbron a sheet of paper.) SW wants to keep going for a bit.
ARBRON: Why not? (Grins)
ARBRON: While everyone else is either in the barn or Brickie's secret lair, there are still four more characters that have yet to make an appearance. We have yet to visit Chapman's house........
MELISSA: Hey Kyra? Are you busy?
KYRA: Nope. The boys are off trying to take over the world or something like that. Why?
MELISSA: Well, I'm bored. Do you want to do something?
KYRA: Sure! But what?
MELISSA: I don't know. Maybe we could go shopping?
KYRA: I'd love to, but I spent all my money last time we went. Besides, your father forbade me to let you go shopping.
MELISSA: Bugger.
KYRA: Yeah. D'you want to go swimming at the new pool?
MELISSA: Sure! And then we can go for pizza!
(Toby Hamee is heard screaming in the distance)
KYRA: (Shrugs) Whatever.
ARBRON: So Kyra and Melissa grabbed their swimming gear and headed for the new pool, leaving Visser Three and Chapman alone in the house. A very bad thing to do. Very, very bad.
VISSER THREE: Snap! Ha! I have all the cards now Chapman! Ha!
CHAPMAN: Great game, Visser. So now what do we do?
VISSER THREE: Oh, I don't know. Hey! I have an idea!
CHAPMAN: Really? Cool!
VISSER THREE: Let's get a pool installed in the backyard! That way Kyra and Melissa wont have to go so far when they want to swim!
CHAPMAN: That's a brilliant idea, Visser Three! You are truly a genius.
VISSER THREE: Yes I am, aren't I?
ARBRON: Visser Three and Chapman got their pool installed by the time the girls got back with (begins to shout) LOTS OF PIZZA!
(Toby Hamee begins to scream again. She is then carted off to the Ten Star Psychiatric Hospital)
ARBRON: (Grins) I love doing that to her.
MAC: Is that it?
MONTY: Yep, we've reached the end.
WEBSTER: Bugger. I was hoping that it would be longer.
ARBRON: Don't be so ungrateful, you stupid bird.
WEBSTER: Sorry mate, couldn't help it.
MAC: Whatever. Okay, this is really the end. Hopefully SW will get the next part written soon.
ARBRON: Please REVIEW!!!
MONTY & WEBSTER: PLEASE???????????????????????
MAC: They DID say please, give them some credit here.
ARBRON: Thanks for reading. We hope you enjoyed the ride.
MONTY: You may now disembark from the vehicle.
(Mac, Webster and Arbron give Monty weird looks.)
Listen to the insane animals! And Andalite! Review! Please! Pretty please? Pretty please with chocolate fudge on top? Lots of chocolate fudge? And a chocolate frog? (Can ya tell that I'm desperate?)
Next chapter should be out within two weeks. I hope.