Oh my god! I am so sorry! Last chapter I forgot to thank the reviewers! Well, I'll do it now!

Okay, I'm thanking very much...

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Thank you guys so much!

Also.........Truefan! I thought you'd got lost! And yes I know I stepped over the line with Harry Potter. I'm damn proud of it, because it pisses you off! Oh yeah, that was a pathetic attempt at a flame. Also, I'd like to see YOU write a fic! Bet you don't have the brainpower...anyway, please flame again, you crack me up!

TOBIAS'S SECRET

By Silver Wolf



ARBRON: So. Where were we? I believe that in the last chapter we left Brickie singing his 'Evil' song; Harry was hiding from Brickie; Visser Three, Chapman, Kyra and Melissa were eating pizza by their new swimming pool; and everyone else were in the barn. And it seems that some weird things are about to happen at Chapman's house. Well, weirder that usual.........

CHAPMAN: Now what are we going to do? We've finished all the pizza, swam in the pool, and played Go Fish.

MELISSA: Well Dad, knowing that a whole heap of weird stuff is going on with the Animorphs and their friends, I'm sure that it'll travel here sooner or later.

KYRA: I know! Let's throw a party!

VISSER THREE: Another one? Brilliant idea! But what's the party for?

KYRA: Um......(Thinks for a minute) I don't know. (To Melissa) What's the date?

MELISSA: I don't know! Do I look like a flipping calendar???

KYRA: Well, no...

CHAPMAN: It's October the 30th.

VISSER THREE: Why do we need a reason to throw a party?

CHAPMAN: Yeah! I mean, um, I agree with him! (Points at the Visser)

KYRA: Are you people as stupid as I thought? Don't you know what comes after 30?

MELISSA: I do! But I thought you wanted to throw a party today.

KYRA: We can wait.

CHAPMAN & VISSER THREE: What's so special about tomorrow?

MELISSA & KYRA! Halloween!!!

VISSER THREE: Oh yeah! Let's make it a costume party.

CHAPMAN: Good idea!

KYRA: So who are we inviting?

VISSER THREE: Anyone who's in the barn when we go to invite them.

KYRA: Cool!

ARBRON: So Visser Three and Kyra headed to the barn while Chapman and Melissa began to set up for the party. Back in the barn, everyone was pretty bored, even though there were plots of world domination and such floating around in the air.

MARCO: I'm bored.

RACHEL & APRIL: Me too!

MARCO: Bang!

SIRIUS: Why do you keep doing that?

MARCO: Comic relief. Well, that's what SW says.

SIRIUS: Ah.

(Silence for a few minutes)

MARCO: I'm bored.

REMUS: So am I, but at least I don't keep whining! Draco isn't even complaining!

RON: And that's saying something!

DRACO: Shut up you slimy piece of -

ARBRON: Hey! Watch the language! Just because SW likes you enough to let you come, doesn't mean she's gonna let you swear!

DRACO: Why not? She lets me swear all the time in the Harry Potter fics!

ARBRON: That's there, this is here. Anyway, I need to narrate now. Okay?

DRACO: Whatever.

ARBRON: Suddenly a knock sounded on the barn door. Again. It flies open without waiting for Cassie to say come in.

KYRA: Hi people!

REMUS: Oh, hey Kyra!

KYRA: Remy! What are you doing here?

REMUS: We all came to get Harry back from Brickie.

KYRA: But, I thought -

VISSER THREE: Kyra! Shhhh!

KYRA: Oops. Hehehe. Yeah...

SIRIUS: Do you think SW put him up to it?

KYRA: Of course not! SW wouldn't want Brickie to kidnap Harry!

AX: Yes. She needs them both to fight against Julz and the Good Guys.

TOBIAS: Ax! That has nothing to do with this story! If the readers want to know about SW and Julz's Good versus Evil war, they can go to SW's bio and read the Good versus Evil fic!

MONTY: Just a quick message from SW. She's sorry about mentioning the Good versus Evil thing, but Julz is sad that no one has read it. And it's funny. And it's a lot like a demented version of this in a way. Need a laugh? Read it! (AND REVIEW!!!)

TOBIAS: You about done disrupting the story.

ARBRON: I think she is.

TOBIAS: Good. Now, Kyra? Visser Three? Not that I don't like your presence, but what are you doing here?

TOM: Yeah. No one ever comes here without a reason.

KYRA: And to that reason! We're throwing a Halloween party tomorrow night! And you're ALL invited!

JALIL: I just had a brilliant idea.

TOBIAS: I am so not surprised.

JALIL: Why not invite Brickie and Mr Psychiatrist? Someone can sneak out of the party and rescue Harry!

ARBRON: All the girls and Dr Brian faint at the brilliant plan.

VISSER THREE: So you'll all be at the party?

TOBIAS: I wouldn't miss it for the world. Why don't you go and invite Brickie and Mr Psychiatrist now?

VISSER THREE: Good idea! (Wakes Kyra up and leaves. A few seconds later he's back again.) I almost forgot! It's a costume party! Dress up scary! (Leaves)

ARBRON: Everyone in the barn begins talking about their costumes.

ELLIMIST: Drode! Crayak! We have to go!

DRODE: Bugger! Oh well, see you guys at the party!

CRAYAK: Yeah, later guys!

ELLIMIST: See ya! (They leave)

ARBRON: As the talk turned to who would be rescuing Harry, the Boy-Who- Lived (again and again and again and - well, you get the picture) was wishing that they'd hurry up and rescue him. Because Brickie was still singing........

HARRY: Hey! Brickie! Shut up!

BRICKIE: Why???

HARRY: Because you have guests!

ARBRON: Kyra and Visser Three walked into the room to see Harry in a large neon green cage, Brickie standing on a crate with a plastic purple microphone, and Mr Psychiatrist standing in the corner trying to remember where he left the keys to Harry's cage.

BRICKIE: What are you doing here???

KYRA: We've come to invite you all to a party!

BRICKIE: Oh! Kyra, it's you! Sure, I'd love to come!

MR PSYCHIATRIST: Me too!

HARRY: And me!

BRICKIE: No! Kyra, I'm terrible sorry but Harry wont be able to make it.

KYRA: Oh that's okay. Don't forget to dress up! The party is for Halloween after all!

BRICKIE: No problem!

KYRA: Hey. That's good. So, we'll see you there! (She and Visser Three leave)

BRICKIE: Well, that was nice of her to invite me! I feel special. And Evil!!! (Resumes his singing)

HARRY: God I hope someone has a plan to get me out of here!

ARBRON: Meanwhile, off in some dark corner of the galaxy...

CRAYAK: Let's go as something really scary!

DRODE: (Rolls eyes) Like what, oh great one? (Sounding sarcastic)

CRAYAK: I don't know.

ELLIMIST: Hey! I know! It's brilliant!

DRODE & CRAYAK: What???

ARBRON: The Ellimist told the others his brilliant plan. They agreed to it eagerly.



MONTY: Yay! Another chapter done!

WEBSTER: Yeah! So, what's next in store for our heroes?

MAC: There are heroes in this story???

ARBRON: Shut up! Now, that leaves us with a few questions, no? Such as what is the Ellimist's really scary costumes going to be like? And what is everyone else going as? And will Harry ever be rescued???

MAC: Find out in the next chapter!

MONTY: Review, and SW will give you lots of chocolate fudge!

WEBSTER: If you go and read 'n' review 'Good versus Evil' she'll give you more!

MAC: And the chance to -

MONTY: Mac! SW isn't made of money you know!

SW: I'm actually broke! Stop spending my money, Mac! But like Webster was saying, you get extra fudge if you read 'n' review' Good versus Evil! I promise it's funny, but you have to read more than just the first chapter or two!

MAC: Besides, it'll give you something to do while waiting for SW's next chapter in this fic!

SW: Are you saying I'm lazy or slow?

MAC: Neither!

SW: Grrrr.

MAC: Eeep!