Hey everyone! Nope, I didn't die, but I was busy. Heh heh. Actually, I got glasses today.

Kay13 ~ Thanks for reading Good versus Evil! Actually, Julz thinks being good is overrated too and she changed sides. She reckons we need and evil theme song. I suggested Brickie's.

goddessofvenus19 ~ Sorry it took so long!

Rachel9466 ~ Thanks! Should be interesting.





TOBIAS'S SECRET

By Silver Wolf





ARBRON: Off in some dark corner of the Galaxy, where Crayak, Drode and Ellimist like to roam, some very interesting things were taking place. Yes, the construction of their Halloween costumes!!!

CRAYAK: Hey Drode, hand me the pink cotton!

DRODE: Here you go. (Passes it over) Man, you sure had a great idea Ellimist!

ELLIMIST: Yes I know.

CRAYAK: Stop flattering him Drode, he'll get a big head and won't be able to fit into his costume without alterations!

DRODE: Oops.

ELLIMIST: It's okay; I used my near omnipotent powers to stop my head from growing. You can flatter me all you like, Drode.

DRODE: Oh! This is absolute genius at its best, Ellimist! You rule!!! (A strange silvery liquid begins to drip off the Drode as he utters these comments)

ELLIMIST: Okay, even I have to admit you're overdoing it a bit.

DRODE: (Rolls eyes) I was being sarcastic you moron. See? Can't you tell? The sarcasm is dripping off me!

CRAYAK: So that's what this slivery stuff all over the place is!

ELLIMIST: Since you dripped it Drode, you can wipe it up! You're messing up our dark corner of the Galaxy!

DRODE: (Sigh) Sorry. I'll get on it right away.

ARBRON: As the Drode began to clean up his sarcasm, Ellimist and Crayak continued to sew their horribly frightening Halloween costumes. In Brickie's Lair, things were just getting worse and worse for poor Harry.

BRICKIE: Mr Psychiatrist! Have you seen my Barney the Dinosaur videos?

MR PSYCHIATRIST: They're, uh, probably with the keys to Harry's cage.

BRICKIE: (Impatiently) Which is where???

MR PSYCHIATRIST: (Thinks for a few minutes) I'm afraid I have no idea.

BRICKIE: (Sulks for a bit, then brightens) Then pass me the Purple Plastic Mike of Doom and help me onto my Evil Crate/Stage! I'm going to sing again!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARRY: Oh crap. I sure hope Sirius is doing something to rescue me from this lunatic! And I sure hope no one introduces him to Voldie!

ARBRON: So as Harry was tortured by Brickie's singing, and Mr Psychiatrist searched for the keys and Barney tapes, was Sirius planning to rescue Harry as the Boy-Who-Lived hoped? Let's go to the barn and find out.

TOBIAS: I think I'll go as the Psycho Hawk from Hell. Either that or a Lunatic Asylum escapee. What do you reckon, Jake?

JAKE: Well, you could go as the Psycho Hawk who Escaped from the Lunatic Asylum.

TOBIAS: Brilliant idea Jake! You're a genius!

JAKE: I try. What do you guys think I should go as?

CASSIE: A ghost. Because someone's gotta do it!

REMUS: I'm going as a werewolf. What about you Cassie?

CASSIE: Do you mind if I go as a werewolf as well? It's just that I've already got a costume....(grins evilly in the direction of the werewolf cage. Werewolves all look scared of Crazy Cassie)

REMUS: I don't care. Sirius, what about you?

SIRIUS: I'll go as Snape!

SNAPE: Hey! You will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will too!

SNAPE: Will not!

SIRIUS: Will t -

EREK: Shut up! Quit your arguing, we've got to get ALL our costumes sorted out! Sirius, you can go as Snape. Snape, you can go as Sirius.

SNAPE & SIRIUS: Whatever.

DRACO: I'm going as a Dragon!

TOM: Someone think of something for me!

RON: You can go as You-Know-Who!

TOM: Sorry, no I don't. Who?

REMUS: (Rolls eyes) Ron's too paranoid to say it. He means Voldemort.

SNAPE: Hey! Yeah! I can help you with the costume!

DRACO: Yeah, cause you, being a good little Death Eater, have seen him!

SNAPE: Oh? So is your father!

DRACO: I know.

SNAPE: Oh.

TOM: Why can I go as Voldemort, and not someone else?

REMUS: You're perfect for the role. Your name's Tom.

TOM: Okay then. I'll be Voldie.

HAGRID: What can I be?

EVERYONE EXCEPT HAGRID: A GIANT!

HAGRID: Oh okay.

NEVILLE: I'll go as my Rememberall.

RON: I'll be a rat!

SIRIUS & REMUS: Wormy...*snicker*

RON: Oh shut up you two.

HERMIONE: I'll be a book!

DRACO: Wow, big surprise. (Drips sarcasm)

CASSIE: (Gets evil glint in eye) CLEAN THAT UP OR ELSE!!!

DRACO: (Sneaks glance at Cassie and werewolf pen) *Gulp*, yes ma'am. (Cleans up)

DR BRIAN: What can I be?

MARCO: Hm...what about going as Tobias?

DR BRIAN: (Shrugs) Sure.

CASSIE: Ax can be a centaur.

AX: Okay, I will then. I like centaurs. Four legs, arms, they've got to be the superior species.

REMUS: Personally I think the superior species are Werewolves.

SIRIUS: You're biased.

DAVID: So what about me? I could go as Sir Galahad couldn't I?! I've even got his sword!

APRIL: Okay, that's you sorted. Hey Jalil, you could go as a scientist.

JALIL: All right. Only because I cant think of anything else. I hate costume parties....

FRED: I'm going as George.

GEORGE: I'm going as Fred.

RACHEL: You guys don't even need costumes! Hey, April, Marco, Erek. Come over here for a second, I've got an idea.

ARBRON: Rachel talked with Erek, Marco and April for a few minutes, before turning to everyone else.

MARCO: We've reached our decision!

EREK: And it's a damn good one too!

RACHEL & APRIL: We're making our costumes identical and secret!

MARCO: BANG!!!!!

RACHEL & APRIL: Sigh.

MARCO: Bang. Heh heh.