Severus Snape Poem
I hated Potter from the minute I saw him
I wanted to tear him from limb to limb
As the years progressed with hundreds of rants
Before that one fatal day when Potter pulled down my pants
Now since he's dead and I can't complain
I had a class of Potions to obtain
Then his son, Harry Potter, came one year
And I saved his life, I fear
On the second year, which was a real drag
As Tom Riddle went around playing tag
Potter was innocent, which I did not like
I wanted to strangle the awful little tyke
During the third year which I recieved a shock
Where Lupin came back, which was just bad luck
I almost had Black in Azkaban
When Potter had to become another fan
Now it is the fourth year
Which brought everyone a tear
Lord Moldyshorts came back
And I get my job before you can say Be Be Mac
We're still on the fourth year which was a huge thing
I almost got whacked by Moody's long cane
The Order restarted in such a rush
My poor feeble brain almost turned to mush
It's now fifth year and I'm happy once more
Because being a Potions teacher is such a real bore
I'm risking my neck while Black can't leave the house
While I get to run amuck with a ratty old mouse
Present time now, in a bad mood
I really cared about that Sirius dude
But now I'm much much more busy and I can't at all dottle
I found just today that they make shampoo bottles
By Joyleaf