Stuck 2
Trapped in Paradise
Written by Jeri101 and co-written by TRLgirl and ideas supplied by all the authors written below.
Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual situations. As well as RyokoJessie.
The Authors:
Jeri101- Osami
TRLgirl- RyokoJessie
Nayru Moon- Nayru
SailorV- Mina
LilMisty
Bunny
SakuraWashu
The Characters:
Sailor Moon: Rini Tsukino
Gundam Wing: Heero Yuy
Card Captor Sakura: Syaoran Li & Kero
Ranma ½: Mousse
Outlaw Star: Gene Starwind
Tenchi Muyo!: Ryoko Habiki
Dragonball Z: Gohan Son
Digimon 03: Takato Matsuki
Escaflowne: Merle
Pokemon: Jessie
Magic Knight Rayearth: Umi Ryuuzaki
Fushigi Yuugi: Tamahome
The Slayers: Gourry Gabriev
Pilot Candidate: Zero Enna
Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke Urameshi
Sorcerer Hunters: Carrot
Zoids Guardian Force: Jamie
Chapter 1: The IslandTwenty-four contestants sat on a plane heading towards a desert island. The last contestant left on the island would win one million dollars.
"Hey, I can't remember your name but doesn't that girl over there sorta look like both of us?" Ryoko asked the person sitting next to her.
"You're right, let's ask her about it," Jessie replied. Ryoko and Jessie got up and went over to RyokoJessie. "Hey kid, how come you look like both of us combined?" Jessie asked her.
She shrugged. "I was bored." Ryoko and Jessie sweatdropped.
"Right," Ryoko muttered.
"Landing in ten minutes. Please return to your seats and buckle up!"
Ryoko and Jessie walked back to their seats. No one had time to talk to anyone else except the people sitting next to them. They were almost to the island where they would spend approximately the next 6 weeks.
The plane landed on the island and all twenty-four contestants got off, not knowing what to expect. They already knew all the rules and all they could carry on was a small backpack with everyday needs.
"Aloha everybody!" the mysterious announcer dude exclaimed. He snapped his fingers and twelve huts appeared on the island. "Since you all know the rules, about voting off, no access to anything, and so on, I would like to welcome you and assign you with a partner. You will live in one of these huts with your partner whether you like them or not. In hut number 1 I would like Mina and Gohan. In hut number 2 is Jessie and Gourry. Hut number 3 is RyokoJessie and Yusuke. Hut number 4 is Nayru and Heero. Hut number 5 is for Osami and Zero. Hut number 6 is LilMisty and Gene. Hut number 7 goes to Mousse and Ryoko. Hut number 8 goes to Merle and Syaoran. Hut number 9 is for Bunny and Carrot. Hut number 10 is Tamahome and Umi. Hut number 11 is Rini and Takato and hut number 12 is Jamie and SakuraWashu. I would like to wish all of you good luck and have a good day!" He got back on the plane and it left.
"So, this is our home for the next six weeks?" Yusuke put down his bag and looked around.
"Yeah, except if you get voted off," Merle pointed out.
"Do we get any food?" Takato asked.
"Nope, we have to survive off the island," Zero said.
"G-g-g-girls! GIRLS! EVERYWHERE!" Carrot fainted.
Bunny sweat dropped. "Oh boy."
"I miss Ricky already," SakuraWashu sighed.
"Who's Ricky?" Syaoran asked.
"Don't get her started," Osami covered her ears.
"Ricky is a 15 year old guy who lives in Canada with the cutest smile, sexiest voice, and the nicest attitude ever!! I LOVE HIM!!!!!" she cried.
"Uh huh," Syaoran nodded.
"I told you not to get her started," Osami said.
"Hey RyokoJessie, you haven't said evil once, are you feeling alright?" Nayru asked.
"Yeah I'm fine. Actually I'm on this medication, here, I'll show it to you," RyokoJessie reached into her backpack. She frowned and stuck her head in it. "Hmm… I must have left it at home. Don't worry, the last dose should last for two more days."
"Uh oh," Osami, Bunny, and Nayru exclaimed at the same time, remembering what happened last time.
Everyone else, minus LilMisty looked at them confused. "What do you mean 'Uh oh'?" Mina asked.
"You were there, don't you- oh wait, you got your memory erased. But RyokoJessie is really insane," Osami explained.
"I see," Mina said.
"What do you think Shampoo?" Mousse asked Gene, who was standing next to him. He didn't have his glasses on.
"Uh, who are you talking to?" he asked.
"Hey guys, why don't we go to our huts and see what they're like!" Umi suggested.
"Ok," everyone agreed.
Hut 1:
"GOHAN!!!!!!" Mina glomped Gohan. "WE GET TO BE TOGETHER FOR 6 WEEKS!!!!!" she screamed.
"That's nice, now could u please get off me, you're squeezing my liver."
"Oh, sorry."
Hut 2:
"My name is Jessie from Team Rocket. What's your name?" she asked Gourry.
"My name is Gourry Gabriev," he said.
"Wait a second. Your voice sounds exactly like James. You even look like James. You are James!" she glomped Gourry.
"James? I'm not James! I'm Gourry!"
"No, you're James!" she yelled.
Hut 3:
Yusuke eyed RyokoJessie. "I get this bed," he put his bookbag down on the bed in the right hand corner. Each hut had two twin beds and a table inbetween them. That was it. "My name's Yusuke, and I already know you're RyokoJessie." She nodded. "OK, I heard what they said about you out there. Just make sure you don't go crazy on me."
"Don't worry, I won't," she grinned.
Hut 4:
"Wow… This place really is a tropical paradise…" Nayru said quietly. Heero simply nodded. "I hope you don't mind sharing a hut with me." She added.
"You're not as crazy as they say you are, are you?" Heero monotoned.
Nayru shook her head. "Normally not. But sometimes I can be worse." Nayru giggled. She put her bookbag down and began plastering the walls with anime posters. Heero set up his laptop in a corner. Nayru continued, "I figure that by staying low and out of the way, like the dude that won last time, I won't get killed, or eaten, or… haha, maybe possessed by a demon and kill myself!"
Heero grunted. "Just don't mess with me too much… or omae o korosu."
Hut 5:
"My name is Osami!" Osami hopped from one foot to the other.
"Uh… hi, my name's Zero," he put his bag down on a bed.
"I guess we're partners!" she continued hopping, obviously hyper.
"Yeah, I guess so," Zero said, staring at her. She smiled. "Are you going to be this hyper all the time?"
She continued hopping from one foot to the other. It seemed like she was jumping even higher now. "What do you mean? I'm not hyper, but you should see when I am!" Zero put his head in his hand.
"Oh no."
Hut 6:
"My name's Gene Starwind, what's yours?" Gene set his bag on the bed. He must have something heavy in it because the bed sagged.
"Hi Gene!" LilMisty exclaimed, waving.
"I asked you what your name was," Gene repeated.
"Hi Gene!" LilMisty continued.
"What-is-your-name?" he made every word nice and slow.
"Hi Gene!" she said again.
"I give up," Gene shrugged.
Hut 7:
"Are you Shampoo?" Mousse asked.
"Uh, no, my name is Ryoko," she stared at him. What a weirdo, she thought.
"Oh, my name is Mousse," he said, talking to the side of the hut.
"Uh, try putting your glasses on," Ryoko suggested.
He pulled them down and turned around. "Ah, there you are. Wait, who are you again?" he asked.
Ryoko sighed. She looked out on the beach and imagined lying there with Tenchi. "Tenchi…" she whispered.
Hut 8:
"You look like a cat," Syaoran observed, staring at Merle.
"Well, you're just boring looking," she retorted. "My name's Merle."
"Syaoran." He put his bookbag onto his bed and opened it. Out popped a yellow teddy bear with wings.
"Hey! I thought you were going to leave me in there forever!" Kero exclaimed.
"Kero!? How did you get in there? Why were you in there? Can't you just leave me alone!?" Syaoran yelled.
"I want to win a million dollars. I'll leave you alone after this," he replied.
"Good," Syaoran crossed his arms. "Now leave!" he pointed at the door.
"I'm going, I'm going," he flew out.
"Who was that?" Merle almost hissed.
"My uh… cat! I experimented on him and now he can talk and he can fly," he lied, putting his hand behind his head and sweat dropping.
"Ok, whatever. I wish Lord Van were here, he would definitely be able to win a million dollars."
Hut 9:
Bunny picked up Carrot by his collar and dragged him into their hut. She pushed him onto a bed and went over to the other. Carrot slowly opened his eyes and turned and saw Bunny. "G-g-girl!" he exclaimed.
He ran over to her and tripped over her bag on the floor pushing her onto the bed and he fell on top of her. "Hi! Would you like to go on a date with me?" he asked.
Bunny punched him and he fell on the floor. "Sorry, I don't date perverts." Carrot laid on the floor with his eyes in spirals.
Hut 10:
"My name is Umi!" Umi said to Tamahome.
"My name's Tamahome and I'm going to win that one million dollars. I will win it. You better make sure I do."
Umi blinked. She wasn't expecting that. "Ok."
"Good," Tamahome smiled. "The money will be mine."
Hut 11:
"I am Rini, rhymes with teeny," Rini giggled.
Takato stared at her. "I'm Takato, and are you always this…cute?" he asked.
"What do you mean?" she asked.
"You're too… pink," he told her.
"Hey!" she cried.
Hut 12:
"R-ricky… Ricky…Ricky…" SakuraWashu kept muttering under her breath. Jamie looked at her. SakuraWashu opened her eyes. "Oh hi Jamie!" she waved.
"Are you going to talk about Ricky the whole time?" he asked.
SakuraWashu put on a thinking look. "Hmm… well maybe, well actually, yes," she smiled.
"Just my luck," he muttered.
That night all 24 people sat around a fire. "Good thing this island isn't cold," Nayru observed.
"Yeah, or we would be freezing," Takato said.
Carrot looked around. "I'm surrounded by beautiful girls, this must be heaven," he got on his knees and prayed. "Thank you!"
Bunny whispered to Merle, "Stay away from him, he's like horny 24/7!"
"I will," she answered.
"Do you think we'll make it through this?" Osami asked.
"Tomorrow we can go look for food, there has to be some on the island," Mina pointed out.
"Yeah, or we could just starve to death," Gene said.
"Luckily, I have my seagull friends to help me!" LilMisty cried as 5 seagulls came and landed on her shoulders and her head. Everyone stared.
"What's up with her?" Syaoran asked.
RyokoJessie added, "Well ever since we were little girls, she could always talk to seagulls, so yeah."
LilMisty looked in horror. "You're my sister? I…I thought… T…T..." she was cut off by RyokoJessie.
"What are you talking about? I was always your sister!" She explained.
LilMisty yelled, "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER!" She ran off with Gene.
Takato said to Bunny, "Now that's pathetic…"
Gourry furiously looked around, "Lina? Lina is that you?" he said as he lifted up Jessie's skirt.
Jessie blushed as she took Gourry's hand and removed it from her skirt and into her top. "Now that's where your hand needs to be James dear."
Gourry looked at her, "But I'm not, ::squeeze:: OH YES I AM JAMES!"
"Whoa," Gohan muttered.
"It's getting late. Why don't we go to bed and we can all look for food in the morning?" Jamie suggested.
Bunny shook her head. "How am I going to survive one night with this lunatic," she muttered as she looked at Carrot, looking at the girl's going back to their huts. "Let alone, change."
"Good night everybody," Osami said.
"Good night," everyone else muttered as they headed towards their huts.
*****
The next morning, Gohan, Merle, Ryoko, Mina, Takato, and Tamahome sat around where the campfire used to be. Gohan's stomach growled.
"We really need to get some food," Gohan said.
"Yeah, and when we get the food, you'll probably eat it all," Mina mused.
"Well, why don't Takato and I go look for food?" Merle suggested.
"Go ahead," Ryoko said. "But bring it back as soon as you find some. And if you find a washed up bottle of sake, it's mine."
"Alright, come on Takato," Merle grabbed his hand and they walked into the forest beyond.
"Good morning, morning, morning," Osami skipped or rather hyperly bounced over to the others.
"How can someone be that hyper in the morning," Tamahome asked Ryoko. She shrugged.
"Hi Osami, you're cheerful this morning," Mina commented.
"Yup yup!" she exclaimed.
Behind her came a rather tired looking Zero. He fell onto the log next to Osami. "Hey Zero, didn't you sleep last night?" Ryoko asked.
"No, she," he pointed to Osami. "Kept me up all night, she kept talking and talking and talking."
Osami laughed. "You could have told me to shut up you know."
"I did, nineteen times," Zero shot back.
"Oh, sorry," Osami whispered.
Meanwhile, Merle and Takato walked through the palm trees. "Do any have coconuts on them?" Takato asked.
"None that I've seen so far, oh, look, there's one!" Merle ran, Takato following behind. They got to a palm tree as a coconut disappeared. And then another one disappeared. Merle looked at Takato. "What in the world?" she asked.
Then, they saw Kero lying on a branch, his stomach sticking out. "Hey! Did you eat all our food?" Merle asked.
"Uh oh," he muttered. He tried to fly away, but ended up falling to the ground. Merle picked him up.
"Bad kitty," she scolded. "Hey Takato, grab those last two coconuts and I think I can make us breakfast," she smiled.
They walked back to the fire where Gourry, Jessie, and Nayru also sat. "We have breakfast and milk!" Merle held up Kero and Takato held up the coconuts.
Before long they started a fire and had cooked Kero and made bowls out of the coconuts after they had drank the milk.
"Boy that was good. And that cat was big enough to feed all of us, it was so fat," Gourry said.
"No, it was you and Gohan that ate it all!" Nayru exclaimed. "We got nothing except coconut milk!"
"Oh," Gourry muttered.
"I guess we know who to vote off first," Takato observed.
"There is no way you're voting off my James!" Jessie yelled.
"You ain't voting off my Gohan either!" Mina yelled.
"Fine, we'll all decide before the time comes," Nayru said, before anyone could start fighting.
Syaoran walked over to the group. "Hey, what did you guys eat?" he asked sitting down.
"Oh, that cat of yours," Merle answered.
"WHAT?" Syaoran stood up. "YOU ATE KERO? OH KAMI! SAKURA'S GONNA KILL ME!" He sat back down. "Oh well, I never liked him anyway."
Bunny came running towards the group, Carrot galloping behind her. "I don't know how I survived one night with him," she whispered as she sat next to Osami.
Carrot came over to group and looked around, a big smile on his face. "You're in a good mood this morning," Nayru observed.
"That's because I slept next to a g-g-girl!" he cried. Bunny rolled her eyes. Carrot started hopping from one foot to the other looking at the girls. "Girls! GIRLS!" he exclaimed.
Yusuke and RyokoJessie slowly strolled over. Osami, Bunny, and Nayru sweat dropped and started shaking.
"Huh? What are guys so scared about?" RyokoJessie said as she sat down and took a sip of coconut milk.
They all sighed, "Nothing, we thought you turned crazy overnight," Osami explained.
Yusuke laughed, "Well not really, she slept like an angel last night." He put his arm over her shoulder.
Osami coughed, "Are you two going out?"
RyokoJessie blushed, "Well, I guess. It was like love at first sight I guess." Yusuke and RyokoJessie giggled, then they kissed passionately. Everyone looked nauseous as they all started gagging on their milk.
After that Mousse promenaded over, "Hi guys, what's for breakfast?"
Nayru started smoking, " I DUNNO, WHAT ABOUT STEAMED JELLYFISH!"
Gourry hid. Mousse kept walking; he then took a sharp turn towards the ocean. He stopped as he looked at a rock. "Oh hi Ryoko. My your hair looks sexy today!"
Everyone sighed and started chowing down on coconut skins. Jessie suddenly noticed that all that was left was old coconuts shells. She noticed that everyone looked bored, as well. With the creative and hentai mind she had, she came up with a plan.
"Hey! I have an idea, why don't we make coconut bras and grass skirts and do some hula tricks and see how horny we can make Carrot?"
"Yes! Please!" he cried. "Girls, sexy beautiful girls everywhere."
Bunny punched him into the sand. "Oh please, can it."
Jessie glomped Gourry, "What about it James! Do you wanna see me half naked?"
Gourry blushed in a dark magenta, "Oh yeah…"
TBC…
AN: Jeri101: Keep reading to find out what happens next! Will they do a hula contest? Will Carrot get extremely horny or will Bunny kill him? Will Jessie ever figure out Gourry is not James? And will Mousse get some new glasses? Keep reading to find out!
TRLgirl: It's unquestionably sexy! Oh I wish I could see Gourry half naked doing the hula….