Stuck 2
Trapped in Paradise
Written by Jeri101 and co-written by TRLgirl and ideas supplied by all the authors written below.
Rating: PG-13 for language and sexual situations. As well as RyokoJessie.
WARNING: THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS INUENDO, AND STRONG SEXUAL SITUATIONS. I think it's still PG-13, though ^-^'
The Authors:
Jeri101- Osami
TRLgirl- RyokoJessie
Nayru Moon- Nayru
SailorV- Mina
LilMisty
Bunny
SakuraWashu
The Characters:
Sailor Moon: Rini Tsukino
Gundam Wing: Heero Yuy
Card Captor Sakura: Syaoran Li
Ranma ½: Mousse
Outlaw Star: Gene Starwind
Tenchi Muyo!: Ryoko Habiki
Dragonball Z: Gohan Son
Digimon 03: Takato Matsuki
Escaflowne: Merle
Pokemon: Jessie
Magic Knight Rayearth: Umi Ryuuzaki
Fushigi Yuugi: Tamahome
The Slayers: Gourry Gabriev
Pilot Candidate: Zero Enna
Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke Urameshi
Sorcerer Hunters: Carrot Glace
Zoids Guardian Force: Jamie
Special guest star: Hamtaro from Tottoko Hamutaro
Chapter 2: Hold Back
"I can't believe we're doing this," Osami complained as she bent over and picked up a coconut.
"Well, I think it'll be fun," Mina bent over and picked one up as well.
"Yeah, but she threatened us! She said if we don't collect the stupid coconuts for the hula contest then she'll kill us!" Osami exclaimed.
"Don't worry, it's not the end of the world, besides, at least we're not making the grass skirts," Nayru mused.
"Yeah, I guess you're right, but still, I don't want everyone to see me with just coconuts on," Osami shivered. "That's just gross."
"Come on, work faster," Jessie ordered to SakuraWashu, RyokoJessie, and Ryoko who were making the grass skirts.
"I wish Tenchi were here, then he would have gotten to see me hula," Ryoko puffed as she kept sewing her grass skirt together with coconut hair.
SakuraWashu sighed and said, "Didn't you already do that to him?"
Ryoko put her hand behind her head and sweat dropped, "Oh yeah but I didn't wear a coconut bra."
Jessie overhearing regretfully asked, "What did you wear?"
Ryoko clapped, "Absolutely nothing..."
They all fell over as RyokoJessie kept sewing her skirt. She was having a battle in her head with herself. The voices were telling her to show off in front of Gourry instead of Yusuke, but RyokoJessie did not want to get in the way of Jessie or she would get killed. She said loudly to herself, "No, I don't know who you are but I am trying to win this contest without going crazy!"
Everyone looked over at her. Lilmisty swallowed, (NO ALL YOU LITTLE HENTAI FREAKS OUT THERE! SHE ACUALLY IS AWAY FROM GENE RIGHT NOW!) "Uh Oh, day two I think she's losing it."
Heero walked passed her, "Yeah I know she feels."
Lilmisty stared, and then went back in her hut and started eating a stash of candy that she brought with her. She put her little skirt and coconut bra on and walked out.
At that time, all the girls had on their hula stuff and Carrot was tied onto a coconut tree while he was judging at the same time. Gene walked over to make sure it was tight. He stepped on something damp, and he looked at Carrot in disgust and said, "Jeez, I wonder how damp the ground's going to be at the end of the hula contest."
Gene walked away and took his seat as Gohan, Gourry, Tamahome, Heero, and Jamie placed a bet for who is going to make Carrot the horniest. Gourry said out loud, "It's gonna be Jessie, I dunno about Carrot, but she sure makes me God damn horny."
Everyone agreed, but then Mousse got up. "Or Ryoko, she has a nice chest!" They all agreed on that too.
Gohan got up and spoke on an imaginary microphone. "Okay, welcome to the first annual hula contest on Anime Island. Our bets are on Jessie and Ryoko. But we will never know until it starts, SO LET'S GET THE PARTY STARTED!"
Osami walked over and grabbed the imaginary microphone, she was the only girl not in a grass skirt or coconut bra. "Now the rules of the hula contest ar-"
Gohan grabbed the imaginary microphone back. "Hey, wait a second. Osami, you're supposed to be in the contest too."
Osami sweat dropped. "Well, I..." she put her hand behind her head. "I don't want to," her sweat drop got bigger.
Gohan sweat dropped. "But you're a girl, you have to be in the contest," he exclaimed.
"No I don't, now give me back the microphone!" she grabbed Gohan's hand and they started fighting over something that wasn't even there. Every single person sweat dropped. Gohan finally pulled and Osami fell back on the sand.
She started crying. "You're mean!" she screamed and ran into her hut and didn't come out.
Everybody sweat dropped again. "Well, the only rules are, is to work your stuff! Now, our first contestant is Rini!"
Rini walked out with the coconut bra falling off and a grass skirt down to ground. "Hi!" she waved.
Before she could do anything, Carrot yelled, "Next contestant please!"
Rini crossed her arms and walked away. "Our next contestant is Merle!"
Merle walked out and smiled as she looked over at Takato. She started doing a hula, her tail sticking up in the back.
At that, Carrot burst out laughing. The rest of the guys joined in and in seconds they were rolling on the ground laughing at the catgirl.
Merle frowned and puffed her tail. "Why are you laughing at me?" she cried.
"You're so funny looking!" Takato cried and continued laughing.
Her face turned bright red and she walked away.
Gohan stopped laughing and took a few breaths. "Our," he took a breath to keep from laughing, "next contestant is Bunny!"
Bunny walked over. Carrot's face lit up. "Yeah!" he cried.
Bunny waved and tripped and fell with her butt sticking up in the air and everyone saw her Sailor Moon underwear. The guys started laughing. Bunny got up, her face bright red, and started dancing. When she was done, she bowed and walked away. Carrot frowned. "No, come back!" he cried.
"Our next contestant is Mina!" Mina shyly walked over to the spot where she was supposed to do the dance. But instead, she ran over and glomped Gohan, and they both fell onto the ground.
"Hey!" Carrot cried. "You're supposed to glomp Carrot!" Mina didn't hear him, she was busy making out with Gohan.
All the guys sweat dropped. Jamie put his hand behind his back and then he pulled out another imaginary microphone. "Since Gohan's kinda busy at the moment, I think I'll take over from here. Our next contestant is SakuraWashu."
She walked over and stood perfectly still. She took a deep breath. "OH! Ricky, R-r-r-r-r-r-icky, Ricky Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! Ricky! R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-Ricky! Oh Ricky! Ricky! Ricky!" she vanished. Everyone stared.
"What the hell just happened?" Gene asked. Everyone shook his or her heads and sweat dropped.
"Well, uh, I guess our next contestant is Umi!"
She walked over and flipped her hair over her shoulder. Instead of dancing she started talking. "I am the prettiest girl that is here..."
~One hour later~
"I am obviously the best choice to win as you can tell," she continued. Every guy had fallen asleep, including Carrot.
~One hour later and 2 seconds~
"... and if you do not pick me, then you will be sorry," she continued. The snot bubble coming out Carrot's nose popped and he woke up.
"Next contestant!" he yelled.
Jamie opened his eyes. "Oh... um... our next contestant is Lilmisty!"
"But I wasn't finished yet," Umi protested.
"Sorry," he shrugged. She stomped off. Lilmisty walked over, looking very happy. Then she started a little dance. All of a sudden, she started eating her skirt and her top and when they were almost gone, she started laughing and ran into the distance.
The guys didn't even sweat drop. Their eyes almost fell out of their heads. Jamie walked over and sweat dropped. "Well, that was... unique. Anyway, our next contestant is RyokoJessie!"
RyokoJessie walked over. "EVIL!" she cried.
Everybody looked up, including Gohan and Mina, who had been making out for 2 hours and 10 minutes straight. RyokoJessie gasped. "Oh no! This can't be happening!" She walked backwards and put her hands on her head and yelled, "STOP THE VOICES! THE VOICES!"
Everyone held onto the person next to them, Yusuke ran to RyokoJessie, "Ohmigod, are you okay?"
RyokoJessie managed to utter a few words, "Run, run Yusuke and never return."
Yusuke yelled, "WHAT'S GOING ON! I'll do whatever you want." At that time he kissed her and started running towards the woods. RyokoJessie started crying, "EVIL!" She blurted as the voices grew louder saying, "Glomp Gourry. Make Love to Gourry."
RyokoJessie had no choice. "I will do as you told." She walked over and everyone started shaking. She approached Gourry as she uttered, "I'm sorry, but the voices are too loud." She pounced on top of Gourry and started to lick his hair. "AHHHHH WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Tamahome and Zero grabbed onto RyokoJessie as she started shifting and tossing her head back and forth. "NO, NO, THE VOICES!"
They took her away as everyone started to calm down, except Gourry of course who didn't know what happened to him.
She broke free and ran into the woods. "Uh oh, Yusuke ran in there," Takato observed. All the guys looked at each other. They all simultaneously put their hands together in prayer and bowed their heads.
Jamie took out the imaginary microphone. "Our next contestant is Nayru."
Nayru walked over in her regular clothes. "I refuse to do this. I am sorry, but I will not be participating," she bowed and went back to her hut. The guys sweat dropped.
"Oh man," Carrot muttered.
"Our last two contestants are Jessie and Ryoko!" Jamie cried.
Carrot's eyes got really big as Jessie and Ryoko walked out. He struggled to get lose. He started drooling.
Ryoko and Jessie started to walk towards Carrot. Carrot stared. Jessie changed direction and zoomed over to Gourry and started making out with him. Ryoko continued walking over to Carrot, who was still tied to the tree. She ignored the wet spot on the ground, which seemed to be getting bigger and bigger. She grabbed onto Carrot's face and pulled herself close to him and started making out with him.
Every single guy, except Gourry, Carrot, and Gohan, had the biggest sweat drop they had ever had in their life.
Jessie stopped making out with Gourry and noticed the other lipstick on his face. She smacked him. "Hey! What was that for?" Gourry asked.
"WHOM THE HELL WERE YOU MAKING OUT WITH BEFORE!?"
Jamie raised a finger and softly said, "RyokoJessie attacked him unwillingly, don't freak."
Jessie looked from Gourry to Jamie and decided Jamie was telling the truth. "Oh, I'm so sorry James, dear. Let me make it up to you," she grabbed his hand and dragged him to their hut while Gourry had a giddy look on his face.
Everyone's sweat drop got even bigger, if that was possible as they watched Gourry and Jessie leave. Their attention turned back to Ryoko and Carrot.
Mousse's hand clenched. "Hey!" he cried. He started running towards Ryoko, but instead ran the other way and straight into a tree. He fell over unconscious.
By this time, the sweat drops were as big as their bodies. Jamie's sweat drop went away as he walked towards Carrot and Ryoko. "Alright you two, break it up. Carrot needs to announce the winner," he moved in closer to pull them apart, but instead slipped on the wet ground.
"What the hell?" he cried.
Ryoko blushed, "Oh, well it looks like Carrot here had a good time tonight." As she started to reach down his pants. Ryoko started giggling as the moisture on the ground grew more and more.
Jamie decided to but in, "OK, THAT'S ENOUGH SOME LITTLE KIDS ARE WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW AND THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE MOIST STUFF REALLY IS!" He pointed to Syaoran and Takato.
He sighed, "Anyway the award goes to Ryoko obviously because she cleaned the floor with Carrot's..."
"COME ON ALLREADY LET'S GO TO BED, IT'S GETTING LATE!" Tamahome shouted.
Jamie sighed. "Well, that's that." He went behind the tree and untied Carrot. Carrot immediately went over to Ryoko. They started making out and fell on the sand. Jamie sweat dropped and slowly walked away.
Just when Carrot was going to actually make love to Ryoko, she put a finger on his lips and said, "No, as much as I would like to, I can't."
Carrot looked confused, "Huh? Why I thought we would have some fun!"
Ryoko sighed, "Its not that, its just that well it's that time..."
Carrot nodded, "Yeah, what time?"
Ryoko whispered, "It's that time of the month."
Carrot stalled, "On no, NOOOOOOOO!!!! AND I WAS SO CLOSE!"
Ryoko walked away and sighed, "Yeah right, I would never think about having sex with you. Tenchi...."
Carrot was screaming, "DAMN THAT TIME OF THE MONTH! DAMN IT ALL!"
Meanwhile, Zero walked back into the hut and saw Osami sitting on her bed, a grim look on her face, reading a Megami Kouhosei manga. "Uh... hi," Zero said.
She nodded. "I hate Gohan. I wanted to be the announcer!" she burst into sobs.
Zero sweat dropped. "Well, uh, I guess I know how to make you unhyper."
The rest of the guys decided to go back. As they walked back to their hut, they noticed that Mina and Gohan were STILL making out. "Uh... guys," Takato said.
Mina stopped making out with Gohan and noticed all the guys staring at them. "Come on Gohan, let's go back to our hut," they stood up and left.
Syaoran walked back to his hut. "This was the most interesting day of my life," he muttered. He opened the door to a hut and stopped dead in his tracks.
"Oh James dear," Jessie moaned.
God, it would be ten times better if she knew my real name, Gourry thought.
Syaoran's eyes popped out. He turned around and closed the door. "Wrong hut," he muttered. "Yup, this was definitely the most interesting day of my life," he walked into his own hut and saw Merle using his bed as a scratching post. "Hey!" he cried. She hissed at him. He walked out of the hut and sat on the ground. "I think I'll just stay here where I'll be safe," he curled in to a ball and closed his eyes. He felt something tickling his toe. He chuckled and opened his eyes and saw a ghost crab. He screamed and ran away.
Nayru sat on her bed reading a Harry Potter book. The door opened and Heero walked in. "Hi," she muttered.
"Hn," Heero grunted.
"How was the hula contest?" she asked.
"Hn," he grunted again. He went over to his laptop and started typing. Nayru sighed.
"Why did I get paired up with Heero? He's anti-social, thinks he's evil-kaneval and hardly even speaks! Gosh, when you got such a gloomy personality why don't you just give up and stop pretending to be human!"
"Hey!" Heero exclaimed.
"What is it?" Nayru asked.
"Could you keep it down over there."
"Yeah sure, forgive me for interrupting," Nayru stopped. Wait a second, she thought. That was from the fourth episode of Gundam Wing, dude. Maybe I am turning into Duo, hmm...
Gene sighed as he sat down on his bed. The door swung open and LilMisty stepped into the hut. Gene stared. She was covered in seagull feathers and had a seagull on top of her head. "Uh... are you okay?" he asked.
"Hi Gene," LilMisty responded.
Gene rolled his eyes.
Mousse walked into his hut and he saw what appeared to be Ryoko taking off her clothes. He stared at the bedpost when Ryoko was at the other side of the room. Ryoko stared at Mousse wondering why he was staring at a bedpost.
"Uh Mousse," she started, "I'm over here"
Mousse turned around, "Oh! So there you are. Proceed."
Carrot was already in his hut when Bunny walked in still wearing her little hula thingy. Carrot stopped doing what he was doing in bed ran over to Bunny and glomped her while Bunny gave the biggest sweatdrop of the night. She was sick and tired of Carrot glomping every girl on the island so she stood Carrot in front of her, leaned closer to him but instead of kissing him, she whammed him where it hurts.
"AHHHHHHH!!!! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN!" Carrot screamed as he curled up in a little ball.
Bunny said in a smart tone, "Relax, I kicked you with my weakest ability. Besides, who would have sex with you?"
Carrot replied, "Well, you would."
Bunny looked at him with fire in her eyes and kicked him again, and a loud shriek pierced the air. Everyone looked up. Then RyokoJessie who was also huddled in a ball got up and said, "Looks like Carrot got what he deserved," then she cuddled back in a ball again.
Umi was looking in the mirror that she brought and started to talk to herself. Tamahome just fell asleep as Umi walked over and shook him , "Hey, Hey, Tamahome. Was my performance good? Did you like it?"
Tamahome just couldn't handle it, "Errrr, give me $100 and I'll tell you."
Umi sighed and smartly said, "NO, NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"
~One Million Years Later (only 10 minutes)~
"OK! Here's your money! Was I good?" Umi shouted.
Tamahome sighed and said, "Yeah, it was cool."
Umi smiled, "YES! I am the prettiest of all the girls on the island!"
Tamahome sighed again and went back asleep.
Takato walked into the hut. Rini was lying on the bed, crying. She looked up when Takato came in. "Why does everyone have to pick on me?" she sobbed.
"Because you have pink hair," he replied.
She stared at him. "MOON PRISM POWER!" she cried. "PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!"
Takato stood there and stared at her. "Uh..." he muttered.
She moved in closer to Takato. "PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK!" she cried again. Pink hearts came out of her wand and started hitting Takato in the face.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, OK! STOPPIT!" he screamed.
Rini stopped and untransformed and stuck her tongue out at him, jumped into her bed, rolled over and closed her eyes.
Takato sighed. "Why couldn't I have been paired with someone normal?"
Jamie walked into his hut. He sighed and sat down on his bed. "Man, people here are really hentai," he muttered. "I wonder where SakuraWashu is," he mumbled.
"Right here!" she cried. She evaporated onto her bed.
"Dude! Can you teach me how to do that?" he asked.
"No way! It's my special ability. I am SakuraWashu, the greatest scientific genius in the universe!"
"Yeah sure, tell Washu that," Jamie murmured. SakuraWashu stuck her tongue out at him.
After that, everyone finally decided to go to sleep to face tomorrow's troubles, well, except for Jessie and Gourry, of course.
The next morning, everyone sat around the fire, except Gohan and Mina. "I'll go get them!" Osami exclaimed. She went over to the hut and opened the door. "Hey Gohan! Mina! It's time for-" she closed the door. "Nevermind."
They didn't know how they all fitted around the fire, but they were all there. "Did you guys save the milk and skin from the coconut bras?" Gene asked the girls.
"No, we ate it," Jessie replied. "Although, I did save some for my James dear," she smiled.
Gene rolled his eyes. "So, us guys, besides Gourry, have nothing to eat? All the coconuts are gone!" Syaoran yelled.
Gohan and Mina walked over to the fire and Gohan's stomach growled and he sweat dropped. Everyone looked down at their own stomachs. Gene went back into his hut and came out carrying his gun.
"Must... eat... gun..." he shoved the gun in his mouth and started to chew it.
Everyone stared with a huge sweat drop on their heads. Gene couldn't chew it, so he swallowed it. "Ahh, now I'm not hungry," he said.
The sweat drops got even bigger. "That was so gross," Rini said.
Then he burped and a bullet whizzed out of his mouth. Everyone stared. "What the hell?" Nayru exclaimed.
"HEY! LOOK! IT'S HAMTARO!!" Mina cried, pointing over to the grass.
"Yeah right," Bunny said.
"No really, listen!" Everyone stopped talking and heard, 'Padda, Padda, Padda, Padda.'
"HAMTARO!" Nayru cried. She ran over to where he was and picked him up and hugged him.
All the other girls ran over to look at the cute, mind-frying, cell-killing, hamster. "AWW!" they all giggled. He was so cute.
He was squirming to get out of Nayru's grasp. LilMisty picked him up. "Ooh, breakfast," she said and ate him in one gulp.
"NO! HAMTARO! MY CUTE HAMSTER FRIEND!" Nayru cried.
"NO!!!!!! HAMTARO!" all the other girls cried.
"GET LILMISTY!" Bunny shouted. They all started chasing her and they didn't notice the seagulls closing in. They picked LilMisty by the arms and carried her away. The girls stood still and gawked in silence at LilMisty flying away with the seagulls. They could hear 'Padda, Padda, Padda, Padda' coming from her stomach.
"That girl is just damn weird," SakuraWashu muttered.
Everyone nodded their heads and agreed.
"You know, I was thinking. We couldn't have used all the coconuts yesterday, there has to be some more in the woods," Merle said, changing the conversation.
"Why don't Nayru and I go look for some?" Osami suggested. The girls nodded, glad they weren't going to do it. Osami grabbed Nayru's hand and they ran into the forest. The girls went back to the campfire. Maybe they could find something to eat in the meantime.
Osami and Nayru walked through the woods searching for coconuts. They came to a clearing and saw a hut. "How did this hut get here?" Osami asked rhetorically.
"Beats me," Nayru replied. "Wonder if anyone's in there."
"Let's find out," Osami grabbed Nayru's hand and they walked over to the hut and opened the door. In the hut was RyokoJessie. There were skulls all around the hut and RyokoJessie was sharpening a piece of stone while muttering 'evil'.
Osami and Nayru looked at each other and sweat dropped. They slowly closed the door.
Osami and Nayru slowly walked back to the huts. Everyone looked cheerful as they walked up to them.
Heero looked up and said, "Did you find anything?"
"Yes." They said at the same time, "We saw her, in a hut with animal skulls all over the place."
Everyone gasped in horror as they came to realization that RyokoJessie has finally cut lose.
"Uh oh," Takato muttered.
"Anyway, look! On the ground there's a piece of cheese!" Gourry cried.
"Someone should eat it and see if it's any good," Jessie said.
"Why don't you, Gohan," Mina suggested.
"No, it's mine!" Gourry cried and Gourry and Gohan got into a fight over the cheese. Gohan blasted him out of the way.
"JAMES DEAR!" Jessie cried, running over to him.
Gohan took a bite of the cheese and fell over and died. "GOHAN!!!!!!!!!!" Mina cried running over to his side and feeling his pulse.
"That must be GoCheese, you eat it and you go," Ryoko muttered.
"GOHAN! ANSWER ME!!! GOHAN!!!" Mina started crying. "Why Gohan? Why? It's my entire fault! I shouldn't have asked you to eat that cheese! OH GOHAN!!!" Mina was bawling her eyes out. She sniffed and walked over to the forest she took a stick. She went back over to Gohan.
"Gohan, don't worry, I'll be with you shortly," she took the stick and shoved it inside her chest. "Good-bye everyone," she choked, then she fell over dead.
"MINA!" Osami cried running over. "Mina, you were my best friend, why'd you have to go away," she started crying. Nayru came over and put her hand on Osami's shoulder, with tears in her eyes.
"Dont worry Osami. She's with Gohan, now."
"She promised we'd be together until the end," Osami sobbed. "And she left, she left!"
Zero walked over and kneeled down next to Osami. "Shh, it's alright," he said, trying to comfort her.
"No! It's not alright!" she cried.
"You still have me, I'm your best friend, too," Nayru said.
Osami looked at her and started crying even harder. She ran into her hut, muttering 'Mina'. Zero ran and followed her. As her partner he felt it was his responsibility to make her feel better.
"Let's push them into the sea and give them a sea burial!" Nayru suggested.
Syaoran, Merle, Gene, and Tamahome worked together to push Mina and Gohan into the sea. "Good-bye!" Nayru waved. They all bowed and clapped their hands in prayer. The other people around the fire did as well.
"HEY! IT'S A FISH!" Syaoran cried. "Merle, you're a cat, go get it!"
"NO!" she protested.
"I WILL!" a voice cried. A person fell out of the sky and into the water. It was LilMisty. She swam after the fish and was never seen again, well until the next Stuck, of course.
The announcer dude appeared out of nowhere. "ALOHA! Time to vote someone off! Now everyone just close your eyes and think of the name of who you want voted off. I will choose one person's mind to read and that person will come with me."
Syaoran shut his eyes tightly and thought of Merle. Takato shut his eyes and thought of the pink-haired brat. Tamahome shut his eyes and thought of Umi.
"ALRIGHT! The weakest link is Merle, sorry," he said.
"ME?" Merle asked. "B-b-but... TAKATO!" she cried, running over to him and hugging him.
Takato's eyes grew wide. "I don't want to leave you," she cried.
"Come on Merle," the announcer walked over and grabbed her tail. "Say Good-bye!"
"GOOD-BYE TAKATO! I LOVE YOU!" The announcer and Merle vanished.
Takato stared. "Uh..." he muttered.
"Bye bye," Rini called and made a peace sign.
To Be Continued...
AN: Jeri101: TRLgirl, you are so sick! How did you come up with all that? You hentai mind! I only came up with the-
TRLgirl: Come on, Jeri101. You only came up with the funny part! I had to come up with all that hentai stuff. How did I do it? Well I wonder… ::hugs Gourry Plushie::
Jeri101: Oh please TRLgirl. Anyway, mina-sans, stay tuned for episode three of Stuck 2! What's going to happen now?
TRLgirl: It's unquestionably cannibalistic!