Stuck 2: Trapped in Paradise

by Jeri101

A sorta anime survivor kinda thingy, but not. Filled with insanity, people who are no so bright up there, crude humor, and enough girls to keep Carrot happy forever! What more could you ask for? Finally finished!

3. The Return

Stuck 2

Trapped in Paradise

Written by Jeri101 and co-written by TRLgirl and ideas supplied by all the authors written below.

The Authors:

Jeri101- Osami

TRLgirl- RyokoJessie

Nayru Moon- Nayru

Bunny

SakuraWashu

The Characters:

Sailor Moon: Rini Tsukino

Gundam Wing: Heero Yuy

Card Captor Sakura: Syaoran Li

Ranma ½: Mousse

Outlaw Star: Gene Starwind

Tenchi Muyo!: Ryoko Habiki

Digimon 03: Takato Matsuki

Pokemon: Jessie

Magic Knight Rayearth: Umi Ryuuzaki

Fushigi Yuugi: Tamahome

The Slayers: Gourry Gabriev

Pilot Candidate: Zero Enna

Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke Urameshi

Sorcerer Hunters: Carrot Glace

Zoids Guardian Force: Jamie

Chapter 3: The Return

"AAAAAAAAH! Too hungry! Must eat Gourry's hair!" Mousse stated as he started to lick Gourry's hair. "Looks...like.... Banana pudding!"

Nayru looked around quickly, "Banana pudding? Where? Where is it?"

Then all of a sudden everyone looked around them and started running for Gourry's hair. "GET OFF ME!" Gourry screamed as his hair started getting pulled off.

"NO!" Umi exclaimed. "Not until I get my banana pudding!"

"HOLD IT!" A loud voice came screaming over the horizon. "What's going on here and why is everyone around MY James?" Jessie grunted as she hurled a bag of sand bombs that she previously made before she made love to Gourry.

Osami almost gagged on her serving of Gourry Hair, "Um, Ah... here want some banana pudding?"

Jessie got a sand bomb and smashed it on Osami's head, "That's for being an idiot, anybody else want one?"

Everyone dropped their plates and disappeared. Jessie smiled as she turned to Gourry, "Now my James sweetie, we will hunt for some food!"

She dragged Gourry into the woods where she started to collect some coconuts that magically appeared out of nowhere. "I wonder where these came from..." she whispered to herself.

Gourry thought for a second, (wow, he's actually thinking!) "There's a trail of them leading to that strange looking hut with human sculls all around it!"

Jessie gulped, "That must be where RyokoJessie keeps her victims!"

Gourry sweatdropped as he took Jessie's hand and walked toward the shore where everyone else was.

Rini and Syaoran started to make clam sandwiches as they approached the campfire. Ryoko took the one that Syaoran had in his hand and started to chew down on it.

"HEY THAT WAS MINE YOU 700 YEAR OLD MUMMY-WOMAN!"" he yelled as he snatched it back.

Rini took one bite and finished the whole thing, "No use fighting over it. I'm sure that we can find something else to eat in that jungle. I'll go look."

Bunny stopped eating seaweed, "Don't go in there alone take SakuraWashu with you..."

SakuraWashu nodded, "Right, while you go look for food for the others, I'll look for RyokoJessie."

Gourry and Jessie just arrived in time to hear SakuraWashu say that.

Jessie shook her head, "I don't think you want to go in there and look for her, she definitely blew a gasket."

Gourry nodded as everyone looked at SakuraWashu for a response. SakuraWashu got up and took Rini's hand, "I don't care, she's a human being, I'm going to look for her! Let's go!"

SakuraWashu and Rini cautiously began towards the forest. As they got to the edge, they were interrupted by a scream. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!" they heard, as a body flew past them. They turned around to look at who it was. Yusuke was running out of the forest.

Yusuke ran over to Ryoko. "Quick! Ryoko! You've gotta help me!" he said, just as another body ran by SakuraWashu and Rini.

Yusuke looked and yelped. "I-I-it's… A… CANNIBAL!!!!!" he screamed, running.

The second person was none other than RyokoJessie. She was running after Yusuke, foaming at the mouth with a knife in her hand.

She caught up with Yusuke and tackled him to the ground. "No!" he yelled. "RyokoJessie! It's me! Yusuke!" he cried.

RyokoJessie grinned. Yusuke cringed. RyokoJessie brought the knife up as if she was going to stab him, but instead, ate him in one gulp. Everyone stared.

"Still want to go look for RyokoJessie?" Rini asked SakuraWashu. SakuraWashu shook her head.

RyokoJessie looked around. She burped. "Now for dessert," she muttered. She looked and saw… pink cotton candy… actually, it was Rini's pink hair. Her mouth started to foam again as she ran towards SakuraWashu and Rini.

They screamed and SakuraWashu grabbed Rini's hand and they ran into the woods, RyokoJessie not too far behind. "EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she screamed.

Rini tripped and her grip in SakuraWashu's hand was lost. "No! Rini!" SakuraWashu yelled, turning around and seeing Rini on the ground, RyokoJessie running towards her.

SakuraWashu screamed and ran into the woods. As Rini tried to pull herself up, RyokoJessie jumped on top of her. "I'm too cute to die!" Rini cried, as RyokoJessie ate her in one gulp.

RyokoJessie licked her lips. "Tasted like cotton candy," she burped. "Evil," she muttered. She got up and walked back to her hut in the woods.

Back at the campfire, everyone was crowded around. "Rini and Yusuke are dead," Zero said, calmly.

Everyone in unison bowed their heads and clapped their hands in prayer. "And SakuraWashu is lost in the woods," Jamie added.

"You know, I was just starting to like Rini," Takato muttered.

"And SakuraWashu is all alone…" Nayru muttered.

"I hope she's okay and RyokoJessie doesn't find her," Syaoran said.

"Don't worry! Carrot will find her!" Carrot said, as he began running towards the woods.

"Oh no you don't," Bunny grabbed his collar. "I don't want you to get eaten alive like Yusuke and Rini. You're staying right here, Mr. Glace."

"I sure hope RyokoJessie doesn't come back," Umi said.

"Well, if she did and ate all of you, I could win the million dollars," Tamahome put his hands behind his head.

Jessie slapped him. "My James honey will win the million dollars before you ever do, isn't that right James?" she asked, rubbing Gourry's hair. He nodded.

Osami's stomach growled really loud. "Um… guys? I think we need some food."

Everyone nodded their heads in agreement.

"Carrot knows what to do!" Carrot yelled as he ran away and then came running back as he did a nosedive into the sand and started digging.

Everyone sweatdropped, "Uh Carrot… what are you doing?" Tamahome asked.

"DIGGING FOR CLAMS!" Carrot screamed, as he kept digging further.

Jessie sighed, "Ok… I know! Mousse you haven't been doing any thing lately, why don't you get some chow!" she chirped.

"That's a wonderful idea Jessie! In matter of fact, I'll get it now!" Mousse exclaimed as he walked around and marched down the beach.

Syaoran sighed and commented, "That's easy persuasion."

Then out of nowhere a bullet sound whizzed in the air, then Gene shouted, "Oh sorry I farted!"

Umi screamed in horror, "THAT'S DISCUSTING!"

But little did they all know, that Mousse was near a part of the Island were the tide was a little higher.

Mousse was dwelling nearer and nearer to the water. "Hmmm… I feel something damp on my feet, I wonder if Carrot is near… Wait, damp?…QUACK!" Mousse has turned into a duck.

Back at the campfire, people were chanting, "DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!" as Carrot dwelled nearer to the clams.

While Gourry was chanting as well, he stopped, "I smell, I smell,"

Jessie stopped too, "What are you smelling James Dear?'

"I SMELL FRICKEN CHICKEN!" Gourry screamed as he ran towards the scent.

Jessie hopped over the log and followed him, "Wait for me!"

Takato yelled, "Chicken OMG!"

Bunny commented, " It's not chicken, its Gravitation."

Nayru turned around, "Shuichi! Where!"

Bunny then puffed, "Oh no! I just had the urge!"

RyokoJessie appeared and yelled, "Tohma!" Then disappeared.

Zero shouted, "Uh, Wasn't that her!"

Osami laughed, "Oh yeah, she does that now and then. Just ignore it.

Gourry and Jessie were seen in the distance running with a plucken chicken, or duck kinda thing, still alive.

Carrot hopped out of his hole, which was dug all the way to the other side of the island, "LETS BAKE IT!" he screamed as he grabbed the chicken and stabbed it with a sick and started baking it over the fire.

"Oh yeah, Oh Yeah, I'm so excited that I'm not even thinking about sex!" Carrot screamed as he stood and stared at the chicken roasting.

Everyone sighed as they contently sat down and watched Mousse fry like the goose he is.

"Actually," Carrot commented, "I am think about sex, I'm actually thinking about having sex with Jessie!"

Everyone gasped as Gourry got a little provoked and screamed, "What did you say pal!" he screamed as he clutched his sword that he has not used this whole entire time.

Carrot laughed, "I just said I wanted to make love to that girl you're always hanging around."

Everyone growled, but then Gourry yelled, "HIKARIO!" and a blade of light hurled out of his sword, "You die now!" he screamed, as he was about to kill Carrot.

"WAIT!" Jamie yelled as he stopped Gourry in his tracks and yelled, "I also am sick of Carrots pranks, so let me deal with him MY way."

Jamie grabbed Carrots collar and jumped into the hole.

Everyone sat and stared as another bullet noise went off, Gene voice was heard, "Sorry!"

Jamie raced down the hole as he approached the other side of the island.

"Damn it where are you taking me!" Carrot yelled at Jamie.

"I'm going to take you to a remote part of the island and bury you in the sand!"

"Oh ok," Carrot sighed sarcastically and put his hands behind his head.

They finally reached the other side of the island where Jamie started digging rapidly.

"Now you shall meet your fate!" Jamie laughed evilly.

Carrot then snuck up behind him and laughed, "Think again!"

Jamie gasped then Carrot kicked him in the hole and buried him instead.

Carrot laughed, "Looks whose got the last laugh now!" then walked away.

Jamie screamed, "HEY GET ME OUT OF HERE THE TIDES GETTING HIGHER!"

Then a crab emerged from the sand and pinched Jamie in the nose, "AHHHH!" he screamed.

Meanwhile back at the campfire, the whole group, Jessie, Gourry, Carrot, Umi, Zero, Takato, Heero, Nayru, Syaoran, Bunny, Osami, Gene, Ryoko, and Tamahome sat down to have there mini feast.

Sasami comes out of nowhere and places the plate down on the table. "Alright guys time to eat!" she screams as she disappears.

Ryoko sighs, "I'm so hungry that I'm hallucinating!"

Carrot yell's "LETS EAT!"

Everyone then yells and digs in.

"AH!" Nayru sighs, "That was good eating. But I wonder where did Mousse go!"

Osami gasped in horror, then choked. She spit out the duck and yelled, "OH MY STARS! WE JUST ATE MOUSSE!"

Umi swallowed the duck and commented, "There's no mousse here. No one brought any!"

Ryoko gasped and stated, "You mean, MOUSSE THE GUY WITH POOR VISION! BUT HOW CAN HE TURN INTO A DUCK!"

Nayru then pulled a pointer out of nowhere and coughed, "Well, its quite simple really, you see there is a spring called 'Jusenkyo' and if you fall into a spring there, you then turn into whatever drown there when doused with cold water. Warm water reversing the effect."

"So you mean when Mousse was looking for food, the cold water from the ocean doused him and turned him into a duck?!" Ryoko screamed.

"Most likely I mean why else could a duck get to this remote island." Heero kept munching on the duck.

Then Gourry yelled, "Oh yeah, so that's why the duck had glasses!"

Ryoko fell sick to her stomach "I can not believe that I just ate my partner!"

Jessie tried to comfort her friend, "Ryoko…"

"I can't live with the guilt! I have to get off this island NOW! I'm sorry everyone and sorry to you to Jessie, my friend! But I must go! I VOTE MYSELF OFF!"

At that moment a bright light took Ryoko up as the light followed her up into the sky and shattered to a million pieces.

RyokoJessie popped out of nowhere again, "Like Escaflowne ne?"

Jessie screamed, "RYOKO!" then wept.

Meanwhile, back in the woods… SakuraWashu was resting underneath a tree. "I can't believe Rini and Yusuke were eaten by RyokoJessie. That's such a sad way to die. I hope she doesn't find me here. I'm too tired to run anymore." At that moment, she felt something dripping on her head. "Must be raining," she observed, looking up. When she looked up, she saw, in the tree, RyokoJessie, foaming at the mouth.

"OH SHIT!" SakuraWashu screamed as she began running. RyokoJessie, jumped out the tree and chased after her.

"EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted.

SakuraWashu ran and ran and ran, "Damn, I wonder if I can use my magic powers to hold her back!" she tried to throw a fireball but then remembered, "DAMN! I forgot, it's my time of the month!" I can't use any of my powers!

RyokoJessie drew nearer and nearer to SakuraWashu until they both reached the ocean on the edge of the island.

"OH NO I THINK I'M SUNK!" SakuraWashu yells as she looks behind her to find RyokoJessie with her arms folded looking straight at her.

RyokoJessie sneered and laughed, "Try a Monobolt." RyokoJessie put her hand on SakuraWashu's shoulder and she screamed bloody murder as a surge of electricity ran trough her body.

Then SakuraWashu went black as she passed out in front of RyokoJessie.

"Wow" RyokoJessie commented. "I didn't know that I had magical Powers."

"You don't" a man said behind her. "You just reenacted the scene in Slayers where I corner Lina and kidnapped her." The man said.

"Oh yeah I remember that! Thanks Zel!" RyokoJessie chirped happily.

"Any time! Hey do you think I could be in the next stuck?" Zel asked her.

RyokoJessie replied, "Sure I'll ask Osami if you can!"

"Hey" Zel commented. "Aren't you suppose to be a lunatic now."

"Well, yeah." RyokoJessie answered. "So, I have to eat you now."

Before Zel could run, RyokoJessie already had him down her throat.

She swallowed him whole, "A bit of Rock Candy, but plain flavored. Kinda Boring, like his personality."

Meanwhile, back at the campfire…

"Well atleast we had a good feast, today," Bunny commented.

"How could you say that? We ate Mousse!" Umi exclaimed.

"Well, atleast we got to eat SOMETHING," Tamahome commented.

"Well, the bad thing is since the dinner was so good, I have a little flatulence problem, so I can't take a crap, since a gun is lodged between my anus, I'm gonna have a cramp all night," Gene said.

"I really didn't need to know that," Takato sweat dropped.

"You know, I'm a gundam pilot," Heero monotoned.

"Didn't we have nice weather today?" Osami perked.

Syaoran agreed, "I noticed that, too."

Nayru exclaimed, "We have been ignoring Heero the whole time! What is that you said, Heero?" She looked over at him.

Heero got up and walked away. "If you excuse me, I'll be hitting myself against a tree."

"Oh ok," Nayru said.

The announcer guy then appeared out of nowhere. "Aloha everybody!"

"Could you stop imitating Principal Kuno!? That's Scott McNeil's job!" Osami cried.

The announcer guy sweat dropped. "Well… it's time-"

He was cut off by Zero asking, "Hey, announcer dude, what's your name?"

"Oh, my name is Fred," he answered.

"FRED!? WHERE!?" Gene yelled. "Hide me!"

"Hi Fred!" Carrot chirped.

"As I was saying. It's time to vote someone off! Now, think really hard of who you would like to vote off."

"How about we all think about RyokoJessie? Then she'd be gone for sure," Jessie commented.

"Sorry, but we can only vote off someone who is present right here."

"Oh."

"Well, I am pleased to inform you that the one voted off is Takato Matsuki!" Fred yelled.

"What!? Me!? What did I do?" Takato screamed.

"Absolutely nothing!" Fred clapped his hands and Takato disappeared.

"That was my fourth husband," Osami sniffed. "Oh wait! I still have Zero!" Osami ran over and glomped him.

"Help," Zero said.

RyokoJessie popped out of nowhere. ::starts music:: "So long! Farewell! Adieu, I say good-bye!" Then she disappeared.

"Oh my," Gourry commented.

To be continued…

Jeri101: Well that turned out… very interestingly… *daydreams* Zero-chan…

TRLgirl: HA! Now looks who's perverted. And I thought I was the queen of Hentai!

Jeri101: WHAT!? I wasn't thinking pervertedly. I was just daydreaming of being with him! :P Anyway, stay tune for Chapter 4 minna!

TRLgirl: It's unquestionably…uh… something…I KNOW! It's Unquestionably Mysterious!

~Jeri101 and TRLgirl~ 6/8/03