Stuck 2: Trapped in Paradise

by Jeri101

A sorta anime survivor kinda thingy, but not. Filled with insanity, people who are no so bright up there, crude humor, and enough girls to keep Carrot happy forever! What more could you ask for? Finally finished!

4. Death Happy

Stuck 2

Trapped in Paradise

By Jeri101 and TRLgirl

Rating: PG-13

The Authors:

Jeri101- Osami

TRLgirl- RyokoJessie

Nayru Moon- Nayru

Bunny

The Characters:

Gundam Wing: Heero Yuy

Card Captor Sakura: Syaoran Li

Outlaw Star: Gene Starwind

Pokemon: Jessie

Magic Knight Rayearth: Umi Ryuuzaki

Fushigi Yuugi: Tamahome

The Slayers: Gourry Gabriev

Pilot Candidate: Zero Enna

Sorcerer Hunters: Carrot Glace

Chapter 4: Death Happy

            "La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la," Umi sang.

            "STOP IT!!!" Jessie exclaimed. "We are all going mad as it is!"

            "There's nothing left to dooooooooooo," Gourry complained.

            "I know, we're already in fourth week," Syaoran agreed.

            Carrot jumped up. "I know! We'll think of something! Like…"

            "Oh no, no more ideas from you, Mr. Happy!" Bunny yelled.

            "I KNOW!!" Carrot started digging again, but this time he started making a hut out of sand.

            "Carrot, what are you doing, now?" Zero asked.

                "Ta da! It's a bar!" Carrot stood behind his creation.

            "A BAR! A BAR! A BAR! A BAR! A BAR!" Gene screamed.

            "What's on the menu? What's on the menu? What's on the menu?" Gourry chorused.

            "Uh… saltwater and coconut milk!" Carrot smiled. Everyone sweatdropped.

            "Oh! Don't worry! I have alcohol in my pants!" Gene smiled.

            "Alcohol!? How come you didn't tell us before?" Nayru yelled.

            RyokoJessie came out of the woods. "Alcohol! That's my permanent accessory!"

            "Alcohol is a partytime necessity!" Gene added. Everyone looked at him.

He sweatdropped. "I was in the video."

            RyokoJessie coughed and started talking, "OK guys! Now that alcohol has come into the matter… I will be calm and I won't eat anybody until the next chapter. SO LET'S GET WORKING ON THE FOOD AND LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!"

            Osami stopped this little fiasco, "Wait, wait, how can we trust you?"

            "Oh let's just say if you don't, I'll eat you alive like I did Zel, Yusuke, Rini, SakuraWashu, and so many other things!"

            Osami scurried away, "Umm…OK let's get started on the accessories!"

            Right when everyone was about to go searching for food, someone came out of the water in an angry rage.

            "YOU FIEND! HOW DARE YOU EAT MY ZEL!" LilMisty exclaimed as she punched her sister in the face.

            "OWW!! LEAVE ME ALONE MY MEDICATION HAS ALREADY WORN OFF!"  She screamed as LilMisty walked back to the water.

            She turned around and murmured, "Omae o korosu"

            "HEY!" a voice from the background sounded off.  Heero emerged from the crowd, "I may have been silent for the past 3 chapters, but my voice will be heard! DO NOT STEAL MY LINES GODDAMNIT!"

            He ran and did a Rocket punch on the poor Zel obsessed child. She flew into the air and was not seen again.

            RyokoJessie started clapping and got out a microphone. "OK! Heero's voice was finally heard! Now lets proceed to the Glace Bar for some Bacardi Silvers and Coconut stuff!"

            Everyone cheered as they proceeded to the Sand Bar. (TRLgirl: HA! I made a funny!)

            Once inside, they were amazed that Carrot somehow got electricity and music inside.

            "Working soda machines? Carrot how did you get such cool stuff?" Gene asked.

            "Oh, don't you know? Every other day the people who work this show send us a variety of things. I was the person who kept on getting all the stuff to my door so I kept it. They sent me electricity outlets… IN A CAN! They sent me soda machines, lights, chairs, AND LIVE ENTERTAINMENT! There was some other stuff, and I threw it in here."

            Tamahome grabbed Carrot by the throat, "You mean to tell me that we had food, soda, LIVE ENTERTAINMENT, and a whole bunch of other stuff, AND YOU KEPT IT FOR YOURSELF!? LET'S GET CARROT!"

            As everyone was about to jump attack Carrot, the lights became dim and RyokoJessie appeared on stage. "Presenting, from the Tokyo Bay Music Fes! BAD LUCK!"

            Everyone turned around as the band started up. Gene worked the bars, RyokoJessie drank everything in her path, and everyone else jumped and cheered for the band who was singing a song as followed:

Spicy Marmalade, jidai wa marude!

ui himeta kao de madowaseru…

nani furueteru kairaku shugisha ga warau…

sameta REERU no ue kizu kazu ni shiku mareta mirai.

kibasa ga jama suru 

jounetsu ga douka shiteru

kanari akumu janai?    

taikutsu ga shouwa shiteru!

Spicy Marmalade hajiketa mama de!

kon yori no CHANSU o tsukame…

Vanish into the night jidai wa maru de!

ui himeta kao de madowaseru…

(AN: Lyrics from )

                The room was filled of loud screaming people. Osami spoke up, "HIRO! I WANT TO GLOMP YOU!"

                Then while Zero and Bunny were dancing with each other, a man with blonde hair appeared in front of them.

                The pink-haired guy singing stopped and yelled, "YUKI!"

                Gourry stopped freaking with Jessie and asked, "Snow!? Where?! It's the middle of a tropical island, it shouldn't be snowing!"

                The guy who sung the song jumped off the stage and made out with guy with the blonde hair.

                All the guys yelled in disgust while the girls went, "Awwww!"

                The two guys on stage sweatdropped.

                Gourry yelled at Carrot, "Hey! What kind of band did you get!?"

                Carrot yelled back, "Hey! I didn't know he was gay ok?! I DIDN'T INVITE THE BLONDE GUY EITHER!"

                The guy with pink-hair and the mysterious blonde who appeared out of nowhere started making love on the middle of the dance floor. People moved away from them while the guitarist and pianist on stage sweatdrops grew even larger.

                RyokoJessie took hold of the microphone, "That was Bad Luck and their song Spicy Marmalade! From the Album….Gravitation."

    And another blonde appeared out of nowhere and took the microphone.

                "No, no, no, that's my line. You have to say it so your mouth doesn't match. It's Graaviitaatiooonnnn," The blonde man said and then disappeared.  

                As RyokoJessie grabbed the microphone back, her hair stood on end and a high pitch sound was heard. The music stopped and everyone turned and looked at RyokoJessie.

                "Hazardous weather conditions are sweeping the Pacific Ocean. All visitors and inhabitants on tropical islands are to take precaution," RyokoJessie's hair said. Her hair fell down back to normal.

                "KOOOOOOOOOL! RyokoJessie's hair's a RADIO!" Nayru screamed.

                "Ooh!" Osami ran up and grabbed RyokoJessie's hair, playing with it. "Hey, mom! Can you hear me?"

                "Get off my hair!" RyokoJessie slapped Osami away. "Didn't you hear what it said? It said that a storm was coming this way!"

                "Yeah" Umi commented, "I can't remember the last time I saw hair speaking so just maybe someone is telling us that something is gonna happen!"

                Gene sighed, "Then again, it is RyokoJessie's hair. It could do anything. Hey could I have it for a pet? It would be convenient if I could have a pet that says what's the weather is like today…"

                Tamahome shouted, "But hey! Let's not get too excited! Do we even know we are in the Pacific Ocean?"

                "Well, I found this interesting turtle… it can fly!" Syaoran commented as he put the turtle on his head.

                "Myuh?"  It chirped.

                RyokoJessie, Bunny, and Osami gasped as Osami screamed. "What?!?! THAT MEANS WERE REALLY ON THE PACIFIC OCEAN! BECAUSE THAT'S A PARARAKELSE TURTLE!!!"

                RyokoJessie went up to the turtle, "I wonder if you're Tama-chan?"

                At that moment a lady with brown hair fell through the ceiling, "Oh My! This isn't Toudai is it? Huh?"

                The lady scooped up the turtle, "Tama-chan! I can't believe I found you here of all places! Let's go home."

                She disappeared. "OK... now that Mutsumi made an appearance, I can tell something bad is going to happen." Bunny sighed.

                A loud whistle was heard from the crowd, "OK EVERYONE LISTEN UP! WE ARE ON A TROPICAL ISLAND IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN! WE ARE AT RISK OF A BAD STORM! I WANT EVERYONE HERE TO GET BACK TO HIS OR HER HUT AND STAY PUT! IF YOUR PARTNER WAS EATEN OR VOTED OFF, GET WITH ANOTHER PERSON! WE CAN'T HAVE SOMEONE LOST!" RyokoJessie screamed.

                Jessie puffed, "When did you start caring all of a sudden?"

                RyokoJessie looked back at her, "Well if one of you is missing, I'm missing a meal, ne?"

                Gourry sighed, "That's sick…"

                Osami got a loud speaker, "Everybody go back to your own hut. Gene and Syaoran, you two must stay together in hut 6." Osami looked back on RyokoJessie, "Do you want a hut?"

                "I'm fine, I have my own hut, actually mine is safer since it's not on the beach and it's in the woods." RyokoJessie yawned and walked away.

                "I wish all of you the best of luck and if you survive the night, I'll try to spare you all a day of misery by not trying to eat you all! Good night!"

                They all waved goodbye, "Good Night!"

                "LET'S GO BACK! Hey Bunny, wanna do something?" Carrot snickered.

                "Lay a hand on me and die…" Bunny walked past him.

                "Touchy…" Carrot as well as everyone else walked back to their huts.

                After everyone had gone back to their cabins for the night, something interesting happened in hut 4.

Nayru was bouncing on her bed, singing "Butterfly" (Dance Dance Revolution) after consuming ten Pixie Stix. Heero was typing away at his infernal laptop.

"Nayru-chan, I am going to ask you politely and as kindly as I can." Heero stated. "That song is annoying and has no point. That bouncing sound makes it sound as if that bed were about to break, and you are distracting me from me work. You are acting like the braided baka on a sugar rush. I am going to ask you to sit down and read, or omae o korosu," he monotoned, not looking up from his laptop once. Nayru paused in her hyperness, and just sang louder.

"A-yi-yi, I'm you're little butterfly! Green, black, and blue make the colors in the sky!" She chirped. She may have had a pretty voice, but it didn't amuse Heero.

"OMAE O KOROSU!" Heero drew out the gun, and fired ten shots straight for the brown and blue haired authoress' heart. Of course, if you watch Gundam Wing, you know he missed.

Nayru wasn't happy either. She grabbed his gun and growled, "Temee no chikushome!" (You sonofabitch worthless piece of shit!) And fired a shot through Heero's ear. And Nayru did not miss. She stalked out, gun in hand, and stated, a la Heero, "You stupid little bastard."

Meanwhile, in Hut 2, Jessie and Gourry haven't said anything huge in the past chapter so here we go!

"A storm huh, well I'm not going to let that distraction hurt me!" Gourry puffed as he climbed into the bed without a shirt on.

Jessie was sitting on her travel vanity brushing her hair, "I know… like if we decided to make love right now and some storm would pass through here, would we have to walk around naked the rest of the time?"

"I guess so…sounds like fun!" Gourry commented.

Jessie piffed, "Carrot would think it was fun too."

Gourry laughed, "I can take care of him."

Jessie responded, "Then what are we waiting for let's get down to business!"

As the Huts were silent, well except for Hut 2… a hurricane blew across the island.

RyokoJessie knew better than to stick around an island when a hurricane was near, "Well, looks like now is a better time then ever." She took a frying pan and wacked herself on the head.

 RyokoJessie who was now transformed into a teenage girl about 14 got up and rubbed her head. "Hurricane huh?" The girl looked up, "Smooth move RJ. Let's get outta here." She rode on a huge bird out of the island to the nearest civilization and stayed for the night.

The wind picked up outside and the palm trees swayed. Rain began pounding down on the roofs of the huts. Osami looked up as rain began to leak through her roof. "That's not good," she said to Zero.

At that moment, hut 1 picked up off the ground and flew away outside. Everyone rushed out of his or her huts to see what had happened. Most of the people grabbed onto their partners' hands as if by doing that, they too, would not blow away.

"OHMIGOD! It's a HURRICANE!" Syaoran screamed, as he grabbed onto a palm tree.

Gene grabbed onto Syaoran's foot, starting a chain where nine of the contestants held onto each other desperately. "Where's Gourry and Jessie?" Umi screamed over the wind, the last one in line.

Gourry and Jessie both ran out of their hut, wrapped in towels. "What's going on!?" Jessie screamed.

"It's a hurricane!" Syaoran screamed, again.

Carrot let go of Tamahome's and Umi's hands, who he was standing between and ran over to Jessie.

Umi, now holding on to no one's hand, got caught in the wind and blew away. "UUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIII!" Tamahome yelled. Then he shrugged, "Oh well."

Carrot stood there and stared at Jessie amidst the gale wind against him.
 "Even when we're all faced in death… you still look pretty hot in a towel."

Gourry punched Carrot and he flew away, Tamahome grabbed his foot at the last minute. "Tamahome, you're a true friend," Carrot's eyes got really big.

"Not really, but if you win, you have to give me the money, ok?" Tamahome said.

Carrot looked away. "Jessie! Come grab my hand before you blow away too!" Carrot yelled.

"I'd rather die in the hurricane!" Jessie yelled. At that moment a strong wind passed and Jessie flew up into the wind. "JAMES!!!!!!!!" she yelled. Gourry caught her foot, but her towel has blown off in the wind.

All of the guys let go of each other's hands. "WOW!!" they all got nosebleeds. And then everyone, now no longer connected, flew away into the wind, screaming each other's names as they went.

The next day… The 14-year-old girl flew back on her bird into the middle of the island. "Not too much damage, eh?" She bonked herself on the head and RyokoJessie reappeared. "Evil," she muttered.

On another part of the island… Bunny awakened to find Carrot lying on top of her, asleep. She couldn't hold in her anger anymore. "Even in a bad situation you can always find a reason to be perverted!" she yelled, as she began to punch the shit outta him.

"Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit! I didn't mean to! It was the wind! The wind put me on you!" he screamed in between his cries of pain.

On another part of the island, Jessie found herself in a tree… still naked.

"Ahhhh… it feels like my boobs are on fire… huh?" she realized where she was. "Oh look at me, I'm in a tree…" she muttered calmly. "What am I going to do now…" she complained.  "Oh someone help me, not Carrot but someone! Please hear my call." She muttered.

She looked down at the ground to see Gourry with his head buried under the sand.

"JAMES DEAR! JAMES DEAR! OH PLEASE WAKE UP!" she screamed at him.

"Huh?" Gourry woke up and looked around… "Am I in Heaven?"

He saw a person beating up what it looked like to be Carrot and screamed,

"Oh no! Carrot's here! I must be in the other place!"

"James Dear! James Dear!" he heard coming from above him.

"What! JESSIE! OMG I'M ALIVE AND SHE'S DEAD!!! I SHOULD OF

PROTECTED HER! I FAILED JESSIE! AND IF I FAIL JESSIE I KNOW I'LL  FAIL LINA! OMG I'M A FAILURE AS A HUMAN BEING! I'LL NEVER BE FORGIVEN! I'M A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY!"

            He pulled out a fork that he used to eat for the past 4 weeks, "My beloved I'm coming to you now!" He jabbed the fork in his chest and screamed bloody murder.

"Wait, it's plastic it can't do a thing. I KNOW…." He yelled.

"James I'm not dead! I'm in the tree above you! Dummy…" She piffed as Gourry looked above him.

"Oh hi Jessie!" He yelled as he noticed that she was still naked, he blushed. "Might wanna get some clothes on!" he suggested.

"I'll use leaves!" She yelled, "Oh, you might wanna get some clothes too!"

He looked down to realize he too was naked, he used his hair as a towel for the moment, "I better make something too!" they ran off and then met back later in Leaves.

"We better get back to the huts…if they are still there…" Jessie commented.

"Yeah let's go." Gourry replied.

In the middle of The island, Osami and Zero found themselves on a couch in the middle of an random hut.

"Ahhh… where did this couch come from?" Osami commented.

"You were buried in the sand out side my hut." RyokoJessie came in with herbs and spices for her next meal. "And now it's fair game since I found you."

She prepared a stove and started foaming at the mouth and was advancing towards Osami, "Looks like you're first!"

"WAIT! IF YOU EAT ME, THEY'LL BE NO MORE STUCKS! I WRITE THEM!" Osami pleaded.

"Oh that's true…" she stopped, "Then what about this kid?"

"Kid? I'm not a Kid! I'm Zero! I can't take this kind of insult! I'm leaving!" He walked out of the hut and disappeared.

"BYE ZERO!" Osami chirped.

"Wasn't he one of your bishies?" RyokoJessie replied.

"Yeah, it was nice to see him. He was kinda weird though…didn't say much. But in the anime… he never shuts up! Well actually he does…but still. It was cool."

"Yeah… you can go now if you want." She started to walk towards the furnace.

Osami tapped her on the shoulder, "Here, have a Veggie Burger." She handed it to her. She turned around and skipped out yelling. "WHEEEEEEEEEE!"

RyokoJessie took a bite and nodded, "It's good. Yusuke tasted better, but it's good."

Near the Huts, Nayru woke up and realized that Tamahome was next to her, "TAMA! DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME???" she chirped hoping for a positive response.

"No…" he responded.

"Then… wanna do it?" Nayru asked.

"No…" he responded again.

"WHY NOT!" She complained.

"Because there is money to win!" He walked away.

"And?" She commented.

"I'm not in the mood." He replied

"DAMNIT! AM I LESS IMPORTANT THEN MONEY?!"  Nayru replied.

"Uh…Yeah?" Tamahome responded. Nayru shrugged.

Meanwhile…Syaoran woke up in an interesting situation. "Uhh…what happened…I feel like I've been hit with a ton of bricks!" He realized that Gene was sleeping next to him. "YOU…YOU OF ALL PEOPLE! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE SOME PRIDE THEN TO M…M…ARGH!"

He kicked Gene in the balls still asleep, "OMPM!!!" Gene curled up in a little ball. "What the hell was that for?"

"For being a child molester!" he yelled.

"OK…" Gene replied and walked to the huts.

As Gene arrived at the huts, he saw that Osami, Nayru, Syaoran, Bunny, Tamahome, Gourry, Jessie, and a very beaten up Carrot were already there.

"Whoa… look how many of us are left…" Gene commented and then a bullet whizzed out of his ass. "Sorry," he added.

"I told you I would win the million dollars," Tamahome smiled.

"There aren't that many pretty girls left," Carrot sulked. "There's only five and not all of them are pretty." He looked up at Bunny. "Hey, why don't we get together Bunny? We would make a great couple!" he grinned.

"Do I have to beat you up AGAIN!?" Bunny asked.

"Carrot, we are all sick of your constant pervertedness and flirtatious attitude of hitting on every single girl on the island for the past five weeks and therefore I feel that all of us should do all we can to destroy you," Osami muttered.

RyokoJessie popped up. "Beat him with a stick!" she cried.

"No, we're going to attack him viciously," Osami explained.

"OK!" RyokoJessie disappeared.

Osami, Nayru, Syaoran, Bunny, Gene, Tamahome, Gourry, and Jessie started advancing towards Carrot. "Oh…. Come on guys, you don't want to hurt me!" he pleaded. "I'm the happy Carrot Glace! I'm one of the main people on this show! I have a family to go back to! I HAVEN'T LOST MY VIRGINITY YET! SPARE ME!"

"Never Carrot," Gourry drew his sword. And just as everyone was enclosed in a circle around a cowering Carrot, Bunny screamed.

"WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone turned and looked at her. "You can't kill Carrot because I-I-I love him!" Bunny whispered.

"Really Bunny!?" Carrot looked up, tears running down his face.

"Yes, Carrot, I do!" Bunny smiled.

"BUNNY!!!!!!!!" Carrot skipped towards Bunny with his arms out.

"CARROT!!!!!!!" Bunny skipped towards Carrot with her arms out as everyone stared at them with huge sweatdrops.

As Carrot ran to glomp Bunny, she punched him and he fell. "Not on your life. Come on," she looked around at everyone's confused and sweatdrop-full faces. "What are you waiting for? Let's kill him!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!" Carrot screamed as everyone attacked him.

After five minutes they all stopped and looked down at the dying Carrot, the remnant of the murderous crime they committed.

"Well, Carrot, you lived a full life," Bunny whispered.

Carrot croaked, "Full? I'm only 18!"

"I said full not long," Bunny replied as she watched Carrot roll over and die. She turned around and looked at everyone. "Well, who's up for some pizza!? Carrot's stored some in our hut and look! It's still standing!"

"Yay!" everyone cheered and began to walk off.

"Hold it!" a voice appeared.

The crowd turned around to see Fred, the announcer dude. "Time to vote someone off," he said.

Osami ran towards him. "You put us through a hurricane! You could have done something to help us. So many of us have died!" she grabbed Fred by his shirt collar.

"I-I-I'm sorry," he choked. "T-the only t-t-thing I-I'm s-s-supposed to do is v-v-vote people o-off."

Osami smirked and let go off him and walked away. He rubbed his neck. "Well, anyway, you know the drill! Think of who you want to vote off."

With Carrot gone and RyokoJessie unseen, it was hard for anyone to come up with who to vote off. Some thought of Tamahome because of his money griping and Syaoran thought of Gene for molesting him, but it was a big surprise who the chosen one was.

Fred smiled. "Syaoran, you are the one, according to RyokoJessie."

"Hey! I thought you said we couldn't vote off people we couldn't see! Shouldn't that apply to who can vote!?" Syaoran yelled. "And how come RyokoJessie's vote wins?"

"Well, RyokoJessie is right there," he pointed up in a tree nearby and RyokoJessie waved. "And because she is RyokoJessie. Good luck saving Zion Syaoran," Fred clapped and Syaoran disappeared.

"Let's go get that pizza!" Gourry said. "I'm starving!"

"OK!" And everyone walked into the sunset as the Fred smiled and disappeared.

To be continued…

Jeri101: Well, that was a lovely chapter considering we had writer's block, wasn't it, TRL?

TRLgirl: Yeah, we had to start a lot of stuff from scratch… but the last chapter concludes everything! Then we have to write Stuck 3!

Jeri101: Yeah! I wonder who will win? Whoever will it be? My bet's on RyokoJessie! Tune into chapter five, minna, for the exciting conclusion of Stuck 2!

TRLgirl: I think Gourry will win…

Jeri101: Aren't you supposed to imitate Washu now?

TRLgirl: OH YEAH! It's unquestionably conclusional!