Stuck 2: Trapped in Paradise

by Jeri101

A sorta anime survivor kinda thingy, but not. Filled with insanity, people who are no so bright up there, crude humor, and enough girls to keep Carrot happy forever! What more could you ask for? Finally finished!

5. Shining Collection

Stuck 2

Trapped in Paradise

By Jeri101 and TRLgirl

Rating: PG-13

The Authors:

Jeri101- Osami

TRLgirl- RyokoJessie

Nayru Moon- Nayru

Bunny

The Characters:

Outlaw Star: Gene Starwind

Pokemon: Jessie

Fushigi Yuugi: Tamahome

The Slayers: Gourry Gabriev

Chapter 5: Shining Collection

TRLgirl: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! It's the last chapter of our Stuck 2 series!!! Oh, and we called it Shining Collection because we started listening to the song while we typed it.

Jeri101: It's not fair! It's gonna be overrrrrrrrrrr…. Oh wait, there's gonna be 18 Stucks after this one.

TRLgirl: Oh yeah and the last one is going to be in a…

Jeri101: DON'T FRICKEN TELL THEM!!! Anyway, onto the conclusion of Stuck 2.

TRLgirl: It's unquestionably…

Jeri101: Wait 'till the end!

TRLgirl: Oh yeah…

"Where am I?" SakuraWashu opened her eyes to see the ocean and seaweed in her hair. "EWWW! Wait… I survived RyokoJessie?!?! This must be a miracle!!" She rejoiced.

RyokoJessie tapped her on the shoulder, "Miracles only come to good people, not people who obsess on boys 24/7."

SakuraWashu sighed, "Shit, you're going to eat me aren't you?"

RyokoJessie commented, "Well I'm not going 'eat' you. I'm going to stab you with a knife, drag you back to my hut, marinate you with many spices, cook you for a duration of time, THEN I'm going to eat you."

SakuraWashu sighed, "You're going to eat me, aren't you?"

"Hmm… hypothetically, yes." Then RyokoJessie did her work. It's a messy work… and nobody really needs to do it.

Meanwhile, back at the FireRing…

A gunshot rang in the air. "Sorry," Gene excused himself while drinking a Bacardi.

"AHHHH! I'M GOING CRAZY! I'M GOING TO EAT WOOD!" Jessie started knawing like a beaver on the wood that was going to be used for the fire.

Tamahome sighed, "Gourry, aren't you going to tame that woman?"

Gourry sat there smug in himself. "Well, I tamed her many a time."

Tamahome started to gag him. "Not like that you pervert!"

Nayru sat there and piffed, "Why must I be surrounded by fricken perverted idiots!?"

Osami kicked her in the face. "NAYRU! YOU'RE THE MOST FRICKEN PERVETED OF THEM ALL!"

Bunny sniffled, "I miss Carrot!" Everyone stopped and stared. "Oh, just kidding!" Bunny sweatdropped.

"You know who I haven't seen for a while? RyokoJessie." Osami commented.

Everyone all got up and maximized himself or herself making Osami a screaming chibi. "DON'T JYNX IT!" They all yelled.

"Just a thought." Osami sweatdropped.

"Whose up for fish?!" Tamahome randomly shouted.

"Oh no not fish! The bain of my existence! My soul hates fish! I WANNA BE DESTROYED! So close to it's fruition…heheh… I wanna be destroyed… I WANNA BE DESTROYED! Destruction yes, destruction is the ultimate wish of any…" Gourry chanted.

"Ummm James… where in the world did that come from?" Jessie interrupted him.

"I don't know, it's a vague memory that I have…"

"I'm going to get the fish now…" Tamahome scooted away and slowly made his way to the ocean.

"Where did that come from? Uh… where was that…oh… I can remember a glass prism and a small child getting killed by a girl in gold… Lina? Wait… inside the Black thing… I remember! I REMEMBER IT ALL! HAHAHAHAHA! I knew something special and important happened inside that black thing! I MADE OUT WITH LINA! HAHAHAHAHAHA!! I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD! LINA LOVES ME! LINA LOVES ME!" Gourry rejoiced as he started sobbing on the sand. "LINA! I NEED YOU!"

Jessie screamed in horror and kicked Gourry. "YOU BASTARD! WHO THE HELL IS LINA!? IS SHE THAT LITTLE SLUT GIRL BACK IN THAT HICK TOWN IN THAT MANSION!? I THOUGHT YOU HATED HER! SHE ABUSED YOU AND USED THAT VILEPLUME ON YOU! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU CHOOSE HER OVER ME!? YOU HATE ME!" She sobbed and ran off into the woods.

Gourry blinked twice. "What? Hick Town? What's a Vileplume? Is it a sandwich?!"

Everyone fell over. "Uh, hey, wasn't Jessie talking about Jezebel?" Osami commented.

Nayru replied, "Yeah, how does the name Lina sound like Jezebel?"

Osami laughed, "Then again, how can Gourry look like James? And doesn't he have Brock's voice?"

Nayru sighed, "Yeah, it's kinda like a James/Brock voice. Like when he screams… it's James."

Osami nodded. "True."

Gourry sweatdropped. "Uh… what are you all taking about?"

Osami stepped back. "Oh nothing! Heheh…"

Meanwhile back in the woods, Jessie tried to regain herself. "Oh James… why have you betrayed me? I loved you so much… I even gave you my virginity! Wait a minute… maybe this isn't James. Maybe it's an imposter. Maybe it's someone I have never seen before in my entire life!" Jessie thought to herself. "Nahh… It's James. I mean when he screams… It's James!" Jessie sighed and grabbed a lizard and ate it. "He loves me! This Lina… I bet she's flat chested, really mean, really short, and has bad eating habits. She can't compare to me." Jessie cheered up and started walking back to the campfire.

"Well didn't you hit the nail on the target!" a voice from the trees yelled.

"Who's that?!" Jessie looked up to see RyokoJessie.

"Hey!" RyokoJessie chirped.

"Oh, it's just you RyokoJessie… I thought it was… WAIT! IT'S RYOKOJESSIE!" Jessie started running.

"Wait! I'm not going to eat you! I just ate anyway," she replied.

Jessie stopped and looked up in the tree. "What do you want?"

"I heard you talking about Gou… I mean James," RJ (RyokoJessie) explained.

"Yeah, I'm kinda mad at him." Jessie sat down with RJ still standing in the tree. "Wait who did you eat…oh nevermind I don't want to know," she added.

RJ laughed. "Back to the conversation. James is a cutie isn't he? With his blonde hair, blue clothes, muscular body, and baby blue eyes... I just want to eat that man."

Jessie laughed weirdly. "Yeah… I bet you do. But, James, I mean, I don't remember him being like that."

RyokoJessie started to fade away, "Well think of him as a James 2.0!"

Jessie laughed. "That's a good way to put it! I'm going to make love to him now. See ya!" Jessie ran towards the campfire.

RyokoJessie sighed, "Good luck… Gourry might not be here in the future. He'll be taken away by a great big light and never be seen again." RyokoJessie disappeared.

Meanwhile back at the campfire…

"GOURRY! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Tamahome screamed, looking in his net that was filled with fish seconds before Gourry showed up.

Gourry burped. "Huh? What did I do?"

Tamahome seethed and pounced on Gourry, knocking him to the ground. He started choking Gourry while yelling at him, "Why do you always mess everything up!?"

"I don't mess everything up," Gourry managed to choke out. "Now that Carrot's gone, it'll be a little easier."

"CARROT!!!!!!!!!!!" Bunny screamed.

Tamahome gave Gourry a look that could kill anyone and let go of his neck. "You're too stupid for your own good."

Gourry rubbed his neck. "Thank you!"

Tamahome rolled his eyes and began walking away. "I'm going to go get some more fish now and don't you DARE eat them all again, you hear me!?" Tamahome yelled. But Gourry wasn't listening, he was looking the other way. "Typical," Tamahome sighed and walked away.

The red haired maiden emerged from the forest. "I'm back! I'm over my little tiff about that Lina girl."

"That's happy, I'm glad you're back Jess," Gourry cheered as he ran over to hug her.

When they were about to hug and make up, a loud bang and a 'Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again' rang in the air. There in the tree, was the REAL James and little Nyassu (Meowth).

"Uhhh… nothing's the same now that Jessie is missing," James sighed as he untangled himself from the tree.

"Yeah, your plans suck. At least Jessie's made sense!" Nyassu snapped at James.

"Well, I'm not the smartest person in the world ya know!" James screamed at the cat.

Nyassu was going to reply to James' smart remark but he noticed the red haired maiden over yonder making out with another man. "HOLY BULBASAURS! SO THIS IS WHERE JESSIE IS!" Nyassu screamed as James looked over at Jessie making out with another guy.

"Hey, she looks like Jessie!" James exclaimed.

"SHE IS JESSIE YOU IDIOT!!" Nyassu screamed as he called over to her. "YO JESS!! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT GUY!?"

Jessie looked up after she was done doing what she wanted to Gourry. "That voice rang a bell…"

"Damn! How did Jillas find his way here!? Damned Fox…" Gourry sneered.

Jessie just realized that… it was indeed Nyassu. "NYASSU! WHY IN THE WORLD ARE Y…" she stopped when she saw James… the real one in the tree. "J…J… James? Is that you?" she muttered.

"Yeah its me Jess, and who's the blondie?!" James snapped.

"I'ts…you. But, how can you be in two places at the same time?" Jessie looked over at Gourry.

"Ummm… hi?" Gourry piffed.

"HOLD EVERYHING! HOW IN THE WORLD CAN THIS BE HAPPENING!" she screamed catching everyone's attention by the fire.

"Wow, I guess her snippy attitude finally drove her crazy!" Nyassu exclaimed trying to calm Jessie down. "Yes! This guy is the real James! James doesn't have blonde hair! And he's not muscular! And he's not really that hot looking…"

"CAN IT NYASSU!" James snapped. He looked back at Jessie. "Jess! It's me I swear. Your real name is Jessica, you have an Arbok and a Wobbufett. You use to have a Lickitung, but, It got traded. AND YOU WEAR A 38 C BRA!"

"NO!" Gourry screamed. "SHE GOT BIGGER! NOW SHE'S UP TO A D!"

"Really?!" James remarked.

"Yup, she looks sexy in a Coconut bra pal… you got to see it for yourself." Gourry replied.

"COOL!" James screamed.

"The James that I remember had long lavender hair, tight chest, and sexy green eyes. The James I know now is muscular, blonde, and has sexy blue eyes. What should I do! I love my friend but I love this guy too! Maybe…" she stopped and thought. "HOLD EVERYTHING!" Jessie screamed as she grabbed Gene.

James and Gourry stopped their conversation and screamed in horror… in the exact same screaming voice. "I have Gene… and he has a gun lodged in his anus!" Jessie prepared Gene to shoot. "I'm going to ask three questions, who ever gets the most right… wins." She pronounced as she stroked Gene's hair like if he was a gun.

"GET OFF OF ME LADY! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? A RIFLE?!" Gene yelled at her.

"Ok, first question. What is the air speed velocity of an unlaidened swallow?"

Gourry and James blinked twice and James remarked, "An European or African swallow?"

"CORRECT! One point for Bluesie. None for Blondie. Next question! What kind of Hair spray do I use?"

Gourry screamed, "PANTENE PRO-V FUZZY GONE SURPLUS!"

"CORRECT! The score is tied. Last question, what's my mothers name?"

Both blinked and said, "Oro?"

Kenshin slapped them both and exclaimed. "You can say that only if you had the tragic past I had as a child! That you can." Kenshin sighed, "Think I'm supposed to be based off of a man named Musashi Miyamoto. Now what's Jessie's Japanese name?" When he said that he disappeared.

"MIYAMOTO!" Gourry screamed.

"CORRECT! Blonde James how did you guess?" Jessie chirped.

"I guess a little cross scared angel loves me," Gourry sweatdropped.

"JESSIE!" James screamed.

"DIE IMPOSTER!" Jessie screamed as a bullet whizzed through the air and shot poor James.

"JESSIE YOU JUST KILLED THE REAL JAMES! I'm tellin the boss!" Nyassu exclaimed as he ran.

"Oh I don't feel good…" Gene started to get bloated and all of a sudden, he exploded. All that was left… was his gun.

"Poor man," Jessie sighed as she grabbed Gourry.

"Well, Jess. Let's go make love." Gourry carried her to hut 2.

"Oh James…" Jessie leaned her head against his shoulder.

LilMisty came out of the water for a second. "Bye Gene!" she waved gloomily and then disappeared.

Meanwhile RyokoJessie looked down at James… "He didn't live long. Well, I better eat him before he goes bad."

"Hey RyokoJessie!" Nayru appeared out of nowhere. "You ate Yusuke, Rini, SakuraWashu, AND Zelgadis!! You are going to pay!" A huge mallet appeared in Nayru's hand and she hit RyokoJessie's head. Two seconds later, RyokoJessie was gone. "Huh?" Nayru looked around.

"NAYRU! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" Osami ran into the clearing.

"I only hit RyokoJessie for eating all those people!" Nayru defended herself.

"ONLY? Nayru! You have no idea what you just did!" Osami pulled a chart out of nowhere along with a pointer. "You see, when RyokoJessie is hit on the head, she returns to her original form, TRLgirl. You see, this presents a slight problem because TRLgirl is…. Well, let's put it this way… she's desperately in love with Gourry!" Osami exclaimed, putting the pointer and chart away. "We must go to hut two, and quick!"

Nayru sweatdropped, "BUT WHY?"

When they arrived it was too late. Jessie had been hog tied and stuck on a pole. "AHHH! You bitch! Get me off of this thing and don't you touch James!" She screamed and struggled to untie herself.

Osami and Nayru ran inside the hut and could not believe what they saw.

"Gourry Baby! Hold still and let mommy make you feel better!" TRLgirl said as she stripped Gourry.

"NO! GET OFF ME! I REFUSE!" He yelled.

TRLgirl put on a sad face and said, "Oh, you don't like it, very well... THEN LET'S CRANK IT UP A NOTCH!" TRLgirl then reached inside his boxers.

Gourry was sweating, "NO! DON'T YOU DARE! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT DON'T YOU... heheheheheheh."

Nayru then hollered, "UGH!! NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!!!! GET HER OFF OF HIM!"

Osami screamed at TRLgirl, "TRLgirl! WHY ARE YOU HERE!"

TRLgirl then lifted herself up. "Because Nayru bonked me so I'm here now. AND I DON'T PLAN ON GOING HOME! Right Gourry Dear?"

Gourry nodded, "Oh yeah...."

"TRLgirl, I must bonk you," Osami said, seriously.

"No! You can't! Don't ruin my dreams!" TRLgirl screamed as she hugged Gourry. Osami then bonked TRLgirl on the head. "NOOOOOO I LOVE YOU GOURRY!!!" She screamed as she turned into RyokoJessie. When Ryoko Jessie found where she was, she ate Gourry in one gulp. Nayru and Osami shrugged and left the hut.

They untied Jessie and told her the news, she was furious. "NOOO!!! COME BACK HERE RYOKOJESSIE!!!" She ran after RyokoJessie who was running towards the woods. She caught up with her and then, she grabbed her and took a knife and cut RyokoJessie's stomach.

Jessie pulled out Gourry, and he lived! Jessie hugged Gourry then said, "Oh thank God you're alive!"

Gourry said, "Yeah, but now I have SakuraWashu bits on me! AHHH! SakuraWashu bits? That means! NOOOO!!! Where did she go? That girl who was... she's gone…"

Jessie looked at him. "RyokoJessie is TRLgirl... and I just killed her. Thank God! Now you can have me in bed with you!" Gourry looked at her and smiled ok! They went off.

Osami and Nayru looked at each other, shrugged and walked back to the campfire. "That was a scary thing," Osami whispered. Nayru nodded.

Tamahome was sitting, staring at the campfire. "There's only five people left… which means, I'M CLOSER TO THE MILLION DOLLARS!"

"Oh shut the hell up, Tamahome! You're lucky we haven't killed you yet!" Bunny yelled.

"But we killed Carrot!" Tamahome grinned.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bunny started crying as Osami, Nayru, and Tamahome sweat dropped.

Osami went over and patted Bunny on the shoulder. "You know, you can always go see him," she said, talking about Carrot's grave.

"You're right!" Bunny exclaimed as she got up. "You're absolutely right!" she pent down and picked up a crab. "GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!" she shoved the crab in her mouth and started gagging. She then keeled over and died.

Osami sweat dropped. "I didn't mean it like that!"

At that moment, Nayru started to foam at the mouth. Osami blinked. "Nayru? Are you OK?" she asked.

"EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Nayru screamed.

"OH NO!" Tamahome screamed. "RyokoJessie's possessing her!" he yelled.

Nayru advanced towards Tamahome and ate him in one gulp. She burped. "You know, I always wanted to eat Tamahome… BUT NOT LIKE THAT!" she started crying. Osami sweat dropped. Nayru then clasped her hands around her throat and started choking herself.

"OMG! Nayru! Stop it!" Osami ran over and tried to pry her hands off.

"I CAN'T! RYOKOJESSIE'S DOING IT TO ME!" she managed to choke out before her hands relaxed and her head lolled to the side.

Osami got on her knees. "No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ALL MY BEST FRIENDS ARE DEAD! I CAN'T GO ON LIVING!" she cried as she threw herself in the ocean.

Jessie and Gourry emerged from the hut wrapped in towels. "Did I just hear screaming?" Jessie asked as she looked around.

Gourry shrugged as a tumbleweed floated by. "I guess we're the only ones left…" Gourry smiled and looked over at Jessie. She had a blank face and was staring over top of him. "Huh? What's up…" he looked over himself to find TRLgirl on a Zapdos who was majestically flapping its wings.

They both screamed, "HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU SURVIVE!"

"Miraculously… my soul was strong enough to drag RyokoJessie's body to a tree, and bonked myself to change myself into… THE INFAMOUS TRLGIRL!"

"AHHHHHH!" They screamed.

"Don't touch my James!!" Jessie screamed at her.

TRLgirl coughed. "It's too late for you!!" she said in a Lina voice.

"Lina!" Gourry exclaimed.

"Yes Gourry I will take you to your maiden but first you must accompany me to my house," she smiled as she took Gourry's hand and flew off.

"JAMES! COME BACK!" Jessie sat on the sand and started sobbing. "Am I the last one? Did I win? No… I haven't won. I have lost James."

She walked into her hut and stayed for the last week.

The six weeks were up and Fred came to the island. He looked around. "It seems that none of them survived… such a pity." He shook his head. "Oh well… pack it up, boys!" Behind him came a crowd of men who began clearing up the huts and the dead carcasses.

"Hey Fred!" one man called, as he stood in front of hut two. "You better come here and take a look at this!"

Fred walked over and looked inside. Curled up in the corner of her bed was Jessie. "James…. James…" she muttered. Her eyes were bloodshot and looked like she hadn't eaten for days.

Fred clapped. "We found our winner!" A huge banner appeared over the door saying, 'Congratulations!' Fred went over to Jessie and patted her on the shoulder. "Congratulations, Jessie! You just won the million dollars!"

"James… James…" she continued rocking back and forth.

Fred facefaulted and left the check on the side of the bed. "Alright boys, back it up but leave this hut here."

"YES SIR!" they saluted.

After Fred and his men left the island, the island was bear (and clean) except for the still standing, hut two and RyokoJessie's hut that the men could not find.

"James… James…" Jessie continued muttering to herself.

At that moment, an angel appeared before her. "Jess, I'm disappointed in you." James said. "But I'll forgive. That million dollars should cover my funeral and burial. The reception too," James exclaimed.

"James, will I ever see you again?" Jessie hugged him.

James started to explain, "Well, maybe if you die…" Jessie interrupted him.

"OK!" she took Gourry's Sword of Light (which he left) and stabbed herself.

"OK! Let's go to heaven now!" Jessie chirped.

"Oh that's wonderful… WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH THE MILLION DOLLARS!?" James screamed.

Jessie sweatdropped, "Oh I forgot about that!"

"YOU IDIOT!" James screamed at her again.

"At least we can live happily ever after." She looked at him with a cutesy face.

James kissed her, "Let's go to heaven."

"Yes!" Jessie blushed and they disappeared.

Yuki and Shuichi… who were still at the island, but buried in the sand from the hurricane, emerged and took the million dollars… and ran.

The Authors and some of the characters came back to life after Jessie killed herself to be with James… Making the game null and void.

The End.

Jeri101: Aw… what a kawaii ending! POWER TO THE ROCKETSHIPPERS!

TRLgirl: I'M BORN AND PROUD! And I get Gourry too!

Jeri101: How exactly did RyokoJessie come to be?

TRLgirl: Elementary my dear Jeri…A long time ago while I was in my lab, I was doing experiments to combine two anime characters together. Like I did Goku and Sailor Moon to create GokuMoon, Lina and Ranma to create Linma, and finally Jessie and Ryoko to create RyokoJessie. While I was doing the finishing touches… my daughter Vanessa being the little witch she is, mixed my Hawaiian punch and the RyokoJessie formula. I DRANK IT AND I GOT THIS ABILITY THAT PLAGUES ME FOR ETERNITY! That's my story.

Jeri101: *blinks* Oh my! Well, anyway minna, stay tuned for Stuck 3: The Haunted Mansion! Oooouuuuu…

TRLgirl: It's unquestionably spooky! Bye Stuck 2! Teletubby Bye Bye!