Wow, I'm updating...as for the Evil Good Adepts, if you don't know who they are, then use your imagination. Now...on with the show!!!
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Evil Good Adepts: *sneak into the Good Evil Adepts' encampment*
Garet: They're asleep, but do we really have to sing peppy, upbeat songs?
Piers: I think so. The author guy would kill us otherwise.
The other Evil Good Adepts: o_O Piers?! What are you doing here, and WHERE'S PICARD?!
Piers: He's at the OBHL conference fighting for his life among rabid fangirls. I'm just taking over.
[at the conference]
Elena: Picard!!! I love you, Picard!!! Can I have your autograph? Please? Pretty please? Aw, c'mon...PLEASE?!
Midnight: *stealing his Excalibur to put in her shrine* w00t!!!
Akiko: You've been around Triad too much. *sighs and grabs head in hand* SIT BOY!!!
Triad: *from off in the distance* AAAAAAAGH!!! *thud*
Akiko: Oh yeah, I'm smart! ^_^
VI: That's my line!!!
Triad: VI...run away...now...they'll say... *leans in to whisper* ...the word...
Picard: Triad, VI, I have a plan...first, Triad is going to go out to my car and unlock it. You'd be safest in the back middle seat. VI, 1 minute later, you're gonna go get in the front passenger side. Leave it unlocked once you're in. I'll find some way to sneak out and then get to the car.
Triad: There's windows in the bathroom.
Picard: That'll do.
Triad: Okay, I'm gone. *leaves*
[back with our Evil Good Adepts]
Piers: Uh-oh...
Jenna: What?
Piers: Picard's got an escape mission planned out, but it's hinged on Triad's shoulders...
Mia: Triad. King Moron himself. Rescuing our Picard. That...is NOT good!!! *starts crying* We'll never see him again!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Isaac: It's not that bad, Mia. That Zelda guy will help us find him...
Mia: *shaking Piers' shoulders violently* This is all YOUR fault!!! How could you?!
Piers: What'd I do?
Agatio: *walks out and rubs his eyes* Are you guys aware that it's FOUR IN THE MORNING?!?!
Ivan: 4:03, dude...sheesh, stupid adept...
Saturos: *rubbing his eyes* I don't really care if it's 3 in the afternoon, both of you shut up, and GO TO SLEEP!!!
Karst: Will you guys QUIT YELLING?!
Saturos: *bowing down before her* Yes, master. I love you, master.
Mia: Aww, now that's devotion...you should take lessons from Saturos, Isaac.
Isaac: Number one, worshipping Karst is a scary thought. Number two, I'm an EVIL Good Adept. Keyword - Evil. As in not good. Evil. Evil.
Saturos: I'm a good guy. It would be beyond me to teach an evildoer how to be good.
Mia: You ARE an evildoer...
Isaac: Yeah, the way you act to Karst, it's disgustingly evil.
Mia: Isaac? Are you half aware that we're the evildoers in this fic?
Saturos: What happened to ME being an evildoer, huh?
Mia: I was just getting Isaac to say what I wanted him to. Now, Isaac, it's time to be disgustingly evil...
Isaac: I...will NOT.
Mia: *deathglare* You had bloody better.
Isaac: *bowing down before her* Yes, master. I love you, master.
Jenna: Awwwwwwww...
Ivan: *vomiting on a tree* GET A ROOM!!!
Sheba: Ivan, how come YOU don't do that?
Ivan: Because the author's an FBM. I hope...
Sheba: I'm a blonde midget...
Ivan: Yeah, but...maybe he'll just go on a big windshippingfest later.
Sheba: Alright! ^_^
Ivan: *under his breath* Much later, got it?
Garet: *runs and hides behind a tree*
Jenna: Where's Garet?
Garet: *frantically motioning to Ivan to keep silent and whispering "I'm not here" just barely loud enough to be heard by Ivan*
Ivan: He's behind the tree.
Garet: *steps out from behind his tree* Ivan, remind me to kill you.
Ivan: Garet, do you know I was pointing the opposite way?
Garet: Oh, the opposite way...I'm sorry, Ivan... *sees Jenna walking up to him with a mad glint in her eye* ...Uh-oh...I'm screwed... *runs and hides behind Piers* ...Good Lord, I really AM desperate...
Piers: *teleports away*
Garet: Piers, if I live through this, I'm going to kill you and feed your remains to Meteor as a sacrifice.
Piers: If you live...
Garet: I'll come back and haunt you, got it?
Piers: What about Meteor?
Garet: Screw hi- *looks up at the sky, eyes wide, as a gigantic flaming meteor falls on a collision course directly to him*
Jenna: Screw you. Oh, Piers? Look up. Meteor doesn't like you much, either...
Piers: AAAAAAH!!! *runs away screaming like a scared little girl*
Jenna: That always works...
Sheba: 200G says he'll go 5 miles before he figures out that there's no Meteor after him.
Jenna: 210 and you've got a bet.
Sheba: Deal.
Garet: *gets hit by Meteor* Owwwww...
Isaac: Sounds painful.
Ivan: Very.
Mysterious Voice: Good thing I was wearing my red shirt today...but I do have a slight headache...
Mia: Who are you?
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Yay, cliffhanger. Who IS he? Think about it...who has a red shirt and why would he have a headache?
Leon: It was Mrs. Scarlett in the Observatory with the Meteor.
One clue. Don't say anything else, okay?
Leon: Review!!!
Don't TELL them to review. I'm not desperate.
Leon: I was expecting an 'I SAID NOT TO SPEAK AGAIN!!!' for that...
Yes, but I knew you were waiting for that, so I didn't say it. Now, don't talk. Bye everyone!!!