Yay!!! I got a review!!! I think I'll start doing this at the beginning of each chapter...
What: Thank you for the cookie. I'm glad I got it right. Just for the sake of saying, if this isn't random, I'm not doing my job. Update GS Book III or you don't get any rice. Speaking of which...mine's ready...
Indigoru: You really think so? Thanks. But I won't lie, this probably won't stay funny for much longer. Just wait…I think I'm already hitting a slump…
Disclaimer: If...IF I owned Golden Sun...I would be programming Books III and IV, but I can't. Screw that. I don't own Zelda, CT, LotR, FFX, or OBHL, for that matter.
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Saturos: Hey...it's that guy...Agatio, what was I supposed to do when I saw him again?
Agatio: Go all angsty and call him Peter Pan.
Karst: Stupid green freak, he wasn't supposed to call him Peter Pan!!!
Agatio: But it woulda been funny...
Zelda guy: You just copied that from CronoCat's CT story.
Shiro: *from Author Space* Brutally and shamelessly. As credit, I won't say WHICH story, so that you'll just have to read them all to see which one it came from. *disappears*
Isaac: That was random.
Zelda guy: Will somebody just call me Link already?
Jenna: We like "Zelda guy" MUCH better.
Zelda guy...er...Link: @_0
Shiro: *reappears* That's MY face!!!
Everyone but Felix and Shiro: @_0
Shiro: Whatever... *grabs the Hover Jade from Sheba and casts Hover on everyone but Felix and himself, and then drops them 20 feet*
Everyone but Felix and Shiro: @_=
Shiro: Better. *disappears again*
Jenna: Ouch... *bursts into tears*
Agatio: Don't cry Jenna!!! *casts Aura...somehow...*
Jenna: *looks into his eyes* Agatio...
Agatio: *returns the gaze* Jenna...
Jenna: *embraces him affectionately* I love you.
Felix: *barely restraining himself* Stay away from my sister, you bloody bonfire.
Agatio: That would be "Forest Fire". "Walking Forest Fire", to be exact, TUSSK.
Felix: I'll be in my trailer. *walks off with the detonator to a bomb that just happened to be placed on Agatio's left shoulder*
Jenna: TUSSK?! Honey, can I do the evil laugh?
Agatio: Yes, I encourage it.
Jenna: Sweet. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Mia: I love it.
Various Mudshippers from Author Space: NO!!! Felix/Mia is EVIL!!! Isaac/Mia!!!
Jenna: You get your bloody heads out of the gutter.
VMFAS: *blink twice and fly away*
Ivan: Yay, they're gone!!!
Sheba: Wait...Shiro left with my Hover Jade, didn't he?
Shiro: *in Author Space* BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Midnight, Triad, Akiko, Elena, Kadevi, DE, VI, EVERYONE!!! UPDATE OR I'LL RAISE YOU ALL 100 FEET IN THE AIR AND DROP YOU!!!
Various Authors in Author Space: He's...got a screw loose, ya?
Shiro: That's Wakka's way of talking!!! Not yours!!! HOVER!!! *raises them 58.679 feet in the air and drops them hard*
VAIAS: Owww....
Sheba: He's dead.
Felix: I want him dead too, but we can't have more than one side story at a time, or he'll take longer to update, which would give him virtually no right to tell the other GS authors who LIKE us to update.
Sheba: But...the Hover Jade is my precious...gollum, gollum.
(at the OBHL conference)
VI: AAAAAAAAGH!!! *two thuds*
Picard: VI, shhhh!!! You need to get outta here before I can!!! If they discover you now, everything will get screwed up beyond what Mercury could fix!!!
VI: You're a very...pious Evil Good Adept, aren't you?
Picard: Yes, now leave or Jupiter will have your head.
VI: Jupiter?! Where?! *runs like the wind*
Stage directions: Hey, I made a funny.
Picard: How much do you get paid for this job?
Stage directions: Nothing.
Picard: Then it's a job you could afford to lose, right?
Stage directions: Yeah.
Picard: How would you like to be surrounded by beautiful female fans and get paid a commission by Camelot every time somebody buys a copy of Golden Sun 2: The Lost Age?
Stage directions: Beautiful fans?
Picard: Yeah, sure...I guess so. And as long as you have this ID, they'll swarm you like ants to a picnic. *hands him his Picard ID from Camelot*
Stage directions: So I am now Picard. Oh my adoring fans!!! I'm back!!! Swarm me and obsess over me like you did before!!! Hey...there's no beautiful girls here!!!
Picard: Sucka. *gets mauled by Akiko, Elena, and Midnight*
Elena: Are you saying we're not beautiful?!
Akiko: Is THAT why you want away from us?!
Midnight: *curled up in a corner crying her eyes out* He doesn't love me...my life is over...
Picard: Now, ladies, you know I didn't mean it like that...I would never insult my favourite fans.
Midnight: *wiping away some tears* Then why did you run away?
Elena: Yeah, tell us THAT.
Akiko: You don't think he'll get out of that, do you?
Picard: I just...I'm insecure...I don't think I can handle being surrounded by fans...I'm scared...
Akiko: A likely story.
Midnight: I'm sorry, Picard!!! I never knew!!!
Elena: *quickly going through a whole box of tissues* We never meant any harm!!!
Akiko: Both of you, wake up!!! Can't you see that this is all a well-fabricated LIE?!
Picard: Don't be so heartless, I don't know if I can take it...please don't make me cry...
Midnight and Elena: *pummel Akiko with all the force of Judgment, Meteor, Thor, and Boreas*
Akiko: Oww...Picard, come and heal me, you bloody liar!!!
Midnight and Elena: He's not a liar!!! *pummel her again*
Picard: Alright, it's okay, just stop...it hurts me to see her in such pain... *walks over and casts Pure Ply on Akiko*
Akiko: *whispering in his ear* You bloody owe me. Got that?
Picard: Yeah...
Akiko: Good boy.
Picard: How do I get myself into these things?
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Okay, so that's that for now. Everyone go outside now and do something proactive like destroy the RS's car or something. I'll be taking a nap or something...bye!!!
Leon: Review!!!
...Or not.