Okay, here's the deal. I'll be at church camp all next week after I post this, so I won't be able to update ANYTHING. Yeah, like I do anyways. Now that you've had your little unhealthy author's note, here's the story.
DISCLAIMER: I don't own GS, LoZ, Lufia, FFX, Zoids, Star Wars, or OBHL. Gah, screw that. I WILL own them...'cept OBHL. You can keep it. I've GOT a favourite character. Oh yeah, and I stole Mr. Stossel's Neighborhood from Karnak's sprite comic on bobandgeorge.com.
Felix: A favourite character which you bash uncontrollably.
Shut up, it's a way of fandom. Now go be a muse and do your muse-ish duties.
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Zelda guy: PLEASE can I be called Link?
Jenna: Honey, ZG's on a whining rant. Would you shut him up?
Agatio: ZG?! AAAAAH!!! THERE'S A GOJULAS AFTER ME!!! *hides up in a tree*
Jenna: Honey, shut him up.
Agatio: But I'm scared of Gojulases...
Jenna: If you loved me, you'd do it.
Agatio: *grumbling* Women... *walks over to Zelda guy* HEY!!! You're not a Zoid!!!
Zelda guy: @_0...
Shiro: *from author space* MY FACE!!! HOVER!!! *raises him 20 feet in the air and drops him hard* MWE HE HE!!!
Agatio: You lied to me!!! I'm gonna tear you apart!!! *picks up ZG by the neck of his tunic*
Hama: *appears from nowhere special* Think, man!!! Do you want to get a lawsuit pinned on us all just for your petty revenge?!
Agatio: Depends. How much would they sue us for?
Hama: How much do you have on you?
Agatio: A shirt, a pair of pants, a cloak, a mismatched pair of socks, a pair of shoes, some gum, and-
Hama: *cutting him off* That will be quite enough. They'd give you a life sentence for being so grotesquely unable to pay off the debt.
Agatio: *puts him down "gently"* Okay kid, you live. For NOW.
Hama: Good Forest Fire. *flies off*
Isaac: Well...THAT was strange.
Felix: *mumbling to himself* He's not attached to Jenna...push the button? Y/N? N? NOOO!!! I pushed the button twice!!! It put it back to 'no'!!! STUPID GRAPHICS MANAGEMENT!!!
Piers: Hey, I'M the graphics management.
Felix: Case in point.
Piers: HEY!!!
Sheba: Hey, Piers...how far did you run before you figured out Meteor wasn't after you?
Piers: He's not? Oh, wait...METEOR?! AAAAGH!!! *runs away*
Jenna: You only predicted 5 miles. I win. Fork over the 210, kid.
Sheba: BLAST IT!!! *hands over the money* ...I'll win it back...mwe he he...
Mia: Mwe he he...? Okay, we interrupt this previously pointless OBHL Conference side story to bring you some way to get Sheba's Hover Jade back before she becomes suicidal, or a duplicate of Shiro, which would be a fate WORSE than death.
Isaac: Aw, be fair now, Mia. He's not THAT bad...
Garet: He gave the BAD GUYS the superhero names and made us stupid fools that don't even understand they're our enemies. I think he is.
Ivan: Isaac's just afraid Shiro will make him bow down and worship Mia.
Isaac: Dang straight!!!
Felix: Hey, Isaac. Whenever you have some big life decision, do you still get the Y/N icons?
Isaac: Y.
Felix: Very funny. But seriously, do you?
Isaac: Yeah. Why, keep accidentally hitting the 'no' icon whenever you try to kill Agatio with your bomb?
Felix: Yeah...
Isaac: You know what this means, right?
Felix: No. Shoot.
Isaac: He'll probably be useful, stupid. If you can't blow 'im up, he's gotta be useful SOMETIME.
Felix: Can I kill him when he's outlived his usefulness?
Isaac: I doubt it. His only usefulness is keeping Alex and Garet away from Jenna.
Felix: Any one of those choices is bad though...Garet!!!
Garet: Yeah?
Felix: You have my permission to beat the stuffing out of Agatio and make my sister fall in love with you, as long as your methods of doing so aren't perverted.
Garet: This is some kind of Jedi Mind Trick, man. I'm not falling for it.
Felix: Garet. You're getting permission to date my sister. WHY are you sitting around waiting?!
Garet: Because it HAS to be a mind game you're playing, Felix. You'd KILL me before I dated Jenna...
Felix: Normally, yes. But now the circumstances are dire. I'm desperate.
Garet: You REALLY think I'm stupid, man. I'm offended.
Ivan: *reads Felix's mind* Garet, he's telling the truth.
Garet: That's what the government WANTS you to think...
Saturos: The government SAYS it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, but can we trust them? Today we're gonna take an in-depth, personal look at the system and why...
Garet: YEAH!!! Mr. Stossel's Neighborhood!!! I love that show!!!
(note to any little kids out there: I liked Mr. Rogers too. I'm not making fun of him. I'm making fun of John Stossel from 20/20. Don't call your moms on me.)
Shiro: *still from author space* No OBHL today. None. I can't think of a reason and you can't make me. Good night...
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Okay guys, now remember, this is good. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review. Review...
Magus: SHUT UP YOU STUPID HYPOCRITE!!!
Leon: Oh that? He's on a subliminal message trip. I put a command to tell the readers to review under a burn CD he got from Matt.
Magus: Creepy...
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