...Kangaroos and penguins.
"Cool!" said Pietro.
Wanda, who was now out of her trance, started to sing "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, mine is
pink, but yours is blue. Where'd everybody get the baby kangaroos?" from Veggie Tales (see what she had
to go through in that asylum?).
"I think you mean how did they get turned into kangaroos?" said Pietro.
"Well its simple really," said Magneto, "You see, when Pietro flipped that switch it turned on the
'emergency lottery'. This turns a wheel inside of the machine, which in our case, landed on the 'Kangaroos
and Penguins' section."
"Cool!" said Wanda and Pietro at the same time. Wanda jinxed Pietro and he now has a zipper
over his mouth.
"Uhh, stupid children!" said Magneto, "Come on back on the ship!"
Back at the X-mansion, Jean (who had put a protective bubble around herself) was running around
trying to round up all the monkeys, but the Rogue monkey ran away screaming. Well even though
everyone was a monkey, they still had their powers. Scott was blowing up walls, Kitty was walking
through the cages, and Kurt was teleporting out of them. The Xavier monkey (a civilized monkey) was
telling Jean to put then in Pietro's room so they can terrorize it and blow it up (huh?). Then he told her to
go to the moon and find Magneto.
"I was sure I made the Metaldome somewhere around here!" said Magneto.
Pietro, being especially hyper as usual, said
"Whydon'tweusethecraterortheshiporawooddomeoramansionorahutornativemoonpeopl esorblahblahblahbla
hblahblah
One hour later...
"blahblllllllllaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhblah! So sleepy must..." *BANG* Pietro hit the ground.
"Well, I guess we should take him to that big metal dome over there," said Wanda to Magneto.
"Of course, that was what I was thinking," said Magneto, "Or we could just leave him here, that'll be fine"
"Okay"
They left Pietro in the a crater to burn his energy...
Meanwhile Jean was busy at the mansion getting ready for the party she was going to hold at the mansion.
She was going to invite all the monkeys, kangaroos, and penguins that she knew from school. There were
edible streamers, edible plates, and edible forks, so that the many animals would not choke on them.
*ding dong, ding dong, dingdongdingdong, diiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggg * Jean ran to get the door.
"Hi, I just got back from the moon and I am ready to pppaaaaaaaarrrrrrrttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"
Noticing the box of streamers and plates, Pietro grabbed it, running really, really, fast and put up the
decorations.
"Peeeerrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffeeeeeecccccttttttt!" Pietro ran to Scott's room and grabbed the stereo. He
then hooked it up and started dancing, and Jean joined in. Scott monkey got mad and tried to shoot Pietro,
but Pietro dodged and kicked Scott monkey really hard through the wall and into the pool, where Scott
monkey swam for 5 hours. Kangaroo Kitty hopped in and started to jump dance. Then she fell through the
floor, in to the den and broke the globe again (See, it wasn't Pietro who broke it the first time, it was Kitty
(Fred is stupid)).
Later...
Jean and Pietro were dancing when Magneto and the Acolytes showed up and took all the animals. Peitro
told Jean of Magneto's plan and hide her in the pool. There, Jean saw swimming around in the pool.
"Why aren't you a monkey?" she asked him.
"Dunno, I guess water reverses the effect,"
"Come on we have to go to the moon!"
"What? Why do we have to go to the moon?"
"We are going to the moon because that is where Magneto is, duh,"
"Well how am I supposed to know that when I have been swimming for 5 hours?!" snapped Scott,
"Don't blame me for – Mystique!
"What are you doing here Mystique?" said Jean. Peitro was running around in a circle.
"Oooooooo, dizzy," Pietro said.
"Well," said Mystique, "I'm mad that Magneto came up with this plan first so I am here to ruin
it!"
"Oh"
"HI MYSTIQUE!" said Pietro, who had had a little too much "punch". Scott, who had finally
climbed out of the pool walked up to Jean.
"What were you doing with Pietro at the movie theater?"
"Not now, Scott. We have to find a way to get to the moon," said Jean.
"Answer me Jean," said the pissed off Scott.
"It's not what you think, Scott-"
Pietro, who had been running around them stopped and said, "Wait, you think me" pointing to himself,
"and her" pointing to Jean, "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa" Pietro started to roll
around on the ground, extremely fast, mind you, went up the side of the mansion and was shot up to the
moon.
"Well, that's one way," said Mystique. Some how, Jean, Scott and Mystique got to the moon.
When they got there they saw Pietro still rolling around on the ground, laughing.
"Come now, its not that funny!" said Scott.
"Course not," said Pietro as he brushed himself off, "I wasn't laughing at you"
"Then what was so funny," asked Jean.
"Well, everyone on Earth is either a monkey, kangaroo, or penguin. We are up on the moon with
no spacesuits and no oxygen and..." Pietro stopped, dropped his arms, and put a really stupid look on his
face.
"Oh no!" he screamed.
"What?!" screamed back Jean and Scott.
"My pink cabbage! It's gone! Darn those green spotted kids!"
"What green spotted kids?" asked Mystique.
"The ones on top of Jean's head! Get back here you little giraffes!" Pietro dove on Jean. After a
long struggle, Jean finally got him off, with the help of Scott, of course.
"What did you think you were doing?!" shouted Scott.
"Damn, they got away," said Pietro sadly, "But I'll catch them! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Pietro ran around the moon a couple of times. After the 193rd time, he stopped and handed Jean and Scott
some rocks.
"Here, root beers to soothe your feet," and he ran off again,
"What exactly did you put in that punch?" Scott asked Jean.
"What punch?"
" The punch at the party, that Pietro drank, and it made him crazy,"
"I didn't put out any punch!"
"Then how..." Scott was cut off because he just saw Pietro jump off the moon to read havoc on
Earth. What misadventures await our heroes next? * creep music come on* Dunt dunt dunnnnnnnn!
No characters are mine.
"Cool!" said Pietro.
Wanda, who was now out of her trance, started to sing "Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, mine is
pink, but yours is blue. Where'd everybody get the baby kangaroos?" from Veggie Tales (see what she had
to go through in that asylum?).
"I think you mean how did they get turned into kangaroos?" said Pietro.
"Well its simple really," said Magneto, "You see, when Pietro flipped that switch it turned on the
'emergency lottery'. This turns a wheel inside of the machine, which in our case, landed on the 'Kangaroos
and Penguins' section."
"Cool!" said Wanda and Pietro at the same time. Wanda jinxed Pietro and he now has a zipper
over his mouth.
"Uhh, stupid children!" said Magneto, "Come on back on the ship!"
Back at the X-mansion, Jean (who had put a protective bubble around herself) was running around
trying to round up all the monkeys, but the Rogue monkey ran away screaming. Well even though
everyone was a monkey, they still had their powers. Scott was blowing up walls, Kitty was walking
through the cages, and Kurt was teleporting out of them. The Xavier monkey (a civilized monkey) was
telling Jean to put then in Pietro's room so they can terrorize it and blow it up (huh?). Then he told her to
go to the moon and find Magneto.
"I was sure I made the Metaldome somewhere around here!" said Magneto.
Pietro, being especially hyper as usual, said
"Whydon'tweusethecraterortheshiporawooddomeoramansionorahutornativemoonpeopl esorblahblahblahbla
hblahblah
One hour later...
"blahblllllllllaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhblah! So sleepy must..." *BANG* Pietro hit the ground.
"Well, I guess we should take him to that big metal dome over there," said Wanda to Magneto.
"Of course, that was what I was thinking," said Magneto, "Or we could just leave him here, that'll be fine"
"Okay"
They left Pietro in the a crater to burn his energy...
Meanwhile Jean was busy at the mansion getting ready for the party she was going to hold at the mansion.
She was going to invite all the monkeys, kangaroos, and penguins that she knew from school. There were
edible streamers, edible plates, and edible forks, so that the many animals would not choke on them.
*ding dong, ding dong, dingdongdingdong, diiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnngggg * Jean ran to get the door.
"Hi, I just got back from the moon and I am ready to pppaaaaaaaarrrrrrrttttttyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!"
Noticing the box of streamers and plates, Pietro grabbed it, running really, really, fast and put up the
decorations.
"Peeeerrrrrrrrrrrrfffffffeeeeeecccccttttttt!" Pietro ran to Scott's room and grabbed the stereo. He
then hooked it up and started dancing, and Jean joined in. Scott monkey got mad and tried to shoot Pietro,
but Pietro dodged and kicked Scott monkey really hard through the wall and into the pool, where Scott
monkey swam for 5 hours. Kangaroo Kitty hopped in and started to jump dance. Then she fell through the
floor, in to the den and broke the globe again (See, it wasn't Pietro who broke it the first time, it was Kitty
(Fred is stupid)).
Later...
Jean and Pietro were dancing when Magneto and the Acolytes showed up and took all the animals. Peitro
told Jean of Magneto's plan and hide her in the pool. There, Jean saw swimming around in the pool.
"Why aren't you a monkey?" she asked him.
"Dunno, I guess water reverses the effect,"
"Come on we have to go to the moon!"
"What? Why do we have to go to the moon?"
"We are going to the moon because that is where Magneto is, duh,"
"Well how am I supposed to know that when I have been swimming for 5 hours?!" snapped Scott,
"Don't blame me for – Mystique!
"What are you doing here Mystique?" said Jean. Peitro was running around in a circle.
"Oooooooo, dizzy," Pietro said.
"Well," said Mystique, "I'm mad that Magneto came up with this plan first so I am here to ruin
it!"
"Oh"
"HI MYSTIQUE!" said Pietro, who had had a little too much "punch". Scott, who had finally
climbed out of the pool walked up to Jean.
"What were you doing with Pietro at the movie theater?"
"Not now, Scott. We have to find a way to get to the moon," said Jean.
"Answer me Jean," said the pissed off Scott.
"It's not what you think, Scott-"
Pietro, who had been running around them stopped and said, "Wait, you think me" pointing to himself,
"and her" pointing to Jean, "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa" Pietro started to roll
around on the ground, extremely fast, mind you, went up the side of the mansion and was shot up to the
moon.
"Well, that's one way," said Mystique. Some how, Jean, Scott and Mystique got to the moon.
When they got there they saw Pietro still rolling around on the ground, laughing.
"Come now, its not that funny!" said Scott.
"Course not," said Pietro as he brushed himself off, "I wasn't laughing at you"
"Then what was so funny," asked Jean.
"Well, everyone on Earth is either a monkey, kangaroo, or penguin. We are up on the moon with
no spacesuits and no oxygen and..." Pietro stopped, dropped his arms, and put a really stupid look on his
face.
"Oh no!" he screamed.
"What?!" screamed back Jean and Scott.
"My pink cabbage! It's gone! Darn those green spotted kids!"
"What green spotted kids?" asked Mystique.
"The ones on top of Jean's head! Get back here you little giraffes!" Pietro dove on Jean. After a
long struggle, Jean finally got him off, with the help of Scott, of course.
"What did you think you were doing?!" shouted Scott.
"Damn, they got away," said Pietro sadly, "But I'll catch them! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Pietro ran around the moon a couple of times. After the 193rd time, he stopped and handed Jean and Scott
some rocks.
"Here, root beers to soothe your feet," and he ran off again,
"What exactly did you put in that punch?" Scott asked Jean.
"What punch?"
" The punch at the party, that Pietro drank, and it made him crazy,"
"I didn't put out any punch!"
"Then how..." Scott was cut off because he just saw Pietro jump off the moon to read havoc on
Earth. What misadventures await our heroes next? * creep music come on* Dunt dunt dunnnnnnnn!
No characters are mine.