Magneto and Wanda were laughing their heads off at Pietro because he
had a little too much
'moon juice' . Anyway...
Jean and Scott were trying to find a way into Magneto's Metaldome. So Mystique turned into
Pietro and got into the Metaldome.
"So I guess I overreacted again?" said Scott (they were talking about the movie incident)
"Yep," said Jean, "But right now we need to find another way to get into the Metaldome. Besides,
you're cute *gasp* when you're angry." She ran off to find another entrance, which we all know is
impossible.
"Really?" said Scott following her.
Meanwhile...
Mystique, as Pietro, walked up to Magneto, like a drunken idiot, and asked, "What are we doing
again?"
"I am going to get rid of the human race. Notice how I have brought all the mutant monkeys,
kangaroos, and penguins here so they won't die!"
"But Mr. Daddy, guy, person," said Mystique, as Pietro, "So, they will die and we will go to Earth
and blow up North America?"
"Yes," said Magneto, looking like he was about to kill Pietro/ Mystique, "Then we will live-"
"In CANADA?" shouted Mystique, "YEA!"
"No you stupid child, we are going to live in Ireland,"
"Oh... OK. IRELAND! YEA!!!!"
"Go outside and run around," said Magneto.
Outside of the Metaldome...
"I wish I had a map of the moon," said Jean, "I never very good with directions"
"Well, we could always be monkeys," said Scott, "What would you prefer; being lost or being a
monkey?" Just then, Mystique, as Pietro, came up to them and changed back into her regular form and
explained Magneto's plan.
"Ireland?!" shouted Jean and Scott together.
"We have to stop them!" said Scott.
"Well, duh," said Jean, "Oh no! Hide!"
"Why?" said Scott. Jean pulled him down under a rock and Mystique turned into a rock. Pietro,
who was back from Earth, ran by and went into the Metaldome.
"So what are we doing again?" he asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! I JUST TOLD YOU!" screamed Magneto.
"No you didn't," Pietro yelled back.
"Well, then who did I tell?" said Magneto.
"I dunno," said Pietro, "Do you have any cats?"
"No," said Wanda, "But we have dogs"
"Good enough, " said Pietro. He grabbed all the dogs and jumped back down to Earth.
In Russia...
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! It's raining dogs.... and a kid!"
"Yes, yes," said Pietro, "You will all bow down to the reality that is soup! Now all of you! Jump
up and down like rocks!" So everyone in Russia jumped up and down.
"No you baboons of France! Rocks don't jump!" so they all stopped jumping and ran away.
In Germany...
"Now everyone polka on top of mushrooms in the hot place in hell that you all will go to if you eat
snails with meat sauce!" so the Germans polkaed on mushrooms in hell.
In Chile...
"OMG! I can not believe you guys can't hold your breath while running in place with pigs in your hair and bees in your nose!"
In Norway...
"Worshipping gnomes is good for the cats of Egypt. Now make more gnomes! I need my army
by night fall!"
In Usbeckastan...
"Make more gnomes dammit! Fine if you won't make gnomes then blast that mountain into the
shape of a bass clarinet! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Back on the moon...
"Where's my pink cabbage?" said Magneto.
"So there was a pink cabbage?" said Jean (she and Scott had been captured by Magneto and
Mystique ran away)
"Yes, of course there was a pink cabbage, what color did you think it was; green?"
"What do you need the cabbage for?" asked Scott.
"Nothing really, but if I want to make a salad, I could use the cabbage. MWAHAHAHAHA!"
"So this is all over a pink cabbage?"
"Well, yes, but I also need something from you," said Magneto evilly.
"But what do you need with us?" said Scott.
"Not you Cyclops, I need your girlfriend" A heat vision, or whatever Scott's eyes do, resistant
cage dropped on Scott.
"That should keep you comfy," said Magneto as he dragged Jean away.
"She's not my girlfriend!" * gasp* shouted Scott after them.
Some where in the Atlantic Ocean...
"At last my army is complete!" said guess who?, "Today is a great day for rutabagas!" Pietro was
talking to the world largest known army of lawn gnomes.
Back on the moon...
"What do you need me for?" asked Jean.
"I need you to," Magneto paused, "I need you to move that plastic part into the machine."
"What the hell?!" screamed Jean, "You made me go through all that trauma so I could move a
piece of crappy plastic?!" Suddenly, Jean unlocked a hidden power within her. Too bad it was only the
power to make duck out of thin air.
"Eat my duck bills!" shouted Jean.
"AAAHHHHHHHH! It's raining ducks.... and gnomes!"
"Hey dad! Look what I found on Earth!" Pietro was chucking gnomes like crazy at his father,
because he was still crazy.
"OH, and I found the pink cabbage too! Dad... Dad? Are you OK?" Pietro had accidentally thrown the cabbage at Magneto's head and killed him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Pietro, "My allowance! Now I have to work!
@#$#%^#$#$#@$%$#%##%#%#%#%#%#%#^#$@$#$@$@#@$%$#$%%#%#$#%$#@#@@@ (one
hour later)@#%#$##$%@%$$@&@$&*@! OK, I feel better now."
No characters are mine.
OK, I know this didn't make a lot of sense, but quite frankly, its not supposed too. Yes, people I do realize
that Magneto would never say 'comfy', I don't think Usbeckastan is a real country, and I don't know how
Pietro got all those people to do that stupid stuff. Oh well, R&R!
'moon juice' . Anyway...
Jean and Scott were trying to find a way into Magneto's Metaldome. So Mystique turned into
Pietro and got into the Metaldome.
"So I guess I overreacted again?" said Scott (they were talking about the movie incident)
"Yep," said Jean, "But right now we need to find another way to get into the Metaldome. Besides,
you're cute *gasp* when you're angry." She ran off to find another entrance, which we all know is
impossible.
"Really?" said Scott following her.
Meanwhile...
Mystique, as Pietro, walked up to Magneto, like a drunken idiot, and asked, "What are we doing
again?"
"I am going to get rid of the human race. Notice how I have brought all the mutant monkeys,
kangaroos, and penguins here so they won't die!"
"But Mr. Daddy, guy, person," said Mystique, as Pietro, "So, they will die and we will go to Earth
and blow up North America?"
"Yes," said Magneto, looking like he was about to kill Pietro/ Mystique, "Then we will live-"
"In CANADA?" shouted Mystique, "YEA!"
"No you stupid child, we are going to live in Ireland,"
"Oh... OK. IRELAND! YEA!!!!"
"Go outside and run around," said Magneto.
Outside of the Metaldome...
"I wish I had a map of the moon," said Jean, "I never very good with directions"
"Well, we could always be monkeys," said Scott, "What would you prefer; being lost or being a
monkey?" Just then, Mystique, as Pietro, came up to them and changed back into her regular form and
explained Magneto's plan.
"Ireland?!" shouted Jean and Scott together.
"We have to stop them!" said Scott.
"Well, duh," said Jean, "Oh no! Hide!"
"Why?" said Scott. Jean pulled him down under a rock and Mystique turned into a rock. Pietro,
who was back from Earth, ran by and went into the Metaldome.
"So what are we doing again?" he asked.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! I JUST TOLD YOU!" screamed Magneto.
"No you didn't," Pietro yelled back.
"Well, then who did I tell?" said Magneto.
"I dunno," said Pietro, "Do you have any cats?"
"No," said Wanda, "But we have dogs"
"Good enough, " said Pietro. He grabbed all the dogs and jumped back down to Earth.
In Russia...
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! It's raining dogs.... and a kid!"
"Yes, yes," said Pietro, "You will all bow down to the reality that is soup! Now all of you! Jump
up and down like rocks!" So everyone in Russia jumped up and down.
"No you baboons of France! Rocks don't jump!" so they all stopped jumping and ran away.
In Germany...
"Now everyone polka on top of mushrooms in the hot place in hell that you all will go to if you eat
snails with meat sauce!" so the Germans polkaed on mushrooms in hell.
In Chile...
"OMG! I can not believe you guys can't hold your breath while running in place with pigs in your hair and bees in your nose!"
In Norway...
"Worshipping gnomes is good for the cats of Egypt. Now make more gnomes! I need my army
by night fall!"
In Usbeckastan...
"Make more gnomes dammit! Fine if you won't make gnomes then blast that mountain into the
shape of a bass clarinet! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Back on the moon...
"Where's my pink cabbage?" said Magneto.
"So there was a pink cabbage?" said Jean (she and Scott had been captured by Magneto and
Mystique ran away)
"Yes, of course there was a pink cabbage, what color did you think it was; green?"
"What do you need the cabbage for?" asked Scott.
"Nothing really, but if I want to make a salad, I could use the cabbage. MWAHAHAHAHA!"
"So this is all over a pink cabbage?"
"Well, yes, but I also need something from you," said Magneto evilly.
"But what do you need with us?" said Scott.
"Not you Cyclops, I need your girlfriend" A heat vision, or whatever Scott's eyes do, resistant
cage dropped on Scott.
"That should keep you comfy," said Magneto as he dragged Jean away.
"She's not my girlfriend!" * gasp* shouted Scott after them.
Some where in the Atlantic Ocean...
"At last my army is complete!" said guess who?, "Today is a great day for rutabagas!" Pietro was
talking to the world largest known army of lawn gnomes.
Back on the moon...
"What do you need me for?" asked Jean.
"I need you to," Magneto paused, "I need you to move that plastic part into the machine."
"What the hell?!" screamed Jean, "You made me go through all that trauma so I could move a
piece of crappy plastic?!" Suddenly, Jean unlocked a hidden power within her. Too bad it was only the
power to make duck out of thin air.
"Eat my duck bills!" shouted Jean.
"AAAHHHHHHHH! It's raining ducks.... and gnomes!"
"Hey dad! Look what I found on Earth!" Pietro was chucking gnomes like crazy at his father,
because he was still crazy.
"OH, and I found the pink cabbage too! Dad... Dad? Are you OK?" Pietro had accidentally thrown the cabbage at Magneto's head and killed him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Pietro, "My allowance! Now I have to work!
@#$#%^#$#$#@$%$#%##%#%#%#%#%#%#^#$@$#$@$@#@$%$#$%%#%#$#%$#@#@@@ (one
hour later)@#%#$##$%@%$$@&@$&*@! OK, I feel better now."
No characters are mine.
OK, I know this didn't make a lot of sense, but quite frankly, its not supposed too. Yes, people I do realize
that Magneto would never say 'comfy', I don't think Usbeckastan is a real country, and I don't know how
Pietro got all those people to do that stupid stuff. Oh well, R&R!