Alright! Chapter 3 already!! Yeah. Woo-hoo....*snore* Kat: Tee-hee. *holds
up can of sleeping powder* Alright! Let's get on with it!!
The Harry Potter Soap-comic...in new..STORY FORMAT!! (A.K.A. The fanfic with the really long title)
Written by: Kat and Jennie (CheriChicola)
A/N: These two chapters contain....lots of charcer...and a...lot of randomness and insaness. And movie making-fun of of. I AM SOOOOO SORRY MIYAZAKI AND STUDIO GHIBLI!! *faints* Also, the characters are a bit..OOC. Oi. "WHOMPING PROTECTOR!!!" *faints* This story contains many spoilers!!!
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CHAPTER 3 ££££££££££££.....:::::::.......Episode 5: Dreams........::::::::........£££££££££££££££
Harry was having bad dreams. "Sirius.....*sob* *choke*....."
Harry walked through the halls of Jennie's house. Sirius was there. He was crying. "What is wrong, Sirius?" Harry was scared of his own voice. "AHHHH!! What happened to my voice?" His voice was getting deeper and deeper. Then his hair grew shoulder-length. His glasses melted and he didn't need them anymore. He got taller. Sirius got shorter. Harry's glasses were on Sirius. Sirius's hair grew shorter. His voice got higher. His eyes turned green. Then Sirius. "You are no longer Harry!! You are hairy!! Okay, so you're Sirius!!!" "And you're Harry!!" "I am not hairy!!" "No I meant you're what I used to be...." "Oh. Okay...."
Then Harry woke up. "What a stupid dream!!" But it wasn't Harry. His voice was deeper. He was Proffesser...SNAPE. "Alright! I can be mean to me!!! Noo....or.....I can give myself all the great grades...and give our house a bunch of points...and take a bunch from Slytherin. And I can be nice to people. And then I can ruin Snape's reputation!!!! Mwahahahahaahah!!!"
Harry....er...Snape...walked into the Potions dungeon. "Alright class!" he said in his most cheerful voice, "We're going to make...the HAPPY POTION!!!!" The class slowly scooted their chairs away. "Alright...first...you need....3 drops of hugs." The class all took a vile called "hugs" out of their desks. But Ron hugged Hermione and Cho tried to hug "Harry" but it was Snape, so he pushed her off. And from then on, she hated him. Harry...or Snape...I'll just call him Snape, and Snape is Harry, k? Snape continued. "Now add 5 gallons of love. The students took a huge jar filled with 10 gallons of love, and poured in 5 gallons. "Now add 4 cups of kisses." The students took a jar labeled "kisses." Harry was mad. So he ruined his potion. "Now drink the potion!" Harry drank it, and was really mean. All the other students drank it, and they were all happy!!! "Good job Sn-I mean...Harry! 5000 points for Gryffindor!!" "WHAT?! I don't want any points!!! I would gladly take it, but I think they should go to Slytherin!" "Okay then!"
Outside at the point hourglasses.
Two grains of sand fell from the top of the Slytherin jar. 5000 grains fell from the top of the Gryffindor jar.
Potions
"There! Slytherin, you get 2 points!" "But Proffessor!!" "Shut up Draco." Snape's eyes glowed red. "Now let's all do the Chicken Dance!!" Snape flapped his arms like wings and shook his hind-quarters. "Now for a song!!" Snape stood up. "Beaver 1 Beaver all let's all do the beaver call!!" Everyone stared. The bell rang. "Where'd that bell come from? Oh well! Class dismissed!!"
Ron and Hermione were talking to "Harry." "That's was the BEST potion class ever!" Ron said. "Proffessor Snape just might be my favorite teacher!! I mean, he's usually just a bloody git!" Harry winced. "That's 5000 p-Oh yeah....Er...yeah." "Good thing you messed up your potion." "Haha." Harry faked laughing. Hermione snorted. "I love Proffessor Snape! He is so cool!!" "Awww...th-I mean...er...yeah." Hermione looked confused.
Later that day
Harry yawned and stretched. Ron got up. "I'm going to breakfast." "Me too." They both got up and went to the Great Hall.
Everyone was eating peacefully. Draco was still in the infirmary from the afternoon before. Kat had accidently broken his leg. Harry sat down and got some eggs and bacon and pumpkin juice and milk. "What a nutricious breakfast!" he said, and grabbed some Lucky Charms(tm) and giggled. "And add these for a complete breakfast." He took a bite of the cereal and started choking. Kat did the hymlic manuever on him.
Everything was going well...until...
Suddenly, Kat jumped up and started singing Sk8er Boi and dancing on the Slytherin table. Jennie and Vash jumped up. "This is the perfect oppurtunity! We're gonna sing the donut song!" she cried, and they started singing. (sang to the tune of Mickey Mouse club theme) "Ohhhh....What's the greatest breakfast treat that anyone can have.....D...o...n....u...t...s....y...u...m...m....y!!! Donuts Yummy! Donuts Yummy! The wonderful delicious treat for you!! What's the greatest breakfast treat that anyone can have......d...o..n...u...t..s...y...u..m...m...y!!!" Everyone applauded. Suddenly, Cola jumped up and sang Things I'll never say with Kat.
"DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA....I'm tugging at my hair...I'm pulling at my clothes...I'm trying to keep my cool...I know it shows..."
And then, a little boy dressed as a pikachu with a machine gun ran in. "I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!!" He started shooting. Vash jumped in front of Jennie. "My hero!" "No prob!" Vash threw a goblet at the boy's head. The little boy was knocked unconcius. "Thankyou Vash!" Jennie said, and hugged him around the waist. Vash blushed.
Cola and Kat were still singing, this time "Losing Grip." "Whhyyy...should I caaaare?? Cause you weren't there, when I was scared...I was all alone...Ahhhh....you need to listen....I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip, and I'm in this thing alone....!!!" Everyone applauded. All of them gathered at the middle of the Great Hall and bowed. Jennie was held on Vash's shoulders, Cola and Kat were jumping up and down on a trampoline, the little boy was unconcious, and everyone was speechless. Dumbledore coughed. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!" "Now Dumbledore!!" Everyone heard a voice. Proffessor Kellogrot had stood up. "I think that was quite entertaining.....Bravo!" Everyone clapped. Kellogrot sat back down and sipped some COLIA.
Cola and Kat were arguing. Cola was doing a cheer, and Kat was laughing. "Anyone can be a cheerleader!!" She got into a cheerleading pose. "Ahhh!!" She fell down. Jennie and Vash ran out of the Great Hall to the lake. "Let's go play with the giant squid!!" "Okay!!" They both giggled insanely.
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(Note: This chapter is all about Vash and Jennie and the Giant Squid..but then goes back to sanity...if you want to call it that....hehe)
"Ewww....he's all squishy!!" Vash said, as he touched one of the tentacles. "Ewwww!!" Jennie screeched, and jumped into Vash's arms as the Squid rose up from the lake. It grabbed Jennie. "AHHHHH!!! VASHY-POO!!" She was pulled under water and back up, this repeated about 4 times. "JENNIE!!" Vash cried, and jumped up and grabbed Jennie's arm. She was pulled out of the squid's grip pretty easily as Vash is pretty heavy with all that stuff on.
She landed on top of him. She went unconcious. Vash pushed her off and put her on her back. He pushed down on her stomach. Water spurted out of her mouth. He put his head on her chest. She wasn't breathing. "AGH!! I knew CPR lessons would come in handy!!" He plugged up her nose, and breathed into her. He put his head on her chest again. She was breathing a little, but it died away. He continued to do this for about 2 minutes. He put his mouth to hers one more time, and breathed in. Jennie awoke, and immediatly felt Vash. "MAGGHHHH!!!" cam a muffled cry from her. She shot up. Her eyes were wide. "Vash!! YOU SAVED ME!!!" she hugged him tightly.
Harry and Kat went to Astromony, and all their classes. (Note: Jennie and Vash aren't students, they just appear at random times) Finally, they had time alone.
Kat had her arms around his waist and her head on his shoulder as Harry flew through the quiddtich field. "Whee!" she said, and smiled. Finally, Harry stopped, and turned on his broom. "Uh-ummm..." Kat said, but Harry kissed her. She put her arms around her, and she did the same. Finally, they stopped. "EWWW!! You just kissed me!!" Kat spat on the ground. They landed. "Bye Harry!" Kat yelled as she was half-way across the field. Harry waved and decided to fly a bit more.
Kat and Cola were playing with Cola's karaoke machine, which her mom had mailed to her. They had to have 100 owls carry it.
"I'm starting to trip...I'm losing my grip...And I'm in this thing alooooone...."
3 hours...later....
"Wake me up inside! Wake me up inside!! Call my name and Save me from the dark!!"
Midnight...
"Follow your heart...your intuition...It's gonna lead you..in the right direction!"
Finally, they fell asleep. Each of them had a side of the karaoke for their backs. Kat had gotten some blankets, since Cola had fallen asleep first.
Vash and Jennie camped outside and all the remains of S'mores, candy bar wrappers, and wrappers were thrown in a fire they made and put out. They had fallen asleep in each other's arms. Vash's coat was hanging on the top of the tent as a thing to keep bugs out. (He wears clothes underneath his coat, duh! Ever see the episode Quick Draw?) Jennie usually wore a long night-shirt and sweatpants anyway, so she just wore that.
Harry fell asleep in his bed. In his dorm.
COMING SOON....CHAPTERS 5 AND 6!!
EPISODES 9, 10, 11, AND 12!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!
The Harry Potter Soap-comic...in new..STORY FORMAT!! (A.K.A. The fanfic with the really long title)
Written by: Kat and Jennie (CheriChicola)
A/N: These two chapters contain....lots of charcer...and a...lot of randomness and insaness. And movie making-fun of of. I AM SOOOOO SORRY MIYAZAKI AND STUDIO GHIBLI!! *faints* Also, the characters are a bit..OOC. Oi. "WHOMPING PROTECTOR!!!" *faints* This story contains many spoilers!!!
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CHAPTER 3 ££££££££££££.....:::::::.......Episode 5: Dreams........::::::::........£££££££££££££££
Harry was having bad dreams. "Sirius.....*sob* *choke*....."
Harry walked through the halls of Jennie's house. Sirius was there. He was crying. "What is wrong, Sirius?" Harry was scared of his own voice. "AHHHH!! What happened to my voice?" His voice was getting deeper and deeper. Then his hair grew shoulder-length. His glasses melted and he didn't need them anymore. He got taller. Sirius got shorter. Harry's glasses were on Sirius. Sirius's hair grew shorter. His voice got higher. His eyes turned green. Then Sirius. "You are no longer Harry!! You are hairy!! Okay, so you're Sirius!!!" "And you're Harry!!" "I am not hairy!!" "No I meant you're what I used to be...." "Oh. Okay...."
Then Harry woke up. "What a stupid dream!!" But it wasn't Harry. His voice was deeper. He was Proffesser...SNAPE. "Alright! I can be mean to me!!! Noo....or.....I can give myself all the great grades...and give our house a bunch of points...and take a bunch from Slytherin. And I can be nice to people. And then I can ruin Snape's reputation!!!! Mwahahahahaahah!!!"
Harry....er...Snape...walked into the Potions dungeon. "Alright class!" he said in his most cheerful voice, "We're going to make...the HAPPY POTION!!!!" The class slowly scooted their chairs away. "Alright...first...you need....3 drops of hugs." The class all took a vile called "hugs" out of their desks. But Ron hugged Hermione and Cho tried to hug "Harry" but it was Snape, so he pushed her off. And from then on, she hated him. Harry...or Snape...I'll just call him Snape, and Snape is Harry, k? Snape continued. "Now add 5 gallons of love. The students took a huge jar filled with 10 gallons of love, and poured in 5 gallons. "Now add 4 cups of kisses." The students took a jar labeled "kisses." Harry was mad. So he ruined his potion. "Now drink the potion!" Harry drank it, and was really mean. All the other students drank it, and they were all happy!!! "Good job Sn-I mean...Harry! 5000 points for Gryffindor!!" "WHAT?! I don't want any points!!! I would gladly take it, but I think they should go to Slytherin!" "Okay then!"
Outside at the point hourglasses.
Two grains of sand fell from the top of the Slytherin jar. 5000 grains fell from the top of the Gryffindor jar.
Potions
"There! Slytherin, you get 2 points!" "But Proffessor!!" "Shut up Draco." Snape's eyes glowed red. "Now let's all do the Chicken Dance!!" Snape flapped his arms like wings and shook his hind-quarters. "Now for a song!!" Snape stood up. "Beaver 1 Beaver all let's all do the beaver call!!" Everyone stared. The bell rang. "Where'd that bell come from? Oh well! Class dismissed!!"
Ron and Hermione were talking to "Harry." "That's was the BEST potion class ever!" Ron said. "Proffessor Snape just might be my favorite teacher!! I mean, he's usually just a bloody git!" Harry winced. "That's 5000 p-Oh yeah....Er...yeah." "Good thing you messed up your potion." "Haha." Harry faked laughing. Hermione snorted. "I love Proffessor Snape! He is so cool!!" "Awww...th-I mean...er...yeah." Hermione looked confused.
Later that day
Harry yawned and stretched. Ron got up. "I'm going to breakfast." "Me too." They both got up and went to the Great Hall.
Everyone was eating peacefully. Draco was still in the infirmary from the afternoon before. Kat had accidently broken his leg. Harry sat down and got some eggs and bacon and pumpkin juice and milk. "What a nutricious breakfast!" he said, and grabbed some Lucky Charms(tm) and giggled. "And add these for a complete breakfast." He took a bite of the cereal and started choking. Kat did the hymlic manuever on him.
Everything was going well...until...
Suddenly, Kat jumped up and started singing Sk8er Boi and dancing on the Slytherin table. Jennie and Vash jumped up. "This is the perfect oppurtunity! We're gonna sing the donut song!" she cried, and they started singing. (sang to the tune of Mickey Mouse club theme) "Ohhhh....What's the greatest breakfast treat that anyone can have.....D...o...n....u...t...s....y...u...m...m....y!!! Donuts Yummy! Donuts Yummy! The wonderful delicious treat for you!! What's the greatest breakfast treat that anyone can have......d...o..n...u...t..s...y...u..m...m...y!!!" Everyone applauded. Suddenly, Cola jumped up and sang Things I'll never say with Kat.
"DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA....I'm tugging at my hair...I'm pulling at my clothes...I'm trying to keep my cool...I know it shows..."
And then, a little boy dressed as a pikachu with a machine gun ran in. "I WILL GET MY REVENGE!!!!" He started shooting. Vash jumped in front of Jennie. "My hero!" "No prob!" Vash threw a goblet at the boy's head. The little boy was knocked unconcius. "Thankyou Vash!" Jennie said, and hugged him around the waist. Vash blushed.
Cola and Kat were still singing, this time "Losing Grip." "Whhyyy...should I caaaare?? Cause you weren't there, when I was scared...I was all alone...Ahhhh....you need to listen....I'm starting to trip, I'm losing my grip, and I'm in this thing alone....!!!" Everyone applauded. All of them gathered at the middle of the Great Hall and bowed. Jennie was held on Vash's shoulders, Cola and Kat were jumping up and down on a trampoline, the little boy was unconcious, and everyone was speechless. Dumbledore coughed. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!" "Now Dumbledore!!" Everyone heard a voice. Proffessor Kellogrot had stood up. "I think that was quite entertaining.....Bravo!" Everyone clapped. Kellogrot sat back down and sipped some COLIA.
Cola and Kat were arguing. Cola was doing a cheer, and Kat was laughing. "Anyone can be a cheerleader!!" She got into a cheerleading pose. "Ahhh!!" She fell down. Jennie and Vash ran out of the Great Hall to the lake. "Let's go play with the giant squid!!" "Okay!!" They both giggled insanely.
:":":":"::"""""""""::::::::Episode 8: Giant Squid:::::::"""""""""::":":":
(Note: This chapter is all about Vash and Jennie and the Giant Squid..but then goes back to sanity...if you want to call it that....hehe)
"Ewww....he's all squishy!!" Vash said, as he touched one of the tentacles. "Ewwww!!" Jennie screeched, and jumped into Vash's arms as the Squid rose up from the lake. It grabbed Jennie. "AHHHHH!!! VASHY-POO!!" She was pulled under water and back up, this repeated about 4 times. "JENNIE!!" Vash cried, and jumped up and grabbed Jennie's arm. She was pulled out of the squid's grip pretty easily as Vash is pretty heavy with all that stuff on.
She landed on top of him. She went unconcious. Vash pushed her off and put her on her back. He pushed down on her stomach. Water spurted out of her mouth. He put his head on her chest. She wasn't breathing. "AGH!! I knew CPR lessons would come in handy!!" He plugged up her nose, and breathed into her. He put his head on her chest again. She was breathing a little, but it died away. He continued to do this for about 2 minutes. He put his mouth to hers one more time, and breathed in. Jennie awoke, and immediatly felt Vash. "MAGGHHHH!!!" cam a muffled cry from her. She shot up. Her eyes were wide. "Vash!! YOU SAVED ME!!!" she hugged him tightly.
Harry and Kat went to Astromony, and all their classes. (Note: Jennie and Vash aren't students, they just appear at random times) Finally, they had time alone.
Kat had her arms around his waist and her head on his shoulder as Harry flew through the quiddtich field. "Whee!" she said, and smiled. Finally, Harry stopped, and turned on his broom. "Uh-ummm..." Kat said, but Harry kissed her. She put her arms around her, and she did the same. Finally, they stopped. "EWWW!! You just kissed me!!" Kat spat on the ground. They landed. "Bye Harry!" Kat yelled as she was half-way across the field. Harry waved and decided to fly a bit more.
Kat and Cola were playing with Cola's karaoke machine, which her mom had mailed to her. They had to have 100 owls carry it.
"I'm starting to trip...I'm losing my grip...And I'm in this thing alooooone...."
3 hours...later....
"Wake me up inside! Wake me up inside!! Call my name and Save me from the dark!!"
Midnight...
"Follow your heart...your intuition...It's gonna lead you..in the right direction!"
Finally, they fell asleep. Each of them had a side of the karaoke for their backs. Kat had gotten some blankets, since Cola had fallen asleep first.
Vash and Jennie camped outside and all the remains of S'mores, candy bar wrappers, and wrappers were thrown in a fire they made and put out. They had fallen asleep in each other's arms. Vash's coat was hanging on the top of the tent as a thing to keep bugs out. (He wears clothes underneath his coat, duh! Ever see the episode Quick Draw?) Jennie usually wore a long night-shirt and sweatpants anyway, so she just wore that.
Harry fell asleep in his bed. In his dorm.
COMING SOON....CHAPTERS 5 AND 6!!
EPISODES 9, 10, 11, AND 12!!!
PLEASE REVIEW!!