It all started when a Nosferatu stepped on a landmine. We all knew that War was Hell, but now we're sure that it's a World of Darkness. Epilogue added. Ties up all the loose ends needed to get ready for the, um, sequel. *duck* I can't help it!
"I don't know, Sherman... I think it's a good look for you."
Hawkeye and B.J. were busy cracking up. They'd been so engaged in a
game of cards with Sidney that they didn't notice the new color of their
CO's hair until he pointed it out, at which point, of course, it became the
center of attention.
"Radar? Did that?" howled Hawkeye as he rolled back on his bunk.
"Our Radar?" asked B.J. incredulously.
"Seriously, Sidney," muttered Potter. "It's not like him. And you
shoulda heard the pack of excuses he was making this morning. He sounded
like-- like...."
The eyes of the three other men converged on Hawkeye, who was
convulsing in a paroxysm of laughter on his rumpled blankets. He gasped
and wiped the tears from his eyes, quieting down into a series of stifled
giggles. "What?" he asked innocently.
Sidney stood up and put on his Psychologist face. "I suppose it's
reasonable to think that Radar might be trying to deal with this situation
by stealing a page from Hawk's book, as it were."
"Playing pranks to keep from thinking about Henry, you mean?" B.J.
asked, the group quieting down a bit.
"Exactly. Last night he seemed to be willing to do anything -- up to
and including destroy his office -- to keep his mind off of it."
Potter peered out the window of the Swamp's door, toward the
glittering arch of pop bottles outside the OC door. "And what do you think
of that?"
The three others stood and circled around the window, staring out at
the rather impressive addition to the camp. They simultaneously cringed as
a pair of nurses wandered out of the club, and relaxed when the arch held
its integrity. The nurses looked up at the structure and grinned, then
laughed, seeming cheered by the sight.
"At least he's doing something... constructive?" Sidney hypothesized.
"You call this--" Potter gestured to his bepurpled hair,
"constructive, Sidney?"
"More constructive than trying to beat up buildings. Whatever went
on inside that head of his last night, I have to say that it has my
approval. He's on the right path."
Hawkeye returned to his cot, looking thoughtful.
"You know, guys, as much as I hate to try to cure somebody of me-
dom..."
They turned to watch him. "Pierce?" asked Potter.
"Radar really needs help. He won't feel any better until he's
accepted what's happened."
"And I suppose you have a plan, to this effect?" asked B.J.
Hawkeye put his finger to his nose. "Of course. What is it that we
do best around here?"
"Pull pranks?"
"Aw, well, Radar's already got that part down. What else?"
B.J. shrugged slightly.
"Throw parties."
Potter scrunched up his face. "Pierce.." he groaned.
Hawkeye sat up, his voice suddenly taking on the tone of a pleading
child. "Oh, c'mon, Colonel! While the Chinese and the U.N. are busy
catching their breath from their last game of dodgeball! I'll get Radar
involved in planning it up, and soon we'll all be at the best We're-Sorry-
You're-Dead-But-We're-Glad-You're-Back-Anyway,-Henry party that Ouijongbu
has ever seen!"
Potter looked doubtful. "Sidney?"
Sidney grinned. "Need me to write out a prescription? I'd go for
it. It couldn't hurt, and besides, it's been too long since I've been at a
M*A*S*H bash."
"Cute, Sid," smirked B.J.
"Alright then, it's on!" agreed Potter.
"It's on!" cried Hawkeye triumphantly. "A wake for Henry Blake, part
two: just when you thought it was safe in South Korea!"
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