Hey peeps how's it going? Yes, I know I haven't updated in forever, BUT
that shall all change from now on because my cable connection has been
fixed and I won't need to play video games endlessly, but I will anyway.
Anyway on with the fic.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that belongs to other people such as those big companies like Sega, Nintendo, Slappy Wacky Gay Duckman's, and aw forget it you know what I mean.
THP: We're back!
Ion Deity: And we like pie!
THP: Duh.
Ion Deity: Your mean.
THP: No, due to internet quizzes I have found that I am the SA2:Battle character Sonic, DBZ character Goku, and many many more.
Ion Deity: Shadow's better.
THP: No, Sonic.
Ion Deity: Shadow.
THP: Sonic.
Ion Deity: Shadow.
THP: Sonic.
Ion Deity: Shadow.
THP: Sonic.
Ion Deity: SHADOW!
THP: SONIC!
Patrick: EGGMAN!
Ed: TAILS!
G.I.R.: KNUCKLES!
VEGETA: I SHALL ANHILATE YOU WITH MY BAMBOO STICK YOU BITCH!
THP: Ok let's get started.
Ion Deity: Question 1, Who is (reads to see if this is correct) ummmm….who is the greatest dictator that ever lived?
All three: HITLER!
Deadly Sins: -5 points awarded.
THP: What's your favorite TV show?
Patrick: Diarrhea. (hears laughs from the audience) oh sorry, What is diarrhea.
G.I.R.: THP has a crush on an author!
THP: uhhhhhh no comment.
Ed: THE ARMPITS ARE ATTACKING!
Ion Deity: Wait, what did G.I.R. say? Are you gay?
THP: HELL NO!
VEGETA: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Deadly Sins: Must….resist…..laughing….too..funny…..AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Deadly Sins and VEGETA: (Look at each other) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THP: (slumps to the ground and turns red)
Ion Deity: Who is it?
THP: (takes a PANZERSCHREK from his trench coat) DIE MORTALS!
Ion Deity: I'm a demon though.
THP: (fires it in random directions blowing up many things, and people) ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
VEGETA: HA! YA MISSED ME. Wait, my manhood senses are tingling. (Looks down where his manhood should be) HOLY SHIT! YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU.
Deadly Sins: Well you really did it this time G.I.R. So before we all die, who is it?
G.I.R.: Who's what?
Deadly Sins: What author does THP like?
G.I.R.: HI MR. OATMEAL MAN MAY I HAVE SOME MOTOR CARS WITH WEIRD AL CD'S?
Deadly Sins (I'm gonna call him D.S. from now on): Nut bunnies.
THP: (stops firing) Wait, you mean you don't know?
Ed: I DO! HERE IT IS. (pulls out a chicken) I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY!
Patrick: No, it's this. (Reaches into his belly button and pulls out a bunch of YU-YU-HAKUSHO videos)
^^^^^^^At a plastic Surgeon's^^^^^^^
VEGETA: (At a plastic surgeon's) So doc, they have the same functions as regular balls right?
Doctor Nick: Yup and they're equipped with laser beams.
VEGETA: Can I not have the laser beams?
Dr. Nick: Ok, but that just takes away the fun. Here we go. (Begins surgery) The blue thing's connected to the something, the something's connected to the red thing, the red thing's connected to my wristwatch, uh oh.
^^^^^At the studio^^^^^^
THP: Uh, sorry about that, ^_^;
Ion Deity: Your lucky I'm immortal and I'm uninjured besides the huge gaping hole in my chest.
THP: (Like Ace Ventura) Allllllllrigggghttyyy then.
DS: What four characters does Mike Meyers play in "Austin Powers: Goldmember?"
Fat Bastard: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back RIIIIIBBBBSSS!
THP: Hey fatty.
Fat Bastard: Ya know I'm not fat anymore, I went on the subway diet, remember, all that extra skin.
THP: Oh yeah.
Patrick: Sperm is for sex.
G.I.R.: SHAKESPEAR BITES!
Ed: STEVEN KING GREW MUTANT POWERS AND IS WREAKING HORRIFIC HAVOC UPON THE CITY TO BRING HIS HORROR STORIES TO LIFE CUZ HE'S COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THP: Patrick gets 2 points for the disgusting lesson, G.I.R. gets 3 points because it was accurate information, and Ed gets 6 points cuz Steven King IS cool.
Ion Deity: Amen to that.
DS: I like pie.
Audience: PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
Fat Bastard: Wire Fighting Attack Maneuver time! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
THP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ion Deity: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
DS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! G.I.R.: YAAAAAYYYYY, I MEAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: SAVE ME FROM THE CYCLOPS!!!!
Patrick: JELLY FISHING! JELLY FISHING!!!!!!!!!
VEGETA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DAMN BALLS!!!!!!
Dr. Nick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!!!
VEGETA: WHAT!?
Some Japanese Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hot soup.
Fat Bastard: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (is pulled in the air by some wires, goes flying, does a bunch of flips, and lands in "Saggy Skinned Subway Diet Dudes And Dudetts Rehabilitation Center")
Guy that works at center: *Gasp* This man is in great need of healing. FIRE UP THE MAGMA!!!!
Fat Bastard: Aw crap.
THP: Poor guy. Oh well back to the show. So what are your answers for this question: THP has a crush on…. HEY WHO WROTE THIS?
Some guy in the audience: Yes I know who it is and it is ( is suddenly dragged through the floor by many tiny arms)
THPjr: (hops out of the hole) GLEEERRRRRRRMMMMMNEEECK!!!!!!!
Shows a shadow of a guy being burnt to a crisp by a bunch of flames that just ignited by some little chao carrying flamethrowers. The chao then jump out in a single file line salute and dive back into the hole with THPjr following.
VEGETA: (holding his "area") How many chao do you have?
THP: Enough to blow up Mars.
DS: (Whistles) Wow.
Ion Deity: Too bad they have a limit to how many you can have.
THP: Yeah, but I have SA2:Battle and SADX so that means lotsa chao for me.
Ion Deity: Yeah, same here.
THP: Well that's all the time we have today but, remember…..
Audience: THP LIKES-(they suddenly explode)
DS: (like nelson) HA HA!
THP: Peace out.
THP: How didja guys like it? And it took so long to update because FF.net for some reason wouldn't let me post stories but, I'M BACK!
Ion Deity: Finally.
THP: Well see ya and if you know what author I like, well, you'll meet THPjr personally. R&R.
Disclaimer: I own nothing that belongs to other people such as those big companies like Sega, Nintendo, Slappy Wacky Gay Duckman's, and aw forget it you know what I mean.
THP: We're back!
Ion Deity: And we like pie!
THP: Duh.
Ion Deity: Your mean.
THP: No, due to internet quizzes I have found that I am the SA2:Battle character Sonic, DBZ character Goku, and many many more.
Ion Deity: Shadow's better.
THP: No, Sonic.
Ion Deity: Shadow.
THP: Sonic.
Ion Deity: Shadow.
THP: Sonic.
Ion Deity: Shadow.
THP: Sonic.
Ion Deity: SHADOW!
THP: SONIC!
Patrick: EGGMAN!
Ed: TAILS!
G.I.R.: KNUCKLES!
VEGETA: I SHALL ANHILATE YOU WITH MY BAMBOO STICK YOU BITCH!
THP: Ok let's get started.
Ion Deity: Question 1, Who is (reads to see if this is correct) ummmm….who is the greatest dictator that ever lived?
All three: HITLER!
Deadly Sins: -5 points awarded.
THP: What's your favorite TV show?
Patrick: Diarrhea. (hears laughs from the audience) oh sorry, What is diarrhea.
G.I.R.: THP has a crush on an author!
THP: uhhhhhh no comment.
Ed: THE ARMPITS ARE ATTACKING!
Ion Deity: Wait, what did G.I.R. say? Are you gay?
THP: HELL NO!
VEGETA: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Deadly Sins: Must….resist…..laughing….too..funny…..AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Deadly Sins and VEGETA: (Look at each other) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THP: (slumps to the ground and turns red)
Ion Deity: Who is it?
THP: (takes a PANZERSCHREK from his trench coat) DIE MORTALS!
Ion Deity: I'm a demon though.
THP: (fires it in random directions blowing up many things, and people) ROOOOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
VEGETA: HA! YA MISSED ME. Wait, my manhood senses are tingling. (Looks down where his manhood should be) HOLY SHIT! YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU.
Deadly Sins: Well you really did it this time G.I.R. So before we all die, who is it?
G.I.R.: Who's what?
Deadly Sins: What author does THP like?
G.I.R.: HI MR. OATMEAL MAN MAY I HAVE SOME MOTOR CARS WITH WEIRD AL CD'S?
Deadly Sins (I'm gonna call him D.S. from now on): Nut bunnies.
THP: (stops firing) Wait, you mean you don't know?
Ed: I DO! HERE IT IS. (pulls out a chicken) I LOVE CHICKENS EDDY!
Patrick: No, it's this. (Reaches into his belly button and pulls out a bunch of YU-YU-HAKUSHO videos)
^^^^^^^At a plastic Surgeon's^^^^^^^
VEGETA: (At a plastic surgeon's) So doc, they have the same functions as regular balls right?
Doctor Nick: Yup and they're equipped with laser beams.
VEGETA: Can I not have the laser beams?
Dr. Nick: Ok, but that just takes away the fun. Here we go. (Begins surgery) The blue thing's connected to the something, the something's connected to the red thing, the red thing's connected to my wristwatch, uh oh.
^^^^^At the studio^^^^^^
THP: Uh, sorry about that, ^_^;
Ion Deity: Your lucky I'm immortal and I'm uninjured besides the huge gaping hole in my chest.
THP: (Like Ace Ventura) Allllllllrigggghttyyy then.
DS: What four characters does Mike Meyers play in "Austin Powers: Goldmember?"
Fat Bastard: I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back RIIIIIBBBBSSS!
THP: Hey fatty.
Fat Bastard: Ya know I'm not fat anymore, I went on the subway diet, remember, all that extra skin.
THP: Oh yeah.
Patrick: Sperm is for sex.
G.I.R.: SHAKESPEAR BITES!
Ed: STEVEN KING GREW MUTANT POWERS AND IS WREAKING HORRIFIC HAVOC UPON THE CITY TO BRING HIS HORROR STORIES TO LIFE CUZ HE'S COOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THP: Patrick gets 2 points for the disgusting lesson, G.I.R. gets 3 points because it was accurate information, and Ed gets 6 points cuz Steven King IS cool.
Ion Deity: Amen to that.
DS: I like pie.
Audience: PIE! PIE! PIE! PIE!
Fat Bastard: Wire Fighting Attack Maneuver time! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
THP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ion Deity: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
DS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! G.I.R.: YAAAAAYYYYY, I MEAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Ed: SAVE ME FROM THE CYCLOPS!!!!
Patrick: JELLY FISHING! JELLY FISHING!!!!!!!!!
VEGETA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY DAMN BALLS!!!!!!
Dr. Nick: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE!!!
VEGETA: WHAT!?
Some Japanese Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hot soup.
Fat Bastard: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (is pulled in the air by some wires, goes flying, does a bunch of flips, and lands in "Saggy Skinned Subway Diet Dudes And Dudetts Rehabilitation Center")
Guy that works at center: *Gasp* This man is in great need of healing. FIRE UP THE MAGMA!!!!
Fat Bastard: Aw crap.
THP: Poor guy. Oh well back to the show. So what are your answers for this question: THP has a crush on…. HEY WHO WROTE THIS?
Some guy in the audience: Yes I know who it is and it is ( is suddenly dragged through the floor by many tiny arms)
THPjr: (hops out of the hole) GLEEERRRRRRRMMMMMNEEECK!!!!!!!
Shows a shadow of a guy being burnt to a crisp by a bunch of flames that just ignited by some little chao carrying flamethrowers. The chao then jump out in a single file line salute and dive back into the hole with THPjr following.
VEGETA: (holding his "area") How many chao do you have?
THP: Enough to blow up Mars.
DS: (Whistles) Wow.
Ion Deity: Too bad they have a limit to how many you can have.
THP: Yeah, but I have SA2:Battle and SADX so that means lotsa chao for me.
Ion Deity: Yeah, same here.
THP: Well that's all the time we have today but, remember…..
Audience: THP LIKES-(they suddenly explode)
DS: (like nelson) HA HA!
THP: Peace out.
THP: How didja guys like it? And it took so long to update because FF.net for some reason wouldn't let me post stories but, I'M BACK!
Ion Deity: Finally.
THP: Well see ya and if you know what author I like, well, you'll meet THPjr personally. R&R.