Marlon Brando stole my pants!
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Marlon Brando....His name strikes fear in everyone....The year was 9034, Marlon Brando was still alive, although he was 7103 years old. He lived in a giant hamburger that flew across the city of New Gallagher (Named after the Comedian) and kidnapped people for Marlon Brando to eat. The world was a horrible place, so everyone called upon a hero...
Mega Man!
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Mega Man jumped onto the Hamburger, grabbing ahold of a giant pickle. He pulled himself on board. The entire hamburger was in front of him. He could see Marlon Brando's Sugar Shack ahead of him, the bathroom made out of mustard to the East, and a giant statue of The Noid made out of dried pizza. Mega Man heard a noise. He looked up to see a huge blimp, shaped like the head of Marlon Brando. He could hear Marlon's voice from inside.
"This is Brando. My pants are sweaty and very smelly. I haven't changed them for 800 years. Get Mega Man's pants, his are neat. They're metal."
A bunch of robots suddenly surrounded Mega Man, staring at his pants. Mega Man leaped into the air, and shot a huge bolt of QuakeBam into the ground. The ground shook, and the robots exploded. Mega Man landed back on the ground, and aimed up at the blimp.
"Hahaha!" Marlon screamed, "I'm not in the blimp! Can you guess where I am?"
A huge bolt of electricity shot out of the Sugar Shack, and hit Mega Man. He flew back, his pants flying off. Marlon Brando (Wearing a huge robotic suit) came out and stole the pants away. He put the pants on, and then smiled. "I look so cool!" He said.
Mega Man jumped up, and shot Marlon. The blast bounced off of him like a ball bouncing off a wall.
"Hahaha, I'm invincible. I traded my soul to the devil for immortality!" Marlon shouted.
Mega Man groaned in anger. He pulled out his giant "Kill-'em-All" Brand shotgun, and began blasting away at Marlon. The bullets did nothing, except Marlon ate a few of them.
"Mwahaha, I AM UNSTOPPABLE!" Brando bellowed throughout the world.
Mega Man saw his weakness. Eating. He pulled a bomb out of his back, and jammed it into a hamburger. He threw the hamburger to Marlon, who ate it up like a cheap chinese hooker. Marlon seemed in pain, and then his stomach exploded.
"Now that's what I call a full meal." Mega Man sarcastically snickered as he turned around.
But, Marlon Brando's head was still alive, and conjoined with the giant hamburger spaceship. The giant hamburger grew legs, and began to trample New Gallagher. Mega Man watched in horror as the city exploded. He was mad, and this time it was personal...
"Come on Marlon, you're going down, down to Chinatown!" Mega Man screamed.
Mega Man took a bite out of the hamburger, and Marlon screamed. Within seconds, everyone in the world ran to the hamburger, and began to eat it. Soon, Marlon was nothing but a head trapped in a empty jar of peanbut butter.
"You better watch out Mega Man. I'll come back for you!" Marlon screamed.
They put the jar of Marlon into a huge cannon and launched it to Ireland. Let the Irish deal with Brando, that was Mega Man's motto.
The End
Disclaimer: --------------------- Which way is the arrow pointing?
Marlon Brando....His name strikes fear in everyone....The year was 9034, Marlon Brando was still alive, although he was 7103 years old. He lived in a giant hamburger that flew across the city of New Gallagher (Named after the Comedian) and kidnapped people for Marlon Brando to eat. The world was a horrible place, so everyone called upon a hero...
Mega Man!
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Mega Man jumped onto the Hamburger, grabbing ahold of a giant pickle. He pulled himself on board. The entire hamburger was in front of him. He could see Marlon Brando's Sugar Shack ahead of him, the bathroom made out of mustard to the East, and a giant statue of The Noid made out of dried pizza. Mega Man heard a noise. He looked up to see a huge blimp, shaped like the head of Marlon Brando. He could hear Marlon's voice from inside.
"This is Brando. My pants are sweaty and very smelly. I haven't changed them for 800 years. Get Mega Man's pants, his are neat. They're metal."
A bunch of robots suddenly surrounded Mega Man, staring at his pants. Mega Man leaped into the air, and shot a huge bolt of QuakeBam into the ground. The ground shook, and the robots exploded. Mega Man landed back on the ground, and aimed up at the blimp.
"Hahaha!" Marlon screamed, "I'm not in the blimp! Can you guess where I am?"
A huge bolt of electricity shot out of the Sugar Shack, and hit Mega Man. He flew back, his pants flying off. Marlon Brando (Wearing a huge robotic suit) came out and stole the pants away. He put the pants on, and then smiled. "I look so cool!" He said.
Mega Man jumped up, and shot Marlon. The blast bounced off of him like a ball bouncing off a wall.
"Hahaha, I'm invincible. I traded my soul to the devil for immortality!" Marlon shouted.
Mega Man groaned in anger. He pulled out his giant "Kill-'em-All" Brand shotgun, and began blasting away at Marlon. The bullets did nothing, except Marlon ate a few of them.
"Mwahaha, I AM UNSTOPPABLE!" Brando bellowed throughout the world.
Mega Man saw his weakness. Eating. He pulled a bomb out of his back, and jammed it into a hamburger. He threw the hamburger to Marlon, who ate it up like a cheap chinese hooker. Marlon seemed in pain, and then his stomach exploded.
"Now that's what I call a full meal." Mega Man sarcastically snickered as he turned around.
But, Marlon Brando's head was still alive, and conjoined with the giant hamburger spaceship. The giant hamburger grew legs, and began to trample New Gallagher. Mega Man watched in horror as the city exploded. He was mad, and this time it was personal...
"Come on Marlon, you're going down, down to Chinatown!" Mega Man screamed.
Mega Man took a bite out of the hamburger, and Marlon screamed. Within seconds, everyone in the world ran to the hamburger, and began to eat it. Soon, Marlon was nothing but a head trapped in a empty jar of peanbut butter.
"You better watch out Mega Man. I'll come back for you!" Marlon screamed.
They put the jar of Marlon into a huge cannon and launched it to Ireland. Let the Irish deal with Brando, that was Mega Man's motto.
The End