Look! Look! I wrote another chapter! Yay! (Worship me.) Hope y'all enjoy it. :)
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Kefka's Triumph
The T.V. flipped on, and was quickly changed to the news channel.
Two people sat behind a news desk. A male and female.
"Hi, i'm Jannet Yolan." The female reporter said.
"And i'm James Tocco." Said the male reporter seated right next to her.
"And this is Channel Six News." Jannet shuffled some papers. "In our top story tonight, Blitzball superstar Tidus sues Keyblade master Sora for impersonation. Tidus stated "'The little brat is copying everything about me!" Tidus then proceeded to cry. Because, according to a retort by Sora, he is a 'cry baby'."
A studio hand appeared from the side and whispered something into James' ear and handed him a piece of paper. "This just in! It would seem that one time villain Kefka is, at this very moment, holding the entirety of the Squaresoft board members hostage! We go now to our reporter live on the scene Wedge, with camera man Biggs."
A little picture popped up on the screen. Wedge held the microphone loosely. Behind him sirens roared, SWAT teams pulled up and fire fighters tried to quell many fires in the parking lot where most cars were ablaze.
"Wedge, what's the situation down there?" James asked.
"Well, according to what the police have said, Kefka has taken nearly everyone in the building hostage. Some were able to escape before he took the building however. We have two of them here now." Wedge walked to the side, followed closely by the camera.
"Here we have escapees Celes and Yuna." Wedge place the microphone in front of them. "Tell us what happened girls."
Celes spoke first. "Well, I was minding my own business in the cafeteria, when all of a sudden I heard a huge explosion. I ran to a window and looked outside. Kefka was running around throwing fireballs and lightning bolts at cars and whoever was out there at the time. I've always known the guy was insane. So I ran out the exit in the back and waited for help."
"And what about you Yuna?" Wedge placed the microphone in front of here.
Yuna looked at the camera in terror. "I-I'm sorry."
"Umm....for what?" Wedge asked.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." She kept mumbling the phrase over and over again.
Wedge cocked an eyebrow. "Uhhh....James, it would appear that miss Yuna is traumatized by this whole experience."
Jame's nodded as another studio hand whispered in his ear again. "Oh. Folks, it seems that Wedge and Biggs have volunteered to bravely go into the headquarters and get a exclusive interview with Kefka."
"WHAT!?" Wedge yelled in disbelief.
"MY ASS WE DID!" Biggs added from behind the camera. Then came the sound of a gun trigger being pulled back.
Wedge looked to the side with fear. "W-Well, maybe it couldn't hurt....heh...heh.."
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Kefka smiled as he sat on a large, expensive looking chair at one end of the rectangular company board table. the twelve executives of Squaresoft sat in their own chairs, all shaking with fear as the clown cast his gaze over them all.
"Gentlemen." Kefka said softly, but it was enough to make them all jump. "I think, over the years, we've had a lot of misunderstandings." Kefka stood up and began to circle the table, walking behind each board member. "The misunderstandings have been these. First, you continued to make Final Fantasy games after the sixth installment. Second, you have made the Kingdom Hearts series. Third, you cast some of the stupidest villains to ever exist in said Kingdom Hearts. And Fourth, and most severely." He stopped behind a pudgy chairman. "YOU HAVE FAILED TO CAST ME IN ALL OF THEM!" Kefka yelled and incinerated the board member.
All the others jumped back in fear as the man disappeared.
Kefka calmed down. "Now." He said as he began walking again. "I'm willing to give you another chance. You have two choices. You can either cast me as the main villain of every future game this company makes, or you can all DIE. The choice is yours."
Kefka sat back down in his chair. The board members just stared at him in fear. Kefka became impatient. "Well? What the hell are you waiting for!? Do your vote or whatever the hell it is you do."
A board member spoke through his fear. "A-All in favor of making K-Kefka the main Villian of all the future Final F-Fantasies, raise your h-hand." He slowly raised his shaking hand.
"NO!" Kefka yelled and shot a beam of fire a the man, incinerating him as well. "I said ALL future games. Now, cast your vote. All in favor, raise your hand." All the board members quickly complied and raised their hands. Kefka smiled and stood up. "Ah! You've made the right choice." Kefka began to walked out of the board room and made his way down to the bottom of the building, whistling his own theme on the way. As he exited the elevator, he saw two reporters.
Wedge and Biggs approached him slowly, moving at a snail's pace. Wedge held the microphone far in front of him, trying not to look at the demented clown. Biggs stood as far away as he could.
"E-Excuse me, Mr. Kefka. W-W-W-We're with Channel six N-News. M-May we have an interview with you!" Wedge pretty much yelled out the last part, placing a hand over his face, full expecting death to befall him.
Kefka shrugged. "No. But I will make a statement. The gracious board has seen the error of their ways. They have decided that I shall be the future villain for ever Squaresoft game to be made from now on, so I...." Kefka trailed off as he saw Wedge's pants become wet as the man peed himself in fright.
Kefka was disgusted and his face showed it. "You little worm! I grace you with my presence and you do THIS!?" Kefka pulled back his arm as if to backhand the worm, but instead of a physical blow, came a ice 3 spell, which effectively turned the two into a giant block of ice.
Kefka dusted off his clothes. "Hmph." Finally, he had gotten everything he rightly deserved. From now on, he would get all the attention and roles he was entitled to. Finally, everyone knew he was the king of villains.
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Kefka's Triumph
The T.V. flipped on, and was quickly changed to the news channel.
Two people sat behind a news desk. A male and female.
"Hi, i'm Jannet Yolan." The female reporter said.
"And i'm James Tocco." Said the male reporter seated right next to her.
"And this is Channel Six News." Jannet shuffled some papers. "In our top story tonight, Blitzball superstar Tidus sues Keyblade master Sora for impersonation. Tidus stated "'The little brat is copying everything about me!" Tidus then proceeded to cry. Because, according to a retort by Sora, he is a 'cry baby'."
A studio hand appeared from the side and whispered something into James' ear and handed him a piece of paper. "This just in! It would seem that one time villain Kefka is, at this very moment, holding the entirety of the Squaresoft board members hostage! We go now to our reporter live on the scene Wedge, with camera man Biggs."
A little picture popped up on the screen. Wedge held the microphone loosely. Behind him sirens roared, SWAT teams pulled up and fire fighters tried to quell many fires in the parking lot where most cars were ablaze.
"Wedge, what's the situation down there?" James asked.
"Well, according to what the police have said, Kefka has taken nearly everyone in the building hostage. Some were able to escape before he took the building however. We have two of them here now." Wedge walked to the side, followed closely by the camera.
"Here we have escapees Celes and Yuna." Wedge place the microphone in front of them. "Tell us what happened girls."
Celes spoke first. "Well, I was minding my own business in the cafeteria, when all of a sudden I heard a huge explosion. I ran to a window and looked outside. Kefka was running around throwing fireballs and lightning bolts at cars and whoever was out there at the time. I've always known the guy was insane. So I ran out the exit in the back and waited for help."
"And what about you Yuna?" Wedge placed the microphone in front of here.
Yuna looked at the camera in terror. "I-I'm sorry."
"Umm....for what?" Wedge asked.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry." She kept mumbling the phrase over and over again.
Wedge cocked an eyebrow. "Uhhh....James, it would appear that miss Yuna is traumatized by this whole experience."
Jame's nodded as another studio hand whispered in his ear again. "Oh. Folks, it seems that Wedge and Biggs have volunteered to bravely go into the headquarters and get a exclusive interview with Kefka."
"WHAT!?" Wedge yelled in disbelief.
"MY ASS WE DID!" Biggs added from behind the camera. Then came the sound of a gun trigger being pulled back.
Wedge looked to the side with fear. "W-Well, maybe it couldn't hurt....heh...heh.."
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Kefka smiled as he sat on a large, expensive looking chair at one end of the rectangular company board table. the twelve executives of Squaresoft sat in their own chairs, all shaking with fear as the clown cast his gaze over them all.
"Gentlemen." Kefka said softly, but it was enough to make them all jump. "I think, over the years, we've had a lot of misunderstandings." Kefka stood up and began to circle the table, walking behind each board member. "The misunderstandings have been these. First, you continued to make Final Fantasy games after the sixth installment. Second, you have made the Kingdom Hearts series. Third, you cast some of the stupidest villains to ever exist in said Kingdom Hearts. And Fourth, and most severely." He stopped behind a pudgy chairman. "YOU HAVE FAILED TO CAST ME IN ALL OF THEM!" Kefka yelled and incinerated the board member.
All the others jumped back in fear as the man disappeared.
Kefka calmed down. "Now." He said as he began walking again. "I'm willing to give you another chance. You have two choices. You can either cast me as the main villain of every future game this company makes, or you can all DIE. The choice is yours."
Kefka sat back down in his chair. The board members just stared at him in fear. Kefka became impatient. "Well? What the hell are you waiting for!? Do your vote or whatever the hell it is you do."
A board member spoke through his fear. "A-All in favor of making K-Kefka the main Villian of all the future Final F-Fantasies, raise your h-hand." He slowly raised his shaking hand.
"NO!" Kefka yelled and shot a beam of fire a the man, incinerating him as well. "I said ALL future games. Now, cast your vote. All in favor, raise your hand." All the board members quickly complied and raised their hands. Kefka smiled and stood up. "Ah! You've made the right choice." Kefka began to walked out of the board room and made his way down to the bottom of the building, whistling his own theme on the way. As he exited the elevator, he saw two reporters.
Wedge and Biggs approached him slowly, moving at a snail's pace. Wedge held the microphone far in front of him, trying not to look at the demented clown. Biggs stood as far away as he could.
"E-Excuse me, Mr. Kefka. W-W-W-We're with Channel six N-News. M-May we have an interview with you!" Wedge pretty much yelled out the last part, placing a hand over his face, full expecting death to befall him.
Kefka shrugged. "No. But I will make a statement. The gracious board has seen the error of their ways. They have decided that I shall be the future villain for ever Squaresoft game to be made from now on, so I...." Kefka trailed off as he saw Wedge's pants become wet as the man peed himself in fright.
Kefka was disgusted and his face showed it. "You little worm! I grace you with my presence and you do THIS!?" Kefka pulled back his arm as if to backhand the worm, but instead of a physical blow, came a ice 3 spell, which effectively turned the two into a giant block of ice.
Kefka dusted off his clothes. "Hmph." Finally, he had gotten everything he rightly deserved. From now on, he would get all the attention and roles he was entitled to. Finally, everyone knew he was the king of villains.