"Come come Hogbrain," I said. "I'm surprised at you,

Losing your head over a girl?"

But how could I ask that,

When it was I who brought her here?

Loving from afar, yet when I saw her I froze.

Her beauty humbled me, and I tricked her.

So I ask, my dear Sarah, was I right or

Was I wrong in bringing you to my world?

You charmed the dwarf, the monster, and Sir Didymus,

Yet all you felt for me was disdain.

Now as I watch you through your window

With my subjects, I wish you could love me.

But I'm afraid, my Sarah, that all we will

Ever have,

Was the Underground Adventure.