One of a Kind
A/N you people like me, you really like me. HAHAHA. Ok yeah so here is chapter 4. and MORE INU YASHA AND KAGOMENESS!!
Disclaimer: I (don't) OWN INUYASHA!!!
Chapter 4:
*.* = thoughts . = inner voice "." = talking
4:36am
"Damn, I can't sleep," Inu Yasha whispered to no one in particular. He looked over at Kagome. A little smile appeared on his face. *What is wrong with me, Dammit! I've only met her a few times and I feel like I'm acting like so lovey dovey junior high kid that's pined after this girl since I was born. I feel really stupid. She's so soft. Whoa! That thought came out of the blue. I think you've got a crush!! Shut up!! don't deny it, you can't hide from me Duh, you my "me" inside me. so you gonna ask her out? What?! She's a fuckin' looney, man! sooo. I don't think I can. sure you can. no I can't yes you can NO!! I should know I'm me you know! so am I dumbass! So when's the wedding? " SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Inu Yasha yelled.
Kagome whipped herself into a sitting position, sat there for a few seconds, then fell to the right onto Inu Yasha's lower abdomen. He went completely stiff, and the heavy breathing came again. His redder-than-red blush came back and he felt really hot. "I-I-I .can't t-take.m-much more of t-this." Inu Yasha managed to say. It was bad enough he was already having trouble to keep control when she was up on his side, but now that she was practically laying all over the problem at hand, (if you know what I mean. *wink wink, nudge nudge* ^_~) he couldn't take it.
* It'll be okay. Just lay here and go to sleep. poor sex deprived fool.having trouble's "down there"? Shut up, you.* he was about to cuss himself out when he felt this overwhelming sensation. He just melted there for a moment. He regained control and looked over to see the problem. Kagome was pulling at his pants (and at that *wink wink* "special spot"). She moved her hand again and started to tense. Inu Yasha couldn't take it. He was losing, and badly too. He accidentally let a moan slip out as she moved again.
Here she was having a nightmare and Inu Yasha was battling it out with his hormones. Might I add that he was losing horribly. (A/N poor girl's having a nightmare and Inu Yasha's on the brink of raping her. Tisk Tisk Inu Yasha)
Well we'll get back to that in a minute. But in another part of town, (nextdoor) a dark shadowy figure was slipping in and out of the shadows. It suddenly stopped at the door. Uh.the next door from the door we were inside a minute ago. (and there are some pretty interesting noises coming from there as well.) anyway. the shadow slipped the door open and walked inside. It looked around until it saw a door labeled 'MIROKU'. "gotcha!"
The shadow jumped onto the bed with a rope and a role of masking tape. "Ahhhhh, HELP ME!!" a voice echoed in the streets of Tokyo, but no one payed any attention, much to the victims discomfort.
Back to hormone boy.
* I gotta get out of here* he tried to get up, but didn't have the strength. * I need to get out of here. why? So you can go do your thing in the bathroom? you know what you arrogant bastard, when I get up I'm gonna kill you. Shame. Suicide is a cowards way out SHUT THE FUCK UP. no need to yell at yourself. I'm here to help you. oh, just go suck dick, gay ass. Is that a invitation because it seems like you need it. SHUT UP!! hahahahaha The voice faded away, much to Inu Yasha's liking. Kagome finally stopped moving around and she smiled. "I wonder what she's dreaming about?" Inu yasha had went to get up and "fix his problem" when kagome called out his name and grabbed his arm. Her face looked like she was gonna burst into tears. He moved toward her and she calmed down. He moved away and she once again got the tear look. He did this a few times more. Well I can't take her in the bathroom with me. He blushed at the thought.
*~*~*~Inu Yasha's Wild Imagination~*~*~*~
He carried Kagome to the bathroom and placed her in the bathtub with a pillow and blanket. Then he went over to the other side to "do his thing". "Oh Kagome," he moans. Then he hears movement. He turns around to see Kagome's head peeking over the side of the tub. "Uh, Kagome, it's not what it looks like, I uh.you see.." He tried to talk his way out. " I can help you" he hears her say quietly. She stands up naked and walks over to him. She grabs him into a passionate kiss and.
*~*~*~Reality~*~*~*~
Inu Yasha drooled at his fantasy. "Inu Yasha" *ah, to hear her call out my name. It feels so right.* "Inuyasha" *yes say it again* "INU YASHA!!" Inu Yasha pulled from his fantasy to see Kagome staring at him. "uh, Kagome, you up early don't you th." Kagome interrupted "Inu Yasha, there's something stuck in your pants." Inu Yasha looked down. Indeed there was. Kagome poked it. The contact sent shivers through his body and his fantasy filled his mind. He blushed and pulled his shirt down to cover himself more. "uh.I-I got t-to go t-to t-t-the b-bathroom." With that he ran out of the room. "hmm, I bet he has a potty problem. Hee hee" Kagome giggled. She got up and looked at the clock.
6:57am
Time to get ready for school. "Inu Yasha!" no response. "Inu Yasha!!" silence. "INU YASHA!!" Kagome yelled. "COULD YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING OUT MY NAME!!" Inu Yasha yelled in response. "SORRY!!" Kagome yelled back. "Can I borrow some of your clothes?" Kagome asked. "Whatever" was his reply. With that she walked over to his closet and grabbed a red shirt and a pair of black jeans. "Inu Yasha I need to use the shower." Kagome said to him through the door. "okay" After a few minutes Inu Yasha came out of the bathroom. Kagome smiled and went in to get ready.
Inu Yasha watched her until she closed the door. Then he just stared at it. "you know, she seems pretty normal sometimes. "EKK!!" Kagome ran out of the bathroom. "T-there's something coming out of the shower thingy," she exclaimed. Inu Yasha walked in there and only saw water. He looked back at her and examined her face. *She's afraid of the water?* A cruel thought crossed his mind. "yes, there does seem to be something coming out of the shower head." He put his hand to his chin with a thoughtful look. "What do you think it is?" Kagome asked. Inu Yasha just wanted to burst out laughing, but no, he would have to find out what "water" was. "hmm.." He reached his hand out to touch it. Kagome tensed and her grip on his arm got tighter. He put his hand through it and dropped to the floor. Kagome screamed. "INU YASHA!!!" he laid there still. She put her face near his to see if he was breathing and "BOO!!" Inu yasha yelled. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kagome screamed. Inu Yasha had a huge grin on his face. "tricked you" Kagome turned away. "It was just water, silly." Inu yasha explained. *I totally take that comment about her being normal.* She was far from it. After they got ready, they walked to school. "oh my god." Inu Yasha said when he walked up to the gate.
A/N yeah I stop there. Thank you for reviews. They made me happy!! Uh and next chapter will have miroku and sango-ness. So bu bye
A/N you people like me, you really like me. HAHAHA. Ok yeah so here is chapter 4. and MORE INU YASHA AND KAGOMENESS!!
Disclaimer: I (don't) OWN INUYASHA!!!
Chapter 4:
*.* = thoughts . = inner voice "." = talking
4:36am
"Damn, I can't sleep," Inu Yasha whispered to no one in particular. He looked over at Kagome. A little smile appeared on his face. *What is wrong with me, Dammit! I've only met her a few times and I feel like I'm acting like so lovey dovey junior high kid that's pined after this girl since I was born. I feel really stupid. She's so soft. Whoa! That thought came out of the blue. I think you've got a crush!! Shut up!! don't deny it, you can't hide from me Duh, you my "me" inside me. so you gonna ask her out? What?! She's a fuckin' looney, man! sooo. I don't think I can. sure you can. no I can't yes you can NO!! I should know I'm me you know! so am I dumbass! So when's the wedding? " SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Inu Yasha yelled.
Kagome whipped herself into a sitting position, sat there for a few seconds, then fell to the right onto Inu Yasha's lower abdomen. He went completely stiff, and the heavy breathing came again. His redder-than-red blush came back and he felt really hot. "I-I-I .can't t-take.m-much more of t-this." Inu Yasha managed to say. It was bad enough he was already having trouble to keep control when she was up on his side, but now that she was practically laying all over the problem at hand, (if you know what I mean. *wink wink, nudge nudge* ^_~) he couldn't take it.
* It'll be okay. Just lay here and go to sleep. poor sex deprived fool.having trouble's "down there"? Shut up, you.* he was about to cuss himself out when he felt this overwhelming sensation. He just melted there for a moment. He regained control and looked over to see the problem. Kagome was pulling at his pants (and at that *wink wink* "special spot"). She moved her hand again and started to tense. Inu Yasha couldn't take it. He was losing, and badly too. He accidentally let a moan slip out as she moved again.
Here she was having a nightmare and Inu Yasha was battling it out with his hormones. Might I add that he was losing horribly. (A/N poor girl's having a nightmare and Inu Yasha's on the brink of raping her. Tisk Tisk Inu Yasha)
Well we'll get back to that in a minute. But in another part of town, (nextdoor) a dark shadowy figure was slipping in and out of the shadows. It suddenly stopped at the door. Uh.the next door from the door we were inside a minute ago. (and there are some pretty interesting noises coming from there as well.) anyway. the shadow slipped the door open and walked inside. It looked around until it saw a door labeled 'MIROKU'. "gotcha!"
The shadow jumped onto the bed with a rope and a role of masking tape. "Ahhhhh, HELP ME!!" a voice echoed in the streets of Tokyo, but no one payed any attention, much to the victims discomfort.
Back to hormone boy.
* I gotta get out of here* he tried to get up, but didn't have the strength. * I need to get out of here. why? So you can go do your thing in the bathroom? you know what you arrogant bastard, when I get up I'm gonna kill you. Shame. Suicide is a cowards way out SHUT THE FUCK UP. no need to yell at yourself. I'm here to help you. oh, just go suck dick, gay ass. Is that a invitation because it seems like you need it. SHUT UP!! hahahahaha The voice faded away, much to Inu Yasha's liking. Kagome finally stopped moving around and she smiled. "I wonder what she's dreaming about?" Inu yasha had went to get up and "fix his problem" when kagome called out his name and grabbed his arm. Her face looked like she was gonna burst into tears. He moved toward her and she calmed down. He moved away and she once again got the tear look. He did this a few times more. Well I can't take her in the bathroom with me. He blushed at the thought.
*~*~*~Inu Yasha's Wild Imagination~*~*~*~
He carried Kagome to the bathroom and placed her in the bathtub with a pillow and blanket. Then he went over to the other side to "do his thing". "Oh Kagome," he moans. Then he hears movement. He turns around to see Kagome's head peeking over the side of the tub. "Uh, Kagome, it's not what it looks like, I uh.you see.." He tried to talk his way out. " I can help you" he hears her say quietly. She stands up naked and walks over to him. She grabs him into a passionate kiss and.
*~*~*~Reality~*~*~*~
Inu Yasha drooled at his fantasy. "Inu Yasha" *ah, to hear her call out my name. It feels so right.* "Inuyasha" *yes say it again* "INU YASHA!!" Inu Yasha pulled from his fantasy to see Kagome staring at him. "uh, Kagome, you up early don't you th." Kagome interrupted "Inu Yasha, there's something stuck in your pants." Inu Yasha looked down. Indeed there was. Kagome poked it. The contact sent shivers through his body and his fantasy filled his mind. He blushed and pulled his shirt down to cover himself more. "uh.I-I got t-to go t-to t-t-the b-bathroom." With that he ran out of the room. "hmm, I bet he has a potty problem. Hee hee" Kagome giggled. She got up and looked at the clock.
6:57am
Time to get ready for school. "Inu Yasha!" no response. "Inu Yasha!!" silence. "INU YASHA!!" Kagome yelled. "COULD YOU PLEASE STOP CALLING OUT MY NAME!!" Inu Yasha yelled in response. "SORRY!!" Kagome yelled back. "Can I borrow some of your clothes?" Kagome asked. "Whatever" was his reply. With that she walked over to his closet and grabbed a red shirt and a pair of black jeans. "Inu Yasha I need to use the shower." Kagome said to him through the door. "okay" After a few minutes Inu Yasha came out of the bathroom. Kagome smiled and went in to get ready.
Inu Yasha watched her until she closed the door. Then he just stared at it. "you know, she seems pretty normal sometimes. "EKK!!" Kagome ran out of the bathroom. "T-there's something coming out of the shower thingy," she exclaimed. Inu Yasha walked in there and only saw water. He looked back at her and examined her face. *She's afraid of the water?* A cruel thought crossed his mind. "yes, there does seem to be something coming out of the shower head." He put his hand to his chin with a thoughtful look. "What do you think it is?" Kagome asked. Inu Yasha just wanted to burst out laughing, but no, he would have to find out what "water" was. "hmm.." He reached his hand out to touch it. Kagome tensed and her grip on his arm got tighter. He put his hand through it and dropped to the floor. Kagome screamed. "INU YASHA!!!" he laid there still. She put her face near his to see if he was breathing and "BOO!!" Inu yasha yelled. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Kagome screamed. Inu Yasha had a huge grin on his face. "tricked you" Kagome turned away. "It was just water, silly." Inu yasha explained. *I totally take that comment about her being normal.* She was far from it. After they got ready, they walked to school. "oh my god." Inu Yasha said when he walked up to the gate.
A/N yeah I stop there. Thank you for reviews. They made me happy!! Uh and next chapter will have miroku and sango-ness. So bu bye