One of a Kind
Ok, so I finally update. Hehe Stupid Big Brother wouldn't let me on MY!!!! Computer. Damn him!! Well anyway, by popular demand (meaning my mother and sister's demand) Miroku and Sango fluffiness. Oh and Sango's problem revealed!! well on with the story!! P.S. read my lil' story Surprise Surprise!! It funny and---disturbing.
Chapter 5: Sango's Problem
*.* = thoughts . = inner voice "." = talking
Inu Yasha couldn't believe what he saw. Miroku was hanging from the top of the flagpole, upside down, in the nude, with the words "I now take my revenge" on his stomach. "w-who did this?" Inu Yasha asked still not believing what he saw. Sango ran up to Kagome and InuYasha. "I'm sorry I'm late, I had to." Just then she looked up and saw Miroku. Then she immediately covered her eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The scream had woken up Miroku. "Mmm.huh? Since when did I have a balcony view of my school upside down?" He stared for a moment and then looked up.well down actually.and saw everyone staring back at him. He looked around until finally he looked down.which would be up (^_^;;) at his belly. "Revenge?" Miroku asked to no one and everyone at once. Students and teachers fainted and blushed, men laughed. Kagome took no notice to his exposure, but copied Sango. Inu Yasha asked again "who the fuck did this?"
"Sango did," a voice from behind them stated. They all turned to face the said person and they were met with black. A women dressed in all black with an emotionless expression. "Kikyo!" Kagome exclaimed and ran up to hug the girl. Inu Yasha had to do a double take. At first it was like Kagome was hugging herself, but if you look again you could tell the differences. "Who are you?" Inu Yasha asked her. "Kikyo," she stated plainly. Then Sango came up to her "what do you mean I did this?" Kikyo sighed. "well Sango, remember the fact that you don't remember things?" "no," Sango said. "exactly," Kikyo replied.
"What the hell do you mean!" Inu Yasha demanded. "Sango's problem is that she has a Split personality disorder, Schizophrenia." Inu Yasha looked dumbfounded. That was a big word. He looked at the girl and studied her a little. *she's probably gothic or something*. He didn't really care, but he just never associated with the type before. "so if that's Sango's problem, what's Kagome's?" Inu Yasha asked. "Simply psycho." Kikyo answered. "and who are you to them?" Inu Yasha asked not quite happy about her brief answers.
"I am the one that keeps them under control." Inu Yasha just wanted to jump off a cliff or shoot himself. This was all to confusing and pretty soon he was gonna be on the same boat as Kagome. "Hey, all of this "let's get to know each other" talk is nice and all, but CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!! AND SOME CLOTHING WOULD HELP THE SITUATION!!" Miroku yelled. Sango blushed, Inu Yasha snorted, Kikyo looked at him uninterested, and Kagome was hugging and hanging all over Kikyo, who didn't really seem to mind or even take notice.
After Miroku got down and clothed, school got canceled. One of the teachers slipped and fell on the stairs causing all the other people to fall and a janitor go knocked out the window and broke a school bus when he landed. (a/n heh, I am creative, ne?) Inu Yasha took this time to get to know these people better. He wanted answers and explanation, and he was going to get them. He invited everyone to his apartment.
Once everyone got comfy, he got straight to the point. "so why are they in this state?" Inu Yasha asked Kikyo. Well Sango's was from her family and Kagome just has a lot of problems that caused her insanity. Kikyo started with Sango's first.
"It all started when."
Little Sango ran up to her father. "hello, little Sango, how was your day at the park?" her father asked. "It was wonderful, daddy!!" She hugged him. He picked her up and walked into the house. "daddy do you have to go to work today?" little Sango asked. "yes, I do. will you be a good girl for mommy?" Sango hesitated a little but answered. "yes daddy, I'm always a good girl." Her father laughed and set her in the living room as he went to his room to get ready fro work. After about an hour, he left. Sango was in the living room playing with her blocks, when someone came up behind her and smacked her head to the right. Sango fell over, her blocks flying everywhere. Sango got up off the ground and started to pick up her blocks, not even looking at her attacker. She already knew who it was. Her mother. Sango tried to get into her room, but her mother was too strong and held her firmly. "You took him away, you little bitch!! Give him back!!" her mother yelled.
Sango didn't know why her mother blamed her for her brother's death, but evidently Sango was the one to blame when her father was gone.
Her mother threw her against the wall repeatedly, cursing and screaming. She never did this when father was home. Sango didn't like it when father left, but she was a big girl and could take care of herself. She didn't need anybody. Think for herself and live for herself, She could do everything herself.
Sango snapped.
She pushed her mother over and started to hit her and throw things at her. Her mother tried to get Sango off her, but couldn't. Little Sango was out of control. Her mother tried to crawl away, but Sango had did the finishing blow. A flash of red briefly crossed Sango's eyes as she grabbed the pick for the fireplace and jammed it through her mother's body. Then she passed out. When she woke up she was in the hospital, her dad sleeping on a chair next to her. She couldn't remember anything.
The police came up with the only reasonable explanation. A thief or murderer came in and attacked Sango's mother and Sango must have went into hiding and came out afterward and the shock of her mother dead must have made her faint. That was the reasonable explanation anyway. (a/n if only--) She went home with her father cheerful and smiling like she always did, but she turned mean and aggressive when she saw a picture of her mother or somehow someone did something to trigger her other self and the doctor claimed it to be Schizophrenia.
"So we have Mean Sango and Nice Sango," Kikyo finished up. Inu Yasha and Miroku were shocked. "Wow, who'd a thought I'd meet a Schizo," Inu Yasha and Miroku stated at the same time thoughtfully. Then Miroku and Inu Yasha asked, "How did you find out?" Kikyo explained. "Well Nice Sango doesn't remember anything, but Mean Sango does and so I got her to tell me the story using mind tricks." "Ohhh" they said at the same time. "Stop copying me!!" they yelled. "Me? It's you!!" they pointed at each other.
"Well there you go, Sango"s problem," Kikyo said. "I must be going now." "Wait, what about Kagome?' Inu Yasha yelled. "I told you already!! She's just crazy!!" Kikyo yelled back. Inu Yasha knew that it couldn't have been that simple. He was gonna find out sooner or later.
Ta da!! Sango's matter!! I still don't know what to do with Kagome. Oh well
P.s. Heather I'm gonna tell Jeremy!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Ok, so I finally update. Hehe Stupid Big Brother wouldn't let me on MY!!!! Computer. Damn him!! Well anyway, by popular demand (meaning my mother and sister's demand) Miroku and Sango fluffiness. Oh and Sango's problem revealed!! well on with the story!! P.S. read my lil' story Surprise Surprise!! It funny and---disturbing.
Chapter 5: Sango's Problem
*.* = thoughts . = inner voice "." = talking
Inu Yasha couldn't believe what he saw. Miroku was hanging from the top of the flagpole, upside down, in the nude, with the words "I now take my revenge" on his stomach. "w-who did this?" Inu Yasha asked still not believing what he saw. Sango ran up to Kagome and InuYasha. "I'm sorry I'm late, I had to." Just then she looked up and saw Miroku. Then she immediately covered her eyes. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The scream had woken up Miroku. "Mmm.huh? Since when did I have a balcony view of my school upside down?" He stared for a moment and then looked up.well down actually.and saw everyone staring back at him. He looked around until finally he looked down.which would be up (^_^;;) at his belly. "Revenge?" Miroku asked to no one and everyone at once. Students and teachers fainted and blushed, men laughed. Kagome took no notice to his exposure, but copied Sango. Inu Yasha asked again "who the fuck did this?"
"Sango did," a voice from behind them stated. They all turned to face the said person and they were met with black. A women dressed in all black with an emotionless expression. "Kikyo!" Kagome exclaimed and ran up to hug the girl. Inu Yasha had to do a double take. At first it was like Kagome was hugging herself, but if you look again you could tell the differences. "Who are you?" Inu Yasha asked her. "Kikyo," she stated plainly. Then Sango came up to her "what do you mean I did this?" Kikyo sighed. "well Sango, remember the fact that you don't remember things?" "no," Sango said. "exactly," Kikyo replied.
"What the hell do you mean!" Inu Yasha demanded. "Sango's problem is that she has a Split personality disorder, Schizophrenia." Inu Yasha looked dumbfounded. That was a big word. He looked at the girl and studied her a little. *she's probably gothic or something*. He didn't really care, but he just never associated with the type before. "so if that's Sango's problem, what's Kagome's?" Inu Yasha asked. "Simply psycho." Kikyo answered. "and who are you to them?" Inu Yasha asked not quite happy about her brief answers.
"I am the one that keeps them under control." Inu Yasha just wanted to jump off a cliff or shoot himself. This was all to confusing and pretty soon he was gonna be on the same boat as Kagome. "Hey, all of this "let's get to know each other" talk is nice and all, but CAN SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!! AND SOME CLOTHING WOULD HELP THE SITUATION!!" Miroku yelled. Sango blushed, Inu Yasha snorted, Kikyo looked at him uninterested, and Kagome was hugging and hanging all over Kikyo, who didn't really seem to mind or even take notice.
After Miroku got down and clothed, school got canceled. One of the teachers slipped and fell on the stairs causing all the other people to fall and a janitor go knocked out the window and broke a school bus when he landed. (a/n heh, I am creative, ne?) Inu Yasha took this time to get to know these people better. He wanted answers and explanation, and he was going to get them. He invited everyone to his apartment.
Once everyone got comfy, he got straight to the point. "so why are they in this state?" Inu Yasha asked Kikyo. Well Sango's was from her family and Kagome just has a lot of problems that caused her insanity. Kikyo started with Sango's first.
"It all started when."
Little Sango ran up to her father. "hello, little Sango, how was your day at the park?" her father asked. "It was wonderful, daddy!!" She hugged him. He picked her up and walked into the house. "daddy do you have to go to work today?" little Sango asked. "yes, I do. will you be a good girl for mommy?" Sango hesitated a little but answered. "yes daddy, I'm always a good girl." Her father laughed and set her in the living room as he went to his room to get ready fro work. After about an hour, he left. Sango was in the living room playing with her blocks, when someone came up behind her and smacked her head to the right. Sango fell over, her blocks flying everywhere. Sango got up off the ground and started to pick up her blocks, not even looking at her attacker. She already knew who it was. Her mother. Sango tried to get into her room, but her mother was too strong and held her firmly. "You took him away, you little bitch!! Give him back!!" her mother yelled.
Sango didn't know why her mother blamed her for her brother's death, but evidently Sango was the one to blame when her father was gone.
Her mother threw her against the wall repeatedly, cursing and screaming. She never did this when father was home. Sango didn't like it when father left, but she was a big girl and could take care of herself. She didn't need anybody. Think for herself and live for herself, She could do everything herself.
Sango snapped.
She pushed her mother over and started to hit her and throw things at her. Her mother tried to get Sango off her, but couldn't. Little Sango was out of control. Her mother tried to crawl away, but Sango had did the finishing blow. A flash of red briefly crossed Sango's eyes as she grabbed the pick for the fireplace and jammed it through her mother's body. Then she passed out. When she woke up she was in the hospital, her dad sleeping on a chair next to her. She couldn't remember anything.
The police came up with the only reasonable explanation. A thief or murderer came in and attacked Sango's mother and Sango must have went into hiding and came out afterward and the shock of her mother dead must have made her faint. That was the reasonable explanation anyway. (a/n if only--) She went home with her father cheerful and smiling like she always did, but she turned mean and aggressive when she saw a picture of her mother or somehow someone did something to trigger her other self and the doctor claimed it to be Schizophrenia.
"So we have Mean Sango and Nice Sango," Kikyo finished up. Inu Yasha and Miroku were shocked. "Wow, who'd a thought I'd meet a Schizo," Inu Yasha and Miroku stated at the same time thoughtfully. Then Miroku and Inu Yasha asked, "How did you find out?" Kikyo explained. "Well Nice Sango doesn't remember anything, but Mean Sango does and so I got her to tell me the story using mind tricks." "Ohhh" they said at the same time. "Stop copying me!!" they yelled. "Me? It's you!!" they pointed at each other.
"Well there you go, Sango"s problem," Kikyo said. "I must be going now." "Wait, what about Kagome?' Inu Yasha yelled. "I told you already!! She's just crazy!!" Kikyo yelled back. Inu Yasha knew that it couldn't have been that simple. He was gonna find out sooner or later.
Ta da!! Sango's matter!! I still don't know what to do with Kagome. Oh well
P.s. Heather I'm gonna tell Jeremy!! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!