It was around 11:30 PM, on a Monday night, Alura had gathered up as many of her captives as she could (although she was unable to locate her elves) and had been forcing them to watch Inuyasha with her. Alura was sitting on the floor, her curly black hair un-brushed, her crystal blue eyes were glued to the television, and her jaw was slightly ajar. She hadn't blinked since the show started. Ryou Bakura was sitting on the couch and wondering how Alura could go that long with out blinking. Yami Malik and Yami Bakura were shredding some of Alura's notebooks just to tick her off, and to get revenge on her for, well, for everything she'd done to them since the last time they had shredded her notebooks, but mostly just to tick her off.
Inuyasha stopped for a commercial break
Yami B and Yami M hid the shredded notebooks behind their backs.
Alura turned around and blinked slowly. "Hey Ryou, how do you say fuck in Japanese?"
"Uh… You uh… Ask my Yami." Said Ryou, looking shocked and slightly disturbed by the question.
"Hey Yami B?" Alura said turning to face Yami B.
"I'm not going to tell you." Yami B said quickly.
"Why?" asked Alura.
"Because I don't like you." Yami B responded harshly
"Oh….Yami M?"
"Shut-up bitch. I wouldn't tell you even if my life depended on it." Came the Egyptian's response
"I like you too Yami M," Alura said. "Hey Ryou?"
"Yeah?"
"How do you say son-of-bitch in Japanese?" Alura asked innocently.
"Uh…LOOK! Inuyasha's back on!"
Alura quickly turned around and stared at the TV watching closely as Inuyasha took out some demon.
Yami M & Yami B went back to shredding Alura's notebooks.
Alura unexpectedly turned around just in time to see Yami B ripping the cover off one of her notebooks. "You know most people just read my notebooks when they want to tick me off."
Yami M & Yami B stopped ripping the notebooks and stared at her.
"That's not destructive enough…." Yami B commented.
"Yeah, and like anyone could read your hand-writing." Yami M added
"I can read it." Ryou said.
"Shut-up you." Yami B growled.
"You do know I can just ask someone to buy me new notebooks, right?" Alura asked.
"Yeah. So?" Asked Yami M.
"Whatever…" said Alura, and she went back to watching TV.
"How can she go that long with out blinking?" Ryou asked, after several minutes of watching Alura.
"No idea, but it's actually rather frightening." Said Yami B.
"I can assure you, this is nothing, especially compared to what she does after drinking Mountain Dew." Yami M said
"What does she do after she drinks Mountain Dew?" Ryou asked.
"Well last time she blew up the bridge and cut some girl's hair off." Yami M answered
"Did she really?" Asked Ryou.
"Yeah. But after that she got this letter, and she was really pissed off for a while and she wouldn't tell anyone why, and the bridge was back the next morning." Yami M explained.
Inuyasha ended
Alura turned around. "Hey Yami M?"
"What?"
"How do you say bastard in Japanese?"
"I'm not going to tell you how to swear in Japanese so quit asking!" Yami M responded coldly.
"FINE! I'll go look it up on the internet!" Alura said defiantly, stuck her tongue out and sat down at the computer.
Half an hour later….
Alura walked over to where Ryou, Yami B & Yami M were watching the history channel, a show on chemical warfare was on. "Fakku kisama kisama bakabakashii chikushoume!" she said carefully. "Was I close?" she asked eagerly.
No one could answer all anyone could do was stare.
I'm not entirely sure my Japanese is accurate, so forgive me if Alura said something that made absolutely no sense. And I suppose the ending was a little lame, but I kinda got writer's block toward the end.
Yami M: I can't believe you uploaded this.
Me: Believe it. Anyshmoo, flame it, praise it. I could care less.