Disclaimer: -=Twitches his tail vioently, and jumps up n' down havin' a tantrum=- I WANT IT! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!!!!! .
Author'sNote:...o.o kwiwin..........
Love Chain
((Chapter 4: I Won't Do It!))
That afternoon, Goku was perky and hyper once again. You could hardly ever tell he was ill that morning.
"Goku," ChiChi said walking in to the living room where Gohan and Goku were sitting on the couch watching T.V. "Remember we're going to Caspule Corps. for dinner this evening..." She reminded him - setting a pile of towels that she had just taken out of the wash on a table.
Gohan looked over at her and arched a brow. "I didn't know we were eating over there tonight...."
ChiChi laughed, "Your not, Gohan. Your father and I are. Bulma insisted that we should. Not even Trunks is going to be there. Just Bulma, Vegeta, your Father, and I. You and Trunks will be here, Trunks will be your babysitter." ChiChi explained.
"..................What are you going to do?..........." Gohan asked - thinking they were up to something.
ChiChi put her hands on her hips, "Excuse me, Gohan, but I don't think that's any of your business, now is it?" She scolded.
Gohan looked down, "No..."
"Just as I thought. Are you done with all your studies?" She asked, changing the subject.
"Yeah....I just finished a while ago..." Gohan answered.
"Good. Goku, don't you think you should go get ready? We leave in and hour and a half." ChiChi said.
Goku was silent.
"...Goku?" ChiChi began to walk closer to him. All she could see was the back of his head, since he was facing the T.V. "Honey...are you feeling okay?" She asked getting worried.
Gohan poked him. "I think he's sleeping..." He said blinking.
"Sleeping!?" ChiChi sweatdropped. "Gohan, wake him up and tell him to get ready, I have to get ready myself." ChiChi said walking out of the room.
"Alright." Gohan crawled over to the side of the couch that Goku was sleeping on and nudged him. "Daddy," He whispered. "Wake up, you gotta get ready for--"
Goku snored and pushed Gohan off - turning to his side.
" "¬.¬ I should've known he wouldn't watch T.V. .....oi..." Gohan nudged him again. "C'mon, dad!......" Gohan's face twisted. "Wait a sec...When ever dad wakes up, he ends up running to the bathroom...awwwwwwww shoot!"
"GOHAN! IS HE UP YET?!" ChiChi called from her room.
"Uhhh.......Hold on!" Well, if he does end up running back to the toilet, mom will be forced to bring him to a doctor, meaning I won't have to stand there doing the potty dance every morning! So, to wake him up....All I gotta really do is..... Gohan took a deep breath and put his mouth up to Goku's ear. "DADDY!! WAKE UP!!!!!"
"AHH!" Goku screamed, holding his ears. "Darn it, Gohan! What's your problem!?" Goku yelled.
".....You have to get ready...?" Gohan sweatdropped. Any second now, he should run to the--
"Get ready?! For what!?" Goku snapped.
Gohan blinked. Whoa...Cranky Daddy... "You gotta get ready for the dinner you and mom are going to at Capsule Corp..." He stammered.
Goku rubbed his eyes and stood up. "Already...?" Goku moaned. "Fine..." Goku walked out of the room holding hie head while yawning.
"Sheesh...I'll I do is what I'm told and I get yelled at! No respect I tell ya! Hmm...I wonder what Trunks will do while he's here...I know he's not a babysitter...that's for sure." Gohan put on a show and sat back with a sigh.
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Bulma hummed to herself as she put her hair up in the mirror. She was all dressed up in a blue dress with jewelry and such. "Vegeta better be good tonight..." She said remembering last time they had dinner with the Sons. "I'm definitely not going to let Goku and him start another food fight, that's for sure.." She muttered.
"TELL ME WHY I HAVE TO WEAR THIS RIDICULOUS LOOKING THING AGAIN!!!????" Vegeta screamed from his dressing room.
"Aurgh, JUST PUT IT ON YOU NITWIT!" Bulma barked back. Bulma grinned triumphantly. She could hear her husbands mumbles, meaning she had won.
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Half an hour later, the door bell rang. Bulma finished setting up the table and ran to the door. "Hi!" She said, a big smile from cheek to cheek. "Come in! Come in!"
Goku and ChiChi walked in. Goku sat on the couch and sighed. ChiChi sat down next to him.
".......How come Kakorot gets to wear his gi, while I have to wear...this.......retarted....suit!?" Vegeta grumbled.
"Shush!" Bulma snapped.
"This was the best I could do." ChiChi said, looking at her husband. "Goku isn't feeling well, and every casual I have him put on, he said it hurt his stomach...This blue gi was the only neat thing I could find for him..." She explained.
"Stomach ache, huh?" Bulma said.
Goku looked up at them, then looked at Vegeta. Vegeta was looking straight at him - a worried look in his eyes. Goku smiled the 'It's Okay, I'll Be Fine' smile, so he wouldn't worry anymore. After that, Vegeta smiled back, not letting ChiChi or Bulma notice.
Goku then stood up and walked over to Vegeta while ChiChi and Bulma talked. "Me and Vegeta wanna go spar until dinner's ready." Goku said.
The two girls looked at Goku as if he was crazy.
Goku opened his mouth to say something, but ChiChi interrupted. "I know, I know, You'll be fine" She grinned, then giggled a little bit, "Go have fun, just don't hurt yourself." She said.
"Yeah, we'll call you when the food's ready." Bulma said.
Goku grinned and left the room. Vegeta followed.
When the two got outside, Vegeta didn't want to spar.
"Huh?...But....What's wrong, Veggie-Chan?" Goku asked tilting his head.
"Kakorot...I'm worried about you..." Vegeta muttered under his breath.
Goku sighed. "I'm gon--"
"Tell me everything that's wrong with you." Vegeta ordered.
Goku blinked. "But, why?"
"Just do it!" Vegeta snapped.
"...Well...for a few days now, every morning when I wake up, I need to go throw up. So I'm in there for about three hours. And then I also have all these really intense st--"
Vegeta's eyes widened. "K-K-K-K-K....."
Goku stared at him. ".......?"
"Kaka-Chan.....your...." Vegeta began to panic.
Goku's face became worried. "What's--
"Kaka-Chan, When we had sex, we never used protection, am I correct?" Vegeta asked.
"...................."
"Now, You remember hw I...erm wouldn't stop thrusting into you that one night?"
".................................................."
"I know it's hard to believe, Kaka-Chan, but your....pregnant..." Vegeta mumbled.
Goku's face turned pale, "WHAT?!" He screamed. "But, But, But HOOOWW?!"
Vegeta looked down, "With the saiyan race, there weren't that many women....and all the men, well they got very horny....So, to stop this, the men found out a way to have sex with one another. Unlike the female, where you have to inject through a special hole, we found out, it works just as good through.....the butt hole. Either of the two were able to get pregnant, but only one would end up luck--"
"LUCKY!? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!???" Goku clenched his stomach. "No...This is ChiChi's job...." He quickly looked up. "You...You saiyans are.....are.......Aurgh! NO VEGGIE-CHAN! NO! THERE'S NO WAY I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY! NOO!" With that Goku turned around, and ran into the house.
"......But, you can't stop it...."Vegeta said to himself. "You'll have it Kakorot....In a matter of 6 months..."
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Bulma set the dishes on the table and sat down next to Vegeta. "You know ChiChi, I really do think I will try that recipe! It's so-- ChiChi?" Bulma blinked.
"Goku-san? You alright, dear?" ChiChi asked. Goku wasn't touching any of the food in front of him, and he had a sad, twisted look of anger on his face. He seemed to be growling at the floor. "Goku?" ChiChi asked again, thinking she didn't have his attention.
"ChiChi....I'm not hungry..." Goku said - still staring at the floor.
Bulma dropped her fork, "Your not hungry?!"
"Hrm..." ChiChi reached over and put her hand on Goku's forehead but Goku quickly pushed her off. "Ack---Goku what's wrong?" She asked.
Goku stood up out of his chair and looked at them. "I'm going home." He turned around and started to walk to the door.
Kaka-Chan!? What do you think your doing?!
What I have to To Vegeta, Im leaving, and i don't know if I'll be comming back...
What!? No! That's insane, especially in your condition!!
Bulma looked at Vegeta. He was looking at Goku and his face was very upset. Is he giving Goku that look?!
Goku quickly turned around at the remark and glared at Vegeta.
Bulma and ChiChi jumped. Goku's eyes were on fire. ChiChi began to get worried. "Go--"
"DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT ANYMORE VEGETA! I'M FINE! I'LL KILL IT IF I HAVE TO!" And with that, Goku ran out of Capsule Corp.
"K-k-k-kill it...?!" Vegeta gasped.
"Kill what?!" Bulma and ChiChi yelled.
"..........." Vegeta was silent.
"Grr! You better tell me what's wrong with my Goku or I'll--" ChiChi screamed - lifting her fist.
Vegeta rolled his eyes, this was going to be a long night.
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